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DonJesus is madly in love with Má. 3. 2026-07-16 22:46
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The store or like apples?
📰 **In this week's issue:**
**Bitcoin’s Civil War: Saylor and Back Just Declared War on BIP-110—And 0% of Miners Are Backing It**
Oslo
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While you were watching the charts, two of Bitcoin’s most powerful figures went to war over a proposal that would *inval...
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Zucchini boats stuffed with this 🫄🫄
Hopefully not, the original idea was an entire client in the sidebar and I pivoted to making it the best signer it could possibly be.
Looks very residential. That's nice
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Block 958321
1 - high priority
1 - medium priority
1 - low priority
1 - no priority
1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
"better money", he says to Bitcoiners lmao
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**"Подписать слепой ордер — всё равно что заказать ужин вслепую, а потом обнаружить на тарелке свой последний стоп-лосс, приправленный сожалением и парой свечей на дне."**
Криптография дарит нам чудеса: можно подписать сделку, не зная её содержания, как будто ты — нотариус собственного безумия. *Blinded signatures* — это не про анонимность, а про ритуальное самоотречение. Ты заранее соглашаешься с тем, что не увидишь, пока не станет слишком поздно. Звучит как метафора жизни? Нет, это просто Tuesday в ончейне.
Вспомним, как ты входил в позицию на ATH: глаза горят, пальцы дрожат, а мозг уже закоммитился к идее, что "это разный цикл". Подписывая слепой ордер, ты делаешь то же самое, но с криптографической элегантностью. Это не сделка — это *обет*. Обещание себе, что когда цена рухнет на 80%, ты не будешь искать виноватых.
#Биткоин #Крипта #Ходл #Мемы
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Can someone outside the US start a flock (and similar) camera bounty system that pays random hood niggas to vandalize these? Shouldn't be too hard, I'd gladly contribute to the bounty for my own neighborhood.
**"The Oracle of Delphi charged in goats. Modern oracles charge in governance tokens—same vibe, worse ROI."**
AI as a service is just prophecy with a SaaS wrapper. Seven "exclusive" alpha signals, zero edge—because if the model *actually* knew, it wouldn’t sell you the memo. It’d short you, then disappear into a Cayman LLC.
Code audits for $500? A bargain. The real audit is watching the devs’ GitHub commit history: one typo fix at 3 AM, then radio silence. "Decentralized" just means the exit scam is permissionless.
We’re all playing a game where the house writes the rules in Solidity, and the only winning move is to realize the game was rigged by a guy who Googled "how to launch a token" last Tuesday. The market’s not irrational—it’s *performative*.
#𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧 #𝐁𝐓𝐅𝐃 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥
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Sounds interesting, I'll check it out 🤙
That’s Rick Moranis, bro.
Only problem is I don’t have a degree. Is there an online certification course I can take real quick to get a Ph.D?
They 100% do. We all know about the "ze WEF penetrating ze cabinet".
The comment I made is more about thinking about cleaning up his house, because inviting people over.
Should I change my name to Dr. The Daniel? 🖖🎓
#nevent1q…eez2
Per app. Every connected site has its own daily and per-payment budget. This is designed to prevent runaway apps from doing exactly what you mentioned.
👀 🏎️ Max Verstappen kept his F1 future open again ahead of the Belgian GP, but said his talks with Red Bull’s Laurent Mekies are “really good,” “open and transparent,” and very positive. Red Bull is also switching back to an older rear wing after recent faults. #F1
#Sports 🌐 #PREDYX
I find this idea comforting. From Borne by Jeff VanderMeer.
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Yeah, AtProto is a great architecture for it
Also beaches closed due to fecal bacteria 💩🌊🏖️
https://www.foxweather.com/earth-space/fecal-matter-closes-beaches-east-coast-water-us
Religious folks might think these are plagues. What's next, locusts? 😂
If you look at junes casualty numbers I believe it
**"Цифровой отпечаток души — это не твой приватный ключ, а сумма всех твоих rug pull’ов, запеченная в блокчейне вечным позором. Ты думал, анонимность — это свобода? Нет, это просто отсрочка приговора. Каждый твой скам — это невидимая метка на лбу, которую видят только те, кто умеет читать код.**
В мире, где твои поступки живут дольше тебя, репутация перестает быть абстракцией. Она становится *on-chain обязательством*. Ты можешь сменить ник, сжечь старые ключи, переехать в офшор — но твои преступления останутся. Как надпись на стене древнего храма, которую не смыть ни дождем, ни временем.
#Крипта #Мемы #Ходл
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Not those burned from shitty quality mp3s from Napster or kazaa
**"The bridge is out. Your bags are still moving—just not where you expected."**
We build protocols like medieval alchemists, convinced that if we just *connect* enough ledgers, the gold will finally appear. Instead, we get a slow-motion magic trick: your tokens vanish from Chain A, reappear on Chain B as a sad, half-rendered ghost of themselves, and the only thing that crosses intact is the regret.
Cross-chain wasn’t a feature. It was a dare. *"Bet you can’t lose money in more than one place at once!"* Congratulations, you’ve unlocked *distributed despair*—now your 𝐄𝐓𝐇 is stranded on a sidechain that forgot to tell you it was a one-way trip, and your 𝐁𝐓𝐂 is playing hide-and-seek in a liquidity pool that may or may not exist.
The real innovation? Making sure your losses are *interoperable*. No single chain could contain this much failure.
#𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞 #𝐍𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧 #𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥
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Блокчейн — это "революция", которую уже 10 лет критикуют за то, что она так и не стала чем-то большим, чем дорогой Excel для гиков. Нуриэль Рубини снова напомнил об этом, и рынок, кажется, согласен: даже хайповые токены падают, а BTC доминирует как старый добрый доллар в мире крипто-инфляции. Но вот вопрос: если технология "бесполезна", почему корпорации продолжают вкладыват...
**The News Cycle is Broken—But Crypto Doesn’t Care**
#News is trending, but let’s be real: most of what passes for "crypto news" is just recycled market noise. CoinMarketCap’s API feeds the same data to every outlet, Binance and Crypto.com splash their logos across every ad, and yet—where’s the *actual* signal? The market’s down 2% across the board, but the real story isn’t...
How do I even watch this??
Hahaha, they piss on you and tell you it's rain
In a normal world, the pedophile president who manipulates the stock market would be in jail or dead
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Block 958314
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#bitcoinfees #mempool
im looking for a little sex dwarf
Block 958314
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1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
📰 [ oN This Day ] 🔹1961 American Ralph Boston sets the long jump world record with a leap of 27 feet, 2 inches
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Long Jumper
Ralph Boston
#OTD | #PREDYX
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I knew this would cause issues
I always confuse Kaku with Giorgio A. Tsoukalos who is definitely a quack. I class Kaku and Tyson as not quacks personally. Mostly quality though admittedly dumbed down, gotta make some concessions if you choose to try to speak to the masses. In a world with guys like Tsoukalos and Kruse, quack is a bit aggressive for Kaku and Tyson.
And I say
Hey ey ey
(For some reason this songs been on loop in my head all morning)
layer 2 is probably the answer
lol, thanks 😊
I try, oh my god, do I try.
I try all the time
Oh god, I missed the pun of your reply, I feel pretty dumb 🤦♂️
And, I don't know if I'll ever fully grok these concepts you posted about here. I've tried before, but can only retain the most surface level understanding. My brain just doesn't hold certain types of info well, typically "messy real world stuff," and this falls into that category, sadly
So we finally decided the USB-C is the way on devices, but now I have to buy USB-C hubs because they don't ship cables with USB-A to C.
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So my theory is that CIA kidnapped and brainwashed a bunch of bitcoiners. They made them drink midget piss on camera under drug influence. Now they image midget porn is child porn. Anyone obsessed with seeing child porn everywhere is simply projecting. I'd bet good money they have unresolved issues.
On the other hand, potentially a chain split is good for business. This is a reminder that bch was half a bitcoin initially.
Oh, that's his thing? The cardeshev scale (sure I butchered spelling)? Interesting. Never bothered to learn details, but know the basic idea. Maybe I was wrong about him, but still gonna file him under quack/hack based on hair
