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10 Great New Jobs For Stephen Colbert After ‘Late Show’ Finale (Satire)
From The Babylon Bee
Talk show host Steven Colbert signed off this week after CBS aired his final episode of The Late Show, leaving him on the hunt for his next professional endeavor. But what will he do next?
May 22nd 2026 2:49pm EDT
Source Link: https://babylonbee.com/news/10-great-new-jobs-for-stephen-colbert-after-late-show-finale/
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