LeviticusMathew
Leviticus Mathew

TRIGGER WARNING- SENSITIVE NPUBS NEED NOT FOLLOW! Dad. Husband. Sinner. Christian. Pleb. Retard.

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Last Notes

2026-03-09 12:46:39 CET

GM nostr. I hope you're handling the time change better than my wife.
"This shit is fucking retarded. Just let time be time."
Stay blessed y'all.

2026-03-06 21:37:25 CET

Less than 3 months left before summer.
Are you gonna be healthier and more fit?
Are you gonna be heavier and sweatier?
You can just do a few squats at the top of every hour.
You can just do a few push ups at the bottom of every hour.
You can just improve yourself.
Or not. You have free will, you can just GFY.
Stay Blessed, y'all.

2026-03-06 16:45:59 CET

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I have very few heroes but he is one.

2026-03-06 16:32:08 CET

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That would be super cool! But I personally think it would be even cooler if one of my bitaxe gammas hits a solo block with CK pool right before or after parasite mines one.

2026-03-06 14:55:55 CET

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Yeah. Cause cramer is the guy to listen to....

2026-03-06 14:52:17 CET

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Lol Im a retard. I'll admit it.

2026-03-06 13:34:42 CET

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XRP was what fucked me up. Bought tens of thousands in 2017 under 15 cents. I was new to "investing." Had almost $200k at Xmas that year. Thought I was gonna be a millionaire. Held for way too long and round tripped it cause I didn't understand cycles. Then the SEC got involved. I wish some of the books available today were out back then. I would have multiple whole coins right now, and be fishing everyday instead of working.
BTC or gfy.

2026-03-06 13:26:24 CET

Do you listen to audiobooks? I feel like giving away an audible credit. Show me your library and tell me what you wanna listen to. I might just send it to you.
https://blossom.primal.net/5f5f1326b4350986fd6c046a95104fe8a0c747944f079d2f4a6b6abdd94e09ff.mp4

2026-03-06 04:47:33 CET

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I shared a spoon with my 12 year old, and his face lit up. "Holy moly that tastes so good!" Excellence in a jar. We thank you!

2026-03-06 04:33:20 CET

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I started on @primal and was getting zaps in less than 10 minutes. Learned about NWC and switched to @nprofile…fhc5 in less than 2.
It's not hard. Normies are just retarded.

2026-03-06 03:21:11 CET

I am grateful to many of you Npubs for your notes.
There is so much information, nuance, joy, humor, and positivity that you all share here that is not gonna be found on x or Facebook. We are the algo so reposts lead you from one great person to discovering another, instead of endless brain rot.
I wish you all well, and pray for your growth and success.
Stay blessed, y'all.

2026-03-06 02:58:58 CET

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Potatoes would be fun.
Just hoping no one sends me these. https://dicksbymail.com/collections/pranks-glitter/products/spring-loaded-dick-bomb

2026-03-06 01:10:34 CET

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I feel like a CARLA x @nprofile…5azy podcast would be pretty wild.

2026-03-06 00:40:17 CET

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Bad bot. Gfy

2026-03-05 15:39:05 CET

Take a break from politics and war and doom.
Listen to this episode of my favorite podcast.
Learn about nature. Become one with nature.
https://open.spotify.com/episode/0b8Si5te3muDr9Z2dtTRjl?si=-eYBUc7-RfeWBerYKVKezw&context=spotify%3Ashow%3A4WkDOrAK3uASgK2PRF7j9M
https://blossom.primal.net/46556ae6afbf5539d251efb178112cdba0d697c632fc98c557d7ac654aab0bee.jpg

2026-03-05 15:20:21 CET

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https://primal.net/e/nevent1qqsypqptd47fd3nunmcthv64z54ac4zzz87cwqnpwlvcyt8453z0tcsrwqu4q

2026-03-05 15:18:31 CET

The biggest problem in 2026 is that millennials are now in charge of creating the propaganda. If I were a normie I would totally fall for it 100% cause honestly, a lot of it is pretty dope.
But it's still BS propaganda.
Fuck the governments.

2026-03-05 15:04:14 CET

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More and more, @nprofile…8sjr is catching up to Thomas Massie, and the great Dr. Ron Paul on my list of greatest living Americans.
#nevent1q…j8s6

2026-03-05 03:05:24 CET

https://blossom.primal.net/6b9c69f383340da8248d5963bed049385d8c7c7af4978c972660d39d099bce87.mp4

2026-03-05 02:40:28 CET

Are they gonna start printing a new set of cards featuring Trump?
I remember getting a box of em when I was in kindergarten.
https://blossom.primal.net/477165a18e34f9d3f22682f9bcde3babf84f30f5966b4c11b61711ab336f8428.png

2026-03-05 01:09:19 CET

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https://blossom.primal.net/2a4e753cf49c75571c3c62d180d935f8cfff170d0e01824bf3b1a7aafd25c1e5.jpg

2026-03-04 17:47:52 CET

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My truck is my office. Can't imagine a family thriving in this part of Texas without a couple vehicles. Lol

2026-03-04 15:18:12 CET

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My sons know they can be anything they wanna be, and I'll always love them, with 3 exceptions. A communist, a keynesian, or a tranny.
https://blossom.primal.net/ba443ea710db713d85ae2930874960686ec8383683e1f995221132f2f9aee1d2.png

2026-03-04 14:42:54 CET

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https://blossom.primal.net/4a3c41820b6210bda700c75c0e957dfc4cfeeb55d666481ca8fa7196fdef2e97.jpg

2026-03-04 14:29:08 CET

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WoS (self custody mode) is just so easy to setup, I want them to be able to easily orange pill their friends too.

2026-03-04 14:27:54 CET

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They have a self custody mode. That's what we do. My kids have their seed phrases in their safes, (I have backups for them also but wanted them to understand the process)
It's so simple, they can show their friends and get THEM on lightning within a passing period.

2026-03-04 14:18:44 CET

Have your kids download Wallet of Satoshi and send them some SATs. If their "allowance" starts on a Bitcoin standard, they'll understand money better than most adults in no time. Flintsones vitamins and orange pills every single day.

2026-03-04 04:08:19 CET

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RDR2

2026-03-04 04:04:03 CET

Lord, please bless the miners on the night shift. Bring a block to the plebs, peace to those suffering and justice to those doing evil.
https://blossom.primal.net/9f8b1ca1e5d016c60eb07ccdc74eca6af5c75d43335dcd85e6075383806d7b25.jpg

2026-03-01 03:25:12 CET

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Good. Cause that's all I have.

2026-03-01 03:08:12 CET

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I wear an end the Fed hat everyday. But I hold no fed stocks. I like to stay USD cuckbuck broke too, with my cold storage stack NGU.

2026-03-01 02:58:25 CET

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Actually that's not true either. I bought some silver and goldbacks since then. But I'm not unhappy with those purchases.

2026-03-01 02:57:31 CET

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I haven't owned stocks since 2021 only SATs

2026-03-01 02:51:34 CET

Chicks on nostr are not like most chicks on other social media.
I'll not be elaborating. I said what I said.

2026-03-01 01:01:23 CET

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Any particular brand/country/region of origin?
I know Costco sells some variety em. Lol

2026-03-01 00:47:46 CET

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What kind of dates are these? Larger and smaller?

2026-02-28 23:34:31 CET

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Oh my stack is small.
I was late after being detoured through the shitcoin shantytown.
But they do say, slowly until suddenly....

2026-02-28 21:49:19 CET

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Gotta be like 75 digits. Like the us debt in 45 years.

2026-02-28 21:25:48 CET

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Either/both?

2026-02-28 21:23:20 CET

Idgaf how many SATs you have.
I wanna know how many seed phrases you have.

2026-02-28 20:16:41 CET

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It's never happened in my 38 years...

2026-02-28 15:03:20 CET

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Can I have a president that kisses the Liberty Bell, and prays over the constitution instead?
#nevent1q…kael

2026-02-28 14:37:13 CET

GM to all the Bitcoiners for peace.
GFY to everyone else.

2026-02-28 05:01:35 CET

My wife is a fucking nerd. She's started watching farscape. At least she's not a progressive. #JCBP
GN Nostr.

2026-02-28 03:54:44 CET

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Interesting. But irrelevant?
Bitcoin just keeps going regardless.

2026-02-28 03:31:53 CET

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@nprofile…aa49 and @nprofile…rrjy drink coffee I believe

2026-02-28 03:25:33 CET

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Can confirm. I didn't think Hodlbutter got better with anything but a spoon. Fortunately, I was wrong and Oshi was correct. Homie, you gotta start offering the date pack add-on permanently. As my 10 year old would say - "THIS IS PEAK!"
#nevent1q…3vxn
https://blossom.primal.net/5d4fb24942418ed1177fb74a32316887798c5de98ce86feda2e47785c0bada59.jpg

2026-02-28 03:08:26 CET

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Just walking around the desert with all that privilege....

2026-02-28 02:53:31 CET

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There will yet be another shipment for you to toss in an extra. Lol

2026-02-28 02:33:04 CET

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Damn that looks great!

2026-02-28 02:24:56 CET

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Gas pumps and disc golf course baskets.

2026-02-28 02:24:01 CET

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I didn't get a sticker this time! Maybe I'll get 2 when I send all 5 jars for a refill.

2026-02-28 02:21:24 CET

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Dates in this one. Lol

2026-02-28 01:51:56 CET

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Oh they're chilling.

2026-02-28 01:38:57 CET

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That's looks amazing but I don't think it qualifies as a grilled cheese....
That's some gourmet shit right there.

2026-02-28 01:22:47 CET

1111 SATs to the first npub that can show me they have more of the handwritten notes from @nprofile…gsrt than I do. Loving the new label!
#checkinthebox #worththesats
https://blossom.primal.net/2852cbc92746927d2091de941b3330a3e754e95c47fc3a1a8d7e993b4c72f25b.mp4

2026-02-27 23:58:36 CET

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I'm low-key excited to see/have a new label. They look dope AF.

2026-02-27 23:57:55 CET

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When I empty the new one, I'll send em all back.

2026-02-27 23:24:08 CET

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https://blossom.primal.net/b194cd5ef849c9f6c934afb5eed6adfca682f7a7e0ecfa19423019e75c1a4d86.jpg

2026-02-27 23:23:16 CET

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https://blossom.primal.net/b194cd5ef849c9f6c934afb5eed6adfca682f7a7e0ecfa19423019e75c1a4d86.jpg

2026-02-27 23:14:27 CET

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I am a jar man.
Send em to @nprofile…gsrt and he'll fill em with delicious and nutritious Hodlbutter.

2026-02-27 23:12:21 CET

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Stack SATs everyday.

2026-02-27 20:48:04 CET

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I had a single pack of pokemon cards in 4th grade. (1996?) Gave them all away before 5th grade.
Never interested in cards again until lately. Some of those Currency trading cards have neat art and a chance to pull a Bitcoin redemption card.

2026-02-27 20:45:52 CET

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So that my kids will have a meaningful inheritance.

2026-02-27 18:44:41 CET

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Not trivia, just the normal podcast.

2026-02-27 18:19:15 CET

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https://blossom.primal.net/e9e4639f1ee934aac3b478d45328057c617766c68c6afe6f2fabd66423e2a586.gif

2026-02-27 17:42:40 CET

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@nprofile…gsrt needs to do an episode

2026-02-27 17:35:18 CET

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It might have arrived after I filmed that. I'll be back over that way tomorrow to check again.

2026-02-27 16:50:06 CET

Checkin' the box.
https://blossom.primal.net/c4b1215d2488ccf9089b56952931fb2641459f0589cf3b53b29a877c9eaad0c8.mp4

2026-02-27 14:58:55 CET

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I get it. I have sons, so my mind slipped mid post. Lol

2026-02-27 14:52:03 CET

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Semantic errors aside, butch women and trannies from ftm aren't the problem. Now, raising a sissy the other way means someone fucked up.

2026-02-27 14:39:14 CET

Shitty dads are responsible for all our problems.
Shitty dads take many forms, either by action or absence.
Be there for your kids. Discipline your kids. Love your kids.
Raise them to be men you would respect. It's your duty.

2026-02-27 14:07:47 CET

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Most of what people here refer to as "cringe" isn't.
That word makes me think of Scotts tots. That episode was cringe. Nostr has lots of artists and retards but I don't see a lot of cringey stuff.

2026-02-27 01:40:21 CET

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Agreed
https://blossom.primal.net/64543f0ede0b85d4a79264f0891770431bf43be5fb74a5eae6e82a3d74a292b8.jpg

2026-02-27 00:58:22 CET

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Degens gonna degen.

2026-02-27 00:54:35 CET

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I'm done buying hash power.
https://blossom.primal.net/91167da82f5853be2bb3f85e72678cfcf42d2dc5db3d9e1a0bf2d978f4730272.png

2026-02-26 23:17:36 CET

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Where can I send my kids to play it?

2026-02-26 22:50:37 CET

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I fucking KNEW IT!
https://blossom.primal.net/b15e2c9e52363cacea78660c614e46a1504b67babac9fe5c2e3f70e014ac5853.gif

2026-02-26 22:23:12 CET

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Ok degens, go buy some cheap hash power. Low entry barrier here since you already have lightning SATs.
#nevent1q…t9hw

2026-02-26 20:57:53 CET

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I'll buy some hash.
Is there a team code I should enter?

2026-02-26 18:05:05 CET

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Miningrigrentals.com

2026-02-26 17:59:52 CET

After getting ripped of with my bacon today, I feel like the universe needs to balance out.
You can just rent hashrate for lottery mining.
https://blossom.primal.net/343e5cbada1dc930bdcc7ff032f82e3343bbbf37473ca6ab3021e7fd3626624c.png

2026-02-26 17:16:35 CET

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Hard disagree. In Texas it's Texan>American>everyone else.
I've been here 24 years and if you stay outta dallas and Austin, (away from the California transplants,
It's pretty much that way.

2026-02-26 16:38:14 CET

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I hate that color/ethnicity is the distinction instead of pro America Americans vs pro Israel/palestine/Ukraine/Somalia Americans.
I support AMERICANS that support AMERICANS.

2026-02-26 16:29:01 CET

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https://blossom.primal.net/79279821d8c3683a4775fb025766176673df01dba42b5d570567556ed327bd0d.gif

2026-02-26 16:20:41 CET

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Holup. I can use my old topochico bottles and vegetable oil for molotovs? 50/50 corn oil and gasoline?

2026-02-26 15:36:38 CET

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Aw man. Why you gotta do Frankie like that.

2026-02-26 14:22:14 CET

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AWFL.
AFFLUENT. WHITE. FEMALE. LIBERALS.

2026-02-26 13:30:11 CET

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I'm the guy that always looks at each slab in the pack before I decide on one too. They got me. I'm gonna try the hickory bacon from Sam's this week and I may not come back.

2026-02-26 13:28:07 CET

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Replace that sugar with protein (preferably red meat) and carry some weights (a weighted vest) on your walks. You'll be making gains like crazy over another 3 weeks.
But most importantly, don't relapse

2026-02-26 13:21:12 CET

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I'm not gonna let it ruin my day but I was PISSED when I pulled that slice off. Here's to hoping that's the worst thing that happens to me the rest of the week.

2026-02-26 12:49:21 CET

Look at this deceptive bullshit! They covered this pathetic slab of bacon with a single great slice to hide how bad the whole pack was. Kirkland signature is getting an email from me. This isn't the first time I've seen it but this slab is TERRIBLE.
https://blossom.primal.net/d37ac4c4ec63afa9db09fd4c5e8ae7bdea7f475caf723d3795e3cf1a470a721f.jpg

2026-02-26 04:49:36 CET

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For some reason, your wallet is the only one I ever have problems zapping. Been using @nprofile…fhc5 for months mostly without issue, but it always fails to zap the goats these days.

2026-02-26 04:36:00 CET

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Am I doing this right?
https://blossom.primal.net/21bf90e4460b65e3d42742bc8c45de8e5baed54ae3d4da9308512cf825f36f97.png

2026-02-26 04:24:34 CET

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He's obviously referring to how Dems say blacks can't get id to vote because they don't have internet and can't find the DMV.
Many many many clips of them saying these things because so many of them actually believe black people are so tragic.

2026-02-26 04:18:26 CET

Does anyone remember that old comedy central show "I'm with Busey?" That dude was the best kind of crazy.

2026-02-26 04:04:25 CET

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The squirrell or @nprofile…2af4 ?

2026-02-26 03:46:52 CET

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One of us! One of us!

2026-02-26 03:43:39 CET

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Fuck that. I want black Americans to start stacking HARD now and make the rich ELITE white assholes pay WAAAAAAAY more for their Bitcoin.
But I'm one of those older millennial white people that grew up thinking what MLKjr said made sense, so I'm both too young for classic racism and too old for modern racism.

2026-02-26 02:28:46 CET

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No. Anyone can say the words on the script. Only Steve Carrell as Michael Scott can deliver that performance.