Leviticus Mathew

Dad. Husband. Sinner. Christian. Pleb. Retard.

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2026-08-07 15:24:12 CEST

Like, you don't use dark mode?
What kind of psychological disorders have you been diagnosed with?
What do you mean, you called me when this should have been a text?
What could I have done to deserve this disrespect? Gfy man.
You don't return the cart to the corral?
Enjoy hell, you demon. We can't be friends here anymore.

2026-08-07 04:54:20 CEST

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I have a cold storage setup that used 256 bits (cause I never bought coinkite anything) but now I'm gonna have to check cake and make sure it did too, instead of just 128bits.

2026-08-07 04:32:24 CEST

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Wait. If my seeds weren't generated on a cc am I ransackable?
Wtf am I supposed to be doing to protect my corn?

2026-08-07 03:56:09 CEST

Squat-curl-press.
#31days
https://blossom.primal.net/58009bf3fa4b484e46fa0b2a7bf25e44517f7420a32e3c2d87d83c6641b37488.jpg

2026-08-07 03:51:08 CEST

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No coinkite anything over here.
SATs are safu.

2026-08-07 03:39:24 CEST

I wouldn't even ask those bastards for forgiveness. Dafuq I need permission for?
#nevent1q…7s5g

2026-08-07 03:36:58 CEST

There are a lot of people I interact with somewhat regularly on here, and I forget that some of them don't even follow me, yet there are others that I don't follow.
The extended feed is great but I need to remember to follow people more even though ollower count doesn't mean shit.
It really is just about the friends you make along the way.
May God bless you, you wonderful nostriches.

2026-08-07 03:25:06 CEST

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Bro, did you get robbed from a cold card seed?!

2026-08-07 00:33:58 CEST

I've checked my cold storage more in the past week than I have in the past 12 months. I truly feel terrible for those were robbed. Very blessed that I was too poor to buy an overpriced signer.

2026-08-06 23:40:13 CEST

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Strike will lead exchanges, because it's already lightning.
Hot wallets like Cake will do well as an established non-exchange self custody hot wallet.
Cold storage will remain for us, as normies won't care, because normies don't care.

2026-08-06 04:53:03 CEST

https://blossom.primal.net/61e2c0d50c8a971206d1422bcda1669c973db656c029d302554162ea34d32534.jpg

2026-08-06 04:32:03 CEST

Inverse Cramer is the only remaining signal amidst the noise of legacy media.
https://blossom.primal.net/93fc29f4ea86731bd90d1bf82342c296268577dcee78c7192f802637af00facf.jpg

2026-08-06 03:54:54 CEST

Squat-curl-press.
#31 days

2026-08-06 03:38:54 CEST

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My wife said , "They are men, or soft fucks."
She hates pussies. Lol

2026-08-06 03:35:58 CEST

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Lmao girl I wouldn't make it through one chapter of those books.

2026-08-06 03:21:00 CEST

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They priced their items to filter out a lot the povos with small stacks. Most of the people spending that kind of cash on hardware have more than just a few grand in BTC.
That way they raked in bigger stacks when they engaged their retirement attack.

2026-08-06 03:17:47 CEST

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@nprofile…kxcg

2026-08-05 13:29:53 CEST

"Runs."

2026-08-05 02:31:17 CEST

I'm getting old so I don't do much trolling anymore but sometimes it's nice to drop a molten take of support on an already contentious nextdoor post and just watch the progs lose their minds. My favorite is when they rapid fire comments getting angry I don't come back and engage.

2026-08-05 02:25:05 CEST

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"runs"

2026-08-05 02:22:02 CEST

Nostr only is the best 'cause I know none of you are gonna ask me to use my truck or slip a disk for some pizza and beer.

2026-08-05 01:53:04 CEST

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I trained my kids to keep lookout. They yell "road pirates!" When they see one.
Also I rarely drink alcohol and never drink and drive so I just avoid the interaction entirely.

2026-08-05 01:05:31 CEST

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Super el niño year should mean fewer gulf hurricanes.

2026-08-05 01:03:53 CEST

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"red team" is giving sus vibes tbh.
Too many in this space trade those white hats for black after a time.

2026-08-05 01:02:35 CEST

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Correct. No state tax but some municipalities have wild property tax rates. Our sales tax is 8.25% The deregulated electricity is a big win though.

2026-08-04 22:36:14 CEST

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Do it anyway.

2026-08-04 22:34:43 CEST

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Min wage here in Texas is $7.50. Lol

2026-08-04 16:19:02 CEST

I misplaced my Arkfeld pro in the field at 1 of 4 job sites yesterday. Didn't realize it til I was home and spent 90 minutes mentally retracing the dozens of places it could be, before ordering a newer, upgraded light because it's absolutely vital kit for me. Woke up around 1am and my brain told me exactly where it was. I went back this morning and grabbed it. The human brain is fucking crazy, man.
https://blossom.primal.net/f5444fad228bf2309292911104a01a98e702cb746b80c7e69359f3302d9c7999.jpg

2026-08-04 05:07:46 CEST

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Yeah it didn't work. The battery is shot. But it still works when plugged in and that's fine.

2026-08-04 04:29:54 CEST

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I've never loved my old ass, non-charging-battery-having ledger nano more than this week.

2026-08-03 23:17:58 CEST

The patio cover is finally finished. Now the Mrs. will furnish it and in 2 months when the hot winds of hell recede, I'll get to enjoy it.
https://blossom.primal.net/88d116d14966ce9f29fcbeb14676675fa363712034b48e2e1c67baf3107dbc07.jpg

2026-08-03 21:06:00 CEST

I'll be going as Dale for Halloween this year.
https://blossom.primal.net/b30ce4cf8caff330421445a9c5e6e52df32c599fd0630a652cbbb3dc16bbc56e.jpg

2026-08-03 21:02:51 CEST

Still just chilling above $60k.
I still believe.
https://blossom.primal.net/fc89cbff1a2bf270002e3f25a6190e50640d82cf5cd35897efd87b7a6b52fed2.jpg
#nevent1q…pqtp

2026-08-03 18:19:21 CEST

"Privacy is the new luxury good." Tim Dillon.
He nailed it with that one.

2026-08-03 15:22:43 CEST

Prayers don't work like wishes.
God doesn't grant outcomes, he provides opportunities.
Make the most of yours today.
Stay Blessed y'all.

2026-08-03 05:42:53 CEST

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2026-08-03 05:15:23 CEST

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The duality of a noshole.

2026-08-03 03:33:26 CEST

I'm not educated enough to make a statement but I will anyway.
I feel like this is some insider shit. Someone there knew and is part of this.
#nevent1q…6cjw

2026-08-03 03:26:58 CEST

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Gtfoh with this shit

2026-08-03 03:25:41 CEST

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Didn't he literally tell people to not roll dice?

2026-08-03 02:03:05 CEST

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It's a numbers game. I've been told "it's too soon bro" on like 2 other posts.
Talk yo shit, girl.

2026-08-03 00:38:02 CEST

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2026-08-03 00:37:32 CEST

This attack might have been bankrolled by Big Dice.
Sales goin through the roof this weekend.
#nevent1q…2z4h

2026-08-02 18:17:05 CEST

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Pretty sure cake wallet is even better than a CC

2026-08-02 18:14:00 CEST

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I never did the backup revovery thing so I'm fine with my ledger. My words are safu

2026-08-02 02:45:31 CEST

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I told my wife "I could eat a peach for hours" when we first started dating. It took her months to take the connection.

2026-08-02 01:27:34 CEST

One of life's greatest pleasures is a perfectly ripe, juicy, yellow peach.

2026-08-02 00:43:18 CEST

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what if they were hypothetically... Say... Thoroughly washed?

2026-08-02 00:37:33 CEST

Can we write off these thefts as a loss on taxes?

2026-08-01 20:39:50 CEST

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Wisp polls seem fine to me.

2026-08-01 16:19:56 CEST

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I feel bad for the people. But I have mad disrespect for a company that should have fixed this issue years ago and did nothing.

2026-08-01 15:55:35 CEST

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My broke ass put more into SATs than the hardware and now I'm better off for it.

2026-08-01 15:47:34 CEST

This cold front is actually stronger than your Coldcard.
HA.
#nevent1q…wsvn

2026-08-01 15:44:58 CEST

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Lol ok

2026-08-01 15:42:55 CEST

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But the seed wasn't their problem. Phishing attacks and other stuff is secondary. The ledger itself didn't cause them to lose a stack.

2026-08-01 15:39:46 CEST

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That's an exchange. Not a hardware wallet.

2026-08-01 15:20:23 CEST

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Oh, I live for a 55° morning low with a high of 70 but Texas summers dgaf

2026-08-01 15:10:51 CEST

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Is there one that blocks weather app ads? I use brave browser so I never see ads when surfing.

2026-08-01 15:05:45 CEST

Cold front this weekend.
https://blossom.primal.net/c798496883e39927dfc96e5375ea6750c8daf4fe50e072c5386b8f301228a13f.jpg

2026-07-31 22:47:14 CEST

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Hopefully no one but if they don't TRY to salvage their rep with more than just an apology, I would assume they're grifters from the start.

2026-07-31 20:45:51 CEST

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Nope. I never bought one. But plenty will.

2026-07-31 20:42:31 CEST

If they don't give new *secure* coldcards to people that lost their stacks, they should be blacklisted. You don't get to JUST make a post saying you're devastated then charge those people more money for a new device. #dotherightthing

2026-07-31 19:58:17 CEST

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https://blossom.primal.net/631c66fc5be11444a38d73aac04be51dec0ddf222db322c10953dcc8a2fe97f5.mp4

2026-07-31 03:12:47 CEST

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Lol not even a full acre in the middle of a concrete jungle.

2026-07-31 02:29:50 CEST

Doing a squat-curl-press set in super slow-mo is way more intense than normal speed.
I'm getting an early start to the August #31days.

2026-07-31 01:48:51 CEST

All I want is 40 acres with a creek, some cows and a few sheep.

2026-07-31 01:45:02 CEST

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Not mine. I never bought a cold card cause I'm po. Lmao.
But your point stands. It's yet ANOTHER negative story for the haters to trot around.

2026-07-31 01:30:03 CEST

Ledger being safer than a ColdCard wasn't on my bingo card this year.

2026-07-29 19:23:34 CEST

Had "brunch" with a good friend today. I'm realizing 3 of my 4 closest friends are all 30+ years older than me with #4 being 17 years my senior. I enjoy their wisdom immensely, but if I fuck up and turn my sons against me as they enter adulthood, it won't be long before I have zero bros left living in my circle. Might take my boys for ice cream tonight.

2026-07-29 14:19:18 CEST

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She knows the drill. Lol

2026-07-29 14:17:40 CEST

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I, too, snoozed my alarm once today. Barbara wasn't happy about that, so she came up and grumbled right in my face. She knows when it's time to make coffee and bacon, cause she always gets a piece.

2026-07-28 21:04:02 CEST

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Nah. Ppl are dumb. I can't afford to turn people away by exposing their stupidity when they misinterpret the "fee"

2026-07-28 19:14:13 CEST

Another dude laughed at me when I mentioned my largest discount applied only to Bitcoin payments. Then he realized I was dead serious and he started asking why I accept it after he admitted he doesn't know anything about it.
I think this guy might actually take my advice and start learning.

2026-07-28 16:42:50 CEST

Fuckin relays....

2026-07-27 01:42:26 CEST

"They hide things in books, where nobody looks."

2026-07-26 21:15:33 CEST

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covered in salted sweet cream, and salt. Delicious.

2026-07-26 21:02:17 CEST

@nprofile…3trl this one for you.
https://blossom.primal.net/bfbb3392f90b7b3257c4f7250e4eb3eb32e646a6bf601d6ebbb21d433aa7be3f.jpg

2026-07-25 23:07:44 CEST

"Beware the men who just want to be left alone."

2026-07-25 20:21:33 CEST

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I gave up trying to educate the incurious. Noone ever asks the right questions because the propaganda worked. I have no tips. Lol

2026-07-25 20:15:28 CEST

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Is there a bank run?

2026-07-25 20:13:38 CEST

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Anarchy is dangerous freedom. People don't want to take responsibility for themselves and are therefore afraid of true freedom.

2026-07-25 18:04:31 CEST

Brought the kids to a "collectibles show" and there's a family biz selling breakfast tacos outside the dad is making on a Blackstone. They're amazing. It's 51% of the reason we are here again. This week they have brownies too and now this little canopy tent stand is my wife's favorite restaurant.

2026-07-25 05:49:00 CEST

If I've ever liked one of your notes, just know it was an accident. I either zap it or keep scrolling.

2026-07-25 05:46:49 CEST

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It was busy at kids league after Brave came out.

2026-07-25 03:57:50 CEST

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Leverage

2026-07-25 03:43:38 CEST

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You ever seen the firebox stove guys videos?

2026-07-25 03:41:22 CEST

Anybody seen Joe Biden out of doors or heard him speak in the last year?

2026-07-25 03:30:51 CEST

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Fredricksburg?

2026-07-25 02:08:00 CEST

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Ok, maybe not a pure heart. But I try. Lol

2026-07-25 02:06:38 CEST

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I have those. I just also have an affinity for colorful language.

2026-07-24 14:17:57 CEST

Gee Em nostr.
May your day be productive, your paycheck be fat, your A/C stay cold and your zaps flow freely.
Stay Blessed on this Friday, y'all.

2026-07-24 14:14:22 CEST

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Shame.
We still need SMRs everywhere though.

2026-07-24 05:47:07 CEST

I joined the Bitcoin Mining Party
#129
2222 TH/s
+222 TH/s boost
Leviticus
Sat, Jul 25th 9a
We're taking a shot at the next block.
blockparty.rigly.io

2026-07-24 05:32:40 CEST

My favorite citizen of Pawnee.
#parksandrec
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2026-07-24 05:14:25 CEST

https://blossom.primal.net/c7dc0e6a14fdcc7f60bb1f2323da0a8d963ca7a2c3b2705ece335ec9a6ccb0c3.jpg

2026-07-24 03:02:56 CEST

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Sorry man.

2026-07-24 03:02:08 CEST

I usually wear one of my "END THE FED" hats, but sometimes I switch it up.
#realhumancontent
https://blossom.primal.net/68f0baa042d918e285bfffcf42083bc32eda86a455d879229914abfd699fa3c8.jpg

2026-07-24 02:41:12 CEST

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No Shiner? No thanks.
That's mostly just faggy juice.

2026-07-24 02:37:26 CEST

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I use dark wisp on android.
https://blossom.primal.net/b3cf35a86994d543dd9814d8078ce34a07f837237dcff8e6d849f95eade1d54b.png

2026-07-24 02:32:32 CEST

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I've been called a LOT of things but I don't think pretentious has ever been one of them.