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There may be only 21 million bitcoin, but there's only about 12 thousand derek memes; stack accordingly. https://blossom.primal.net/586aee51c7f8579098c04e2409a3f45d1d73ebb8bc0a4511e593874be0cafed3.jpg

2026-04-17 16:02:44 CEST

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Queer theory is anti nature. Nature aligned and Weird is best.

2026-04-16 18:32:58 CEST

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I shall then leave you with a GFY instead

2026-04-16 18:12:35 CEST

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Jack mallers , chess champion

2026-04-15 16:59:07 CEST

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It's better than income, tis bitcoin

2026-04-15 16:45:07 CEST

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You broke my olive branch, a rational man is too good for an emotional woman.

2026-04-15 16:37:53 CEST

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If that's the case then why do you sound like a raving lunatic?

2026-04-15 16:31:44 CEST

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Yeah ok watch me unplug it and win

2026-04-15 02:47:49 CEST

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Im just saying try not to let trauma destroy you and lead with love instead of anger and resentment, joy is available when we let it in. Forgiveness is hard but its required for healing and happy.

2026-04-15 00:42:17 CEST

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Normal normal is weird, you're right.

2026-04-15 00:21:45 CEST

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Weird is now normal

2026-04-15 00:08:06 CEST

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Who is in control of your thoughts and who decides how you respond to a negative experience?

2026-04-14 20:45:43 CEST

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Lets just release the trauma from your past and live in love in the present.

2026-04-14 16:25:21 CEST

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LOL

2026-04-14 16:06:30 CEST

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We'll call them the Jeff's or the JD's

2026-04-14 15:54:29 CEST

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Just keep your ass in the right lane and I won't complain either lol

2026-04-13 21:43:09 CEST

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Only 11 bitcoins lol

2026-04-12 13:48:56 CEST

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2026-04-12 13:48:25 CEST

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Welcome back Swan

2026-04-09 18:53:33 CEST

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Anyone who thinks sats are called bitcoins is fucking gay

2026-04-06 23:15:32 CEST

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So you let you take yourself down. Reminder that the mind is a printing press so you're gonna want to keep those thoughts positive or you are gonna have a bad time.

2026-04-06 18:19:42 CEST

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I got 80k sats 4 freeeeee

2026-04-05 01:29:37 CEST

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2026-04-03 00:25:48 CEST

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Kung fu must be learned

2026-04-02 23:49:14 CEST

Send the warmongers

2026-04-02 20:09:44 CEST

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Well that sounds incredibly gay and I wont ever use want or need.

2026-04-02 20:01:37 CEST

Support world autism month by stacking cheap bitcoin. 67!

2026-04-02 17:37:10 CEST

Printing plates have sealed your fates while fake news ensures the ruse. Stop being gay and start stack sats today !!

2026-04-02 14:40:34 CEST

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2026-04-02 00:28:23 CEST

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Lightning is so much fun normies are literally wasting their life not being an enthusiast.

2026-04-01 22:58:58 CEST

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Probably all the scam tokens

2026-04-01 21:44:06 CEST

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Isn't that a shit coin wallet?

2026-04-01 18:41:11 CEST

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Time to make some noise

2026-04-01 17:34:10 CEST

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And if you have a small brain, just keep making derek memes.

2026-04-01 17:32:01 CEST

Happy April, fools. Gm https://npub15c3rmcmcafw645z4w7u8e8q8akjpk9cmqfr95mnyl86r2m6xqfdsluh6re.blossom.band/1347b3e23166491e4981541226815812d9bf99b70aa4a9c6cef4b0a7ea1eed2d.jpg

2026-03-31 19:51:12 CEST

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Lets call it morning waterboarding

2026-03-31 19:36:54 CEST

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2026-03-31 16:16:41 CEST

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2026-03-31 00:33:28 CEST

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Haha a duller realm for the dim witted perhaps. This duller dimension you speak of is called inner peace and it is aligned with the heaven you wish to visit.

2026-03-30 20:23:21 CEST

Not happening is true happening, accomplishes without a plan. Since nostr is not afraid of dying, there is nothing it can't achieve.

2026-03-30 20:21:31 CEST

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Not knowing is true knowledge

2026-03-30 14:55:18 CEST

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2026-03-30 14:49:39 CEST

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I would spill so much coffee and cereal on this computer

2026-03-28 20:24:32 CET

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In that case Morgan Stanley is here with a paper bitcoin product fit for a gay retard

2026-03-28 02:55:55 CET

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2026-03-28 02:18:46 CET

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Payment was

2026-03-28 00:03:30 CET

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Must have had their fingers crossed behind their back

2026-03-27 21:04:26 CET

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Girls at the pool

2026-03-27 20:39:06 CET

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16 hours of numbing pain is just super easy and not work, you're right.

2026-03-27 18:15:55 CET

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Sitting in a chair for 16 hours getting tatted is work my guy

2026-03-27 18:12:21 CET

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Operation epic bitcoin sale

2026-03-27 18:03:19 CET

Freedom isnt free but it is on sale.

2026-03-27 13:43:37 CET

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2026-03-27 00:28:39 CET

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The sun comes into my windows and tells me to pull my pants down, it wants to see my balls.

2026-03-26 22:13:34 CET

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2026-03-26 20:18:06 CET

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The present past and future

2026-03-26 18:56:32 CET

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Still looks like eating hairy balls

2026-03-26 18:44:56 CET

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Even worse

2026-03-26 18:42:17 CET

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Whoever named a bird a fruit should not have a science license

2026-03-26 16:10:33 CET

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The revolution will be memes

2026-03-26 16:07:28 CET

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Blame the groundhog

2026-03-26 16:06:17 CET

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Doesn't that just seem like your eating a hairy ball?

2026-03-26 15:57:22 CET

I just financed a pair of jeans on Amazon, welcome to the future.

2026-03-26 13:43:50 CET

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2026-03-26 13:04:38 CET

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Mike Jones

2026-03-26 01:42:21 CET

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2026-03-26 01:01:31 CET

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Gold to bitcoin, ain't nobody gay enough to sell bitcoin for gold that aint chainz

2026-03-25 17:08:25 CET

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Good enough justification for me 😆

2026-03-25 16:47:38 CET

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You are right, but also only gay retards use linked and IG in so it's a bit hypocritical at the end of the day.

2026-03-25 16:37:52 CET

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Now you're scrawny and need to eat some ribeyes and butter

2026-03-25 13:05:50 CET

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2026-03-24 13:27:47 CET

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2026-03-23 15:02:32 CET

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2026-03-22 20:01:13 CET

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Aye

2026-03-22 18:13:46 CET

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Welcome to weird weirdo

2026-03-21 13:08:27 CET

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2026-03-21 01:13:25 CET

With Chuck Norris gone, we're going to need Derek Ross to defend Texas. https://blossom.primal.net/0fc48d5d5e2f509468a0d59633505a7b22fd960bcdea62210045b023b9b41572.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/ebfa15c5f8fd272febc749655b7ca607e2b09ea8dcd128521c6a77fbdf2405d5.jpg

2026-03-20 23:22:08 CET

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I will stick to working on the railroad

2026-03-20 23:21:01 CET

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Now your just like all the other bot makers

2026-03-20 17:10:42 CET

Jack is just going to the bank and burrowing money and tries to shill that same loan to us but making us post bitcoin collateral for it. Transferring risk to his customers while he takes none. These products are backwards, why are we paying so interest for a backasswards loan? So he can make profit off "the producers" ofc. These may make sense some day but right now it's really gay at 13% interest, just go straight to the bank and cut out the middle man.

2026-03-20 03:56:30 CET

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Sir collectin nsec.

2026-03-19 22:45:08 CET

Disappointed the strike line of credit is a total nothing burger, same as the loans. Fake and gay, you can get better rates and limits from a credit union union posting zero collateral; what a joke.

2026-03-19 18:13:41 CET

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Sounds like a great way to distribute malware

2026-03-19 17:55:27 CET

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This is a great song, thanks for what you do.

2026-03-19 17:21:39 CET

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It can be for those in control of the money printing cartel

2026-03-19 16:59:28 CET

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That is very well done indeed

2026-03-19 13:04:07 CET

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2026-03-19 00:22:21 CET

100 pennies makes a dollar and 1 dollar makes 10 dimes, fuck all that and stack sats; it's a better use of my time.

2026-03-18 19:11:18 CET

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The distraction is a feature not a bug, if we're just a failed social media there is nothing to see here.