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2026-09-10 02:05:33 CEST

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💯😂

2026-09-10 02:04:52 CEST

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💯🥲🤣

2026-09-10 02:03:18 CEST

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Me getting too deep into the “other stuff” of Nostr
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2026-09-10 02:00:14 CEST

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Thanks 🙏

2026-09-10 01:42:25 CEST

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“And other stuff” am I right? https://static.klipy.com/ii/4493325008d34b7bf8cd6813cd5c1619/91/6f/MGTt542T9rCOXp.gif

2026-09-10 00:40:25 CEST

If you use a client that supports payment targets, do you see a Monero payment target on my profile?

2026-09-09 22:56:53 CEST

I was once told by a prominent Nostr user that “Nostr will never be about content creators.” I disagreed then and I disagree now. Nostr has so much potential for creators, and despite my frustrations with it I am optimistic that it will keep getting better. Somehow all the apps and nips that make up this wacky, clanky Rube Goldberg machine of a social network work well enough that most days I can tolerate it, and some days I even enjoy it. 😂

2026-09-09 22:37:35 CEST

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😜🤣

2026-09-09 22:35:59 CEST

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Just like my memes, apparently 🤣
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2026-09-09 22:32:51 CEST

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Debatable 😂 Still reserving judgment until my experiment is done, but so far people have been more frequent and more generous with bitcoin zaps compared to Monero.
#nevent1q…juxf

2026-09-09 22:19:49 CEST

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The same cannot me said for shitty memes. I still have plenty of excuses for those 😂
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2026-09-09 19:58:41 CEST

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Lol your zap notes 😂

2026-09-09 19:49:10 CEST

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If people enjoy the content I, or anyone else, creates and posts, then yes I expect that at least some of those people will return value in some form. You clearly don’t value what I make, so why do you keep obsessing over it? Others do value it, as they regularly zap my content. This bothers you, but that’s your problem, not mine.

2026-09-09 19:45:33 CEST

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Good for you buddy.

2026-09-09 19:38:10 CEST

“Get a load of this guy, trying to find a receptive audience that enjoys his content enough to support him making more of it.”
— my haters 😂

2026-09-09 19:32:42 CEST

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Even if that’s an accurate comparison, popup books are literally content that people pay money for 😂🤷‍♂️

2026-09-09 19:31:10 CEST

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You’ve got it backwards. I appreciate sats I get when I post memes and other content. Of course I’d appreciate more sats. Who wouldn’t? If I didn’t receive any sats ever again, I’d probably eventually stop making content to post here because I value my time.

2026-09-09 19:26:20 CEST

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Or posting things like this draws out the haters and helps me identify who to ignore 🤷‍♂️😂

2026-09-09 18:48:48 CEST

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No, I have my own workflow that works well

2026-09-09 18:48:24 CEST

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2026-09-09 18:47:20 CEST

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Maybe they don’t know I actually make the memes I post 🤔 I think they know because I get the comment a lot that my memes are shitty. I don’t know why this surprises anyone 😂 Most of the things ANYONE makes are mediocre at best, and usually on some level of shitty. But that’s how you get to the occasional banger that goes viral. It’s all part of the process.

2026-09-09 18:32:32 CEST

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You think this sounds angry? 🤣

2026-09-09 18:25:23 CEST

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I assume they Trust the Experts™️

2026-09-09 18:24:27 CEST

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Definitely seems like a lose-lose situation for Blockstream 😅

2026-09-09 18:22:54 CEST

I make memes to make people laugh.
I make memes to make people think.
I make memes to summarize/express things that I think.
There are people who don’t think this equates to creating content.
GFY.

2026-09-09 18:13:16 CEST

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2026-09-09 17:34:13 CEST

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🤝🫂

2026-09-09 17:31:01 CEST

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One time I had like 2M sats in a LNtips wallet (@nprofile…jcpw ‘s telegram wallet, may it RIP). Scared the crap out of me until I transferred it out. Ive since made it a point to keep much smaller balances.

2026-09-09 16:53:06 CEST

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It all began the day you helped grandma set the clock on her VCR 😁

2026-09-09 16:48:59 CEST

When @nprofile…7cqv joined Nostr
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2026-09-09 16:02:41 CEST

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2026-09-09 15:51:51 CEST

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None of the iOS clients have it that I know of. There are a few zap features I’ve wanted since zaps began, but this one absolutely tops the list. Sad to see they haven’t been more widely implemented.

2026-09-09 15:47:46 CEST

Nostr devs trying to convince OpenSats they’re going to keep building after the grant runs out if they get approved
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2026-09-09 15:39:05 CEST

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Zap splits

2026-09-09 15:37:56 CEST

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2026-09-09 15:17:25 CEST

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My time is valuable. You can pay for an explanation
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2026-09-09 15:05:06 CEST

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Good analogy

2026-09-09 15:04:35 CEST

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It could work 😂

2026-09-09 15:03:13 CEST

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The last 2 days I’ve gotten a 5K zap each day, which I consider outliers because that’s unusual for me. If I removed those, it would be probably about the same as before I started this experiment. Yesterday was one of the more active days compared to others recently. It could be a result of this experiment, or it could just be the normal ebb and flow Nostr activity sees.

2026-09-09 14:47:46 CEST

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Day 4 update comparing Monero tips and zaps. Today I’m including number of zaps/Monero in addition to total amounts.
Shout out to whoever sent that anonymous 5K sat zap yesterday morning 👀🫂
- 9006 sats (≈$7.17 USD), 31 zaps
- 0.000501 XMR (≈25¢), 1 tip
Do Monero tips have a cool name like zaps? If they’re ever going to catch on they need a cool name than tips.
#nevent1q…fsz9

2026-09-09 05:41:27 CEST

No, I don’t think I will.
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2026-09-09 05:11:32 CEST

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Nah just friendly jabs… I think 🤣

2026-09-09 02:15:52 CEST

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🤝

2026-09-09 01:54:48 CEST

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Paid 🚀

2026-09-09 01:54:24 CEST

It never fails to amaze me how seriously some of you take my memeing. Even more seriously than I take it. 😂

2026-09-09 01:39:21 CEST

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Whatever he accepts 🤷‍♂️😂

2026-09-09 01:31:51 CEST

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And buy soap from @nprofile…ud6p 🚀
#nevent1q…hm5x

2026-09-09 00:50:25 CEST

If you find yourself with elevated blood pressure over something I’ve posted or replied to you, just know that you’ve been played and I’m laughing at you.

2026-09-09 00:48:55 CEST

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From the horse‘s mouth. Jealousy is unbecoming, sir. Tsk tsk
#nevent1q…srf4

2026-09-08 23:54:40 CEST

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Nah he’s missing a few IQ points. Selling access to memes wouldn’t work the same way it does for something like soap, which is precisely why I use a V4V approach for memes and you use a sales approach for soap.

2026-09-08 23:52:04 CEST

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You’re missing the point. If your soap sales are truly V4V then I decide what the soap was worth to me AFTER I’ve consumed it, and then I send you something of value in return. Maybe I found it worth $1, $10, $100, or maybe I found it worth dogshit. If it’s V4V as you claim, then I consume first and decide what to send you back after, if it was worth anything to me.

2026-09-08 23:32:32 CEST

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I can do this all day soap boy 😘
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2026-09-08 22:53:26 CEST

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Watch your semantics sir 😂

2026-09-08 22:48:01 CEST

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2026-09-08 22:45:12 CEST

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Challenge accepted
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2026-09-08 22:29:50 CEST

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2026-09-08 22:29:06 CEST

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🤣🤝

2026-09-08 22:25:31 CEST

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😜
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2026-09-08 22:21:31 CEST

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Busking is a great meatspace example of V4V. I saw a local coffee shop offering “pay what you want” cups of coffee. That’s another similar idea. Distinctly different from requiring payment before delivery of said product/service.

2026-09-08 22:19:44 CEST

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No, it is not. Saying “it’s semantics” would mean you and I agree on the underlying facts of the matter but are simply applying different terms. But we don’t agree. Selling a product and V4V are two different economic models each with distinct rules for how they operate.

2026-09-08 22:05:41 CEST

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I value things I buy, yes. But that’s not “V4V”. I don’t care if you agree or not. But you’re wrong 🤷‍♂️

2026-09-08 22:04:40 CEST

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That’s not what semantics means tho! 🤣 Stick to soap buddy. I’ll handle the words. 🤭

2026-09-08 21:42:44 CEST

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Why is it so hard to understand the difference between V4V and selling a product? 🤦‍♂️
#nevent1q…dp6y

2026-09-08 21:40:30 CEST

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It’s not semantics tho. You sell a product for a price, where payment is sent and product is delivered. V4V content is posted without requiring a payment, with the understanding that some people who consume it will do so without providing any value in return, but also with the expectation that some of those who do get something out of it will return something of value to you. Money is the most potent way for them to do that, but it can be other things. This doesn’t mean selling a product for a price is bad/wrong, but they’re just two distinct ways of doing business. I could try to sell memes with a paywall, or subscription, but I have stuck to V4V instead.
Clayton just has a stick up his ass because he can’t fathom people enjoying memes enough to zap them. And yet, people do. Maybe he’s jealous 🤷‍♂️

2026-09-08 20:08:56 CEST

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2026-09-08 17:58:10 CEST

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I used the Ditto web app to add it. In your profile settings, scroll to the bottom where it says “Accept donations” add one and click “save”.

2026-09-08 15:54:56 CEST

Inflation everywhere you look these days
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2026-09-08 14:13:26 CEST

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2026-09-08 14:12:15 CEST

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🫡🚀

2026-09-08 13:38:03 CEST

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I’m going to give it a couple weeks to get a good feel. Day 1 Monero tipped more. Maybe I should start including how many tips are in each total. On a per tip basis, Monero has been noticeably higher. Today’s total was only 2 Monero tips, for example, vs. 27 zaps. One zap today was 5K sats which isn’t typical. Most zaps are tiny. I think more data will give a better picture.

2026-09-08 13:30:54 CEST

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Day 3 update after adding a Monero payment target on my profile to compare with zaps:
- 7024 sats (≈$5.51)
- 0.0045249 XMR (≈$2.30)
For science ™️
#nevent1q…wpa3

2026-09-08 04:21:56 CEST

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2026-09-08 03:24:58 CEST

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Their

2026-09-08 03:23:29 CEST

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I assume waiting for Google to give them permission to use their phones.

2026-09-08 03:21:21 CEST

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One key difference (no pun intended 😂) is that you can send your bitcoin to a new key if you suspect your old one is at risk. You can’t send your identity to a new key on Nostr. So pasting it into device after device and app after app just feels like a disaster waiting to happen. I’m surprised my nsec isn’t already compromised 😂😂

2026-09-08 02:51:22 CEST

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😂😂

2026-09-08 02:42:21 CEST

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Not a fail on your part, or on Vitor’s part. But a huge fail for user experience on Nostr to have to keep pasting nsecs all over the place. This means every device I want to use must have my private key on it? Unacceptable. Again, not your fail, or Vitor’s. But it’s a shitty requirement for nostr to make of users.

2026-09-08 02:07:16 CEST

I seem to have a knack for posting things that evoke a visceral reaction from certain people. Their reactions say more about them than they realize. 😂

2026-09-08 01:33:09 CEST

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2026-09-08 01:26:11 CEST

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2026-09-07 23:32:55 CEST

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Regardless, the guy made a quick buck off everyone and then vanished like so many others.

2026-09-07 22:55:49 CEST

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That zap tho 👀🔥 It’s an interesting time for sure. Lightning is probably my favorite thing about bitcoin. For me it’s what allows Bitcoin to be fun to use.

2026-09-07 22:47:45 CEST

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2026-09-07 22:29:04 CEST

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👀🙏

2026-09-07 18:35:09 CEST

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😭
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2026-09-07 18:33:19 CEST

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Yea could be 🥲😂 I’m wondering what exactly happened. It was still in my settings when I logged back into Ditto. I deleted that one and created a new one and rebroadcasted it just to be sure.

2026-09-07 18:22:41 CEST

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Why tf did I ever unmute you…

2026-09-07 18:22:02 CEST

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Hahaha that’s incredible 🤣

2026-09-07 18:21:22 CEST

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Can you check if you see it now when you have a moment? I just did it again with Ditto. Couldn’t login to Amethyst or Dark Wisp without putting my nsec in that phone so if this doesn’t work I’ll just forego it altogether probably lol

2026-09-07 18:19:26 CEST

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Oof 😅

2026-09-07 18:16:59 CEST

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Not BTC, but LBTC (Liquid), and then redeemed that Liquid for BTC that was locked up in the Liquid network.

2026-09-07 18:09:10 CEST

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2026-09-07 17:57:11 CEST

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@nprofile…s7z0 you were off by 5% 😂

2026-09-07 17:56:09 CEST

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2026-09-07 17:43:27 CEST

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It’s not like your screwdriver example at all. It’s like saying I already have my nostr private key in my iOS device and I don’t want to paste it anywhere else on any device, Android, desktop, or otherwise. I want the signer app that I have a use on my primary device to be able to sign into any app on any device. You’re obviously intelligent enough to understand this but you play dumb and throw a hissy fit any time someone doesn’t agree with you.

2026-09-07 16:42:35 CEST

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Maybe but you are the spammiest motherfucker on here always replying to everything with that link. I would never trust anything you promote based on that alone.

2026-09-07 16:39:56 CEST

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Most Nostr devs period “don't put themselves into the shoes of ordinary users who don't want to deal with this shit.”
#nevent1q…t84r

2026-09-07 16:38:09 CEST

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Moving goalposts so you feel correct is so sad.

2026-09-07 16:25:09 CEST

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Defeats the purpose of having a signer if I have to paste my nsec into multiple signers on multiple platforms.

2026-09-07 16:21:46 CEST

Nostr works great (relatively speaking) as long as you’re willing to paste your non-rotatable private key into literally everything you want to use. 😂