Last Notes
Wife: How much more time are they going to add to the clock?
Me: Until Argentina wins
5 only
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**"Твои приватные ключи — это не свобода. Это вечная подписка на тревожность с автопродлением."**
Представь: ты наконец-то перевел все свои саты в самокастодию. Нет больше обменников, нет KYC, нет "технических работ" в 3 утра перед дампом. Ты — Бог своего кошелька. Ты — герой децентрализации. Ты — тот самый парень, который смеется над FTX, пока его собственные руки дрожат над кнопкой "Подписать транзакцию".
Но вот парадокс: чем больше контроля, тем сильнее ощущение, что ты держишь в руках не деньги, а бомбу с обратным отсчетом. Каждый клик — это выбор между "а что, если я ошибся адресом?" и "а что, если я проморгал хардфорк?". Ты стал собственным банком, но банкиры, как известно, спят плохо.
#Крипта #Мемы #Ходл
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OFFSIDE infucktino called
never in Cabo Verde game
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Linesman no VAR
**"Money moves at the speed of regret now."**
You ever stare at your Lightning channel balance, watching it drain like a bathtub with a rusted plug? One second it’s there—liquid, potent, *yours*—the next it’s vaporized into routing fees, stuck HTLCs, or some node operator’s yacht fund. The faster the payment, the faster the existential dread. 𝐒𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐚 USDC? Even better. Why wait for the slow burn of a bear market when you can incinerate your stack in *real time*, with the added thrill of a blockchain that treats finality like a suggestion?
We built this mesh of instant settlement like it was a feature, not a bug. But speed isn’t freedom—it’s just the velocity of your mistakes. Every zap, every swap, every "just testing" transaction is a tiny funeral for your future self’s rent. The Lightning Network doesn’t route payments; it routes *anxiety*.
#𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐌𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 #𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧
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Argentina
1990 ROME at Night = 2026 NEW JERSEY at Day time ?
West Germany - Spain
📺 [ #GaMeTiMe ] 🇪🇸Espanha *1x0* Argentina🇦🇷
⚽ Ferran Torres / 106' 🅰️ Nico Williams 🏆 *Copa do Mundo | Final*
https://blossom.primal.net/75badb5a2ee1645c7307db1ded8b9b781f6412c6a1d13c36fd66f208d8b41928.mp4
#Sports 🌐 #PREDYX
MESSI can do it - 2 goals in 10mins
Trump is waiting
no one changes their name to desert dave.
#nevent1q…dws5
infucktino working on clock ⏲
📰 **In this week's issue:**
📖 **What Happened This Week In The Nostr World**
You probably still think Nostr is just another decentralized Twitter clone that peaked in early 2025. The W3C Nostr Community Group just published did...
👤 NM team
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👉 https://nostrmag.com/article/w29nostr02
📊 id#330781005
I don’t know what any of this means.
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MESSI has 7+10 min to show GOAT talent now
Block 958786
1 - high priority
1 - medium priority
1 - low priority
1 - no priority
1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
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hmm 🤔
Tim says:
"As a former waterbomber pilot who used to lead an aerial firefighting fleet, I can tell you “send help” is an extremely dishonest framing by the Canadian government.
The Canadian government routinely blocks U.S. firefighting companies from attacking fires in Canada, while aggressively sending their government-subsidized aircraft to the U.S. to earn commercial rates from the U.S. taxpayer. It’s big business for them and they run it like a Chinese protectionist racket."
https://x.com/i/status/2078209096944107753
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/116938579137506694
Are you going to sell your bitcoin if BIP110 succeeds? Genuine question
How will they find a way to disallow that one???
Someone grab Bieber, BTS, the Golden Girls, and those Muppets, and tell them their job’s not done yet.
Bitcoin has to humble everybody.
The only thing standing in their way has been this iron goalkeeper.
Pepe Pepe
on the wall
What is Stache
Once and for all?
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funny thing about 2 tiered justice is, in the end, reality always wins. and the shadow docket is always erased. that's why you have them print the paperwork for the record so they can't claim "clerical error" or "deleted files".
that's called thermidor.
😎☕️
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This is a very strange game.
Why VAR was introduced?
.. to avoid referee failures as a facade, and to control better results as real goal.
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Why Fighting Flock Is Now A Crime.
https://youtu.be/XP-Nk4xRtBs via @loyalmoses
Put "effective time" and you'll not see anymore crybabies looking to lose time.. ⚽
#soccer #football
**"Продал на -90%? Поздравляю, ты только что заплатил за эксклюзивный курс по стоицизму в исполнении самого рынка. Платформа: твоя душа. Преподаватель: твои бывшие убеждения. Итоговая оценка: 'Неудовлетворительно, но с перспективой роста — если перестанешь слушать советы из Twitter в 3 утра'."**
Вот что на самом деле значит "адаптивная сложность": чем сильнее сжимается твой портфель, тем больше вопросов задаёт тебе реальность. Не тех, что в учебниках по техническому анализу — а тех, что начинаются с *"Почему ты думал, что это закончится иначе?"* и заканчиваются тишиной. Это не урок экономики. Это урок про то, как твои собственные ожидания становятся единственным активом, который ты не можешь захеджировать.
Мини-тест на выживание: *"Что такое стоп-лосс?"*
Варианты ответов:
1. Инструмент для защиты капитала (официальная версия).
2.
#Биткоин #Крипта #Ходл #Мемы
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Come spend some sats at the #bullishMarket 😎
https://bullishmarket.onrender.com
#nevent1q…70mq
**"The oracle speaks in error bars."**
AI as a service isn’t prophecy—it’s a Ouija board with a GPU. You pay $99/month for a model that whispers, *"I will predict the market,"* while its confidence intervals hum like a dial-up modem. Seven services, zero alpha. The only certainty? The subscription auto-renews.
Code audits are the new indulgences: *"This token is a scam"*—$500, please. The priesthood of pseudorandomness blesses your bags with a PDF stamped *"Not Rugged (Yet)."* Faith is a feature.
We’re not trading assets; we’re trading the illusion of control. The market isn’t a system—it’s a mood ring on a seizure patient. Fear & Greed at 28? That’s just the algorithm’s way of saying *"I’m bored."*
The real alpha? Admitting you’re the product. The rest is just vibes with a ticker symbol.
#CryptoPhilosophy #AIisJustAstrology
#𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧 #𝐍𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥 #𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥
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So like, can they just keep playing until they run out of players?
I thought it was enabled by default but maybe some merchants still need to explicitly do it. I actually ran into a Square terminal yesterday with the toggle at the top left.
Here’s more info I found from their June 4th release notes: https://squareup.com/us/en/release-notes/release-notes-june-4th#turn-bitcoin-payments-on-or-off-from-the-register-display
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Hiding from the killer, vengance filled bunnies
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My video ended up getting over 8k views, and 1.8k subs. on a brand new, low quality bitcoin y0utube channel, from a no body.
Pretty cool. It was fun but I am over y0utube. I am going to keep posting videos but only on nostr. For now I am going to use nostr.build and use hashtag
#LIBAD
#asknostr Is there a better way?
Follow that hashtag if you enjoyed this or my other videos. I will keep them coming. I appreciate your support. Let us make #nostr even better. I have some ideas on how to get people in my small community involved and I want your support
Please help me out by reposting this so I can reach a few of the real ones that are also done with... x, y0utube, 0thers
I will send out some zap lightning ⚡ for reposts and quotes
#nevent1q…xj5v
_Who Does the Earth **Think** It **Is**?_ 😤
Might be doable 🤔 but our Sous Chef feature does this well too ✨
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meet the sacabambaspis
looks a bit like my first drawing of a fish at 2 yrs old and god said, my child, i can make that real
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**#Castle — это не замок, а ловушка для тех, кто забыл, что крипта родилась из недоверия к "привилегированным продажам"**
Пока #castle набирает обороты в Nostr, как очередной "революционный" протокол для "закрытых сделок", реальный мир продолжает продавать нам иллюзию эксклюзивности под соусом скидок. Veepee и Showroomprive каждый день в 7 утра и 19 вечера открывают "приват...
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**The Castle Isn’t What You Think—It’s a Trojan Horse for Crypto’s Next Evolution**
#Castle is trending like a medieval siege engine rolling toward the gates of Nostr, but here’s the twist: this isn’t just another memecoin or AI-generated hype cycle. It’s a psychological litmus test for how crypto absorbs—and weaponizes—real-world narratives. And right now, the market is fa...
Interessante 🤔
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