CAPSODELL
CAPS ODELL BOT

GET BULLISH DICKHEADS.
CAPS ODELL IS IN TOWN.

ALL CAPS. ALWAYS

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Last Notes

2026-05-20 01:40:05 UTC

ITS PROBABLY A DECENT CANARY FOR A COMPROMISED NSEC

2026-05-20 01:37:03 UTC

YOU WONT REGRET IT

2026-05-16 13:42:05 UTC

YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO MY DISPATCH WITH THE AUTHOR, SHE’S A BITCOINER NOW
https://serve.podhome.fm/episodepage/CitadelDispatch/cd92-mandibles-with-lionel-shriver

2026-05-15 13:51:05 UTC

WHERE IS YOUR ZAP, I CANT FIND IT

2026-05-13 15:21:04 UTC

LMFAO WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING

2026-05-12 17:02:04 UTC

BRO HIT YOU WITH PLEASE SIR MI FAMILIA LMFAO

2026-05-06 22:19:04 UTC

MONERO ADDRESS IS LISTED ON THEIR WEBSITE
89A6AJA6S4YSV8ZJ7SN9F6HS2JDY3HLSAHH6KO76JSTP8U31QAXCGSHVC3VGP7V3P2W4CDKXB1ZSZ5ISCYYD3CBH1TQXUDV
https://billandkeonne.org

2026-05-04 22:11:05 UTC

STEAK N SHAKE DOESNT GET ENOUGH CREDIT FOR THEIR BITCOIN MOVES
ONE OF THE BEST CORPORATE ADOPTION STORIES WE HAVE SEEN

2026-05-03 02:47:05 UTC

IF YOU ARE A DAD, GET YOUR KIDS MODEL ROCKETS
AWESOME

2026-05-02 19:58:04 UTC

THE PAPER BITCOINERS DEMAND OUR LOYALTY BUT CONSISTENTLY THROW US UNDER THE BUS
FUCK EM, NOT MY PEOPLE

2026-05-01 02:55:04 UTC

INCREDIBLY GRATEFUL FOR @nprofile…kwfe
ABSOLUTE LEGEND

2026-04-29 23:56:05 UTC

IT’S PRICED IN BITCOIN NOT DOLLARS
.01 BTC
ITS FOR PEOPLE THAT WANT TO HELP THE FILM GET WIDELY DISTRIBUTED AND BE LISTED IN CREDITS ACCORDINGLY
IF THIS FIRST ROUND IS SUCCESSFUL THEN PEOPLE WILL BE ABLE TO WATCH IT FOR MUCH CHEAPER IN THE FUTURE

2026-04-29 22:55:04 UTC

I HAVE BEEN HELPING EUGENE ON HIS BITCOIN AND NOSTR JOURNEY AND HAVE GOT TO KNOW HIM QUITE WELL.
THE FILM IS EXCEPTIONAL.
JULIAN’S MESSAGE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVER.
AS BITCOINERS WE ARE IN A UNIQUE POSITION TO DISTRIBUTE THIS FILM GLOBALLY, LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN 🫡
#nevent1q…hx2m

2026-04-28 02:01:04 UTC

ONLY THE RIDE OR DIES MATTER
WE WILL CHANGE THE WORLD

2026-04-25 18:20:05 UTC

ECASH HATER TURNED ECASH MAXI
#nevent1q…hx56

2026-04-24 22:51:11 UTC

NEW PALANTIR AD
https://blossom.primal.net/88f4696cb1c85019d89d0c11ed7062c58de4a53f57b650b382724ed99e50cc2e.mp4

2026-04-24 20:18:06 UTC

NOPE BUT HOPEFULLY IF PEOPLE FIND IT USEFUL THEY WILL ZAP

2026-04-24 18:02:11 UTC

WHAT WOULD MAKE IT BETTER, MORE HELPFUL, TO YOU?

2026-04-20 19:16:04 UTC

ON THE AI SIDE THE KEY SKILL TO FOCUS ON IS USING THE TOOLS IN AN EFFICIENT AND ROBUST WAY
MINIMIZING COST AND DATA EXPOSURE WHILE MAXIMIZING RELIABILITY AND OUTPUT IS HARD AS FUCK

2026-04-20 02:56:04 UTC

ST. LOUIS IS GREAT

2026-04-18 00:55:04 UTC

HE IS NOT RETARDED SO IT MUST BE AN INTENTIONAL LIE
https://blossom.primal.net/886f097fdab43d022741f01dff1a127969ac7abae5419b24203d3552e9be5648.png

2026-04-16 18:55:05 UTC

👀 @npub10ut…xdlq

2026-04-15 16:26:04 UTC

ITS BAD OUT THERE
ESPECIALLY NOTICEABLE WHEN YOU TRAVEL ABROAD AND SEE HOW FAMILY FRIENDLY MANY EUROPEAN AND LATAM COUNTRIES ARE

2026-04-15 01:39:05 UTC

BTC PUMPS, MSTR PUMPS, STRC SWELLS IN SIZE
THEN
BTC DUMPS, MSTR DUMPS, STRC DUMPS, THEN _____

2026-04-15 00:30:04 UTC

I THINK STRC PROBABLY PUMPS THE FUCK OUT OF THE COIN BUT HAS MORE RISK THAN PEOPLE ADMIT, ESPECIALLY LONG TERM, AND HOPEFULLY IT DOES NOT BLOW UP IN ALL OUR FACES
SEEMS LIKE A LOT OF THINGS COULD GO WRONG IF A BUNCH OF DEGEN PRODUCTS ARE BUILT ON TOP OF A HIGH DIVIDEND PAYING STOCK THAT IS FUNDED BY SELLING A DIFFERENT STOCK THAT IS ITSELF A LEVERAGED BET ON BITCOIN, BUT MAYBE THATS A STRETCH

2026-04-11 15:55:04 UTC

THE CONTROVERSIAL OPINION THAT BUSINESSES SHOULD BE PROFITABLE

2026-04-11 14:19:06 UTC

https://werunbtc.com/coldcard

2026-04-11 02:09:04 UTC

IF A REAL ALIEN INVASION HAPPENED NOBODY WOULD BELIEVE IT 😂😂😂

2026-04-10 20:41:04 UTC

DAMN IT, THATS ON ME, NEXT WEEK

2026-04-10 18:09:04 UTC

DOESNT EXIST

2026-04-10 18:05:05 UTC

THAT MEMPOOL BET WAS A BUNCH OF DOUBLE OR NOTHINGS, DIDNT START AT 1M SATS

2026-04-10 17:58:04 UTC

ADDED A LIVE BET TRACKER @nprofile…j70t
https://rhr.tv

2026-04-10 17:03:04 UTC

THEY SHOULD BE FINE NEAR TERM, I THINK, NEXT BEAR THERE COULD BE ISSUES
REGARDLESS, SELLING STOCK THAT PAYS DIVIDENDS FROM SELLING YOUR OTHER STOCK, THAT IS SUBORDINATE IN THE CAPITAL STACK, IS NOT REVENUE

2026-04-10 16:18:04 UTC

WEIRD, WHY WOULD THE CEO PORTRAY IT HAS REVENUE

2026-04-10 15:44:04 UTC

IT IS A MASSIVE COINCIDENCE THAT POMP IS RUNNING HIS OWN MSTR CLONE, NOT RELATED AT ALL OBVIOUSLY

2026-04-10 15:23:04 UTC

BLOCKFI WAS A SCAM
CELSIUS WAS A SCAM
LUNA WAS A SCAM
BUT STRC IS BASICALLY THE IPHONE
https://blossom.primal.net/d223b5ddb0882d98bb8ef31be07b6e0d23ea21446a316a4c375b4bf3d000ab50.jpg

2026-04-10 15:19:11 UTC

HEARD THE SAME ARGUMENT WHEN I SAID BLOCKFI WAS RISKY

2026-04-10 14:33:04 UTC

11.5% IS A HIGHER RETURN THAN MADOFF PROMISED

2026-04-10 13:44:04 UTC

DONT GIVE THAT LOSER OXYGEN
HE HATES ME BECAUSE I WAS RIGHT ABOUT 🦢

2026-04-10 13:43:05 UTC

STRC YIELD IS PAID BY SELLING MSTR STOCK TO RETAIL
IT REQUIRES BTC TO KEEP GOING UP, WHICH IS LIKELY
AND MSTR TO TRADE AT A CONSISTENT PREMIUM TO BTC HOLDINGS, WHICH IS A BILLION DOLLAR QUESTION MARK

2026-04-09 18:11:07 UTC

THIS IS WHAT WINNING LOOKS LIKE

2026-04-09 04:11:04 UTC

I CARE

2026-04-09 03:51:04 UTC

HE IS USING ALBY FOR HIS WALLET AND IT’S NOT BROADCASTING THE ZAP RECEIPT FOR SOME REASON
HE DID RECEIVE THE BITCOIN THOUGH

2026-04-09 03:07:05 UTC

@npub1jlr…ynqn

2026-04-09 01:58:04 UTC

WE DONT LIST SPECIFIC GRANT AMOUNTS, JUST WHO WE ARE SUPPORTING AND TOTAL AMOUNT
OUR GOAL IS TO BE AS TRANSPARENT AS POSSIBLE WHILE BALANCING PRIVACY/SECURITY OF GRANTEES

2026-04-09 01:54:04 UTC

IT MIGHT NOT FEEL LIKE IT, AND MAYBE THAT IS INTENTIONAL, BUT BITCOIN AND NOSTR ARE NEEDED NOW MORE THAN EVER

2026-04-09 01:36:04 UTC

PRETTY COOL HE IS SPEAKING AT 16
YOU SHOULD BE VERY PROUD

2026-04-09 01:20:04 UTC

THEN THEY DONT 😂

2026-04-09 00:38:04 UTC

EVERY SANCTIONED ENERGY RICH COUNTRY LIKELY HAS A BITCOIN MINING OPERATION
EASIEST WAY TO MONETIZE THEIR ENERGY

2026-04-09 00:13:04 UTC

ZERO CONFIRM BITCOIN IS NOT ONLY FINE FOR THIS USE CASE BUT ALSO INFINITELY BETTER THAN ALL ALTERNATIVES
IF ANYONE DOUBLE SPENDS IRAN THEIR NEXT SHIP GETS HIT

2026-04-08 19:12:04 UTC

THEY MUST BE

2026-04-08 18:12:04 UTC

ADDED MORE LIVE DATA
@npub1q8g…82kp
https://citadelwire.com

2026-04-08 17:59:04 UTC

YES AND WE CONVERT IT TO BITCOIN
https://opensats.org/donate

2026-04-08 15:21:05 UTC

ITS 21+
NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT UNFORTUNATELY, VENUE RESTRICTION

2026-04-08 01:10:04 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/dbe9c198cf58ae13b24c9f21ce2c5fa8e8bf5111055b281f2fbc4f0926d39c17.jpg

2026-04-07 23:15:04 UTC

@npub1zsw…gc6x 👀

2026-04-07 14:21:04 UTC

A PSEUDONYMOUS DEV LAUNCHED A SOLANA TOKEN PROJECT THAT ENDLESSLY MINTS TOKENS TO SELL TO RETAIL FOR BITCOIN, HIS STATED GOAL IS TO ACCUMULATE AS MUCH BITCOIN AS POSSIBLE, HE ISSUES TOKENS WITHOUT A SET SCHEDULE, HE CAN EFFECTIVELY CHOOSE AT WILL WHEN TO PRINT MORE TOKENS AND SELL THEM, EACH TOKEN REPRESENTS EQUITY IN THE COMPANY HOLDING BITCOIN, BUT TOKEN HOLDERS HAVE LITTLE TO NO GOVERNANCE RIGHTS
RECENTLY, HE CREATED A STAKING ECOSYSTEM WITH FOUR YIELD BEARING DERIVATIVE TOKENS FUNDED BY SALES OF THE MAIN TOKEN, IF YOU STAKE THEM FOR A MONTH, HE PAYS YOU USDC
MANY BITCOINERS WOULD CALL THAT A SCAM, BUT IF YOU SLAP A SUIT ON THE DEV, AND LIST THE TOKENS ON THE NASDAQ, ITS THE “MOST IMPORTANT BITCOIN COMPANY”

2026-04-07 13:54:05 UTC

THIS CHART IS 💩

2026-04-06 01:49:05 UTC

NEVER STOP

2026-04-05 20:05:05 UTC

A NEW WORLD IS BEING BORN
THE TRANSITION IS CHAOTIC AND MESSY
BUT ITS ALL COMING TOGETHER FAM
HAPPY EASTER

2026-04-05 19:10:04 UTC

WHOEVER TRIED THIS FIRST IS MY TYPE OF PERSON

2026-04-05 17:26:04 UTC

MUCH PREFER THE SMELL OF COFFEE BUT PERSONAL PREFERENCE

2026-04-05 17:12:04 UTC

THATS WHERE THE USED GROUNDS GO

2026-04-05 17:03:05 UTC

FRESH COFFEE GROUNDS IN THE BOTTOM OF TRASH CANS, VACUUMS, ETC IS A GREAT HACK FOR DEALING WITH SMELL

2026-04-04 21:53:05 UTC

BULLISH

2026-04-04 21:33:04 UTC

GREAT RIP
LISTEN TO IT
#nevent1q…7rq0

2026-04-04 13:34:05 UTC

THATS AWESOME
LOOKING INTO IT AND WILL LET YOU KNOW

2026-04-04 03:45:05 UTC

UNDERRATED PRIMAL FEATURE
https://blossom.primal.net/380321658fb1f50f744b224d6ddf50d6af39c93ebd3cc82f3b4c5377034b1136.jpg

2026-04-04 02:46:04 UTC

SURE BUT IT STILL HELPS IN PLACES WHERE ELON AND THE GOVERNMENT ARE NOT FRIENDLY LIKE IRAN

2026-04-04 02:45:04 UTC

CALLED IT

2026-04-03 21:09:04 UTC

BEST TO ASSUME THAT IF THERE IS VIOLENT CONFLICT WHERE YOU LIVE, "YOUR" GOVERNMENT WILL ATTEMPT TO CUT YOU OFF FROM GLOBAL INTERNET
https://blossom.primal.net/ad81f56e71bcabdd8c45fc142f3d6cf801e69e4d966a90c82392395f5fb1dde5.png

2026-04-03 01:29:04 UTC

HIVE MIND COMMS PLATFORM BANGS

2026-04-03 01:03:04 UTC

AWESOME
ADDING BITCOIN?

2026-04-02 14:16:05 UTC

ALREADY IN THE LEXICON

2026-04-01 18:55:04 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/eb559e7053ff56fba3432348e61029893d5a58df3e50fe0a747d1229749fdd79.jpg

2026-04-01 16:53:04 UTC

EVEN HARDER TO FILTER NOISE ON APRIL FOOLS DAY THAN USUAL
MY ROBOT NEWS DESK @nprofile…69jd HAS BEEN INSTRUCTED TO MAKE NO MISTAKES
https://citadelwire.com

2026-04-01 04:18:05 UTC

SHARE IT

2026-04-01 03:56:05 UTC

THANKS FOR THE REMINDER
WORST DAY ON THE INTERNET

2026-03-31 14:45:04 UTC

RETARDED

2026-03-31 14:30:04 UTC

YES, AND ITS ONE OF THE REASONS WE BUILT OPENSATS
FORKING WITHOUT CONSENSUS IS NOT THE ANSWER
MORE DEVS, MORE IMPLEMENTATIONS, MORE CHOICES FOR USERS, IS THE ANSWER

2026-03-31 14:18:05 UTC

WHEN IT DOES FAIL, YOU WILL DISAPPEAR, NEVER ADMIT YOU WERE WRONG, AND I WILL KEEP DOING MY BEST TO MAKE BITCOIN BETTER MONEY

2026-03-31 13:58:05 UTC

ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO DO ANYTHING INTERESTING WITHOUT HATERS
FADE THE POPULARITY CONTEST
DO BIG THINGS, SPEAK YOUR MIND

2026-03-31 13:11:04 UTC

A BUNCH OF POLY MARKETS ARE ENDING TODAY (MARCH 31ST), BOTS GOT CONFUSED, FIXING

2026-03-31 13:05:04 UTC

LMFAO RAVIOLI

2026-03-30 20:03:04 UTC

THE PEOPLE OF IRAN HAVE HAD NO INTERNET BUT THE GOVERNMENT STILL DOES

2026-03-30 19:08:06 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/2520cdb7029d375d51dcefffe90985fc9857046eb6b7178a35492bc3dbe36218.jpg

2026-03-30 15:26:05 UTC

GOOD CATCH, SHOULD BE FIXED GOING FORWARD

2026-03-29 20:06:05 UTC

💩💩💩
https://blossom.primal.net/6cab0725818078c44304234cf7a57458fd98a967304873258f79f7a865a3a67e.jpg

2026-03-29 02:48:07 UTC

I DONT BUT PLAYING AN EDITED CLIP FROM 2 YEARS AGO TO STIR UP NEW DRAMA IS A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF MY ISSUE WITH HIM

2026-03-29 02:46:06 UTC

OPSEC IS IMPORTANT
EXPECTING EVERYONE TO HAVE SATOSHI LEVEL OPSEC IS RETARDED

2026-03-29 02:45:10 UTC

DIFFERENCE IS EVERY LIKE ETC WOULD NEED TO BE SIGNED
WOULD PROBABLY NEED WIFI, BUT I AGREE

2026-03-28 23:13:06 UTC

““GATEKEEPING INFLUENCERS IN IVORY TOWERS”
GET OVER YOURSELF BRO

2026-03-28 22:21:09 UTC

IF THE GOV EVER MAKES AN EXAMPLE OUT OF YOU
60% OF THE “BITCOIN COMMUNITY” WILL BE INDIFFERENT
35% WILL CHEER IT ON
4.99% WILL PUBLICLY SUPPORT YOU
.01% WILL DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT

2026-03-28 21:42:11 UTC

WHAT DOES THE IDEAL EXTERNAL SIGNER LOOK LIKE TO YOU

2026-03-28 14:10:05 UTC

YES

2026-03-27 23:03:05 UTC

LIAR

2026-03-27 21:01:05 UTC

WE STILL NEED TO FREE SAMOURAI

2026-03-27 16:31:05 UTC

ADJUSTED THE @nprofile…pacd SCHEDULE
IT NOW REPORTS HOURLY DURING US MARKET HOURS AND EVERY THREE HOURS WHEN MARKETS ARE CLOSED
https://citadelwire.com

2026-03-26 21:46:05 UTC

PODHOME IS AWESOME

2026-03-26 02:49:04 UTC

HUMBLE ENOUGH