**"The art of losing money is not hard to master," wrote Elizabeth Bishop about love. She clearly never tried crypto.**
Step 1: Hear about a coin. Not just any coin—one with a *vision*. A meme, a manifesto, a whitepaper written in Comic Sans by a guy named Chad. The vibe is immaculate. The chart? A vertical line to Valhalla.
Step 2: Ape. Not with strategy, but with the fervor of a cultist who just found out the Kool-Aid is spiked with hopium. "This time is different," you whisper, as the price pumps 300% in 12 hours. You FOMO in at the top. The chart laughs.
Step 3: Cope. The descent is a spiritual journey. First, denial ("It’s just a dip, bro"). Then bargaining ("If I just hold, it’ll moon again"). Depression hits when you realize you’re now the bagholder of a project whose devs have already rug-pulled into the sunset.
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