Scoundrel on Nostr: I'm living with a roommate right now since I wanted someone to help cover my rent ...

I'm living with a roommate right now since I wanted someone to help cover my rent payments.

This afternoon I was drinking some squirt and I commented about how I loved the soda's citrussy flavor.

Then my new roommate took out his phone and started showing me all his favorite porn of the character Tangy from Animal Crossing.

I asked him "What the hell is wrong with you??? What made you think it was okay to show me porn of a Tangerine-girl? Just because I said I like the taste of citrus?"

But he defended himself "Hey! You were the one who stated it, talking all about how much you liked the flavor of citrussy!"

I think I'm going to start looking for a different roommate...