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Cracked another tooth. This time eating a carrot. Luckily they’re getting me in today.
As my father said, “eventually you’re going to have all your food puréed.”

2026-05-01 04:36:06 UTC

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GMF

2026-05-01 03:51:28 UTC

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not surprising. She always was a wild gal.

2026-05-01 01:19:29 UTC

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it’s Thursday night in the big town and I’m going for beers.

2026-05-01 00:46:34 UTC

#NANC
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2026-04-30 22:21:09 UTC

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good, clean family entertainment

2026-04-30 13:06:22 UTC

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I have a jock strap with a hole in it for easy access.

2026-04-30 11:47:41 UTC

GMF
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2026-04-29 03:51:33 UTC

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it’s like YOU in certain sentences; it’s understood.

2026-04-29 02:18:08 UTC

#NANC
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2026-04-29 01:55:19 UTC

@npub1gx2…4lmh every 5 days
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2026-04-28 16:04:03 UTC

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depends on the level of play I think. I coached MS/HS and you have to make that blindside block with your hands now.
Fugging pussy rule

2026-04-28 15:48:56 UTC

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crack block at the 40

2026-04-28 15:48:19 UTC

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I caught it but it was blurry as hell
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2026-04-28 15:46:52 UTC

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ah! I was describing a different block. Hang on

2026-04-28 15:14:52 UTC

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that first block is a penalty nowadays.

2026-04-27 10:11:03 UTC

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GMF

2026-04-27 08:24:59 UTC

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grossest thing I’ve heard a man say this year.

2026-04-26 22:05:46 UTC

I am SHOCKED we haven’t seen lefty accounts whine that they missed Trump again.

2026-04-26 18:39:46 UTC

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lack of thong explains the vote lol

2026-04-26 14:43:10 UTC

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I was gonna clean my room…

2026-04-26 14:41:53 UTC

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Cripes! So can pro-Trump Derangement Syndrome

2026-04-26 14:40:15 UTC

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LOL
Someone can’t smell sarcasm when it bites them in the ass.

2026-04-26 14:33:24 UTC

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Hitler thought he was on a mission from God. And he had a bunch of assassination attempts on him as well 😂

2026-04-26 14:29:40 UTC

GMF
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2026-04-26 14:26:03 UTC

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I get it. I had the exact thought last night and made a joke about it. People that hate that man will take anything and turn it into scandal. Old news now.

2026-04-26 14:23:41 UTC

There’s a solid handful of you that take things way too seriously.

2026-04-26 14:21:37 UTC

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Zenn, not everything is serious. Sometimes jokes are just jokes😊

2026-04-26 12:54:08 UTC

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that or Florida Georgia Line.

2026-04-26 12:52:04 UTC

Rough night
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2026-04-26 05:34:01 UTC

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indigo Girls?

2026-04-26 01:58:16 UTC

Current mood: https://youtu.be/YjC0vMIrOAk

2026-04-26 00:56:43 UTC

New conspiracy theory
Trump planned for the correspondence dinner shooter to make an attempt on him to take the heat of the war off.

2026-04-25 23:40:59 UTC

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she’s a fugly bitch for sure.

2026-04-25 16:28:05 UTC

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he is all you said. But he is not wrong.

2026-04-25 16:20:45 UTC

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caturday! Caturday! Caturday night’s alright!

2026-04-25 10:06:44 UTC

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bail out. Alert! ALERT! BAIL OUT.

2026-04-24 10:28:28 UTC

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GMF

2026-04-23 17:22:26 UTC

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this is a shocking vote.

2026-04-23 09:58:10 UTC

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2026-04-23 09:55:54 UTC

GM
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2026-04-22 07:14:01 UTC

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Iran’s weakest position in decades now controls the Strait of Hormuz. There’s nothing Trump can do about it either other than bluster and move deadlines.
Trump has himself a Pyrrhic victory.

2026-04-22 06:19:51 UTC

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gay

2026-04-22 06:02:45 UTC

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Jesse Waters is pretty low down on the “I believe this guy” list. So…

2026-04-21 20:40:12 UTC

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he told her once.

2026-04-21 20:26:12 UTC

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that means I have a shot at a job!

2026-04-21 20:18:52 UTC

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wish it was government money instead of private business

2026-04-21 18:23:39 UTC

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nothing beats driving, windows down, listening to jams with a lit cigarette. Especially on a road trip with frens.

2026-04-21 18:09:07 UTC

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Marlboro reds

2026-04-21 18:08:45 UTC

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10ish years

2026-04-21 17:54:25 UTC

I miss smoking cigarettes

2026-04-21 11:17:39 UTC

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says the plastic chick everyone hates.

2026-04-21 02:28:33 UTC

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Amazon.com

2026-04-21 00:36:23 UTC

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woof

2026-04-20 09:49:27 UTC

GM frenz
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2026-04-20 09:49:00 UTC

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GMF

2026-04-19 23:47:48 UTC

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2026-04-19 23:39:32 UTC

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USA created: 1776
UK created: 927

2026-04-19 17:40:45 UTC

Book of Dude 3;19
If thy brother is acting as a fag it is most imperative for thee to inform him.

2026-04-19 14:48:27 UTC

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that gal is cuckoo.

2026-04-19 14:42:45 UTC

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this time? She’s always been in that mode. You’re just now seeing it.

2026-04-18 23:59:10 UTC

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Mrs Met is thicc

2026-04-18 22:14:45 UTC

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bewbs

2026-04-18 17:19:58 UTC

What a DAY!!
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2026-04-18 13:20:26 UTC

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can you image being famous for that around the world? What kind of person is cool with treating other people that way??

2026-04-18 02:31:25 UTC

To quote Alex Jones…I’m kind of retarded.

2026-04-17 10:46:34 UTC

GM
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2026-04-16 22:57:41 UTC

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DAMN YOU AND YOUR COMMON SENSE

2026-04-16 21:11:30 UTC

Absolutely blown away by people that still think this way.
You’ve keep falling for the same thing over and over.
So let’s do it HARDER!
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2026-04-16 18:18:34 UTC

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if I were Canadian I’d be dead

2026-04-16 18:11:36 UTC

Come to find out, the dentist can’t fix a tooth that cracked a 3rd off. So I’m down a tooth today.

2026-04-16 10:58:10 UTC

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2026-04-15 10:06:43 UTC

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2026-04-14 20:50:37 UTC

I don’t think AI has ever watched a baseball game.
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2026-04-14 16:31:45 UTC

GM
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2026-04-14 14:05:06 UTC

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hang on…I enjoy watching gymnastics.

2026-04-14 13:53:46 UTC

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you realize YOU’RE on NAS too, right? lol

2026-04-14 12:26:42 UTC

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is that why Trump keeps demanding other countries help? Or when they say no he comes back with “We don’t need your help anyway” like a middle schooler?
I’m no liberal but it sounds like we have problems. And that includes Chinese tankers that have already run the blockade.

2026-04-13 10:39:39 UTC

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and you eat with your hand, like an animal.

2026-04-13 08:34:40 UTC

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so is dropping bombs

2026-04-13 05:46:31 UTC

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GM!

2026-04-13 04:59:27 UTC

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yeah, he’s a Christian 🙄