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2026-03-14 17:15:34 UTC

Major UAE Fujairah Port In Flames As Iran Vows Escalation For Kharg Island Attack
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/major-uae-fujairah-port-flames-iran-vows-escalation-kharg-island-attack

2026-03-14 16:15:25 UTC

U.S. To Begin 86-Million-Barrel SPR Dump Next Week Via Exchange Program
https://www.zerohedge.com/energy/us-begin-86-million-barrel-spr-dump-next-week-exchange-program

2026-03-14 15:15:24 UTC

The Most Expensive Science Lesson in European History
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/most-expensive-science-lesson-european-history

2026-03-14 14:15:31 UTC

The AI Boom Is Creating A Global Memory Chip Shortage
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/ai-boom-creating-global-memory-chip-shortage

2026-03-14 13:15:32 UTC

UK Councils Warn Schools: Children's Drawings Could Be Blasphemous Under Islamic Law
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/uk-councils-warn-schools-childrens-drawings-could-be-blasphemous-under-islamic-law

2026-03-14 12:15:39 UTC

Sweden Seizes Another Suspected Russian 'Dark Fleet' Tanker, Despite US Easing Sanctions
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/sweden-seizes-another-suspected-russian-dark-fleet-tanker-despite-us-easing-sanctions

2026-03-13 14:15:23 UTC

Savings Rate Highest In 6 Months As Fed's Favorite Inflation Indicator Rises Near 2-Year High
https://www.zerohedge.com/personal-finance/feds-favorite-inflation-indicator-rises-near-2-year-high

2026-03-13 13:15:24 UTC

US Says (New) Ayatollah Wounded, Disfigured - While Other Iranian Leaders Defiantly March In Tehran As Bombs Fall
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/us-says-ayatollah-wounded-disfigured-while-other-iranian-leaders-defiantly-march

2026-03-13 12:15:29 UTC

Ten Maersk Ships 'Trapped' In Persian Gulf
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/ten-maersk-ships-trapped-persian-gulf

2026-03-13 11:15:22 UTC

UK Govt Urges Schools To Snitch On 'Anti-Muslim Hostility' In Orwellian Crackdown
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/uk-govt-urges-schools-snitch-anti-muslim-hostility-orwellian-crackdown

2026-03-13 10:15:23 UTC

Feminist Monster Film "The Bride" Is Biggest Box Office Bomb Of 2026
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/feminist-monster-film-bride-biggest-box-office-bomb-2026

2026-03-13 09:15:23 UTC

Volkswagen Plans 50,000 Job Cuts Due To Plunging Profits; Board Members Grab €1.75MM Each In Bonuses
https://www.zerohedge.com/personal-finance/volkswagen-plans-50000-job-cuts-due-plunging-profits-board-members-grab-eu175mm

2026-03-13 08:15:27 UTC

Germany's Industrial Collapse: Degrowth And Ideology At Work
https://www.zerohedge.com/economics/germanys-industrial-collapse-degrowth-and-ideology-work

2026-03-13 07:15:22 UTC

Saudi Aramco To Buy Ukrainian Interceptor Drones To Defend Oil Fields
https://www.zerohedge.com/technology/saudi-aramco-buy-ukrainian-interceptor-drones-defend-oil-fields

2026-03-13 06:15:29 UTC

Indian H1B Scammers Found Guilty In Multi-Million Dollar Fraud In Pennsylvania
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/indian-h1b-scammers-found-guilty-multi-million-dollar-fraud-pennsylvania

2026-03-13 05:15:22 UTC

Pro-War Republican Senator Apologizes For Iran Girls' School Massacre After Trump Blames Tehran
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/pro-war-republican-senator-apologizes-iran-girls-school-massacre-after-trump-blames

2026-03-13 04:15:28 UTC

Iran's Hormuz Naval Mines: A Powerful Asymmetric Weapon Paralyzing Tanker Traffic
https://www.zerohedge.com/energy/irans-hormuz-naval-mines-power-asymmetric-weapon-paralyzing-tanker-traffic

2026-03-13 03:15:22 UTC

FDA Unveils New Platform For Tracking Side Effects
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/fda-unveils-new-platform-tracking-side-effects

2026-03-13 02:15:23 UTC

Will Johnny Ever Learn To Read? Pushback Against Science Of Reading Mandates
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/will-johnny-ever-learn-read-pushback-against-science-reading-mandates

2026-03-13 01:15:23 UTC

Paging Nostradamus: You Have A Margin Call
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/paging-nostradamus-you-have-margin-call

2026-03-13 00:15:22 UTC

Ben Affleck Once Criticized AI, Now Netflix Is Buying His AI Startup For $600 Million
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/ben-affleck-once-criticized-ai-now-netflix-buying-his-ai-startup-600-million

2026-03-12 23:15:22 UTC

Large US Refueling Aircraft Downed Over Western Iraq In First Of Iran War
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/two-more-tankers-hit-bringing-total-six-ships-oil-tops-100-after-trump-declares-we-won

2026-03-12 22:15:23 UTC

'Moderate' Gov. Abigail Spanberger Expected To Sign Sweeping Gun Ban Into Law
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/moderate-gov-abigail-spanberger-expected-sign-sweeping-gun-ban-law

2026-03-12 21:15:22 UTC

UN Security Council Passes Iran War Resolution, Yet With No Mention Of US Or Israel
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/un-security-council-passes-iran-war-resolution-yet-no-mention-us-or-israel

2026-03-12 20:15:23 UTC

Apparent Vehicle-Ramming Attack And Active Shooter Situation Unfolds At Michigan Synagogue
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/apparent-vehicle-ramming-attack-and-active-shooter-situation-unfolds-michigan-synagogue

2026-03-12 19:15:28 UTC

US Knows Location Of Most Iranian Sleeper Cells Inside America, Trump Says
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/us-knows-location-most-iranian-sleeper-cells-inside-america-trump-says

2026-03-12 18:15:23 UTC

Social Security Payment Adjustment Predicted To Be 2.8 Percent In 2027, Group Says
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/social-security-payment-adjustment-predicted-be-28-percent-2027-group-says

2026-03-12 17:15:28 UTC

Deutsche Bank Dumps After Flagging $30 Billion Exposure To Private Credit
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/deutsche-bank-dumps-after-flagging-30-billion-exposure-private-credit

2026-03-12 16:15:29 UTC

"Please, Please, Please": Denmark's Energy Minister Begs Citizens To Stop Driving As Global Energy Shock Spreads
https://www.zerohedge.com/energy/please-please-please-denmarks-energy-minister-urges-citizens-stop-driving-global-energy

2026-03-12 15:15:11 UTC

"The Situation Is Dire": Half Of Available Global LNG Tankers Are Trapped In The Persian Gulf
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/situation-dire-half-available-global-lng-tankers-are-trapped-persian-gulf

2026-03-12 14:15:23 UTC

Epstein Guard Called To Testify As Oversight Committee Explores Potential Murder
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/epstein-guard-called-testify-oversight-committee-explores-potential-murder

2026-03-12 13:15:26 UTC

US Reportedly Has Just Two Months Of Rare Earths Left
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/washington-reportedly-has-just-two-months-rare-earths-left

2026-03-12 12:15:23 UTC

Sixth Ship Struck: Oil Tops $100 As Tanker Attacks Escalate Hours After Trump's "We Won"
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/two-more-tankers-hit-bringing-total-six-ships-oil-tops-100-after-trump-declares-we-won

2026-03-12 11:15:29 UTC

They're Replacing Winston Churchill With A Hedgehog
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/theyre-replacing-winston-churchill-hedgehog

2026-03-12 10:15:24 UTC

Germany's Commuters Bear The Cost Of The Iran Crisis And Tax State
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/germanys-commuters-bear-cost-iran-crisis-and-tax-state

2026-03-12 09:15:29 UTC

Middle East Conflict Tightens LNG Supply, Redirects Cargoes To Asia
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/middle-east-conflict-tightens-lng-supply-redirects-cargoes-asia

2026-03-12 08:15:29 UTC

Large Study Shows High Caffeine Intake Linked To Reduced Dementia Risk
https://www.zerohedge.com/medical/large-study-shows-high-caffeine-intake-linked-reduced-dementia-risk

2026-03-12 07:15:23 UTC

Greek Shipping Billionaire Capitalizing On Tanker Demand Surge, Deploying Five Vessels To Strait Of Hormuz
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/greek-shipping-billionaire-capitalizing-tanker-demand-surge-deploying-five-vessels-strait

2026-03-12 06:15:17 UTC

Starmer's Mandelson Mess Explodes: PM Knew About Epstein Friendship
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/starmers-mandelson-mess-explodes-pm-knew-about-epstein-friendship

2026-03-12 05:15:23 UTC

Israel-Slamming GOP Candidate Dominates Youth Vote In Florida Governor Race
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/israel-slamming-gop-candidate-dominates-youth-vote-florida-governor-race

2026-03-12 04:15:23 UTC

China's De-Dollarization Push Meets Washington's Defense Of The Dollar
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/chinas-de-dollarization-push-meets-washingtons-defense-dollar

2026-03-12 03:15:23 UTC

AG Bondi Moves To Secure Military Housing After Threats, Joining Other Trump Officials
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/ag-bondi-moves-secure-military-housing-after-threats-joining-other-trump-officials

2026-03-12 02:15:23 UTC

Saudis Eye "Large Order" Of Ukrainian Interceptor Drones As Kill-Cost Missile Crisis Deepens
https://www.zerohedge.com/military/saudis-eye-large-order-ukrainian-interceptor-drones-kill-cost-missile-crisis-deepens

2026-03-12 01:15:22 UTC

Ron Paul Fears The Dollar Will Be A Casualty Of The Iran War?
https://www.zerohedge.com/personal-finance/ron-paul-fears-dollar-will-be-casualty-iran-war

2026-03-12 00:15:23 UTC

Coffee King Howard Schultz Flees To Florida Hours After Washington Wealth Tax Passes House
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/coffee-king-howard-schultz-flees-florida-hours-after-washington-wealth-tax-passes-house

2026-03-11 23:15:24 UTC

The App Store Accountability Act Is A Privacy Nightmare Disguised As Child Protection
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/app-store-accountability-act-privacy-nightmare-disguised-child-protection

2026-03-11 22:15:29 UTC

Iran Formulated Plan To Attack California With Drones In Case Of War: FBI
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/iran-formulated-plan-attack-california-drones-case-war-fbi

2026-03-11 21:15:29 UTC

"Risk Of Attack Is Too High": US Navy Refuses To Provide Escorts To Ships Transiting Hormuz Strait
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/risk-attack-too-high-us-navy-refuses-provide-escorts-ships-transiting-hormuz-strait

2026-03-11 20:15:24 UTC

Solid 10Y Auciton Sees Jump In Foreign Demand Despite Tail
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/solid-10y-auciton-sees-jump-foreign-demand-despite-tail

2026-03-11 19:15:23 UTC

Justice Department Moves Forward With Collection Of Complete Voter Rolls
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/justice-department-moves-forward-collection-complete-voter-rolls

2026-03-11 18:15:18 UTC

Trump Expands Ban On Foreigners Receiving Small Business Loans
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/trump-expands-ban-foreigners-receiving-small-business-loans

2026-03-11 17:15:23 UTC

China Warns State Firms Against OpenClaw AI As Agent Craze Sweeps Tech Sector
https://www.zerohedge.com/ai/china-warns-state-firms-against-openclaw-ai-agent-craze-sweeps-tech-sector

2026-03-11 16:15:30 UTC

Trump Says Iran War To End 'Soon' As 'Practically Nothing Left' To Target
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/hegseth-warns-most-intense-day-operation-epic-fury-iea-plans-largest-ever-spr-dump

2026-03-11 15:15:24 UTC

Most Ships Transit Strait Of Hormuz Since War Started Led By Iranian, China-Linked Tankers
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/most-ships-transit-strait-hormuz-war-started-led-iranian-china-linked-tankers

2026-03-11 14:15:17 UTC

Iran Sleeper Cells 'Activated'; Threaten To "Eliminate" Trump
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/iran-sleeper-cells-activated-threaten-eliminate-trump

2026-03-11 13:15:22 UTC

Insurance As A Weapon: How The Strait Of Hormuz Shapes Global Power And Energy Markets
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/insurance-weapon-how-strait-hormuz-shapes-global-power-and-energy-markets

2026-03-11 12:15:23 UTC

Hegseth Warns "Most Intense Day" Of Operation Epic Fury Imminent As IEA Plans "Largest-Ever" SPR Dump
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/hegseth-warns-most-intense-day-operation-epic-fury-iea-plans-largest-ever-spr-dump

2026-03-11 11:15:18 UTC

Are Bad Bots Taking Over The Web?
https://www.zerohedge.com/technology/are-bad-bots-taking-over-web

2026-03-11 10:15:16 UTC

European Parliament Committee Backs Tougher Asylum Return Rules In Right-Wing Migration Win
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/european-parliament-committee-backs-tougher-asylum-return-rules-right-wing-migration

2026-03-11 09:15:22 UTC

How Europe's Economic 'Center Of Gravity' Has Shifted Since 1950
https://www.zerohedge.com/economics/how-europes-economic-center-gravity-has-shifted-1950

2026-03-11 08:15:29 UTC

Trump Willing To Kill New Ayatollah If He Doesn't Cede To US Demands
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/trump-willing-kill-new-ayatollah-if-he-doesnt-cede-us-demands

2026-03-11 07:15:29 UTC

European Taxpayers Warn Against Eurobonds: A Looming Fiscal Trap
https://www.zerohedge.com/economics/european-taxpayers-warn-against-eurobonds-looming-fiscal-trap

2026-03-11 06:15:28 UTC

$330 Million In U.S. Reaper Drones Suffer Grim Fate In Operation Epic Fury
https://www.zerohedge.com/military/330-million-us-reaper-drones-suffer-grim-fate-operation-epic-fury

2026-03-11 05:15:16 UTC

We Must Invest In Civics For America's 250th
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/we-must-invest-civics-americas-250th

2026-03-11 04:15:23 UTC

ADHD May Not Be A Disorder After All
https://www.zerohedge.com/medical/adhd-may-not-be-disorder-after-all

2026-03-11 03:15:23 UTC

Why Fusion Energy Needs To Be American Born - Now More Than Ever
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/why-fusion-energy-needs-be-american-born-now-more-ever

2026-03-11 02:15:23 UTC

Judicial Sabotage? Obama Judge Blocks Trump Efficiency Reforms For Deportation Appeals
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/judicial-sabotage-obama-judge-blocks-trump-efficiency-reforms-deportation-appeals

2026-03-11 01:15:23 UTC

Japan's Strategic Awakening
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/japans-strategic-awakening

2026-03-11 00:15:29 UTC

Fani Spanked Again: Judge Allows Trump And Co-Defendants To Pursue $17 Million In Legal Fees
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/fani-spanked-again-judge-allows-trump-and-co-defendants-pursue-17-million-legal-fees

2026-03-10 23:15:23 UTC

AP Shills For Big Pharma Antidepressants With 'Bewildering' Hit Piece
https://www.zerohedge.com/medical/ap-shills-big-pharma-antidepressants-bewildering-hit-piece

2026-03-10 22:15:17 UTC

Rand Paul Warns Of "Disastrous" Midterms For GOP If Iran War Continues
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/rand-paul-warns-disastrous-midterms-gop-if-iran-war-continues

2026-03-10 21:15:23 UTC

Epstein Guard Googled Him Minutes Before Body Found; Bank Made 'Suspicious Activity Report' Over Cash Deposits
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/epstein-guard-googled-him-minutes-body-found-bank-made-suspicious-activity-report-over

2026-03-10 20:15:23 UTC

IEA Delivers No SPR Action After Extraordinary Meeting As Crude Jawboning Mania Enters Day Two
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/stocks-jump-oil-tumbles-after-iea-calls-extraordinary-meeting-decide-spr-release

2026-03-10 19:15:16 UTC

ASP Isotopes Jump On "Material Progress Toward Commercial Uranium Enrichment"
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/material-progress-canaccord-reiterates-buy-rating-asp-isotopes

2026-03-10 18:15:23 UTC

Trump 'Gets To Control The Throttle' Of War, Hegseth Insists, As Iran Vows 'Eye For Eye'
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/irgc-says-iran-not-us-will-determine-wars-end-trump-threatens-strikes-20-times-harder

2026-03-10 17:15:29 UTC

House Of Horrors: Cops Search Epstein's Zorro Ranch For Strangled Girls, 'Human Experimentation'
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/house-horrors-cops-search-epsteins-zorro-ranch-strangled-girls-human-experimentation

2026-03-10 16:15:28 UTC

Archer Accuses Flying Taxi Rival Joby Of Depending On Chinese Suppliers
https://www.zerohedge.com/technology/archer-accuses-flying-taxi-rival-joby-depending-chinese-suppliers

2026-03-10 15:15:28 UTC

IRGC Says Iran, Not US, Will Determine War's End As Trump Threatens Strikes '20 Times Harder' If Hormuz Transit Blocked
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/irgc-says-iran-not-us-will-determine-wars-end-trump-threatens-strikes-20-times-harder

2026-03-10 14:15:23 UTC

89 Arrested In Florida Human Trafficking Operation, Sheriff's Office Says
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/89-arrested-florida-human-trafficking-operation-sheriffs-office-says

2026-03-10 13:15:33 UTC

Anthropic Sues Pentagon Over 'Supply-Chain Risk' Designation
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/anthropic-sues-pentagon-over-supply-chain-risk-designation

2026-03-10 12:15:28 UTC

As Trade Growth Surged, Goldman's One-Delta Desk-Head Asks "Is China Done Exporting Deflation?"
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/heres-why-goldmans-one-delta-desk-head-asked-china-done-exporting-deflation

2026-03-10 11:15:22 UTC

UK Govt Plots Another X Shutdown Over Grok's "Offensive" Roasts
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/uk-govt-plots-another-x-shutdown-over-groks-offensive-roasts

2026-03-10 10:15:23 UTC

Gulf Firms Seek Millions In Political Violence Coverage Amid Rising Tensions
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/gulf-firms-seek-millions-political-violence-coverage-amid-rising-tensions

2026-03-10 09:15:23 UTC

Coal Prices Surge As Energy Shock Forces Power Plant Fuel Switching In Exposed Countries
https://www.zerohedge.com/commodities/coal-prices-surge-energy-shock-forces-power-plant-fuel-switching-exposed-countries

2026-03-10 08:15:22 UTC

London Museum Hides Portrait Behind Cloth To "Reclaim" Caribbean History
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/london-museum-hides-portrait-behind-cloth-reclaim-caribbean-history

2026-03-10 07:15:23 UTC

Five Iran Women Soccer Players Defect In Australia, Trump Urges Immediate Asylum
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/five-iran-women-soccer-players-defect-australia-trumps-urges-immediate-asylum

2026-03-10 06:15:24 UTC

With World Seemingly At War, DARPA Finds Time To Unveil The X-76
https://www.zerohedge.com/military/world-seemingly-war-darpa-finds-time-unveil-x-76

2026-03-10 05:15:23 UTC

22 Pounds: The Weight Of A Million Dollars
https://www.zerohedge.com/personal-finance/22-pounds-weight-million-dollars

2026-03-10 04:15:18 UTC

Suspected Missile Fuel Precursor Materials Sail From China To Iran, Even As US Bombs Fall
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/suspected-missile-fuel-precursor-materials-sail-china-iran-even-us-bombs-fall

2026-03-10 03:15:17 UTC

Humanity Crossed A Threshold, And Most Of Us Scrolled Past It
https://www.zerohedge.com/ai/humanity-crossed-threshold-and-most-us-scrolled-past-it

2026-03-10 02:15:30 UTC

"Legacy Of Imbeciles": Corpus Christi Careens Toward Water-Shortage Catastrophe
https://www.zerohedge.com/energy/legacy-imbeciles-corpus-christi-careens-toward-water-shortage-catastrophe

2026-03-10 01:15:25 UTC

Jesse Jackson's Son Rips Obama, Biden For Hijacking Father's Memorial To Attack Trump
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/jesse-jacksons-son-rips-obama-biden-hijacking-fathers-memorial-attack-trump

2026-03-10 00:15:13 UTC

From Redcoats To Robots: AI Is Challenging Our Republic's Future
https://www.zerohedge.com/ai/redcoats-robots-ai-challenging-our-republics-future

2026-03-09 23:15:22 UTC

Goldman's Global Affairs Chief Warns Of Middle East Spillover Threats
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/they-could-hit-embassy-goldmans-global-affairs-chief-warns-iranian-attacks-could-spill

2026-03-09 22:15:36 UTC

Travelers To Face 3-Hour Delays In Airports: TSA
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/travelers-face-3-hour-delays-airports-tsa

2026-03-09 21:15:23 UTC

Even Dems Are Questioning Rep. Swalwell's Eligibility To Run For Governor
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/even-dems-are-questioning-rep-swalwells-eligibility-run-governor

2026-03-09 20:15:18 UTC

Oil Plummets As Trump Says Iran War 'Very Far Ahead Of Schedule' & So Could Be Over Soon
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/iran-says-no-room-talks-us-seeks-partition-country-take-oil-new-hardline-ayatollah

2026-03-09 19:15:26 UTC

Gigantic US Error Or All Part Of A Plan?
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/oil-vey

2026-03-09 18:15:24 UTC

US Orders Americans Out Of Southeast Turkey After Reports Of CIA Arming Kurds
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/us-orders-americans-out-southeast-turkey-after-reports-cia-arming-kurds

2026-03-09 17:15:25 UTC

Ending Iran War Will Be Mutual Decision With Israel, Trump Says
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/ending-iran-war-will-be-mutual-decision-israel-trump-says