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2025-01-01 06:19:25 UTC

btw if anyone needs help with blender, video editing, audio engineering, or whatever else you know I know how to do feel free to give them my matrix/xmpp and I'll help them out

2025-01-01 06:01:06 UTC

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
instance goes down tomorrow morning, all of my accounts will be deleted as well. Weird to think I've been on here for 2.5 years

2024-12-31 21:07:46 UTC

if I return it will be on balding.social (never, I will always be norwood zero)

2024-12-31 19:14:00 UTC

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2024-12-31 04:35:14 UTC

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are we talking 2d or 3d here?

2024-12-31 04:30:29 UTC

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it's rewarding though

2024-12-31 04:17:49 UTC

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chinese

2024-12-31 02:11:12 UTC

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what do you bench

2024-12-30 21:57:32 UTC

wait wtf quincy jones died a month ago?

2024-12-30 21:36:58 UTC

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sorry I just come from using real software

2024-12-30 21:35:35 UTC

I always forget how ass the darktable ui is

2024-12-30 15:39:42 UTC

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wigger to wignat pipeline

2024-12-30 05:07:48 UTC

goodnight everypony, tomorrow is a new day. Also second to last day of NWZ

2024-12-30 00:39:23 UTC

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buy a real car (20 year old jap economy car)

2024-12-30 00:37:04 UTC

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>proper sony bluray player
the correct term is 'ps3'

2024-12-29 23:55:28 UTC

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I mean it depends on the person, really. That just means you don't sort your folder into genres. For obscure 80s-2000s Japanese stuff I just grab random albums from a guy named ThePretender, for wignat music I grab it from a guy named m0ngk, etc etc

2024-12-29 23:52:53 UTC

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do you not sort your folders?
also use nicotine+

2024-12-29 23:50:34 UTC

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use soulseek
>look up music you like
>download flacs
>go to guy who you downloaded the music you like from's folders
>download everything he has in the same subfolder as the music you like
>use audio player of your choice

2024-12-29 23:45:26 UTC

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you guys should pirate, it's comfy

2024-12-29 22:09:33 UTC

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add me on matrix/xmpp 😭

2024-12-29 21:37:46 UTC

jimmy carter just killed himself

2024-12-29 16:15:54 UTC

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cc @nprofile…qv7t

2024-12-29 10:31:40 UTC

I met nierenstein at "Spectrobesfest 2024". He put ads all around town, but the address was just his house. When I arrived, he said "Ah! A fellow spectrober!" and led me inside. When we arrived in his basement, it seemed as though I was the only one who showed up. All there was in his basement was a very small table, two chairs, a bottle of Henessy, and a shot glass. He gestured that we sit down at the table together, I obliged. Thus began the worst 6 hours of my life. He just drank shot after shot, barely more than a foot away from me. He tripped over himself as he explained the story of the spectrobes wii game, as I informed him I had only played the ds entries. By the end of it, he was telling me I was nobody, and no woman would love a man who had never completed Spectrobes origins for the wii, and that my life was hollow. We got up, and he handed me his business card. It was a plain font on White cardstock, it said "Erman Sperm, Fertility Coach" followed by his phone number, which inexplicably had a Chinese extension. Erman said "Another successful Spectrobesfest, I hope to see you again next year". He passed out, and I prepared myself dinner in his kitchen. I had a Ribeye with a side of potato chips. His fridge was filled to the brim with Spectrobes-themed food items that he had prepared himself. I left, and headed home as I would any other day.

2024-12-28 18:34:38 UTC

https://norwoodzero.net/media/323218fbf50a933303cb5f0868645f8a49a0ab32bf2fe0be68abbec96c5c9342.jpg

2024-12-28 17:31:11 UTC

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my love for older foids is stronger

2024-12-28 17:19:33 UTC

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notice how the liveleak logo is a sans font

2024-12-28 17:16:11 UTC

sans is not only ness, he is chinese
#nevent1q…sapw

2024-12-28 17:15:44 UTC

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the reddit army

2024-12-28 17:13:06 UTC

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do NOT insult my wife

2024-12-28 17:12:59 UTC

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the reddit army

2024-12-28 16:57:08 UTC

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gaslight him into thinking the netherlands are in asia

2024-12-28 15:10:04 UTC

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vin diesel???

2024-12-28 03:30:19 UTC

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sweet

2024-12-28 03:27:00 UTC

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though I'm not sure if the chinese anti cheat will run on loonix

2024-12-28 03:23:07 UTC

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we can play soon

2024-12-28 03:22:57 UTC

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download it, it's fun

2024-12-27 20:08:18 UTC

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use a comb (greasy) to save time

2024-12-27 18:42:24 UTC

it's a good day to be uncircumsized

2024-12-27 18:21:14 UTC

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too bad nigga you get them for 4 days

2024-12-27 18:20:25 UTC

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I've frequently done voice chats with this nigga for like a year and have finally earned a follow

2024-12-27 18:19:20 UTC

I've made it
https://norwoodzero.net/media/703b0ab6d8e4b981805c4f7494cdc45ef05c56d3616668033fe6036a53055dcd.png

2024-12-27 17:47:20 UTC

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we're gonna kill you dawg

2024-12-27 06:12:23 UTC

can count the days of norwoodzero.net left on one hand :JahySweat:

2024-12-25 17:39:13 UTC

disable federation so you can spend time with your fedifamily instead of your fedifriends

2024-12-23 02:44:10 UTC

hey everyone I just got fired and need YOUR help
past experience:
mcdonalds 1999-2002
mercenary 2002-2002
in hospital 2002-2004
mercenary 2004-2004
prisoner in morocco 2004-2012
mercenary 2012-2012
greatest chocolatier in france 2012-2012
fugitive 2012-2015
greatest sommelier in france 2015-2015
White king of northwestern mongolia 2015-2017
mongolian work camp 2017-2020
vaccine activist 2020-2022
fugitive 2022-2023
excavator operator in kazakhstan 2023-2023
fugitive 2023-2024
lead engineer at cloudflare 2024-laid off this morning
education:
high school
I was taught snake charming in the moroccan prison
willing to work in any field related to my past experience. Please reach out to me directly and privately
#GetFediHired

2024-12-22 16:50:56 UTC

if lizard/snake girls were real they would all be latinas

2024-12-22 04:32:58 UTC

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just talk into a mic with a compressor nigga not that hard

2024-12-07 20:57:33 UTC

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who must go?

2024-12-04 04:15:12 UTC

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fortnite is going on a decade old now btw

2024-12-03 02:41:31 UTC

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odd, I was reminded of the anthony fantano album featuring filthy frank from 2015 the other day out of nowhere https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aDoSkkXLU0

2024-12-01 17:43:48 UTC

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you'd probably have to implement something in rebased to handle it, and hope the devs of misskey and and mastotroon follow suit

2024-12-01 02:00:42 UTC

sometimes I forget how much I hate talking to foids that aren't family

2024-11-30 23:42:13 UTC

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Jews aren't and will never be White, and "anti semitism" is a result of your ghoulish beliefs and actions. Keep trying to take a mile, and feel fortunate you're still getting an inch

2024-11-24 22:03:37 UTC

https://norwoodzero.net/media/50afd3fe28486cdc01b2e200b179706e261a772222f2924af16ebcd8c92285b7.png

2024-11-23 05:57:48 UTC

pdp haters got real quiet
#nevent1q…vfz7

2024-11-22 04:28:16 UTC

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I don't think the russians are particularly known for their Black tea, get british stuff and sweeten it with honey

2024-11-22 04:21:36 UTC

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have you ever had good Black tea or only american stuff

2024-11-19 21:24:28 UTC

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we'll have to see, I may be able to

2024-11-19 21:16:58 UTC

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but yeah I still use discord for a couple groups. Knowing neets is great when you have a weird work schedule because they're just in a call 100% of the time

2024-11-19 21:09:20 UTC

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there is no good all in one discord alternative right now

2024-11-19 21:05:58 UTC

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mumble is strictly for calls
people in the mugisphere do xmpp+mumble

2024-11-19 21:03:44 UTC

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no, it's really nice actually

2024-11-19 21:02:34 UTC

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voip client for group calls

2024-11-19 20:52:07 UTC

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doc showered in the mumble last night

2024-11-05 19:07:40 UTC

theorytoe ADMITS to having a microcock?
#note1tqy…y422

2024-11-05 04:43:15 UTC

nozaki november rolls right into doppleganger december, where we all impersonate nozaki

2024-11-02 04:28:35 UTC

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no tyler.com is literally a website that makes html websites

2024-11-02 04:26:04 UTC

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wait that is literally tyler.com, was this intentional

2024-11-02 04:23:34 UTC

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tyler.com : we're gonna type up some html code for you
classic slogan

2024-10-20 00:23:38 UTC

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it has an endless, fully featured "evaluation license"

2024-10-20 00:22:08 UTC

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been using it for several years. Best license, best DAW, best platform compability (minus those trackers that run on calculators), most customisable (though stock is great), most stable, and great support. Only real con is the lack of the built in instruments that pretty much every other daw has. Though a visit to rutracker fixes this

2024-10-20 00:19:36 UTC

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I wouldn't bother with anything besides Reaper

2024-10-20 00:18:20 UTC

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reminds me I should pick up a reamp box

2024-10-20 00:15:56 UTC

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I remember spending 25 minutes trying to record a simple chord progression (just barre chords lol) because I kept throwing myself off

2024-10-19 23:59:02 UTC

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licherally piss easy

2024-10-09 01:45:29 UTC

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I want her to give me a nosejob with her mighty hook

2024-09-19 02:04:23 UTC

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certified tranny post

2024-09-18 21:07:20 UTC

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niggertine my beloved :chud:

2024-09-18 21:05:19 UTC

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>he doesn't pirate music
supporting the arts is GAY and RETARDED

2024-09-18 19:59:12 UTC

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notice the yellow spots on miku

2024-09-18 12:48:44 UTC

had a dream where I was watching an old episode of the simpsons, in the episode homer opened the bathroom door and yelled "SKIBIDI" and then I woke up

2024-09-17 04:59:36 UTC

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gaben became a global modern day genghis khan before our very eyes and none of us noticed.

2024-09-16 02:17:06 UTC

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by "your woife" do you mean "lois griffin", given your status as what you consider to be a "petah-like soul"

2024-09-16 02:14:31 UTC

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to "pikshures" of "big ol yenta boobies"

2024-09-15 17:19:38 UTC

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install my python program man I assure you that pip won't break it in a month