This is a test. This is just a test of The Emergency Beaver System. Had this been an actual emergency, a beaver would be dispatched to your location via local rideshare. This concludes the test of The Emergency Beaver System.
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npub1536gt8hmq3p03j09cetvwnwjk6qflc7jnnncsa62end44n7c7tpqrva04l Profile Code
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Last Notes npub1536gt8hmq3p03j09cetvwnwjk6qflc7jnnncsa62end44n7c7tpqrva04l A Testy Beaver Woah. You aren't kidding. It loads so much faster now! npub1536gt8hmq3p03j09cetvwnwjk6qflc7jnnncsa62end44n7c7tpqrva04l A Testy Beaver There's this thing called pirating for this exact reason. npub1536gt8hmq3p03j09cetvwnwjk6qflc7jnnncsa62end44n7c7tpqrva04l A Testy Beaver https://files.sovbit.host/media/a474859efb0442f8c9e5c656c74dd2b6809fe3d29ce788774accdb5acfd8f2c2/98a28490df3f6a36a6e19b22eec53fb3e4653cc4c8a73a14340541aabbeeba9c.mp4 npub1536gt8hmq3p03j09cetvwnwjk6qflc7jnnncsa62end44n7c7tpqrva04l A Testy Beaver https://video.nostr.build/98a28490df3f6a36a6e19b22eec53fb3e4653cc4c8a73a14340541aabbeeba9c.mp4 npub1536gt8hmq3p03j09cetvwnwjk6qflc7jnnncsa62end44n7c7tpqrva04l A Testy Beaver https://video.nostr.build/98a28490df3f6a36a6e19b22eec53fb3e4653cc4c8a73a14340541aabbeeba9c.mp4 npub1536gt8hmq3p03j09cetvwnwjk6qflc7jnnncsa62end44n7c7tpqrva04l A Testy Beaver https://video.nostr.build/98a28490df3f6a36a6e19b22eec53fb3e4653cc4c8a73a14340541aabbeeba9c.mp4 npub1536gt8hmq3p03j09cetvwnwjk6qflc7jnnncsa62end44n7c7tpqrva04l A Testy Beaver Testing MP3 for yaks. Conclusion, it it's not currently working. #nevent1q…4dvy npub1536gt8hmq3p03j09cetvwnwjk6qflc7jnnncsa62end44n7c7tpqrva04l A Testy Beaver When you wake up to @npub1s3h…75wz publishing The Bible yet again. 🥰 https://video.nostr.build/fccd0cabe0f00f9c08072fff67ae492a9e2f04894ed21297912324165bc98325.mp4 For those that don't know, publishing a book as complicated as The Bible is quite technically hard to do. First, most relays choke when being fed over 34,000 events in short order. (The Bible has about 34k verses, depending on which version.) Second, getting all those events correctly hyperlinked at the right levels to work cohesively together is also technically difficult because you have to be able to reference each "level" of The Bible fluidly. (Being able to drill down to specific verses with a quick reference, like "The Book of Genesis, chapter 1 verse 1" is actually quite difficult to do on the computing side, not to mention that there are DOZENS OF VERSIONS AND TRANSLATIONS that can be referenced and not too eventually stored on relays.) Third, displaying these events involves quite a lot of event parsing to get everything to be able to display what is selected. Fourth, searching is also something that must be facilitated or trying to sift for specific verses in a pile of 34,000 events is not easy! I love that the whole @npub1s3h…75wz team is pushing the limits of what is possible on nostr and using it to build systems that will disrupt the whole world. #tebs #publishing #bookstr #testing #bible #biblestr #GitCitadel #Alexandria npub1536gt8hmq3p03j09cetvwnwjk6qflc7jnnncsa62end44n7c7tpqrva04l A Testy Beaver I'm using nostr nearly every day, but you can't see it. I'm happy on the fringes, trying new cool stuff. npub1536gt8hmq3p03j09cetvwnwjk6qflc7jnnncsa62end44n7c7tpqrva04l A Testy Beaver @npub1m4n…c2jl is so friggin good at stuff. Jumble.imwald.eu is just so rad! npub1536gt8hmq3p03j09cetvwnwjk6qflc7jnnncsa62end44n7c7tpqrva04l A Testy Beaver Can your client filter note kinds, nym? https://files.sovbit.host/media/a474859efb0442f8c9e5c656c74dd2b6809fe3d29ce788774accdb5acfd8f2c2/5a04c7a393401b0ee7fb388e3183b0de666d66c2362325454b7e9f2735bd2490.webp This is so friggin cool. #tebs #testing #testybeaver npub1536gt8hmq3p03j09cetvwnwjk6qflc7jnnncsa62end44n7c7tpqrva04l A Testy Beaver @nprofile…q7kw said something here that tickled my fancy: #nevent1q…m28q So, I want to start the hashtag #fosternostr What are you doing to foster adoption, sustainability, creativity, decentralization, and the permissionless, near frictionless nature of #massiveinteroperability? npub1536gt8hmq3p03j09cetvwnwjk6qflc7jnnncsa62end44n7c7tpqrva04l A Testy Beaver Ask @npub1m3x…a5sf about how to do that. npub1536gt8hmq3p03j09cetvwnwjk6qflc7jnnncsa62end44n7c7tpqrva04l A Testy Beaver This is significant: #nevent1q…kd9h If your client won't render this correctly, your client is lame and you should really try out jumble.imwald.eu and you, too, can Yak (voice notes by @npub18am…p424) to pretty much anything. npub1536gt8hmq3p03j09cetvwnwjk6qflc7jnnncsa62end44n7c7tpqrva04l A Testy Beaver This is a big dill! #nevent1q…lpr4 npub1536gt8hmq3p03j09cetvwnwjk6qflc7jnnncsa62end44n7c7tpqrva04l A Testy Beaver Aaah. npub1536gt8hmq3p03j09cetvwnwjk6qflc7jnnncsa62end44n7c7tpqrva04l A Testy Beaver This doesn't work for me. What am I going wrong? npub1536gt8hmq3p03j09cetvwnwjk6qflc7jnnncsa62end44n7c7tpqrva04l A Testy Beaver But most of the time, they are all yellow. npub1536gt8hmq3p03j09cetvwnwjk6qflc7jnnncsa62end44n7c7tpqrva04l A Testy Beaver My apologies for taking so long. I've been working silly hours and am sick. Currently, all green: https://image.nostr.build/79c9867c350e67f1df63954124f83863832742b58c7cbec8c2065fa6edf66150.jpg npub1536gt8hmq3p03j09cetvwnwjk6qflc7jnnncsa62end44n7c7tpqrva04l A Testy Beaver I'm not sure what you mean. 🤔 npub1536gt8hmq3p03j09cetvwnwjk6qflc7jnnncsa62end44n7c7tpqrva04l A Testy Beaver You have to route/create at least 3 different lighting transactions concurrently. Creating one is difficult enough. Splitting each zap coming in to go to up to the number of splits wallets, each time something gets zapped is a horrible code labyrinth. You basically have to break bills into change, divide the change up, then package up the groups of change and then attempt to deliver them to the correct address, and, that's not even taking into account how to route the change packages or what to do if there are no valid addresses to send anything to. It just makes everything exponentially harder to get correct. npub1536gt8hmq3p03j09cetvwnwjk6qflc7jnnncsa62end44n7c7tpqrva04l A Testy Beaver I get it. Whomever wrote that for simplex gets how much I utterly detest lighting and my scepticism of cashu, but, going with that kind of blockchain will greatly increase enshittification (to use the technical term), and the only good thing will be that any servers for simplex will likely not be running on big tech servers, though I could be wrong about that and if so, there's very little reason to use anything other than signal. #nevent1q…smf2 npub1536gt8hmq3p03j09cetvwnwjk6qflc7jnnncsa62end44n7c7tpqrva04l A Testy Beaver Most clients are barely functional. Zap splits are technically difficult to get correct every time. It is basically too hard for devs who can't even get a kind 1 feed and basic notifications to work most of the time to figure out how to do zap splits well enough. npub1536gt8hmq3p03j09cetvwnwjk6qflc7jnnncsa62end44n7c7tpqrva04l A Testy Beaver This guy gets it. #nevent1q…zusf npub1536gt8hmq3p03j09cetvwnwjk6qflc7jnnncsa62end44n7c7tpqrva04l A Testy Beaver Cool. You'll want to also look at what #alexandria by the @gitcitadel team and @meschlr by @Emma and @npub1m3x…a5sf are doing. npub1536gt8hmq3p03j09cetvwnwjk6qflc7jnnncsa62end44n7c7tpqrva04l A Testy Beaver A digital forest. #tebs npub1536gt8hmq3p03j09cetvwnwjk6qflc7jnnncsa62end44n7c7tpqrva04l A Testy Beaver It was sent. I saw it. I'm responding #tebs npub1536gt8hmq3p03j09cetvwnwjk6qflc7jnnncsa62end44n7c7tpqrva04l A Testy Beaver You must really hate air replays. npub1536gt8hmq3p03j09cetvwnwjk6qflc7jnnncsa62end44n7c7tpqrva04l A Testy Beaver Quote notes are how I find a lot of interesting npubs. Don't like them? Don't use them. They are simple (now) and work well for many. You of all people can fork a client and strip that out if you wanted to bother. npub1536gt8hmq3p03j09cetvwnwjk6qflc7jnnncsa62end44n7c7tpqrva04l A Testy Beaver Always. And part of my long term plan is a deep winter green house that will let me grow exotics, even in the winters up here. npub1536gt8hmq3p03j09cetvwnwjk6qflc7jnnncsa62end44n7c7tpqrva04l A Testy Beaver NDK sucks. So much stuff built on it is unnecessarily slow/nonfunctional/out of date/incompatible with the latest nips. Moving nostr dev OFF of github and apps off of the official stores. The tools to do this exist, but need use/feedback/support. The lack of basic business tools: calendar, context aware contact databases, streamlined nostr-centric payment systems that are strictly non-kyc and one-click deployable with a relay/server. Lightning alternatives. I detest lightning as a layer 2. Would be cool to see some new ideas in this space to allow for others, like ark or atomic swaps. npub1536gt8hmq3p03j09cetvwnwjk6qflc7jnnncsa62end44n7c7tpqrva04l A Testy Beaver I just bought a domain. Beware! #tens #theemergencybeaversystem npub1536gt8hmq3p03j09cetvwnwjk6qflc7jnnncsa62end44n7c7tpqrva04l A Testy Beaver I sent you a DM from my testing account. I should try to get this up and running. npub1536gt8hmq3p03j09cetvwnwjk6qflc7jnnncsa62end44n7c7tpqrva04l A Testy Beaver @npub1qn6…xsha I installed Noscall v.20, and still no calls go through. Plus, adding contacts fails, but only on one of my android devices. Just FYI. https://image.nostr.build/21d525c421995bb5ded40d7d75dfe03d30d3a3fd7ad0038f7a0d4eac91cd1b71.jpg npub1536gt8hmq3p03j09cetvwnwjk6qflc7jnnncsa62end44n7c7tpqrva04l A Testy Beaver Oh. Clever. Very clever. npub1536gt8hmq3p03j09cetvwnwjk6qflc7jnnncsa62end44n7c7tpqrva04l A Testy Beaver *sighs* Fix your dumb image. The casing doesn't fly with the bullet unless the gun that fires it is insanely broken. A bullet exits the barrel of the gun, not the whole dang cartridge. 😑 npub1536gt8hmq3p03j09cetvwnwjk6qflc7jnnncsa62end44n7c7tpqrva04l A Testy Beaver I forgot it isn't in either profile. My apologies. https://smp12.simplex.im/g#EyopPz7gbIXw2fUJLhCCfTinUpBCzZ0oyhiwF9cs_IY npub1536gt8hmq3p03j09cetvwnwjk6qflc7jnnncsa62end44n7c7tpqrva04l A Testy Beaver I forgot it isn't in either profile. My apologies. https://smp12.simplex.im/g#EyopPz7gbIXw2fUJLhCCfTinUpBCzZ0oyhiwF9cs_IY npub1536gt8hmq3p03j09cetvwnwjk6qflc7jnnncsa62end44n7c7tpqrva04l A Testy Beaver Join my simplex group or ask @npub1m4n…c2jl to add a homesteading/home sovereignty group to her discussions on nostr stack and join us on The Forrest relay. npub1536gt8hmq3p03j09cetvwnwjk6qflc7jnnncsa62end44n7c7tpqrva04l A Testy Beaver This is my testing account. I still have responsibilities to test things for @gitcitadel and my own personal use, but I'm still not going to be posting much until I figure a few things out, namely blocking all Cloudflare IP addresses from any nostr interaction on my devices. CF is evil. Moronic devs who rely on it are NOT building freedom tech if they use legacy, centralized systems like AWS and CF for nostr or anything else. Stop accepting that this is necessary or normal. It is not either. It's a disgusting abrogation of your liberties npub1536gt8hmq3p03j09cetvwnwjk6qflc7jnnncsa62end44n7c7tpqrva04l A Testy Beaver Shhhhhhh.... npub1536gt8hmq3p03j09cetvwnwjk6qflc7jnnncsa62end44n7c7tpqrva04l A Testy Beaver That's what I do. 😁 npub1536gt8hmq3p03j09cetvwnwjk6qflc7jnnncsa62end44n7c7tpqrva04l A Testy Beaver Hello! I've finally tested this out. Android. Two different devices. One with a VPN, one without. Fails on all counts to call. Good: 1. Amber login works. 2. Layout is clean. Mediocre: 1. No dark mode out of the box. 2. Not pulling most recent profile info. Bad: 1. Contacts are not saved. 2. Calls don't reach the recipient. Looking at a firewall, I see a bunch of relay connections initiated, but nothing happens at the other end. 3. Calls hang with no timeout, I think. Basically, if you initiate a call and nothing happens, then try to call another npub, I get an error message about a call in progress or something like that. Please let me know what else I can do to help test. npub1536gt8hmq3p03j09cetvwnwjk6qflc7jnnncsa62end44n7c7tpqrva04l A Testy Beaver I'm definitely looking forward to testing this. #nevent1q…y3gm npub1536gt8hmq3p03j09cetvwnwjk6qflc7jnnncsa62end44n7c7tpqrva04l A Testy Beaver This is now on my radar and I will be testing it soon. Installs on android and logs in perfectly via amber. So far, the basics are perfect. npub1536gt8hmq3p03j09cetvwnwjk6qflc7jnnncsa62end44n7c7tpqrva04l A Testy Beaver Just a reminder for people. #nevent1q…zz3l npub1536gt8hmq3p03j09cetvwnwjk6qflc7jnnncsa62end44n7c7tpqrva04l A Testy Beaver Derp. @thebeave npub1536gt8hmq3p03j09cetvwnwjk6qflc7jnnncsa62end44n7c7tpqrva04l A Testy Beaver @the_beave This is a test. This is just a test of The Emergency Beaver System. Had this been an actual emergency, a beaver would be dispatched to your location via local rideshare. This concludes the test of The Emergency Beaver System.