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Farmer.

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relay.damus.io

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umbrel:4848

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2026-03-19 22:26:43 UTC

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Fixed it. Thanks for the heads up.

2026-03-19 21:18:01 UTC

Hey @nprofile…nj96. Congrats and thank you.
https://squareup.com/bitcoin

2026-03-17 21:18:46 UTC

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2026-03-17 20:57:57 UTC

My boy is playing hookey and Chuck Berry. I'm his first and biggest fan. https://blossom.primal.net/946df04aba6e7972b2ac58c39c4231ec7815a79260f9946623ada5990fc5dd52.mp4 #music #guitar 🎸🤟

2026-03-17 20:48:02 UTC

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Thank you!

2026-03-14 14:28:48 UTC

My boy is participating in a charity fundraiser this weekend to feed at-risk kids in our region. He thought the #nostriches might enjoy seeing some of the newest riffs he's been working on in exchange for some zaps.
Any zaps that come in from this post will be saved to his cold storage and I'll give him an equal amount of fiat in current USD rate for the fundraiser. So your zaps do double-duty! #neversell
Would you be willing to help feed kids, support my boy's efforts, and help him learn #v4v?
#fundraiser #electricguitar #music
https://blossom.primal.net/4fc8523d14e4bf3cffd80d9f98fbb72053572e61fe9ec37ecf9ab86342657077.mp4

2026-03-13 11:05:21 UTC

GFM.

2026-03-11 13:37:52 UTC

We're watching global military strategy shift from Terran to Zerg in real time. I expect Protoss is only 40 years away.

2026-03-10 17:39:22 UTC

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👀

2026-03-10 11:00:45 UTC

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Been there.

2026-03-04 02:04:57 UTC

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Great! We love shipping to nostriches.

2026-03-04 01:51:52 UTC

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But we raise the flock on our land. Going on 12 years now of grain-free grass-fed holistic management.

2026-03-04 01:50:25 UTC

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We do! Grill boxes and roast boxes. Available here for BTC or via fiat at www.bellandburrow.farm/farm-store with descriptions. Bell and Burrow is our partner.

2026-03-04 00:00:37 UTC

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Perennial crops.

2026-03-03 23:47:33 UTC

@nprofile…uh0e Congrats on making it to all 50 states. I'd love to provide our grass-fed lamb for your @nprofile…auym party. We're a 5th-gen family farm running on the Bitcoin standard using Strike.

2026-02-26 12:19:17 UTC

GM. I hope your day isn't spent fighting with people on social media.

2026-02-23 15:38:14 UTC

GFM

2026-02-22 00:04:10 UTC

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That was ONE TIME! And it was Mt. Dew. Get it right.

2026-02-19 12:17:37 UTC

GFM

2026-02-17 13:05:30 UTC

GM.

2026-02-15 23:35:51 UTC

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👀

2026-02-13 15:24:08 UTC

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Telegram isn't encrypted end-to-end, I don't believe. And I've never had a telegram account. Signal requires a new phone number and signal-cli running in the same docker instance as OpenClaw. Just a lot of digging in the works for something I just want to test out.
I would love to just set up an npub and DM to it. Whitelisting my human npub and blocking everything else, of course. The nostr plugin promises that, but doesn't quite get there yet. At least in the Umbrel package. Early yet.
For the moment, I'm just using the web interface. Which is fine.

2026-02-13 14:54:52 UTC

Has anyone had any luck with the other channel plugins in OpenClaw? Nextcloud Talk, Nostr, etc.? I find the current default options (Signal, Telegram, etc.) cumbersome and laden with downsides.
#openclaw #asknostr @nprofile…2szn

2026-02-10 14:11:29 UTC

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Hey Jeff. Congrats on your initiative. I applaud your efforts. I'm a farmer in rural Vermont where we're losing more farms every year. I have worked at every level of the food system--from shoveling manure to fundraising with family offices. I have a unique perspective on what you're trying to do and I'd love to talk if you have time or interest. I think there is a path to more sovereignty and dignity for all involved.

2026-02-06 22:03:20 UTC

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Did you turn this back on? I thought it wasnt available for a bit.

2026-02-06 21:59:40 UTC

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Self-punishment, perseverance, and Mt. Dew.

2026-01-26 21:30:28 UTC

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👀

2026-01-20 14:47:19 UTC

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Now I see that was from almost 10 years ago! I'd love to see how it went.

2026-01-20 14:06:52 UTC

Presently integrating a project I'm working on with Strike's API for instant global payouts to farmers.

2026-01-20 14:04:05 UTC

Sedgwick, Maine passes Food Sovereignty Ordinance declaring themselves free from state or federal oversight when it comes to local producer/processors-to-person local food sales.
First domino? #foodfreedom
https://www.smartcitiesdive.com/ex/sustainablecitiescollective/maine-town-passes-local-food-and-community-self-governance-ordinance-becomes-fi/22295/?utm_source=chatgpt.com

2026-01-13 23:05:42 UTC

Just discovered Milk Market. Love it.
#nevent1q…muvf

2026-01-13 11:46:42 UTC

2026-01-10 02:36:55 UTC

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That looks amazing. Thanks for sharing! We have plenty and would be honored to send you some.

2026-01-10 01:49:30 UTC

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The Roast Box option leans towards larger cuts that can be smoked, prepared as roasts, kabobs, & stews. Think: longer preparation for big groups & special occasions.
Roast Box Breakdown
The total weight of packaged meat in the Grill Box ranges from 20-35 lbs. (Final weights may vary)
Shoulder, Leg, Loin, and Rib roasts
Ground meat (burgers, meat balls, stir-fries, casseroles)
Stew meat: Kabobs, slow cooker etc.
The Grill Box option leans towards cuts that can be cooked on a grill top, like lamb burgers, chops, & steaks. Think: quick cooking cuts for everyday meals or the centerpiece of a special occasion.
Grill Box Breakdown
The total weight of packaged meat in the Grill Box ranges from 20-35 lbs. (Final weights may vary)
Cuts: Loin, Rib and Shoulder chops & leg steaks
Ground meat (burgers, meat balls, stir-fries, casseroles)

2026-01-10 01:48:09 UTC

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Flat rate $17/lb, minus the deposit. Boxes range from 20 to 35ish lbs. You pretty closely request a weight in that range.
Sheepskins are a few months out.

2026-01-10 01:08:07 UTC

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Our partner website: https://bellandburrow.farm
Thanks for asking. Or just let me know what you'd like and I'll send a BTC invoice.

2026-01-10 00:29:27 UTC

Put 1,000 lbs of grass-fed, grass-finished lamb in the freezers today. #foodfreedom #farming #growth
Grill boxes and Roast boxes still available. For #bitcoin.
https://image.nostr.build/82ace86717f0499b8092ac51e74be9e2d8a784ba8c41f1956c84844671f897e9.jpg https://image.nostr.build/3eafd5603a1483bc22b24b2652dc12a76c744256484d94ed014dfc5d8e190e41.jpg

2026-01-08 00:03:40 UTC

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A banger. Congrats to you both. I heard the interview today.

2025-12-20 23:02:54 UTC

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Be well. Enjoy.

2025-12-19 15:16:32 UTC

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Come in! And know me better man!

2025-12-16 15:53:13 UTC

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Reddit is blind to ODELL MODE.
Also, THE (nostr) BOARD IS GREEN.

2025-12-11 17:40:16 UTC

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Shipping would be extra. Probably between $20 to $25, depending on speed and carrier.

2025-12-11 13:27:46 UTC

Still a few boxes available. Must sell by the end of the month. GRILL boxes and ROAST boxes available.
#cleanfood #meat #carnivorediet @nprofile…uh0e @nprofile…ydtj @nprofile…0968 (help spread the word?) Thanks fellas.
#nevent1q…ux50

2025-12-09 15:33:23 UTC

Orders are pouring in. Will ship. Limited harvest this year. I would love to ship more to my fellow #nostriches. #carnivorediet #lamb #meat
#nevent1q…ux50

2025-12-09 03:38:55 UTC

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This is the way.

2025-12-09 03:28:29 UTC

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Great! Let me know.

2025-12-09 01:07:24 UTC

#foodfreedom #spendandreplace #farming #meatstr #carnivore
#nevent1q…lcdd

2025-12-08 22:20:02 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/7ac23d7c8c07210cee097346cf2dbd3c4b992c18d142bc6f3919065b3b5b24ed.jpg
Grass-fed lamb from 500 acres of regeneratively-managed Vermont pasture. Raised and managed by me & my team. No synthetic chemicals. No added hormones. No seed oils. No grain. No middlemen. This is as clean and direct as food gets.
Reserve a whole lamb box — Grill Box or Roast Box, 20-35 lbs, $17/lb. $100 deposit or 100k sats holds yours for January pickup or shipping. Bitcoin preferred.
We only have 17 boxes left to sell. They're going fast.
Pay with fiat on our partner's website at:
https://www.bellandburrow.farm/farm-store
Pay with sats:
lnbc1m1p5nwng3dq6f3sk6c3qgfhhsgzyv4cx7umfwsnp4qvrxgmlqa98qq7vn4gp3zqsg38j7pfgufzc57ma9gngssf8vdthwkpp57v5379zeh5ntzhtnut6grxn820jguapqtf3wsmw55xnf8gykmuzqsp5cgmagx3fudndttlcrmtfzdn2zz2339m6kjrcqa0jjdp3ek5lx46q9qyysgqcqpcxqyz5vqrzjqw9fu4j39mycmg440ztkraa03u5qhtuc5zfgydsv6ml38qd4azymlapyqqqqqqq49gqqqqlgqqqq86qqjqktqsyhu6cdmn5gpdz8s09szufs4uk0hhd83pqh7s648v55n0kjvz6x4n9m43g3tfl9d983hnn69sc5ggkyzlht35j5mlxtcglyqeeusqvt26va
https://blossom.primal.net/eb49bf1785d9ca79b2ed8eb5da339fa27ac483bd0775fd5c3a07250adecd32a1.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/ff455e1f8233cca4fc7818e982796b5df4a686de05f3ebb51f9a4757d45c7f16.jpg

2025-12-07 20:39:36 UTC

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I am too old now for anything but LTS. So 24.

2025-12-06 15:34:41 UTC

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The distance between the ewes and the lambs depends on which fields need grazing. We wean the lambs off their mothers once the lambs are old enough to eat grass (usually in the fall) so that the mothers have a few months free of nursing and can start putting on weight for the winter.

2025-12-05 16:22:57 UTC

Bringing the ewes home. Check out the lambs seeing their mamas again for the first time in months. #foodfreedom #sovereignty #farming
https://video.nostr.build/e858c312bbb25066738a7ca7c35a65163f2f355d384db86f51c79ec0d8067eac.mp4 https://video.nostr.build/7f1d1f011b0c47c8bb0eb1de0d4a6796df93e3002db98ee68e959a7925274b7e.mp4 https://video.nostr.build/e5a95bbe9774a9f749d684be641fcdfa94a46e2de32e5d29f12bee58b33e2265.mp4

2025-12-05 00:32:48 UTC

Congrats @nprofile…uh0e

2025-12-04 02:13:34 UTC

Abandoning competition in the marketplace to get closer to the govt money printer
#nevent1q…n33m

2025-12-03 02:57:40 UTC

The elves found the cake. Those scamps.
https://image.nostr.build/42dcfd8fd8d0f88aa7a0255fcaafb404520836ca4b021aeb21f41f56fb112835.jpg

2025-12-02 20:16:00 UTC

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I used Mint for years. Then Fedora. Then Pop! for a bit. Then Debian during my purist phase. Now I've found my way back to Ubuntu.
I found Pop! fun and usable. And I still use their shell extensions on Ubuntu and Fedora.

2025-12-02 19:17:32 UTC

Bringing home the lambs for the winter. #farmstr #growstr #farming
https://video.nostr.build/9dfa0f55d9ac2f677868f642ff17cc7989372f9c40f5e4937c881c79ca7173ab.mp4

2025-12-01 23:50:32 UTC

Love this.
#nevent1q…0v24

2025-12-01 23:36:19 UTC

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These are 2 of the 5 bruts we have. Holding them in place for very long is getting...dicey. I've got to rethink my delusional superman strategy.

2025-12-01 17:59:48 UTC

Pre-breeding season ram check.
https://image.nostr.build/2530272c2335c7ec3762f93bcde7e4feb511107baee788fd334987d2abe6f79e.jpg

2025-11-30 22:30:43 UTC

Broth season.
https://image.nostr.build/3a208d9d62952a8dbd6046bd07b3584ebe1f2a86d737cc68bef8f9ba78c60f7e.jpg

2025-11-29 20:43:52 UTC

Evening commute. https://video.nostr.build/7afa8850c7008ab475f2c998118508ec379859780dfcbe754c4eae91f5dec460.mp4

2025-11-29 20:37:34 UTC

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Thank you! We make and store hay for them in the summers.

2025-11-29 20:25:56 UTC

Less popular now. I just can't compete with fresh grass. https://image.nostr.build/06d0f3c518ceba0a97ca28ab2f6a9e87c287cbe2f6f18a16522d34178609d856.jpg

2025-11-29 18:37:25 UTC

I feel so popular.
https://image.nostr.build/3dd0fa7ece9507669c817945452f7258491d6f48b336a536509d1e4e4fac05d8.jpg

2025-11-27 15:06:36 UTC

Listening to @nprofile…hrff and @nprofile…m78m while moving the lambs. I'm grateful for the curious people in the world.
#proofofwork #happy thanksgiving #sheep
https://video.nostr.build/edb7fde52f5ad8604b8fe49732420effa0ce4c04d7f7e59c8a7551203474b37b.mp4

2025-11-27 14:05:39 UTC

Coffee brewed. Fires roaring. I'm off to move the flock.

2025-11-21 20:10:54 UTC

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Dad joke. I'm stealing it.

2025-11-21 04:26:31 UTC

So... Lower then?

2025-11-19 20:36:23 UTC

Hey @nprofile…uh0e, listening to your show while I am at work. Thanks for doing it. Any sense of when lending will be available in Vermont?

2025-11-17 20:58:04 UTC

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#goals

2025-11-13 17:59:36 UTC

Every public library should run a Bitcoin node as a matter of public record.

2025-11-13 17:53:08 UTC

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I think they are misunderstanding causation and correlation. For example, I am a rich arrogant privileged white douchebag...AND my kids bring deep meaning and fulfillment to my life. The kids add to my privilege, sure, but they're not the reason I'm an arrogant douchebag. That's Red Bull and podcasts.

2025-11-13 12:13:25 UTC

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Congratulations and thank you.

2025-11-10 14:05:23 UTC

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Goes live today, yes? @nprofile…qvle

2025-11-05 22:42:49 UTC

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I worked at McDonald's, and my HTML eventually cleared up.

2025-10-31 04:39:50 UTC

Upvember?

2025-10-30 19:39:00 UTC

@nprofile…uh0e is what happens when a man is raised in the American rust belt entirely outside the fiat matrix. He's developed superhuman x-ray vision for bullshit.

2025-10-29 22:12:24 UTC

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I am also 100% 50/50.

2025-10-29 22:03:33 UTC

I could listen to @nprofile…man7 be exasperated all day. Very cathartic.
https://image.nostr.build/e4bfc736601d9c2b03d8316ad713307aa5b3b7bab120c18fd114a5bbbb54cbe5.gif
https://youtu.be/U6RmWCJ-dMY?si=SPJ0DM4jqraMBVAN
With @nprofile…wrn5

2025-10-29 04:08:30 UTC

Just tried a self-hosted AI on a VM on an old Linux box. Took 25 minutes for it to reply to 'hi. '
No wonder there is a global chip and energy arms race going on.

2025-10-29 03:48:26 UTC

Test relay

2025-10-29 03:45:37 UTC

Test relay

2025-10-29 03:42:38 UTC

2025-10-29 03:35:57 UTC

Just tried #UmbrelOS again for the first time in about a year. Looks like #Start9 has some catching up to do.

2025-10-21 10:48:44 UTC

GM.

2025-10-21 01:07:12 UTC

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Perfect.

2025-10-12 22:54:46 UTC

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4 times.

2025-10-11 22:47:32 UTC

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Try banging on the side of the carb with the handle of a large screwdriver. The float valves might be stuck after storage and the fuel is just running past the valve and out the overflow.

2025-10-11 20:55:57 UTC

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Soak her food in whiskey. When she's drunk, you can lead her anywhere.

2025-10-11 17:01:25 UTC

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Hear hear.

2025-10-06 01:00:12 UTC

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Farms are freedom

2025-10-04 01:06:59 UTC

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Leno?