Sir ReadyKilowatt

Hee Haw was Laugh-in for rednecks, with cleavage.
It is where I learned of the magical properties of push-up bras to focus my attention.
https://youtu.be/pLWwKux8eHc

2026-07-19 20:07:51 UTC

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“what are the results of Burnham’s colonoscopy? We go in deep, tonight at 11!”

2026-07-17 10:33:09 UTC

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that performance reminds me of this old SNL skit
https://youtu.be/GjciBesIiPM

2026-06-30 09:53:44 UTC

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I moved to one of the new plans a few months ago. Basically no change in price just different tethering speeds (faster but throttling sooner). And Netflix for free I guess.

2026-06-29 13:13:03 UTC

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Probably none. But dump trucks full of cash, along with the rush felt from the old ladies cheering, have a way of keeping you on stage long after you should have left.
Or at least toned it down a little.

2026-06-23 12:59:43 UTC

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so heart attack at 75 is still the best way to prevent Alzheimer’s.

2026-06-16 01:00:19 UTC

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But when you see her with 'em all teased out like that, well, OK.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/757/077/314/340/853/original/11a35eb887a5bbf2.png

2026-06-13 18:12:12 UTC

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https://long-lines.com

2026-06-13 16:51:39 UTC

Many of these sites are still easily recognized because AT&T's policy was to abandon in place. There's a fairly untouched example on UT highway 191 on the way to Moab. 38.81214° N, 109.77683° W
https://potsandpansbyccg.com/2026/06/12/remembering-our-microwave-past/

2026-06-10 23:39:39 UTC

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Whatever the swamp cooler can put out.

2026-06-06 07:50:09 UTC

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https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/702/065/487/039/649/original/2daf41c5edd6f30f.png

2026-06-05 09:00:59 UTC

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I guess it doesn't snow on Donner Pass anymore.
What's for dinner?

2026-06-03 18:21:46 UTC

I know I'm only here to follow the celebrities like @npub1ehq…0xnk @npub1pzz…q9fk and @npub14s8…eflw
https://x.com/OnodaCapital/status/2059589939411501457?s=20

2026-05-31 14:30:41 UTC

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https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/669/666/825/470/696/original/9ac20eeb0ff1b552.jpg

2026-05-29 10:17:49 UTC

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watching the old episodes, I think I just outgrew the whole thing. Then when they went total woke it was just forgettable.

2026-05-28 22:59:47 UTC

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Richard Lick

2026-05-21 08:14:33 UTC

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"But there's something about them that EVs can never really replace,"
The energy density and easy transfer of gasoline?

2026-05-19 11:16:43 UTC

Well, here we go! Take the humans out of the decision loop and keep command at the top.
https://nextgendefense.com/anduril-ai-battle-manager-pacific/

2026-05-18 07:57:20 UTC

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Colorado passed a law that requires employers to post pay ranges in job descriptions. You'd be surprised how that has cooled hiring and caused companies to reconsider moving here.

2026-05-18 02:05:34 UTC

Seeburg home jukebox.
https://youtu.be/HJLxGDb6B-o

2026-05-17 08:32:24 UTC

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This will open doors for service industries to open up for what we call basic IT. When plumbing and central heating were somewhat new the owners had to understand how it all worked and therefore could DIY much of the work. As plumbing became more entrenched into buildings and improved to be reliable it became incomprehensible.
Tech is beginning to follow the same path

2026-05-17 08:19:42 UTC

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Took me a minute to figure out that some weren't real...

2026-05-14 10:50:31 UTC

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meanwhile all over the globe there are machines that sit idle 16 hours a day. But because the ISPs say no servers on residential connections they just take up space.

2026-05-12 15:45:57 UTC

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but not a 15 minute flight from the office to the airport.
Better hope ATC doesn’t put you in a holding pattern.

2026-05-09 12:45:10 UTC

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https://youtu.be/M04vR0pGr5c

2026-05-09 01:40:31 UTC

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Not FEMA, Fauci!

2026-05-07 12:16:20 UTC

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sounds a lot too much like the canned music in a timeshare sales video

2026-05-02 12:17:29 UTC

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I was really hoping for that Dollar General merger. They wouldn't even have to repaint the planes!
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/504/934/312/858/312/original/6256e62c20a33f40.png

2026-04-30 08:07:08 UTC

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It will generate tons of new revenue for useless mass transit systems.

2026-04-26 20:28:09 UTC

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Because it's classified as an RV, the plain-Jane non-commercial license is all that's required.
Remember that next time you pass a Prevost motorhome.

2026-04-26 17:02:11 UTC

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What class license do you need to drive it?

2026-04-21 07:12:23 UTC

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Kinda surprised the family wasn't fined.

2026-04-19 10:57:35 UTC

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https://hackaday.com/2018/07/24/edwin-armstrongs-battle-for-fm-radio/

2026-04-18 07:35:49 UTC

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"But who will build the roads?"
I have to think that it might be time to give anarchy a chance.

2026-04-14 12:13:39 UTC

This week's big winner:
"Fontaine Consulting LLC, International Trade Management Group LLC, and Exclusive Tent Rentals Inc were awarded $55,000,000,000 for support of the geographic Combatant Command’s joint operations, coalition partners, and other U.S. federal agencies in setting and sustaining the theater."
https://mailchi.mp/fabfc90d1137/us-frontline-chatbot-us-armys-golden-shield-rheinmetall-to-make-cruise-missiles

2026-04-10 02:39:45 UTC

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In the 1990s it seemed to be a weekly thing.

2026-04-10 02:28:04 UTC

Meanwhile, Bill Gates was busy stealing code from IBM and using it to build Windows NT.
Right strategy but failed to anticipate Moore's law catching up to the expensive workstation market.
https://youtu.be/CtnX1EJHbC0

2026-04-02 10:41:26 UTC

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when I worked in State College PA one of the techs would check the names on the 8:00 appointments. If it was a co-ed he wouldn’t call first, just get them out of bed!

2026-04-02 04:55:05 UTC

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When I worked in Aspen my coworkers who did cable work in houses complained bitterly about having to go to Benton's house to fix the cable all the time. I asked to go along once but they said it was always her "boyfriend" who complained. She was never there.

2026-03-29 00:20:35 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/309/597/840/794/694/original/f55884b8d8c5bd74.png

2026-03-26 10:21:11 UTC

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black robots?

2026-03-24 02:08:15 UTC

Iran in 1952
https://youtu.be/XPw1x6Ui2Og

2026-03-21 15:31:14 UTC

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she was going to rob the store and wanted the door open so that she wouldn’t be slowed down by it.

2026-03-15 00:13:35 UTC

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Bones heal, chicks dig scars and the US has the highest doctor to daredevil ratio of any country in the free world. - Captain Lance Murdock

2026-03-14 09:51:23 UTC

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"A tanker stuck a mine in the Straits of Hormuz overnight, blocking access to the shithole countries supply of oil. It is believed that the mine was placed by evil Iran..."
-Tuesday's top story

2026-03-14 02:59:04 UTC

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You must be on the Las Vegas strip

2026-03-09 17:23:34 UTC

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https://youtu.be/xleSrTCu18A?si=DoUkP3yciKml4Dt0&t=228

2026-03-08 13:40:10 UTC

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oh, I can’t even afford her body waxing bills.

2026-03-08 11:00:09 UTC

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probably Ron Moore’s best work. I almost quit watching during season 3 because the political messaging was too on the nose, but it ended up redeeming itself in the end.

2026-03-07 20:54:25 UTC

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Here's the picture: 9th grade biology. Our teacher, Bill McQuilken is lecturing about something long forgotten. He uses the word "phenomena" which prompts Jeff to shout "DO DO DO DO DO!" at the top of his lungs. The class has a collective laugh. Mr. McQuilken laughs hard enough to snort, causing the class to erupt into even more laughter, practically ending the lesson for the day and cementing Jeff into the class clown hall of fame.
Good times.

2026-02-28 19:35:30 UTC

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most effective birth control ever!

2026-02-26 11:56:45 UTC

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I was in the crowd and at the parade in the end but didn’t make the cut.
People used to talk about how nice the cast and crew were. They shot all summer and hung out in town. They had meals together in one of the big halls. All the waitresses got to serve Newman’s table at least once, so they all got a $100 tip (which was a month’s rent back then).

2026-02-25 11:11:03 UTC

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excellent theme song
https://youtu.be/T2-b0MidBjU

2026-02-22 08:49:54 UTC

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"looks like."

2026-02-22 01:37:18 UTC

Back when bread was good for you.
https://youtu.be/_7pXr1TZVsI

2026-02-21 09:55:16 UTC

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people are selling SSDs without controllers now (or were before the AI bubble)
https://www.jeffgeerling.com/blog/2025/upgrading-m4-pro-mac-minis-storage-half-price/

2026-02-13 10:13:33 UTC

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Don’t CA my CO!
https://a.co/d/038TIEPn

2026-02-11 12:11:02 UTC

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at that price at least when it flys into the tree too high for a ladder you can just leave it there.

2026-02-08 13:46:50 UTC

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Drone as first responders:
https://www.skydio.com/solutions/dfr

2026-02-08 13:45:49 UTC

But what about my burrito? How can they deliver my burrito if ICE is in the neighborhood?
https://www.flyingmag.com/faa-limits-drones-dhs-assets/

2026-02-08 13:31:27 UTC

This isn't like your little cinewhoop banging into a tree. These things are huge and can really cause a lot of damage or injuries.
https://www.suasnews.com/2026/02/amazons-delivery-dreams-grounded-as-texas-drone-crash-sparks-fresh-safety-fears/
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/035/254/333/802/345/original/bbefed592e1f8d5b.jpeg

2026-02-08 13:20:29 UTC

If they catch you, that is.
https://www.flyingmag.com/drone-pilots-harsher-enforcement-faa-guidance/

2026-02-01 13:42:48 UTC

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Tips from a guy who hangs out in a lot of bathrooms.
https://youtu.be/8l5IiK2Ly2g

2026-02-01 12:49:37 UTC

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thankfully, men piss quickly enough that it’s pretty rare to have a full bank of urnals for very long.

2026-01-31 10:39:45 UTC

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those slackers?

2026-01-29 14:41:46 UTC

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https://youtu.be/uJ3kV3Icm28

2026-01-27 11:55:18 UTC

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and one hell of a good rhythm section
https://youtu.be/RdEU9sccnd8

2026-01-24 09:04:16 UTC

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Middle name list:
Tiberius
Octavius
Claudius
Augustus
Vespasian
Caligula
Trajan
Titus
Publius
Coriathianus (Kaaaaaahn!)
Commodus

2026-01-23 12:59:54 UTC

Bicycle licenses in NJ.
OT: Nick Scutari needs a nickname. Like Nick "The Screw" Scutari.
https://www.cbsnews.com/philadelphia/news/new-jersey-e-bike-law-insurance-license/

2026-01-21 13:59:12 UTC

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“the safety progress?” Meaning that it’s gone from being the safest way to produce electricity to being even safer?

2026-01-19 13:39:10 UTC

Under latest military contracts: Sherwin-Williams was awarded $127,500,000…
That’s a lot of paint!
https://mailchi.mp/aed17afa3188/next-gen-ramjet-engine-raybird-drone-upgrade-natos-arctic-security?e=a491af10c7
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/922/039/072/938/306/original/1f76e451fb43707a.png

2026-01-18 19:13:27 UTC

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Not show timeline, production schedule timeline.

2026-01-17 22:21:49 UTC

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don’t get too attached to it. The chances of a fly-away or tree incident are extremely high at this price point. But great for testing the waters (airs?) to see if you like the hobby.

2026-01-17 10:29:22 UTC

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30 years before 7 of 9...
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/909/968/000/784/467/original/521a504047cc76f2.png

2026-01-17 10:10:15 UTC

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Maybe she got drunk and passed out at the tattoo parlor's Christmas party and instead of a sharpie they used the needles.

2026-01-17 09:55:26 UTC

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The experts can't believe anyone would voluntarily study their profession's sacred books and literature without compensation or future reward.
Anyone can study history
Anyone can study medical journals
Anyone can study law
It's just reading material, most of it available online.

2026-01-15 01:50:09 UTC

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Ah, but they block the employees from management. That's the whole point of the HR department.
I was interviewing for a management position once. The hiring manager asked me what I would do if I had an employee with terrible B.O. I mentioned that I would probably do a little coaching at first but if they didn't improve I'd just let HR deal with it.

2026-01-13 20:51:17 UTC

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seems fitting that I would find out he died from a parody news site

2026-01-13 07:40:50 UTC

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Magic pills don't change lifestyle.

2026-01-04 07:22:55 UTC

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Like the S&L guys before them, the Enron traders dispersed into the larger sector, bringing what they learned to firms all over the country.
After the S&L scandal, when the entire sector collapsed in 2008 it was blamed on "Not Me."
When the power grids collapse it will be blamed on "Not Me" while ignoring the Enron-efcation of the industry.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/835/625/029/386/993/original/b9fb438004f17e3d.png

2026-01-03 03:07:14 UTC

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he gets all the #vanlife girls!
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/828/955/874/400/307/original/0aaca25e62310edd.jpeg

2025-12-31 10:19:38 UTC

Didn't vote* for Trump? Fine, no water for you!
*Actually the rural districts all voted for Trump. Just that we're outnumbered by the rat colony.
https://kdvr.com/news/politics/trump-vetoes-unanimously-approved-boebert-sponsored-water-bill/

2025-12-29 04:16:12 UTC

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a one way trip really increases the range.

2025-12-29 02:07:32 UTC

Build your own jam-proof combat drone!
https://www.getfpv.com/commercial-industry-drones/fiber-optics/fiber-optic-canister-25km.html

2025-12-19 05:12:15 UTC

Wasn’t half of Germany a central planned economy for about 40 years? Did they forget everything about that time?
No, let’s double down on communist style central planning!
https://youtu.be/qLZZGjjuml8

2025-12-13 11:31:37 UTC

https://www.thefarside.com/2025/12/13/0

2025-12-09 11:16:41 UTC

https://www.thefarside.com/2025/12/09/3

2025-11-29 15:30:57 UTC

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not fan base, cable system distribution. Chicago sports covers a massive portion of the Midwest. Additional sports teams mean more regional sports networks and so would divide up the subscription revenue.

2025-11-28 06:24:43 UTC

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Akshully, it's a Pennsylvania Dutch food
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrapple

2025-11-27 12:10:41 UTC

https://www.thefarside.com/2025/11/27/2
https://www.thefarside.com/2025/11/27/3

2025-11-27 09:33:36 UTC

https://babylonbee.com/news/jesus-heals-demon-possessed-man-by-taking-away-his-smartphone

2025-11-25 04:21:02 UTC

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"They said there'd be pie."

2025-11-16 10:27:37 UTC

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That's a lot of dead dinosaurs!

2025-11-12 19:28:53 UTC

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Colorado. West slope. The aurora was seen as far south as Phoenix.

2025-11-12 02:48:26 UTC

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The reason for the high administration costs is because the insurance companies and government require accountability down to the penny. Every hospital admin in the country can tell you exactly where every cent goes.
Expect lots of rounding up to the nickel and profits to skyrocket again because of it.

2025-11-01 17:01:21 UTC

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is that you in the chandler?

2025-10-28 11:24:33 UTC

To fight communism we have to become communist...
https://thedefensepost.com/2025/10/28/us-national-security-rail-network/