Stereotypical dad that probably likes pizza a little too much. Former instance was closing so I definitely probably did not join a cult. Joined: Dec 3, 2024
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I remember her telling me about his daughter being born. She got married last year. As a bald guy who hasn't paid for a haircut since 2003, it's tough for me to relate. But the women in my life get very attached to their hair dresser. 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I figure I'll use one of these each time I make pizza. Hopefully through them by spring. Im told they freeze well. npub1zsnc85k3vx6p9qar6c8xclnzntp40tyzq68j4z52xrtygkqylagsr7qh4s Jon in Albany Some cheeses that come through a restaurant distributor are also sold to the public, but the distributor doesn't want to break up a case, so you have to buy the whole thing. In other news, I just ordered 54 pounds of mozzarella cheese. #pizza npub1zsnc85k3vx6p9qar6c8xclnzntp40tyzq68j4z52xrtygkqylagsr7qh4s Jon in Albany 198 Luftballoons #BuyOneGetOneFree #HashtagGames npub1zsnc85k3vx6p9qar6c8xclnzntp40tyzq68j4z52xrtygkqylagsr7qh4s Jon in Albany Dirty Dancing npub1zsnc85k3vx6p9qar6c8xclnzntp40tyzq68j4z52xrtygkqylagsr7qh4s Jon in Albany My daughter is a guest at the George Strait concert tonight. She texted to tell me he looks like Dwight from The Office. https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/723/781/515/174/515/original/95654448c95ec2c1.jpg npub1zsnc85k3vx6p9qar6c8xclnzntp40tyzq68j4z52xrtygkqylagsr7qh4s Jon in Albany Put rings on everything you like #2000sMusicTaughtMe #HashtagGames npub1zsnc85k3vx6p9qar6c8xclnzntp40tyzq68j4z52xrtygkqylagsr7qh4s Jon in Albany "God dammit. I hate it when my actions have consequences." -My daughter experiencing intestinal distress an hour after inhaling a burrito. npub1zsnc85k3vx6p9qar6c8xclnzntp40tyzq68j4z52xrtygkqylagsr7qh4s Jon in Albany Never have I ever known what Willis is talking about. #NeverHaveIEverASitcomCharacter #HashtagGames https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/114/435/587/849/607/281/original/da9aaa495c16737e.jpg npub1zsnc85k3vx6p9qar6c8xclnzntp40tyzq68j4z52xrtygkqylagsr7qh4s Jon in Albany What If Cod Was One Of Us #FishFryaSongOrPoem #HashtagGames npub1zsnc85k3vx6p9qar6c8xclnzntp40tyzq68j4z52xrtygkqylagsr7qh4s Jon in Albany Beige party up on top! https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/113/993/978/205/341/355/original/2f327b51b8460bb8.png npub1zsnc85k3vx6p9qar6c8xclnzntp40tyzq68j4z52xrtygkqylagsr7qh4s Jon in Albany i got it for an Octoberfest party last year. bought little beer mug shot glasses. Pour in some chilled 43 and then float a little half and half or cream on top. Looks like a beer and the shot tastes great. npub1zsnc85k3vx6p9qar6c8xclnzntp40tyzq68j4z52xrtygkqylagsr7qh4s Jon in Albany It's disappointment. The other ingredient is disappointment. https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/113/819/043/364/420/481/original/3b06f6f5eea08d51.jpg npub1zsnc85k3vx6p9qar6c8xclnzntp40tyzq68j4z52xrtygkqylagsr7qh4s Jon in Albany Daughter's boyfriend is here for dinner. If I use 2 whole heads of garlic, is that passive-aggressive? npub1zsnc85k3vx6p9qar6c8xclnzntp40tyzq68j4z52xrtygkqylagsr7qh4s Jon in Albany Anyone else start their workday booting up a computer thinking, "No Whammies! No Whammies! Big Bucks!" Just me? npub1zsnc85k3vx6p9qar6c8xclnzntp40tyzq68j4z52xrtygkqylagsr7qh4s Jon in Albany An apple a day would have kept the doctor away if it wasn't for those meddling kids. #ProverbsBasedOnCartoons #HashtagGames