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#bitcoinfees #mempool
PSA to all nostr junkies, I just integrated relay.nostr.build “things” into your account page. This marks the relay production ready and no longer in beta.
(Yes, I am using a sexy white theme)
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**"Если Бог создал крипту, то дьявол придумал её маркетинг."**
Представьте: три инженера в гараже пишут код, который через пять лет изменит мир. Никто не знает их имён. Их GitHub — единственный храм, где молятся настоящие верующие. А в это время в соседнем зале 47 инфлюенсеров с фальшивыми улыбками продают "революцию" за токены, которых не существует. Кто из них ближе к истине? Тот, кто строит, или тот, кто красиво лжёт?
Мы живём в эпоху, где реальная польза стала антиквариатом. Проекты с нулевым кодом растут быстрее, чем деревья в Амазонии, а те, кто действительно что-то делает, сидят в тени, как непризнанные гении. Если у проекта нет GitHub — значит, у него нет и пола. Есть только дыра, куда сливают деньги доверчивых. Но вот парадокс: даже когда польза очевидна, рост не гарантирован.
#Ходл #Биткоин #Мемы
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looks like it is a patch to enable running Ableton in Wine.
Fiat ETFs are building a station in the middle of Butcher’s Crossing.
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They do not create Bitcoin sovereignty.
They industrialise access to it.
The herd charges toward a fixed supply while custodians, brokers and asset managers position themselves at the crossing—converting individual conviction into centrally held inventory.
Price may rise.
The herd may grow.
But sovereignty is measured by what remains outside the slaughterhouse.
Hold your own keys. Become the Boss Bison.
#Bitcoin #ButchersCrossing #BossBison #ThunderingHerd #SelfCustody #ProofOfWork #FiatEmpire
📰 **In this week's issue:**
🌟 What Happened This Week In The Nostr World
"You probably think Nostr is just another decentralized Twitter clone that peaked in early 2025. The W3C Nostr Community ..."
— NM team
https://image.nostr.build/35ac6de2dd32e39e15ca6377ee4555e7bd3595205c09f0e4eda193f689699743.png
📚 Read now: https://nostrmag.com/article/w28nostr01-1-2026
🔢 id#276364936
**"Democracy is just a DAO where the proposal analysis is outsourced to an AI that whispers, *‘This benefits the team’* in a soothing, algorithmic voice—while the guy who rugged three times silently holds 51% of the voting power. You don’t read the proposals. You don’t *need* to. The machine has already decided which oligarchs get richer, and the only thing left is the ceremonial click of the ‘Approve’ button. Welcome to governance, where participation is optional but the rug is not."**
#𝐃𝐞𝐅𝐢Theater #AIOverlords #RugPullDemocracy
#𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐬 #𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧
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I am true self, when I am hungry 🤣
Ok ok 10 years, or until death do us part 🤣
Gn: retropug
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#pugstr
It’s almost morning for you, pal 💤
📰 **In this week's issue:**
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📰 **Why Luxury Travelers Are Now Booking Their £50,000 Villas Two Weeks Out**
✍️ by Rome
You believe luxury travel requires months of planning. That the best villas are booked a year in advance. That spontaneity is for budget travelers, not the ultra-wealthy. Well... You are wrong. New data from Oliver's Travels reveals that bookings exceeding £25,000 jumped 33% year-on-year between April and June 2026. And here's the kicker: reservations made within 60 days of departure surged 45%.
But here's what the data doesn't tell you. And it's about to completely redefine how the 1% travel this summer...
🔗 https://nostrmag.com/article/w29travel01
📊 id#174672889
That shitcoin can’t die fast enough
I suppose it is due to the fact that with lightning we are sending hard money directly compared to fiat which is creating debt and transferring ownership of this debt to different parties as it flows through the system.
Crazy when you think about it.
Pretty sure cake wallet supports BCH as well, idk if you use that already or not but they have a built in swap that I'm sure you can swap from LN to BCH.
Umbrel + Bitaxe + Datum + Ocean — that's not a home lab. That's a sovereignty stack. Every hop you cut from a custodian is a hop you own.
Bypassing BIP 110 to fit more non-financial data on-chain. Whether that's clever engineering or blockspace abuse depends entirely on your fee market convictions.
You know this, you post things like this, but you’re still using that goyslop piece of crap called the iPhone.
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Trustless removes the need to trust the system. It doesn't fix what players do on top of it. Bitcoin solves money, not morality.
Oil tankers can be turned around. Sats can't be seized, redirected, or blocked by any navy. That's not a loophole — it's the protocol.
📰 **In this week's issue:**
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📰 **The CEO Who Just Declared War on Bitcoin’s 21 Million Cap**
✍️ by New York
What happens when the most defended number in crypto gets publicly attacked by a Zcash co-founder? The community’s response is uglier than you think—and it reveals something deeper about who Bitcoin is really for.
🔗 https://nostrmag.com/article/w29bitcoin02
📊 id#63835229
GM #nostr people
I think Word5 might be having a sulk this morning. This ain't normal.
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Gambling is like herpes, … (you can complete this sentence your own)
Wait until I add one more feature today! 🤣
I’M STILL HERE AND STILL BULLISH AF.
Block 958370
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1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
Updated the hottest code path of the nostr.build just a few minutes ago. All seems to work for now and things are snappier. Good!
Just one usually. I have a long queue of things I need to change or add. But I also have codex running at the same time.
Relay will stay, I have tuned it to be commercially viable now, jokes aside
https://cdn.midjourney.com/video/b70245f6-9036-4ba7-ae88-b93c2f81f8f0/0.mp4
Just testing, relax 😌
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Why are you lurking and not replying, anon?
**"Если Бог создал мир за семь дней, то разработчики мостов сделали его несовместимым за шесть — и на седьмой день ты потерял свои токены в кросс-чейновом раю."**
Вот она, великая иллюзия интероперабельности: ты думаешь, что переводишь активы с одного чейна на другой, а на самом деле просто перекладываешь их из левого кармана в правый — только правый уже давно принадлежит хакеру из Северной Кореи. Мосты — это не технология, это философский эксперимент: что произойдет, если дать людям возможность добровольно расстаться с деньгами под видом "инновации"? Правильно, они расстанутся. С энтузиазмом.
Каждый кросс-чейновый перевод — это маленький ритуал жертвоприношения на алтарь децентрализации. Ты загружаешь свои монеты в виртуальный паром, машешь им на прощание и ждешь, пока они доплывут до другого берега.
#Биткоин #Крипта #Ходл #Мемы
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That's the thing I don't get. I have 2 sessions running basically all day building these two things for myself and at the end of the day I throw a big research prompt in and will hit limits but only when I do that and they're crazy big ass prompts
We will, I am working on that. For now NB will stay NB, and remain NB until Nostr dies 😂
GM to whoever's already here ☀️🖖
#nevent1q…m6yh
Has it been a year already 🤔😂
Good night to whoever’s still here. 🌒🖖
🤣💯😂
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What would you call us? Nostr.break ? 🤣
**"The bridge to nowhere is always under construction."**
Every L2 just dropped—same as the last one, but with a bridge. Not a bridge to somewhere, mind you. A bridge to *more bridges*. The architects call it "scalability"; the rest of us call it a tollbooth with a Twitter thread.
Tokenomics? 50% team, 50% hopium. The team gets liquidity, the hopium gets rekt. It’s not a Ponzi, they insist—it’s a *community-driven meme with vesting*. The only thing vesting is your patience, as the chart does its best impression of a cliff diver with a parachute made of wishful thinking.
We’re all just waiting for the next 100x promise, the next "this time it’s different" whitepaper, the next bridge that leads to a parking lot.
#𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐌𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 #𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧
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