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2026-06-09 18:46:38 CEST

If a billionaire is a policy failure, a trillionaire is a civilizational one.
One person hoarding that much wealth in a world where people are in need — hungry, sick, homeless — is the end product of a society undergoing the complete collapse of human decency.
A trillionaire is an obscenity.

2026-05-26 01:28:42 CEST

Homicides in Los Angeles are at their lowest level since 1966, and all the big-name mayoral candidates are pushing for more cops. _More_ cops.
Because the LAPD is so famously trustworthy.
If these dumb motherfuckers spend more money on cops, I’m going to make sure they need it.

2026-05-24 02:14:05 CEST

The rapidly-increasing percentage of my day spent ensuring that whatever product or service I’m interacting with isn’t actively trying to fuck me is _exhausting_.
We are no longer customers or clients or citizens or even human. We are exploitable marks, turnips to be bled dry and discarded.

2026-05-16 15:34:40 CEST

Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House: “Well, look. The salary of Congress has been frozen since 2009.“
SO HAS THE FEDERAL MINIMUM WAGE.
If Congress can’t “take care of their families” at $174,000 a year, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THINK POOR PEOPLE CAN, YOU SOULLESS MONSTER?

2026-05-11 19:08:09 CEST

Trump thinks this is the color of water the same way he thinks his face is the color of skin.
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2026-05-07 04:22:29 CEST

Naming your AI supercomputer “Colossus” is the science fiction version of naming your surveillance company “Palantir.”
WATCH THE MOVIE TO THE END, YOU MORONS.
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2026-04-30 15:52:49 CEST

What do you want to bet that Aetna denied the coverage because it was elective surgery to have her soul removed?
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2026-04-22 19:34:38 CEST

Dear UI programmers,
No.
Love, Greg.
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2026-04-21 01:53:02 CEST

Me riding my bike out, with the wind at my back: Ha ha! Fuck yeah! Yes!
Me riding back: Well, this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

2026-04-18 02:20:14 CEST

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Does… Does she have a brother?

2026-04-07 19:19:01 CEST

Bad software makes me frustrated, so — given the state of the industry — I am constantly in a state of blinding, white-hot rage.
Nothing fucking works.

2026-04-06 04:08:43 CEST

If we were spider people, the crucifix would be an asterisk.
I promise I am not high.

2026-03-28 20:06:25 CET

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2026-03-26 01:44:20 CET

Decades ago, I’d read books like “Soul of a New Machine” and “Showstopper!” as romances, about late nights and impossible tasks and the ability to will something into existence using just brains and caffeine.
It took me far too long to recognize that they were actually warnings.

2026-03-24 23:54:00 CET

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That they’ve already released 18.7.3 for phones that can’t upgrade to 26 but nothing for those that can does not bode well, alas. “Upgrade to 26” is the current recommendation, which just happens to suit their interests (and not mine).

2026-03-24 18:16:56 CET

Apparently, Apple isn’t going to patch iOS 18.6.2, meaning I either risk my information with DarkSword or my sanity with iOS 26.
Say what you want about Microsoft — please! use profanity! — but they wouldn’t let a zero-interaction, full-exfil bug go unfixed on a seven month old release.

2026-03-23 17:23:46 CET

It is very funny that ICE didn’t change anything about their MO for the airport deployments.
The dude is wearing plate armor with a bunch of shit tactically stuck to it, to stand behind a Black woman sitting in a chair, doing the actual work, without getting paid.
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2026-03-17 15:43:11 CET

Just exploring my options here. Can anything other than beef be “corned”?

2026-03-15 20:19:55 CET

An awful lot of grandchildren are going to find a skull neck-gaiter in an old trunk in the attic and realize that Pop-Pop was a Nazi.

2026-03-05 17:40:11 CET

~phegseth/wars/2026/CLAUDE.md
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2026-03-03 17:05:34 CET

An experiment.
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/166/093/721/810/618/original/67869475ae46fbc6.mp4

2026-01-22 04:27:38 CET

So how, exactly, is the current Democratic Party leadership any different from a Potemkin opposition, existing only to fill the space where actual resistance would go?

2026-01-20 16:47:50 CET

“Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns Thing People Don’t Want boom could falter if people continue not to want it”
Who wants to be the one to explain markets to the head of a multi-trillion dollar company? Is he just used to people not wanting Windows and it selling anyway?
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2026-01-08 02:09:20 CET

The shooting was “domestic terrorism,” all right.
A community terrorized by masked thugs. A government using violence for political ends. A woman murdered without warning.
There’s plenty of domestic terrorism out there. It’s just that the terrorists have badges.

2025-12-23 16:54:21 CET

Once Santa brings me the ability to make someone’s head explode just by thinking about it, we’ll get this mess straightened out.

2025-12-15 02:21:16 CET

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Pfft. I don’t know why this would be hard.
South Africa! North… Africa. Egypt. Libya. Lybia. Africaia. That one the Europeans exploited. Wakanda. The one with Meryl Streep and Robert Redford. White Mischief. A tiger!? Kenya. Well? Ken ya?
Does anybody else smell burnt toast?

2025-12-04 21:31:49 CET

Hey, remember Charlie Kirk?
Me neither.
He led a meaningless life. He disappeared from our memory like a puff of smoke because there are plenty of other people pumping out the same garbage he did. He was a commodity.
It seems so strange that anybody ever cared, or pretended to. He had one life, and wasted it being cruel.

2025-11-07 05:35:41 CET

Pedophile-Americans are lucky to have a zealous advocate like Mike Johnson in Congress.
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2025-10-30 23:32:09 CET

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[email protected]: Your home for weak takes using 15 year old memes.

2025-10-30 23:28:53 CET

I’m in late October.
I’m in 90 degree heat.
I’m in the combination late October 90 degree heat.

2025-10-24 18:25:55 CEST

If you add a label to the satellite imagine of the White House, it looks exactly like a slide from a Pentagon press briefing after a successful bombing run.
Back when there were Pentagon press briefings.
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2025-10-18 00:52:51 CEST

Tech CEOs can’t run governments.
They can’t even run tech companies.

2025-10-16 15:43:41 CEST

You’ve convinced me, California Republican Party. Sounds great!
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2025-10-08 17:26:11 CEST

I hate that Prime Day has become so commercialized.

2025-09-06 23:01:26 CEST

Hollywood and Vine, September 6, 2025. You will never, ever guess what this line is for.
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2025-09-06 02:22:40 CEST

The Washington Post Editorial Board fully supports the new Department of Fuckin’ Shit Up, just as it fully supported the previous Department of Not Being a Total Pussy.
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2025-08-18 17:27:29 CEST

@npub1prs…eh8y
_Twenty-three years._
https://indieweb.social/@classicweb/115050296054899037

2025-01-07 18:52:26 CET

I haven’t had much to say since the election. Things seemed incredibly bleak then, and have only gotten darker, as the super-rich have climbed over each other to debase themselves at the feet of a monster.
Which is why what @npub1g63…ezt9 and @npub1h7d…ylhp are doing feels so important. The money is hugely significant, but the act itself — as an expression of sacrifice, of commitment, of thanks — feels like hope, at a time when there’s not a lot of that to go around.
https://blog.codinghorror.com/stay-gold-america/

2024-11-05 07:02:30 CET

Remember them.
Every Musk, every Thiel, every Andreessen. Every Republican in Congress. Every dipshit brother-in-law, every racist neighbor, every cultist moron. Every coward. Every opportunist. Every grifter.
Remember everyone who saw cruelty and division and hate and wanted their piece of it. Remember every fascist who declared themselves.
Do not forget.
And do not forgive.

2024-10-29 16:21:29 CET

We could have saved a lot of this trouble if we’d just put Trump in prison in the 80’s, back when he first started committing crimes.
There’s a good lesson in that about Musk.

2024-10-25 18:37:40 CEST

Remember the newspapers that can’t find it in themselves to endorse Harris over a fascist, a convicted criminal, an insurrectionist.
Remember that they can be cowed, and blunted, and self-censored.
Remember that they are cowards.
Remember that when faced with a singular example of their most fundamental purpose — afflicting the comfortable — they blinked.

2024-10-16 19:10:57 CEST

Just getting this out there early:
Deny every one of these motherfuckers the mainstream comeback they’re going to attempt in a couple of years. Every officeholder, every pundit, every CEO. You don’t get a do-over after siding with fascism.
Supporting Trump is disqualifying, and they need to be reminded of their betrayal every day for the rest of their pathetic lives.

2024-10-14 21:36:15 CEST

I went on vacation and my server got kind of bitchy at being ignored.
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2024-10-10 02:41:56 CEST

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
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2024-10-02 18:28:40 CEST

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The body keeps the list of overdue tasks.

2024-10-02 17:51:53 CEST

Had occasion to log into Asana for the first time in forever this morning, and was immediately confronted with decade-old tasks for projects that no longer exist and companies than are no longer in business.
That I immediately felt both stressed and guilty could be the basis for someone’s PhD.

2024-09-29 07:51:33 CEST

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RIP Snuggles.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fDYK2H0ldbo

2024-09-24 19:27:51 CEST

None of this WordPress nonsense would be an issue if you bastards had just stuck with Movable Type.

2024-09-18 17:29:04 CEST

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Do… Do the warm buns soften the butter packets?
Oh, man.

2024-09-15 21:11:59 CEST

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Also, in 1986 they didn’t admit me, and I’m still bitter.

2024-09-15 19:40:07 CEST

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Born, raised, and have lived in California my whole life, and it’s utterly bonkers.
I mean, come on, Davis. You’re not going to kill any students that way.

2024-09-10 17:57:33 CEST

Shorter Vance: “A bunch of kids on a Discord somewhere wanted to see if they could make me look like an idiot. They have their answer.”
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2024-09-02 21:32:04 CEST

November 1 should be NaNoNoWriDa, National Novel Not-Writing Day.
You give a vague prompt to an LLM, tell it to crank out 50,000 words, and then nobody reads it, including you.
Got _that_ bucket list item checked off. Next, hire someone to sky-dive for you.

2024-09-01 21:49:12 CEST

No, no, no. No. No! It is September fucking 1st, people. You are seven and a half weeks early.
I am forced to spend two months of my life waist-deep in Christmas. I will _not_ spend two months in Halloween.
Three days. Halloween gets three days. You put up your decorations, you give candy to kids, it’s over. If you’re that committed to “spooky szn” stop being a dilettante and do it year-round, you coward.
Goddammit.
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2024-08-30 16:09:58 CEST

Carcinogen warnings of the Information Age.
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2024-08-08 18:43:27 CEST

An old employer of mine used ChatGPT to write their mission statement.
Which tells you everything you need to know about my old employer, ChatGPT, and mission statements.

2024-08-04 02:26:03 CEST

My kid works for the Phillies at their minor league training complex in Clearwater, Florida. The games today got rained out ahead of Hurricane Debby, but sometimes it lets up just enough…
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2024-08-03 22:56:39 CEST

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Years ago, I severed a tendon in my right index finger and got PT after it was repaired. The therapist complimented my wrist strength, too, but guessed a different reason why.

2024-08-03 22:42:48 CEST

I sit on my ass for a living, so you’d think that area would be toughened up a little, have some calluses. It’s seen some shit, so to speak.
But I just finished my second longest ride for the second week in a row — 37 miles, then 40 — and the memorial for my taint will be held on Monday.
In lieu of flowers, please send, I dunno, a heating pad and some aloe.