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I just did a unilateral Spark exit, AMA.
I’m a loser, baby…so why don’t you zap me?
Two. It was a small test of 6000 sats. Fees were just under 1500. So it isn’t super-economical, but it works.
LOL, that loser is from Queens. Same as Mamdani!
What do you think the DB in USDB stands for?
Your notes deserve a relay that keeps them.
Azzamo has been running Nostr relays for years. Start on the free relay:
wss://nostr.azzamo.net
Azzamo Premium takes it further with wss://relay.azzamo.net, plus regional relays in the US and Asia:
• Permanent note archive, nothing gets pruned
• Permanent inbox storage for your DMs and groups
• 10GB Blossom media storage with bigger upload limits
• NIP-05 at @azzamo.network
• Much larger accepted note size
• Tor on every relay
Time-based, no lock-in. Buy a few minutes or a few years, top up whenever with Lightning or Cashu.
https://azzamo.net/premium/
#nostr #relay #azzamo #premium #GrowNostr
@nprofile…qq4h @nprofile…cr52 @nprofile…0cqk @nprofile…md36 @nprofile…dcel
Currently building a new opt-in feature from @npub1jug…fc28 into @npub1xxd…kt7a: Stable balance.
Some of you will love it, some of you may hate it. But we’re doing this anyway, because the audience we need to #GrowNostr is not using Nostr.
Most people transact in fiat, and we are meeting them where they are. The value flows back into bitcoin, but you need to first expose them to it in a way that makes sense.
Otherwise, it’s just more of the same.
GM ☀️ PV 🖖
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@npub1ya6…ug3q, can you confirm the details of your post on Xitter that for whatever reason isn’t posted on Nostr yet?
https://x.com/BitcoinNewsCom/status/2095253230166917260
I hate him rationally because I have lived in New York most of my life and I’ve seen the atrocious things he has done here with my own eyes, so I think I have a better perspective than most people who only got to know him through his fake TV persona.
No, I was responding to him but replying to your message. 😁
You don’t get to tell anyone else what they are, my dude.
Just the advanced features, which if you’re not using them now, you can continue to not use them and nothing will change.
The neat part is nobody can tell you what to do or what you can be or not be. That’s completely antithetical to what bitcoin is about.
Just the premium level. I don’t think they’re changing anything for the current free tier.
The new @npub1yzv…rf8q app is really slick!
Thank you guys for finally reuniting the repost and quote post actions into one button. https://i.nostr.build/cLEuqYc2SSRxYept3N0CgT.jpg
Yeah, you don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.
For the record, we both still think it’s a joke. But I’ll be laughing all the way to the post office to pick up my box of fresh HODL bars.
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Thankfully bitcoin doesn't care
Cool to see @nprofile…2wzn self signing on @nprofile…gsu4
In early 2011, I was freelancing for some bullshit ad agency churning out bullshit banner campaigns for bullshit products. I would not even hear the word bitcoin for almost two years, let alone begin to understand it was.
Anyone happen to know a cult intervention specialist?
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He’s still doing this. Who does Luke think responds to these reports? 🤣
Translation of @npub17r5…kx7e’s ”spam” post:
Hahaha... I'm so glad this BIP110 thing is finally over. From the beginning, I thought you guys were completely crazy. You can't build spam protection in Bitcoin... I mean, even though I don't understand the technical details, it was kind of intuitively clear to me. All these idiots BitcoinMechanic, LukeDashjr - fork off, goodbye, bye. I'm glad you're gone... hahaha.
As of August 8, 2026, there were around 18,000 idiots worldwide running BIP110 listening nodes—including about 100 idiots in Germany. Folks, we’ve completely lost our way. We should just listen to the Einundzwanzig community and its heroes. Then everything will be fine. They’re the pros; they’ll show us the way.
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Breez SDK supports stablecoins and stable balance now, if that helps. Remember that Moonpay isn’t available everywhere, and requires KYC.
No surprise... But a very sad truth (most likely to happen soon). Btw, for anyone still blindly believing BTC-Tether are friends, check this article from 2025
#naddr1qq…hsxx
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You should add a Breez SDK integration like @nprofile…4k44 and @nprofile…47c0 have.
Quit now before it fucks you up in a way you can’t fix.
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There’s less than a million left to mine anyway. It’s cooked.
You can just build a Nostr blog
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https://tech.az/en/posts/azerbaijani-woman-presented-to-founder-tim-draper-in-an-ice-bath-6876
Haha, no… 😂
I just saw the Colorado plate and couldn’t resist.
Why are you following @npub153x…ryu8 around?
Anyone have a small supply of toaster ovens to 51% attack BLV?
#nevent1q…p6a6
Not liking POTUS doesn’t mean I love the crazy left either. I think they’re all fucked in the head. I’m politically homeless, and I’m fine with that. None of them have earned my loyalty or respect.
Was never mad. Always considered you a friend. Not sure what your problem is, and how I came to be living rent-free in your head. Take care of yourself, man. 🫂
The largest @nprofile…radp simulation group on a single computer with many virtual machines is at around 200 members, without a fork!
Things are getting slow at that scale, so we're working on speed improvements and it's not a real test in production on different phones, but quite encouraging numbers.
I hear he loves posting kind:1984 reports.
#nevent1q…e6mm