🇬🇧 MummaBear 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ( Dame)

Out walking the dogs.
I ask the " newcomers" driving a beet up Clio. Were they lost. Yes he says, the woman has a mask around her neck. They gave me the address. I said you just past it. He looks confused.
I go on to explain odd house numbers on the left even numbers on the right.
I then point to the house, check with e postie who's on the road. They drive on and still go past the house 😆😆😆

2026-04-05 20:47:08 CEST

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@nprofile…w4wg @nprofile…acsl kids come to school aged 11+ they don't know how to use a keyboard.
One kid said what's a mouse.
They have no interest in learning to use computers.

2026-04-05 14:32:56 CEST

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2026-04-03 19:36:32 CEST

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@nprofile…5ggy what show was it?

2026-04-03 19:34:15 CEST

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@nprofile…hqna why do you think you are Autistic?

2026-04-03 19:33:53 CEST

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@nprofile…hqna very few people are autistic. Living daily for a person with autism is very difficult. Most online surveys just wants to sell to something

2026-04-03 19:31:43 CEST

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@nprofile…xyve projected

2026-04-03 19:31:15 CEST

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@nprofile…c2ja dude🤗

2026-04-03 19:30:59 CEST

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@nprofile…l3qy @nprofile…07t3 yeah everyone's addicted to coffee but the advertising made it cool

2026-04-01 21:04:36 CEST

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@nprofile…u6vd wait.....

2026-04-01 21:02:35 CEST

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@nprofile…q09u haha yeah. It's all theater

2026-04-01 21:02:06 CEST

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@nprofile…07t3, good.

2026-04-01 21:01:54 CEST

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@nprofile…07t3

2026-04-01 21:01:37 CEST

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@nprofile…rjk0 @nprofile…fk8u things never change

2026-04-01 21:01:05 CEST

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@nprofile…c2ja both see who can go then highest. Embrace his choice for independence. Your thank yourself later. Now teach him how to use the washing machine

2026-03-31 21:00:03 CEST

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@nprofile…cp6s it's a saw he has a sheep what else will he do with it. Good noise gonna cut up the tractor😂

2026-03-31 20:58:19 CEST

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@nprofile…q8rs @nprofile…l4kz 😂 lol people's fur babies 😭

2026-03-31 19:23:54 CEST

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@nprofile…whfu 😂

2026-03-31 19:23:25 CEST

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@nprofile…rska half nelson is best

2026-03-31 19:22:15 CEST

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@nprofile…q09u is died before this. As soon as it become co2 friendly😭

2026-03-31 19:19:58 CEST

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@nprofile…fk8u and awe still moan about taxes now

2026-03-31 19:18:33 CEST

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@nprofile…07t3 wow some people do all those😭

2026-03-31 19:16:22 CEST

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@nprofile…c2ja 15 he can push himself. 🤗

2026-03-31 19:14:47 CEST

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@nprofile…w4wg @nprofile…cp6s ahh

2026-03-29 21:33:06 CEST

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@nprofile…h2rj 🤣

2026-03-29 21:32:45 CEST

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@nprofile…w4wg @nprofile…cp6s lucky you. I'm very fussy

2026-03-29 20:08:54 CEST

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@nprofile…cp6s you never going to sleep

2026-03-29 20:06:23 CEST

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@nprofile…3u6l 🤣

2026-03-29 20:05:51 CEST

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@nprofile…3hmk 😂

2026-03-29 13:31:36 CEST

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@nprofile…9r29 I love the Wombles 😂

2026-03-29 13:29:01 CEST

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@nprofile…l3qy smart dog 😎

2026-03-29 13:28:19 CEST

They have run out of things to steal! 🥴
Nestlé says 413,793 KitKat candy bars stolen en route from Italy to Poland https://share.google/t3RjIqsThTTXP7vpv
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2026-03-28 22:06:38 CET

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@nprofile…q8rs unsubscribe🤣

2026-03-28 22:05:21 CET

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@nprofile…00xj I forgot that bit 😂

2026-03-28 22:05:07 CET

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@nprofile…za8l @nprofile…f95v @nprofile…t344 good point

2026-03-28 14:16:47 CET

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@nprofile…hw3q @nprofile…jdwz what's bad is. You have to remind people not to be dirty buggers

2026-03-28 14:13:04 CET

A friend asked me to show her how to use ai..
I said, pretend you're taking to a 2 year old.

2026-03-28 14:11:18 CET

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@nprofile…f95v @nprofile…t344 hiding history, why?

2026-03-27 16:17:50 CET

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@nprofile…eqfl yeah tis why my garage won't touch it

2026-03-27 16:17:27 CET

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@nprofile…pjj0 nice

2026-03-27 16:17:20 CET

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@nprofile…jsmc @nprofile…07t3 @nprofile…jdwz my garage want an official source! Only jeep have nothing in the UK

2026-03-27 16:16:18 CET

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@nprofile…jdwz @nprofile…ffr8 🤗

2026-03-25 22:19:15 CET

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@nprofile…z7z2 @nprofile…swsj @nprofile…jgdk 🤣

2026-03-25 22:14:55 CET

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@nprofile…pjj0 oh that looks like it. Where did you find that?

2026-03-25 22:14:21 CET

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@nprofile…pjj0 🥴

2026-03-25 22:13:30 CET

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@nprofile…eqfl what if I use the wrong one?

2026-03-25 21:14:30 CET

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@nprofile…swsj @nprofile…jgdk maybe your were just taking to much?

2026-03-25 21:12:33 CET

I'm looking for a source to tell me the correct rear differential oil to use on a 2014 jeep cherokee KL 2.0 diesel.
No, my local jeep dealership didn't know🤣

2026-03-25 20:42:01 CET

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@nprofile…x8hu why so low milage? Did you have the car from new?

2026-03-25 20:38:27 CET

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@nprofile…h45l it all tastes the same😁

2026-03-25 20:34:18 CET

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@nprofile…pjj0 is that good or bad?

2026-03-25 20:33:02 CET

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@nprofile…ffr8 @nprofile…jdwz don't you take zinc to help iron absorption? Ascorbic acid ( vitc) is great if you're fighting something.

2026-03-25 20:28:30 CET

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@nprofile…70x8 and!

2026-03-25 20:26:52 CET

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@nprofile…9d54 @nprofile…dlsx A+ 🤣

2026-03-23 19:39:33 CET

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@nprofile…dlsx yup

2026-03-23 18:52:29 CET

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@nprofile…4739 who's marriage?

2026-03-23 18:51:20 CET

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@nprofile…c2ja excellent 👌.

2026-03-22 13:00:46 CET

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@nprofile…c2ja it's the funniest thing I've said all year .
The kids in school no longer laugh when I turn the light off and say " I look better in the dark."
It's my only joke 🤣

2026-03-22 12:59:16 CET

Oh well... Another one !
UK battery manufacturer to fold after £2.5m deal collapse | Oxford Mail https://share.google/S2lFJ6rLcCWv0khsw
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2026-03-21 21:41:13 CET

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@nprofile…l3qy awwww that's so cute

2026-03-21 21:40:20 CET

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@nprofile…q8rs get a sucker thingy. Replace yearly? Oil doesn't last

2026-03-21 21:38:06 CET

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@nprofile…c2ja black rims is very common. Especially in the kids BMW and Audi ect

2026-03-21 21:35:37 CET

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@nprofile…c2ja what does she say when sober 🤣

2026-03-21 21:34:18 CET

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@nprofile…svyc @nprofile…cz7d the kids in school say it's full of pedo's.

2026-03-21 21:30:04 CET

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@nprofile…thll @nprofile…jdwz yup

2026-03-21 12:44:39 CET

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@nprofile…0v3n it's ok all schools emergency stab kits 😭

2026-03-21 12:40:39 CET

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@nprofile…hw3q @nprofile…m0yn I cancelled mine and have YouTube I have more choice what I watch.

2026-03-21 12:38:34 CET

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@nprofile…xyve 🤣 twitter didn't go public until 2016/17

2026-03-21 12:38:06 CET

Everyone is excited that all schools in our area will be receiving a Stab emergency Pack. 🤬
No one has questioned why our society is so bad that these resources are needed in the country let alone in our suburbs 😭
Even I was a kid teenagers carried ghetto blasters! Not knives.
@nprofile…jdwz

2026-03-20 21:47:32 CET

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@nprofile…xyve 2009🤣

2026-03-20 15:37:23 CET

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@nprofile…jdwz great tis where I live. When the say black do they include the Albanians ! The browns have pushed the blacks out of London

2026-03-20 09:52:54 CET

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@nprofile…l4kz @nprofile…jdwz is the prestige galleries of the UK

2026-03-20 09:52:06 CET

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@nprofile…l4kz the controller's could block the URL from the UK ... But no money money money.

2026-03-20 09:49:24 CET

Maybe SSRI's do work 🧐
Happiest countries: A Nordic nation is still the world’s happiest | CNN https://share.google/YG86sryI3Afr6PK7D

2026-03-16 19:59:24 CET

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@nprofile…l4kz the left one is the parking brake?

2026-03-14 22:31:59 CET

Diesel price in the UK is £1.73 a liter.
USA stop whining 🤣

2026-03-10 19:10:01 CET

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@nprofile…hqna that's really sad huh

2026-03-10 19:09:33 CET

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@nprofile…zjq9 🤣

2026-03-10 19:08:49 CET

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@nprofile…9d54 @nprofile…dlsx @nprofile…mlw7 🤣

2026-03-09 19:17:21 CET

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2026-03-08 21:46:04 CET

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@nprofile…dlsx @nprofile…mlw7 @nprofile…9d54 I don't think wine helps. Just eat the grapes. Alcohol is bad for blood 😁

2026-03-08 19:11:55 CET

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@nprofile…mlw7 @nprofile…9d54 @nprofile…dlsx his up and eating 👌

2026-03-08 19:00:31 CET

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@nprofile…9r29 no one cares😭

2026-03-08 18:58:32 CET

The new kids in school keep calling each other the N word. They are black, From London!
They were told off for being raciessse. 🤣
Seriously things have gone too far!

2026-03-08 18:55:57 CET

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@nprofile…m6ad every pupil has something. Mainly because of trauma or bad parenting. Some are probably metals in the body. But seriously no one at school when I was a kid was special.. well maybe one kid

2026-03-08 18:33:03 CET

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@nprofile…m6ad of feck me. Everyone at work thinks every kid has it. To be honest most do. The adults think they all have ADHD now. They don't it's the screen use that has made them unstable

2026-03-08 18:31:54 CET

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@nprofile…xyve na my car is black 🧐

2026-03-08 18:30:46 CET

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@nprofile…07lq how very British of you 🤣

2026-03-08 18:29:31 CET

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@nprofile…xyve you have mould growing in-between the panels too.
Who done your scratch?

2026-03-08 18:27:15 CET

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@nprofile…w4wg @nprofile…55ct You'll own nothing and be happy - Wikipedia https://share.google/DqjLX83TezZ1OsAyl

2026-03-08 17:16:20 CET

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@nprofile…55ct internet archive? I'm sure it's on YouTube or such like?

2026-03-08 13:05:12 CET

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@nprofile…cz7d 😯

2026-03-06 22:01:46 CET

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@nprofile…c2ja @nprofile…f95v what's the issue?

2026-03-06 21:46:47 CET

This never made it to the news
Video: Farmer protests return to London over inheritance tax - Farmers Weekly https://share.google/CYpTRHKKqrrTCIKl3
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