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2026-04-13 13:57:59 UTC

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2026-04-02 15:26:22 UTC

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2026-04-02 14:28:35 UTC

Ni Fucking Howdy y'all motherfuckers
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2026-03-27 13:50:56 UTC

Like omigosh you guys our team is sooooo thuuuper!!!! Love and waffffles ~thep4ngu1n0fd00m
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2026-03-18 14:05:18 UTC

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2026-03-18 13:19:02 UTC

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2026-03-16 01:32:09 UTC

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(he was caught trying to meet a 14 year old)

2026-03-16 01:31:39 UTC

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total jeet death
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2026-03-13 08:50:54 UTC

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2026-03-10 16:58:22 UTC

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2026-03-10 16:55:57 UTC

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Do these "schools" also teach you how to make a Merge Request on large GitHub repos like NPM where you edit their README.md so you can show that you greatly contributed to the code on your GH profile?

2026-03-06 14:21:09 UTC

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what about the slowed down reverb?

2026-02-27 19:39:38 UTC

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2026-02-17 23:54:57 UTC

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AI stands for "An Indian"
LLM stands for "Low-cost Labor in Mumbai"
API stands for "A Person in India"

2026-02-12 00:30:28 UTC

c-could it be guys? The prophesied night of the long plungers? The great flush forward? Game of drains? The Empire strikes Backflow? Gone with the drain? Much ado about flushing? Flush hour? The purge of the pipes?
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2026-02-11 18:24:51 UTC

Guys guns don't kill people.... gunpersons in dresses kill people
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2026-02-02 13:41:51 UTC

gm :coffeeblob:
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2026-02-01 23:56:32 UTC

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2026-02-01 22:55:34 UTC

Serious discussions only on Reddit
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2026-02-01 01:22:57 UTC

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2026-01-31 20:49:43 UTC

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2026-01-30 10:50:03 UTC

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he could call it Trumpland to do permanent psychic damage to a certain swathe of the population

2026-01-29 12:58:45 UTC

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it do drift like that mistah Stancil

2026-01-29 12:54:33 UTC

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2026-01-27 15:46:37 UTC

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today is pre-pre-pre-Friday sir

2026-01-24 15:35:16 UTC

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2026-01-24 15:33:26 UTC

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Man that's just Bananas and Rice

2026-01-24 15:32:05 UTC

gm
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2026-01-23 22:54:00 UTC

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2026-01-13 11:48:04 UTC

gm :blobcat_coffee:
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2026-01-07 23:23:06 UTC

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Hey Sui Happy New Lears
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2026-01-03 15:35:10 UTC

hope y'all don't experience packet loss :doro_pipebomb:
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2026-01-03 01:14:11 UTC

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Wasn't kidding about the lightbulb head btw, not sure how they got this phenotype other than mass inbreeding. Alhamdullilah I guess
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2026-01-03 01:06:25 UTC

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It's hard to not fedpost when you see those entitled inbred niggers sit in their nice little McMansions with 3 cars in the driveway which they paid for with the taxpayers dime and claim that they don't commit fraud even though they listed their house as a daycare center so they can leech hundreds of thousands if not millions of dollars from a program that was supposed to benefit actual children

2026-01-03 01:01:26 UTC

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We need to mass deport those lightbulb head inbred niggers back to where they came from and seize all their assets. These retarded niggers and jeets are doing a great job of making people more racist (average Somali IQ is 67 btw, they will never lear)
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2026-01-02 05:39:57 UTC

"So its a Japanese role playing game about an eco-terrorist group and a merc who an ex-solider of a military program to make whats essentially a super soldier, ran by the worlds most power corporation. Except hes not actually a solider, he just thinks hes a solider because-"
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2026-01-01 22:16:48 UTC

2006 was 20 years ago

2025-12-04 14:19:40 UTC

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2025-11-27 18:00:59 UTC

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2025-11-25 02:23:22 UTC

this nigga smells like curry 😂
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2025-11-25 01:51:28 UTC

I curse Vishnu saars
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2025-11-23 22:55:49 UTC

you know its over for jeets when some randos on Twitter literally mapped their entire dialogue tree
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2025-11-21 05:59:07 UTC

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2025-11-18 21:17:58 UTC

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2025-11-15 17:23:22 UTC

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yis yis very good saar, gdp number do the needful and go up and corporations pay me a fraction of what they would have paid you because I am enlightened Brahmin. Sorry to have redeemed saar

2025-11-13 19:33:14 UTC

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2025-11-10 03:07:50 UTC

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nothing beats a jet 2 holiday...
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2025-11-10 02:30:24 UTC

I have just felt a great disturbance in the force, as if a million refund department workers cried out "do not redeem saar" and did not receive their google play giftcard codes :jeet_seethe:
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2025-11-06 18:29:19 UTC

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But putting a key in and starting your car doesn't allow you to form an emotional connection with the crystal ball, it won't vibrate and change the mood lighting either to put you in a safety mood. Are you sure thats safe?

2025-11-06 18:23:52 UTC

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modern car design is so fucked it is unimaginable this is a real design choice they made in this video btw on a real car and the company manufacturing the car put a 4 minute tutorial on YouTube on how to operate it
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2025-11-06 18:19:11 UTC

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Soon they will put unskippable ads on your touch screen consoles in newer cars and you will have to look at it and say the name of the company advertising to close it

2025-11-06 00:27:13 UTC

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2025-11-02 19:14:32 UTC

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2025-10-31 12:30:16 UTC

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2025-10-25 13:21:44 UTC

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2025-10-25 11:34:50 UTC

>crashes biggest video game economy in existence from 6 billion to 3 billion in 2 days
>makes thousands of skin traders face financial ruin
>makes cs:go knives affordable to the average joe
>goes back onto his yacht to play Dota 2
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2025-10-14 02:34:40 UTC

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Apparently :autumn_loaf: is treating the workers at the cat boarding place nicely, probably because they're bribing her with that sweet sweet Churu. Anyways, I'll be picking her up this weekend
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2025-10-10 03:26:41 UTC

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Those little murder mittens look primed

2025-10-10 03:22:54 UTC

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nah, she is actually a really sweet kitty (at least to me, to other people she hiss and swat until she gets to know them)

2025-10-10 03:19:43 UTC

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She will forgive me after some belly rubs and some churu (or that is the hope)

2025-10-10 03:16:37 UTC

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Had to drop off :autumn_loaf: at a cat boarding place since I am going on vacation tomorrow. Poor girl was hissing and very upset but I gave them enough Churu to give her once a day so maybe she will forgive me when I pick her up

2025-09-24 20:02:49 UTC

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can we get a bot that monitors Alex Gleason and posts updates on his vegan btw status?

2025-09-24 20:02:24 UTC

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how will if I know if he is still vegan btw

2025-09-24 19:56:35 UTC

but I am going to miss @18819298383818282882818182882919283848882882jananwjjan828182!;&28s posts about bitcoin maximalism 🥺
#note1uzm…27mm

2025-09-20 19:36:26 UTC

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2025-09-20 18:15:00 UTC

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2025-09-16 19:58:30 UTC

🦀 🎻
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2025-09-11 20:02:28 UTC

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Happy 9/11 @matty @D00B @npub13sk…x0ml @npub19ej…fch4

2025-09-11 20:00:26 UTC

rare footage of me going back in time 24 years to warn people that Charlie Kirk is going to be shot on September 10th 2025, but I'm off by 24 hours
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2025-09-10 20:53:52 UTC

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Here's what :autumn_loaf: thinks about this
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2025-09-07 20:40:27 UTC

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2025-09-01 19:23:19 UTC

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2025-08-29 14:54:09 UTC

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2025-08-29 01:13:46 UTC

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2025-08-22 04:10:39 UTC

Time to give :autumn_loaf: a little treat
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2025-08-17 02:05:39 UTC

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2025-08-17 02:01:10 UTC

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2025-08-14 21:29:54 UTC

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2025-08-11 21:09:07 UTC

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2025-08-11 20:54:48 UTC

>enter my room, :autumn_loaf: waiting for me on the corner of my bed
> :autumn_loaf: tries to roll over and stretch out to greet me, accidentally rolls off the bed instead
>lands on her feet anyways, and lets out some curse words in cat speak
what a silly goober :autumn_kirby:
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2025-08-11 18:22:38 UTC

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2025-08-10 13:46:06 UTC

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2025-08-09 18:23:04 UTC

So true on a #Caturday
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2025-08-07 15:16:34 UTC

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2025-08-01 18:17:15 UTC

Found a secret video of @matty :cat_stare:
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2025-07-27 20:23:27 UTC

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:mfw_niggers: idk but Matty has a lot of them I think
Try going to emojos.in/nicecrew.digital

2025-07-27 15:29:25 UTC

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2025-07-26 22:13:41 UTC

lmao
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2025-07-25 14:56:48 UTC

where were you when sausage went woke?
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2025-07-24 02:55:35 UTC

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2025-07-23 14:24:49 UTC

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2025-07-18 14:23:21 UTC

did you know 90% of Kongs stop digging right before they hit the Banana?
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2025-07-16 18:24:24 UTC

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2025-07-13 14:12:47 UTC

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2025-07-11 02:52:58 UTC

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2025-07-08 20:26:59 UTC

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2025-07-08 15:04:38 UTC

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2025-07-02 14:09:54 UTC

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2025-06-30 22:35:54 UTC

Just a little guy
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2025-06-25 12:53:41 UTC

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>zoophile
>tranny
God can't do all the work *cocks glock*