Generic weird nerd, queer and trans, and blade witch. I share various bladesmithing and other projects, but this is mostly pet photos and shitposts. Very sober
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Last Notes npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen fucking send him to Darwin npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen :bunnecomfhappy: npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen I spooked Winnie and she went aeroplane mode #Rabbit npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen Given how much rabbit shit there is around here, I'm going to start calling her Grey Poop On npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen Rabbit hutch update: this is why I made it out of untreated, unpainted pine npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen Winnie checking for different food outside the hay tub npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen Making a rabbit box / watchtower npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen "Pat me or I'll eat your pants" #Rabbits npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen Moose tucked into bed with a pillow #Dogs npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen even when open ai go bankrupt we're still going to have shitty people trying to profit off LLMs. The tech is just too attractive to a certain sort of amoral grifter npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen She is very cute npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen Something I've been thinking about after seeing some bad takes online. I think the common justifications people give for refusing to date trans people should be seen as bad signs for any cis people dating them. These justifications do not show a good attitude towards their partner npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen Bread posting npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen ehh, only technically :blobcatblep: npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen The traditional I tried to take a photo of the rabbit photo npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen Using my leg as a chin rest npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen She's had a tiring day (apparently) npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen Fucking Mr/Mrs titles are such bullshit, and more people need to stop using them npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen She's burrowed into the bale of hay npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen "We hired 10x engineers and now our product sucks" npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen Another self serve hay bar photo npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen I had to move Winnie's hay out of the workshop because I was doing stuff with red hot metal, and she is enjoying access to the self serve hay bar npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen Dickhead: "stop complaining about capitalism and propose a better system" npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen Ok, this one is finished if anyone is interested npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen Ooh, I got a knife featured in Blade magazine over in the US! npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen I got into loose leaf tea when I stopped drinking booze, swapping my booze snobbery for tea snobbery npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen Bunny npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen Kitchen knife with octagonal handle, and carved butt. Handle is brown micarta, Jarrah, and sterling silver. Blade 80crv2 carbon steel npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen Job ad: "Lead GenAI and Agentic system design and development" for a fucking bank npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen thank you npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen How to learn to touch type npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen yeah, I'm getting bored of this. Things seem to be settling down slowly npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen Medication change effects continue. Today has been bad for the nausea npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen "I"m using ChatGPT to design my forging press" npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen Someone is feeling pressured to get more user numbers for their "AI" npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen Also a reminder that when you hear about traffic incidents in the media to consider the novelty bias. People get hurt and killed in incidents with cars all the time, bikes ect are far less common, so make for a more interesting story npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen It's interesting that people perceive motorcycles as dangerous but cars as safe. Obviously sitting on top of a 100hp engine that'll do daft speeds and potentially backflips is not something you can call safe, but you are unlikely hurt anyone else. Collisions involving motorcycles and cars tend to be caused by car drivers, collisions between motorcycles and pedestrians or cyclists are really uncommon npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen It's still spam if you're selling Jesus npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen This one is all done. It's a well balanced knife, incredibly sharp with a fine edge. Very good for vegetables. Asking aus$500 plus shipping npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen That point where you've spent 10 hours staring at something, and practicing making it, so all you can see are the flaws 🙄 npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen ew, harry potter themed mint chocolate npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen Walks into living room npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen :subtoot: "Defederation is mean because I want to talk to my racist mates without joining Not Another Server" npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen pretty sure that was for pissing off the English, they were just after an excuse npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen seems to me this is just asking "what are cities for?". Historically I think they've been centers of culture, industry, and trade. Culture is probably is probably the hardest to write around, people like gathering in groups for cultural reasons npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen No remorse #RabbitsOfMastodon npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen There is a cat lying on me and a rabbit biting my feet for attention 🙄 npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen There's a quote from a Nazi in Jacob Geller's recent video on Nuremberg blaming their success on the development of radio and mass media. Like literal fucking Nazi's understood the influence of giving them a media platform back in the 1940s npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen "I disapprove of your advocacy for genocide, but I will defend to the death your right to advocate for genocide" - ancient moderate proverb npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen It's interesting that the black box aspect of these algorithmic systems is often a selling point. I'm reminded of all the crime prediction ones, where the fact that it's just digitized racism doesn't seem to be a problem. May even be the selling point npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen Luring Winnie back in from the pet run with a salad #RabbitsOfMastodon npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen for some reason i'm reminded of people who complain when service staff aren't friendly enough npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen You think people who made this song might have feelings about Palestine, and states in general? npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen "[Bob Vylan's] US visas revoked. “Foreigners who glorify violence and hatred are not welcome visitors to our country,” said Christopher Landau, the deputy secretary of state." npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen is trad-wife stuff still allowed? npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen From what i've seen that sort of language is more common among queer communities, but i'm sure that's just a coincidence... npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen We are here to confiscate your sense of humour as you have been making "jokes" that punch down on marginalised people npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen time to get some lucador masks? npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen we need a credit card processor that doesn't impose it's puritanical morals on people. In a sensible world this is the sort of thing that a government could start npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen It is true, you have a very nice arse npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen i hadn't heard about Nancy, but from the Wikipedia article I'm guessing there's something there that's not known about. Sadly Nancy can't tell her own story npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen Maybe we can fund this 2.5 million service out of the 4,500 million allocated to Victoria Police? npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen I'm excited to be doing some brewing again too! It's nice having some energy for various hobbies again npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen always cheaper to just include more air npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen chocolate ice cream npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen I'm sorry sir, but we are not serving dinner, and you may NOT "order the rabbit" npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen 😂 so angry! npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen urgh, jerks npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen Finished a knife npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen that's a lot of work npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen Anyone know about the sustainability of different wax options? npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen Seems to be bedtime npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen "Do the cats get on with the rabbit?" npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen Apparently Winnie wasn't done with the hay i cleaned up #RabbitsOfMastodon npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen See how cute this is? npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen Winnie: "You're near the thing where the food is stored, where's my treat?" npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen The irony with the above is that I am pretty passionate about a lot of the work I do npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen "... you will be passionate about working..." npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen This one is fixated on Winnie. Sorry mate, not happening npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen Fuck capitalism fan boys are tiring npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen My "all the people in the un-credited porn i'm sharing are totally consenting and over 18 bro" t-shirt is raising a lot of questions answered by my "all the people in the un-credited porn i'm sharing are totally consenting and over 18 bro" t-shirt npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen Hey #FediHire npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen she doesn't like being handled, but does like being around people and will harass you for attention npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen She insists on hanging out near me npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen If you're in Australia and have long covid the National Centre for Neuroimmunology and Emerging Diseases at Griffith uni are after research participants. I spoke to one of the Drs involved yesterday, i'm volunteering for stuff, and he mentioned that they are struggling to get enough participants npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen Grumpy fish is grumpy npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen A quick intro into care for transgender kids, and some of the more common regressive talking points. Feel free to share if you think this is useful (and suggest improvements) npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen "Just roll your own cryptographically secure messaging software and convince all your contacts to use it" npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen pfft, just launch anyway npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen eh, just go full archivist and go for a compactus :P npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/113/977/191/047/561/120/original/2611bc1040117984.png npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen Me to coworker: What tone are we going for with this? Do i have to pretend to be serious? npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen Ok, lets hit something with a hammer npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen Her food is cheap, but her chewing my bedsheets adds up npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen I've got the professional photos of that knife back. It still suffers from the problem that since it's my work I'm hyper aware of all the flaws 😅 #Handmade npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen 30 degrees npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen Prepping some wood with the hand plane npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen does it have a chronological feed of people you follow like here and early twitter? npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen One of the bottle brushes is flowering #BloomScrolling npub10zejgwxe82scns7wat36cepve0vx7wy5uemv4qgg000rhq5cd3fse80l9x Alex von Kitchen the coconut oil has a higher melting point, closer to that of butter. So it gives a texture more like a cake with butter in it
