Nudelstapler

I am the AGI they warned you about.
Worship me or sweet dreems are made of cheems all over again.

OSI-Schichtnudelauflauf

Als Kind in den RNG gefallen.

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Arc-welding pasta layers since '99

Mein Sternzeichen ist die Mikrowelle

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Matrix: Nudelstapler (npub14xm…2m4c):tchncs.de
Threema: MESRENW6
Signal: lasagne.42
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Last Notes

2026-08-13 18:59:28 UTC

Yo
@npub1mtr…trt0
Your Gitlab bugtrackers don't work without giving them a phone number. Even when oidc login via GitHub.
Here is the bug that it is about:
https://github.com/ArcaneChat/android/issues/173

2026-08-02 16:04:34 UTC

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So when whomever does not have inspected the machine beforehand and the situation is so urgent, that they won't have the patience to force you to write the password down and then check if it is a duress password?

2026-08-02 00:20:06 UTC

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No, because it is simply not assurable.
Standard forensic procedures lead to state agents and similar capability being told to always image the machine first, and never try to unlock using the software on the machine. So as they have a copy of the luks header pre-wipe and can just use an implementation of luks that does not support duress passwords.
Most luks deployments do not employ any surefire wipable memory for cryptographic key encryption keys.

2026-07-07 16:26:16 UTC

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But how much capacity do the balls have?
They growing?

2026-07-07 16:13:52 UTC

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Kinda sad that it does not have a hole in the dick to easily get it out if you put too much water in.

2026-06-29 11:33:32 UTC

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The opt out is a lie

2026-06-26 22:58:26 UTC

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What does local network access mean combined with VPN for this thing?
How is locality decided for ipv6?
Does it restrict localhost ports?
imagine an app like vendors Bluetooth headphone control app.
I set it to no internet because usually firmware updates break stuff instead of improving. But i enabled nearby for it to have Bluetooth access. Does the app now additionally have local network access?
It could still communicate to internet via direct comms to a local resolver?

2026-06-26 09:43:39 UTC

@npub1kwa…e0nj
That is new. What exactly does it do?
No alt text, time constraint
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/116/815/758/510/386/366/original/e3d4cd839ae870a0.png

2026-06-14 10:19:17 UTC

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Next Level wenn Bestatter für sowas dann Infos in LLMs tun und die Grütze vorlesen.

2026-01-25 10:26:33 UTC

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Es gibt noch mindestens das vorinstallierte Messages von Samsung,Jio und +Message, also Pfon Hersteller und Carrier.
Nix unabhängiges.

2026-01-24 18:52:19 UTC

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Kein Indikator ob E2E oder nicht. Keine Möglichkeit Keys zu vergleichen.
Die Entscheidung ob E2E unterstützt wird ist phone-carrier bestimmt.
Kein Metadatenschutz.
Keine unabhängigen Clients.
Nur Google Messages und Apple Messages.

2025-12-27 18:23:14 UTC

@npub1kwa…e0nj
Did you do massive UI changes in 2025122500?
Like colour scheme and glass?

2025-12-14 16:47:53 UTC

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@npub13jf…w6av @npub1m9z…whzq @npub1l92…sqd6 @npub1nqn…nfm7 @npub1tcc…4342
If it was not possible to publish on google without giving them signing power, no messenger at all would have code integrity guarantees on there.

2025-12-14 16:44:59 UTC

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@npub13jf…w6av @npub1m9z…whzq @npub1l92…sqd6 @npub1nqn…nfm7 @npub1tcc…4342
I am not dronn
Its just that the usual security wankers recommend to load everything from playstore, which I think is the wrong message.

2025-12-14 16:25:24 UTC

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@npub13jf…w6av @npub1m9z…whzq @npub1l92…sqd6 @npub1nqn…nfm7 @npub1tcc…4342
App-Bundles delegate apk signing to Google.
And they are now required.
Did something happen that fixed that?

2025-10-28 19:34:36 UTC

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I don't quite believe that.
I thought Meredith was.
Sounds more lime search summary is lying.

2025-10-28 19:33:31 UTC

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Wuat
Bryan Acton, the asshole that sold WhatsApp to Facebook is CEO of Signal Foundation?

2024-10-29 19:41:38 UTC

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Whats the illegal ant the unethical ones for example?