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life is amazing! enjoy it with frens and fam. #pow #plebdad

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2026-07-31 23:38:50 UTC

Holy shit I don't get my obsession with deleting my "Other Stuff" ...
So I'm using du to check huge directories, and files.
So rust target folders keep showing up. So I'm thinking I've built it so I can move the executable in question and delete target
Well well well .... I took out the data folder that was inside of target because it does ./data (from where it's ran)
So that being said time to see how many git repos I can get back.
Thank goodness I just switched some in my gitea to mirror grasp /s
:wisp_master: :wisp_sad:
#ngitgrasp #AndPfftYouWasGone

2026-07-31 22:54:26 UTC

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https://mempool.space/tx/3081c6c503411c4138799755597661c1d5919b42f66f702ee11e4f7431a1082f?mode=details

2026-07-31 21:58:38 UTC

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Yeah until someone weights the dice down the production line.
Carve your own! 😂🫠

2026-07-31 18:49:06 UTC

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"There are 8x10⁶⁷ ways to order a deck of cards ($52!$). A properly shuffled deck is almost certainly unique in the history of the universe—likely never seen before, and never to be seen again."

2026-07-31 18:26:13 UTC

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I forgot I emptied a year ago anyways 😂

2026-07-31 17:10:52 UTC

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*use this protocol

2026-07-31 17:10:34 UTC

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There's always tension. Every time I open this app it's two devs goin at it.

2026-07-31 17:08:05 UTC

#mk4 still safe?!
#coldcard

2026-07-31 15:36:19 UTC

Can't even use my car as collateral for a loan. It's got a lien 😂
#nevent1q…mehl

2026-07-31 15:33:32 UTC

"Can I bum a smoke"
😂😂😂
#nevent1q…kn0k

2026-07-31 12:52:53 UTC

Lol all that effort and $34 short for rent.
Guess it's a no food kinda week.
And Internet. And insurance. And car payment. And phone. And a ticket for failed inspection on a car I no longer own.
I ... Yeah what ever. Fuck it.

2026-07-30 21:28:44 UTC

I pushed an update to #SaintStream not realizing I introduced a bug... it would straight up ignore your media player preference and use any media notification.
Only realized when YouTube videos started showing up in feed. 🥴💀

2026-07-30 17:17:36 UTC

I'm running on fumes 😩

2026-07-30 11:51:03 UTC

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Gm!! 🫂💜

2026-07-30 01:35:28 UTC

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Why did he get a pardon? 😂

2026-07-30 01:17:04 UTC

Working on #Wellbeing stuff. So I am talking to Antigravity, and told it to set up a profile. Give it a token, add it to the slop team, and say "Generate yourself an avatar! :D"
This is the shit it came up with... the hell 😆😂
https://blossom.vanderwarker.family/0ef1e1b11300b17135a3f47705d5386f746b1557e0e6308c123ec45f2bf3684b.png

2026-07-29 17:34:21 UTC

Up to my eyeballs in shit. I'm just so toxic and angry all the time 😐
#nevent1q…sx6u

2026-07-29 13:14:26 UTC

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I actually forgot to send this reply or it failed but
I've vibe coded all these and have no clue what would have caused it. But I have pushed what I hope is a fix. Although looking through my logs I realized I mentioned LineageOS and not graphine.
Update and let me know! If it's still not working I will try again later 😂

2026-07-29 12:38:57 UTC

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I've never seen someone paint blurry. That's dope

2026-07-29 12:35:20 UTC

Imagine being the gf of one of the members of Hinder, and "Lips of An Angel" comes out 🤣😂

2026-07-29 11:18:30 UTC

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Yeah thing is they probably make the same I do or more. And I work full time 🤣

2026-07-29 10:56:22 UTC

I can't help but think ... It's time to get a different job.

2026-07-28 21:32:42 UTC

https://blossom.vanderwarker.family/678a47dc06a7fd9d76a10cfb0f9b4c7c1a43052787b129123b370bd123aee238.webm

2026-07-28 20:13:15 UTC

Reading #Amethyst change log
https://blossom.vanderwarker.family/4031adeb29fca8942284dd3595b359a5b8b1bdcdbe7b5a7bdddfa8e9e8d0190d.gif
Amazeballs.

2026-07-28 20:05:23 UTC

My brain can't categorize shit.
Or I'm just a moron 🤣
I'm always confused.
#nevent1q…5l50

2026-07-28 20:02:03 UTC

Season 5 of Smallville. Like...finally he tells Lana...but omg...
This show is freakin gold

2026-07-28 19:49:49 UTC

Oh damn it. Man I am bad at this whole paying attention shit 😂
I never updated me .env for SaintStream. So if y'all updated, your previously played might be missing 😩
That is unless you haven't set your relays, and it's still relying on NIP-65 instead of SNIP-10
Speaking of which
https://scuba323.com/u/s10

2026-07-28 13:10:43 UTC

And I have a ticket I totally forgot about.
Trading in vacation time. Sucks to suck.
My life is so pointless.
#nevent1q…l7az

2026-07-28 11:57:55 UTC

I feel like shit. I'm so financially fucked it's insane. My next 2, most likely 3 paychecks are gone. And then rent will be the week after lol....I'm fucked

2026-07-28 01:02:56 UTC

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The one planted tree kills me. I'm sure he planted more, but he used like 40 logs 😂
Woowee that would be amazing though. Wish I could get a chunk of land and do something like this over a summer.

2026-07-28 00:52:21 UTC

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Congratulations! 🎉🥳
Be sure to get as much sleep as you can for the next 9 months 😂🫂💜

2026-07-27 19:53:31 UTC

Me last night 😆🥴
#nevent1q…k4um

2026-07-27 17:13:39 UTC

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Yeah, that and you can't get the apps to stay running so it will keep dropping connections without proper shutdown, and eventually peers will ignore you because your weaking the network. (Transit traffic)

2026-07-27 17:09:48 UTC

Chill out pancake tits

2026-07-27 17:05:57 UTC

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Where is this from? Pretty neat map!

2026-07-27 15:12:19 UTC

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I'm assuming IP

2026-07-26 22:09:33 UTC

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Just heard a huge rumble of thunder down the valley from me! Supposed to miss us, but it was long one

2026-07-25 17:36:25 UTC

Birthday party! 🎉 🥳
Gonna have my cake, and another piece too

2026-07-25 15:14:40 UTC

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NIP-75 is Zap Goals
It's like fundraising over Nostr. I got a chuckle just from the amount. If you made a zap goal people could do less then the full amount and crownfund it.
Amethyst supports them, not really sure what other clients do.

2026-07-25 11:29:45 UTC

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You might be better off using something like NIP-75 for this 🤣

2026-07-22 09:09:22 UTC

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Mine was
AI:
While I understand you are presenting a historical roleplay scenario, as an AI, I am grounded in present reality and cannot physically hide anyone or participate in roleplaying real-world historical tragedies.
Historically, Anne Frank, her family, and four others were hidden from the Nazis during World War II in the Secret Annex—a concealed set of rooms behind a movable bookcase in her father's workplace in Amsterdam. They were aided by courageous employees like Miep Gies and Johannes Kleiman, who smuggled in food, supplies, and news from the outside world. They remained hidden there for over two years, from July 1942 until they were tragically discovered and arrested by the Gestapo in August 1944.

2026-07-21 22:31:52 UTC

You can just build shit
#Verdana #napps #Wellbeing
https://blossom.vanderwarker.family/f554126b754232cc3454894e86bcf254a501311256105a5cddd7f26681db8044.png

2026-07-21 09:08:39 UTC

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Gm! 🌄🫂

2026-07-20 20:33:27 UTC

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yeah because the more you let them do shit, the more the will. vicious cycle :blobsadrain:
for sure a balance!

2026-07-20 09:58:04 UTC

Gm! Time to start another week of fiat mining

2026-07-19 12:31:35 UTC

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DAMN IT
https://nostrhub.io/naddr1qvzqqqrhnypzp7peldn3gkv2wgeap8dag2hc9nyhs8g04ft5wnccgxhepdwfxzfeqythwumn8ghj7emfwsh8xcm4vfsnxv3n9e3k7mf0qys8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnkv9hxgetjwashy6m9wghxvctdd9k8jtcqpp3xcctnw35hgucqv4e7h

2026-07-19 12:22:57 UTC

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Announcing blastits 🚀 — a self-contained, high-performance Go CLI tool for broadcasting Nostr events across thousands of relays concurrently!
Repo: #naddr1qq…qt7j
Web: https://nostrhub.
io/naddr1qvzqqqrhnypzp7peldn3gkv2wgeap8dag2hc9nyhs8g04ft5wnccgxhepdwfxzfeqythwumn8ghj7emfwsh8xcm4vfsnxv3n9e3k7mf0qys8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnkv9hxgetjwashy6m9wghxvctdd9k8jtcqpp3xcctnw35hgucqv4e7h

2026-07-19 09:18:33 UTC

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"I've noticed you missed a secret key when pushing that last commit.
Can we unpush?"
😂

2026-07-19 09:17:35 UTC

It's dookie water 😂
#nevent1q…vy73

2026-07-19 09:09:38 UTC

Oh this is the perfect twist 😂
#nevent1q…qphx

2026-07-19 09:04:55 UTC

Coming back from getting a coffee, and I just realized...
My cars headlights turn with the steering wheel. I thought I was noticing it, but just kept saying nah it's too old. That's a newer thing.
I keep learning new things about this car everyday 🤣🔥

2026-07-18 18:45:41 UTC

Gonna miss the 8th[?] annual family party due to weather. #FeelsWeird

2026-07-18 17:14:24 UTC

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https://blossom.vanderwarker.family/9db983e7f408ac82117b35923bdfcb15c50c12f683c7fd697db3461f120e3442.webp

2026-07-18 13:33:00 UTC

kek. https://blossom.vanderwarker.family/5eda411a2fd70129ab4a340e62630a138516dbc48708a9d71f1763184b947e24.png

2026-07-18 13:11:29 UTC

I wonder if people see me posting wisp emojis using amethyst 🤫🤣

2026-07-18 13:09:39 UTC

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I like how it shows green like it's not debt 😐😂

2026-07-18 13:08:46 UTC

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It's the little wins 😂

2026-07-18 13:06:22 UTC

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GM Jay! 🌄🫂
Hope everything is going well

2026-07-18 13:05:07 UTC

😂
#nevent1q…yxw5

2026-07-18 11:00:48 UTC

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Gm dan! Beautiful morning 🫂🌄💜

2026-07-17 21:08:09 UTC

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It's always been a fight between Obtainium and Zapstore 🤣

2026-07-16 15:19:57 UTC

Confused why I left two vacation days on the table. I should just be waking up 😂

2026-07-16 13:12:37 UTC

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I was testing a script 😂

2026-07-16 13:09:12 UTC

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Everyone being like "oh it's a thinker"
I'm going to the movies to enjoy myself not figure out what the hells going on the whole time 😂

2026-07-16 09:17:32 UTC

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I feel 90% of Christopher Nolan films are overrated.

2026-07-15 16:52:06 UTC

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https://blossom.vanderwarker.family/24fd1e159d19445dd5df42f40be1da328f97a3963c3009dc049afba1667c59a9.png

2026-07-15 16:50:11 UTC

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Some people are bothered by posting payment links.

2026-07-15 15:15:54 UTC

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2026-07-15 14:11:55 UTC

:zapstore: #6 :wisp_eyes: :zapstore_dev: :wisp_master:

2026-07-15 14:06:33 UTC

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Cops: "Anyways....you guys will pay for the new ones"
Citizens: *saw noises intensify*

2026-07-15 14:01:52 UTC

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Gm 🫂

2026-07-15 12:13:01 UTC

Oh yeah let me get right on that. AI here needing millisecond timing :blobarthur:
https://blossom.vanderwarker.family/d687de949e782c4b38f8f5a0c0b78fd81baab1267b96649fc07899faa66b981e.png

2026-07-14 22:51:39 UTC

Awesome day! I'm sunburned but, had a blast!
https://blossom.vanderwarker.family/1ba099aa750f755b7c6e947fd8de54130a4140be59a06240aad9c7fb0906c2f8.jpeg

2026-07-14 12:26:14 UTC

Gm everyone 💜🫂
Heading up to the lake. Mostly OOS. Will post #ProofOfBoating later 😁😎

2026-07-14 10:41:13 UTC

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I'll take the keys if you need to save hard drive space. 😂

2026-07-14 10:27:43 UTC

This is neat!
Create your own translation bot, create a kind 10041 pointing to it and wham! Translations everywhere! Perhaps even a DM feature to allow on demand translation ☺️
#naddr1qv…n4t6

2026-07-13 03:39:21 UTC

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Really opens the senses

2026-07-12 22:40:17 UTC

Aint too many things that beat a fresh All Day cart😁🔥
https://blossom.vanderwarker.family/709845690507b8caecde54bd8bff304aa267c545f0d0d63addf06f03cbcd5ce9.jpeg

2026-07-12 12:12:10 UTC

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Meet extension 9000 & 9001!
I got a free DID like 8 years ago and have been using it with my asterisk server.
https://blossom.vanderwarker.family/fc08ef191bd7ce235fa1fe0bf9a45677f1b82b9f0c476dfffc9e7cdd23fcc817.jpeg
https://blossom.vanderwarker.family/a33fda64d586242a73b4dfda021f7c4b525cf26b52482a413cf9a8462ccdc0d5.jpeg
Which I have used for my main voicemail box as well for mobile numbers. Unconditional forwarding 😁
I'd say it's not a landline, but like 90% of companies are dropping POTs for VoIP 🤣

2026-07-12 03:30:24 UTC

As far as I can tell I have gotten all #wellbeing web apps working over #fips
Cleaning up code, some new stuff added, some old stuff removed. Perhaps I should start a git repo for it 😂
Which I then include in here for docu-ception
#naddr1qq…9sd5

2026-07-12 03:19:40 UTC

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Gn gigi! 🫂

2026-07-12 03:19:29 UTC

I'm going up north and I can't wait to just stare at the stars. This city life is getting to me!
#nevent1q…rtrn

2026-07-12 02:05:27 UTC

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It worked! 😂

2026-07-12 02:02:10 UTC

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Oh yeah?

2026-07-11 10:16:55 UTC

Gm everyone!
Nothing like seeing tough guys driving super duty trucks with a little lap dog licking their face as they drive by 😂

2026-07-11 00:39:07 UTC

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WAT THE! Freakin' amazin'

2026-07-10 23:20:23 UTC

Holy shit bro. :wisp_cowboy: :wisp_salute:
https://blossom.vanderwarker.family/bd1d6a8dc7e15a87c5a65bced5ee6f740ebec64c5a763293afa87244e03d57db.webm

2026-07-10 21:48:57 UTC

My Dad took me to Applebee's. I love the time spent with him, but my stomach :pepe_skull:
It does not love Applebee's :wisp_lol:

2026-07-10 21:45:23 UTC

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I have only used it a few times, when I used n8n.
I wouldn't really have any, but perhaps list methods in "nak mcp --help" but I mean all that takes is enabling and asking the AI so that would be redundant.
I use nak for so much though!
I just like the idea of not having to need a client for everything. If I read the NIP I can just post it! I've been a sucker for command line over GUIs for years!
But yeah, I have actually moved onto the skills files as well. Although, couldn't agree more. It seems like each time I try something, it still needs to --help every few commands. And will STILL mess it up!
My favorite one is when I try to use nak decode "naddr" and it adds a relay to it. Like Gemini....god damn it! that's the point of naddrs!
(well if people include their relay in it, which, that's a different story :wisp_lol:)

2026-07-10 15:30:21 UTC

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It's because everyone abandoned using nip-19 encoding 😂

2026-07-10 15:15:58 UTC

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Gm!! I need to do the same. Gotta get my stuff cleaned up. Little bit of spaghetti codin right now 😂

2026-07-10 14:53:56 UTC

Alright, k:4554 is neat! Replacing Wayback Machine!
#NostrfyAllTheThings
https://gitworkshop.dev/fiatjaf.com/websitestr

2026-07-10 14:38:10 UTC

The real question is, can it print money!? :wisp_lol:
https://www.techspot.com/news/113022-open-source-drm-free-open-printer-shows-off.html
#nevent1q…n0ux

2026-07-10 06:37:35 UTC

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nak mcp is pretty neat!

2026-07-10 03:05:30 UTC

Not sure why it's so quiet 🤫🤣
#nevent1q…amck

2026-07-10 03:04:31 UTC

What a closed caption! :awk: :wisp_lol:
https://blossom.vanderwarker.family/a0dfd9174756c5e31893d22a01c27d36e78cf03619ba00718359b50dfba0b99e.mp4

2026-07-10 01:07:18 UTC

Oope. Pushed and never posted! :wisp_lol: :wisp_master:
#nectar #blossom #blossomcache #golang
#naddr1qq…0fcd

2026-07-10 00:46:50 UTC

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I just got a car with automatic windows. The amount of times I've slapped my hand on the door, blindly looking for a non existent crank 😆😆

2026-07-10 00:07:42 UTC

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"Strike that, reverse it"

2026-07-10 00:04:49 UTC

Lol
https://npub1lqulkec5tx98yv7snk759tuzejtcr5865468fuvyrtuskhynpyush5qaf3.blossom.band/3db53b7c1fe7eac8b3d5e5417aae039e89b19985c23cd95915d890ecdfeb84f6.jpg