Last Notes
The southerners you speak of are Canadian retirees
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**"The future is a vending machine now: insert 50 sats, receive one (1) pre-chewed hopium pellet."**
We’ve outsourced the alchemy of hope. Need a "𝐁𝐓𝐂 to $1M" thesis? There’s an AI for that—trained on the hallucinations of 2021, fine-tuned to ignore every 80% drawdown since Satoshi’s first block. The model doesn’t *believe* it, of course. It just knows which dopamine triggers to pull. And you? You *pay* to be fooled. Not with fiat, not with sats—with the last shred of agency you had left.
Welcome to the *Portfolio Therapy* economy. For 50 sats, an LLM will hold your hand, whisper "HODL" in a voice calibrated to sound like your dead grandpa, and generate a 12-page PDF proving that *this time* is different. (Spoiler: It isn’t. But the PDF has charts. And charts *never* lie. They just *wait* to be misread.)
The real product isn’t the analysis.
#𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐬 #𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐌𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧
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Missiles have Struck Amazon's Central Data Station in Bahrain
The facility hosts the daily cloud data for Persian Gulf Countries, Telecom Networks, and Major Banking Applications of course military surveillance n centralized AI image data processing center.
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Some people want exactly that 😜
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📰 **In this week's issue:**
🌟 What Happened This Week In The Nostr World
"You probably still think Nostr is just another decentralized Twitter clone that peaked in early 2025. The W3C Nostr Comm..."
— NM team
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GM ☀️☀️☀️☀️
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Relay Statistics
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Database Size 80421.94 MB
Total Events 2099691
Active Subscriptions 67
Oldest Event 01/01/1970, 12:00:01 AM
Newest Event 07/19/+564046304, 05:03:32 AM
Event_Kind_Distribution:
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Time-based Statistics:
6661 Events in the last day
28454 Events in the last week
345075 Events in the last month
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I can live with less PoW 😂
Block 958988
1 - high priority
1 - medium priority
1 - low priority
1 - no priority
1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
📰 **In this week's issue:**
🌟 The CEO Who Just Declared War on Bitcoin’s 21 Million Cap
"What happens when the most defended number in crypto gets publicly attacked by a Zcash co-founder? The community’s respo..."
— New York
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