Brie on Nostr: Okay real time story time… because wow how boring is the timeline and now it’s ...
Okay real time story time… because wow how boring is the timeline and now it’s been long enough (2 weeks) that I can disclose my recent dating failure
I went out with this dude who custom built race cars and this dude crashed his $250,000+ race car into my car and it went COMPLETELY UNDERNEATH MY JEEP
He was convinced he could fit in behind my jeep in the driveway…
Which okay fine, I felt bad but like wowzzzzzz you trusted your car cam over a person with thousands of days experience parking here
BUT THEN THIS DUDE CAME OVER AGAIN AND CRASHED HIS SHIT INTO MY JEEP A WHOLE SECOND TIME
DUDE CRASHED A CAR MORE EXPENSIVE THAN A MCLAREN INTO MY SHITBOX CAR 2X
all because he trusted a car cam over my experience
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