quangobaud

https://kolektiva.social/@miguelpergamon

Not a member of team GazaVerified but will boost toots from GazaVerified accounts.

"Yes, I am Un-Civilized." 🍸🥸

#MandelbrotAlt
#BadFoodAdvice

#AgentOfAForeignPower ?
#QuantumQuantumQUANTUMQuantum
#OfcomComeFuckOff
#WithoutMyConsent
#VerifyThisShiz
#ZuckerbergIsACunt

Birmingham, England.

Wordpress: https://quangobaud.wordpress.com/custer-fuchs/
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2026-08-25 16:46:36 CEST

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I give this to you on your birthday.
You disappear mysteriously ...
🕳️🌹🌞

2026-08-23 22:11:45 CEST

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I walk (in the road) facing the oncoming traffic (so I can step aside).

2026-08-12 13:04:17 CEST

... being "laser focused on disposable barbecues" is what i would expect from someone called Andy ...

2026-08-09 01:16:13 CEST

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And, I'm there already boosted & favourited.

2026-08-09 01:01:06 CEST

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Animator Bill Plympton also had a nice line in this type of one-on-one comedic hyperviolence but drawn in pastel pencils!

2026-08-09 00:56:20 CEST

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The eternal battle between DoomsdayCW and AlphaGo ...
#RAndDTV
https://youtu.be/NnHd9CRLdew

2026-08-08 15:56:35 CEST

#ukpol
(the desire in the State to make Emergency Workers (i.e. really just police officers) a protected ethnic group)
"Following PC Harper's death and a campaign by his widow Lissie, Parliament passed "Harper's Law", which gives mandatory life sentences to the killers of emergency services workers. It also doubles the maximum penalty from 12 months to two years for those who assault police or other emergency workers."
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2v5kj9zzko

2026-08-05 14:20:20 CEST

I wouldn't accept an invitation to meet Gianni Infantino anywhere.

2026-08-01 13:25:34 CEST

Rice Paddy Art
#Art
https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/117/019/995/591/411/554/original/61ad74cb583985d5.png

2026-07-31 19:14:57 CEST

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I'm guessing that image is AI ...
(*needs_a_new_emoji_possibly_based_on_Matt_Perry_as_Chandler_in_the_alleged_sitcom_Friends_for_this_sort_of_thing*)

2026-07-26 18:22:28 CEST

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#Freixenet

2026-07-22 19:07:48 CEST

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So ... what's the F-Droid email address, o, mysterious uncouth stranger?

2026-07-22 16:12:31 CEST

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( ... the person asked kindly ...)

2026-07-22 12:21:53 CEST

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THAT one worked!
https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/116/963/125/829/179/472/original/fae2600f13936873.png
https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/116/963/126/126/129/994/original/72c0a7fbb91dc991.png

2026-07-22 11:45:59 CEST

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Did all that for my previous toot. Still nothing.
screenshots of Repository toggling (time is in the top left)
https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/116/963/010/248/016/868/original/aa3e6ff302169c72.png
https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/116/963/010/637/232/740/original/07d7db3e672719b7.png
https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/116/963/011/007/706/702/original/ed25062ce06b285e.png

2026-07-22 11:17:42 CEST

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Nah. It's still being grumpy.
I'll have to check if Android settings have mysteriously changed again to refuse non-Google apk's.
(Downloaded 1.23.2 from the F-Droid site viewed in Duck browser and installed but it's still not allowing the Beta version.)
https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/116/962/870/415/294/966/original/cdd526b440fad9c3.png
https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/116/962/874/618/726/615/original/924ec1fab4220f2f.png

2026-07-22 08:56:37 CEST

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screenshots from Lenovo tablet M10
https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/116/962/310/830/280/581/original/cc2a870ab9701c8f.png
https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/116/962/311/533/109/121/original/d6795d07a4f19647.png
https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/116/962/311/944/180/181/original/903fcc6267b4f052.png
https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/116/962/312/270/807/893/original/0046949beeeb1825.png

2026-07-21 20:43:59 CEST

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Sadly, still not working on Lenovo tablet.

2026-07-21 19:16:35 CEST

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O - M - G! 😳
It's hideous! 😱
Where's the blocky janky snaggletooth awkwardness that I fell in love with!?! 🙁
(Done on Nokia phone, will try on Lenovo tablet later.) 👍

2026-07-21 15:54:06 CEST

#BadFoodAdvice
The "old eggs" did not survive the Heatwave.
The "new eggs" did not survive the Heatwave ... slightly less.
Tasted okay fried.
#DoNotDoThis #ZombieEggs

2026-07-21 01:53:44 CEST

#KeepAndroidOpen
https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/116/954/992/348/455/754/original/ba3d733ccf8b1156.png

2026-07-21 00:49:50 CEST

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The first one you posted is kinda spot on.
Also, to both ... No! No! My eyes!!! 😱 My brain! (🪱🧠🪱)

2026-07-20 23:40:20 CEST

After deleting-hobbling a bunch of Google stuff on my Nokia phone (freeing-up 2 gigabytes of "fully used up 12 gigabyte" memory), F-Droid updated.
Meanwhile, on my Lenovo tablet with 50 gigabytes free ...
#FDroid #Lenovo #Android #Google
https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/116/954/454/254/312/047/original/bbe8d34e9427f9c8.png
https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/116/954/455/844/143/685/original/033e0353ce7785f6.png
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2026-07-19 15:45:18 CEST

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Stealing electricity and water for illegal lettuce farms!

2026-07-19 15:42:32 CEST

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Soon there will be tariff free imports of salad? 🤔

2026-07-17 18:34:50 CEST

At last, we are at war with China! 🪖
We've got the spoons for it ... or we will have soon ...
#BritishSteel #Nationalisation

2026-07-14 13:13:16 CEST

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♥️
*dies*

2026-07-14 11:29:45 CEST

Heat Rash and Hairy Willy & Balls (mine)
https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/116/917/620/865/591/320/original/b98ebc257e834640.jpg

2026-07-13 18:12:33 CEST

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*pft*
Amateur.
I want the alcohol.

2026-07-12 11:09:55 CEST

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Eight thousand eight hundred million is
8.8 Billion
That is not a fraction of the population "in" the US.
That is more than the population of the World.

2026-07-12 01:57:50 CEST

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"8,800 million" 🤔

2026-07-10 13:49:14 CEST

I'm so sorry. I never knew.🙁
Brummies are totally responsible!
#TheButterfartEffect #Birmingham #BirminghamUniversity
https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/116/895/519/849/110/175/original/99e9aeb51c6b753d.png

2026-07-10 10:34:43 CEST

#YsanneChurchman #GraceArcher #TheArchers #UnionActivism
"From the Abattoir to the Vets: The Song Remains The Same: Join a Union"
https://kmflett.blog/2024/07/28/ambridge-socialist-tribute-paid-to-ysanne-churchman-who-fought-for-equal-pay-on-the-archers/

2026-07-04 17:06:15 CEST

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YES!!! ❤️‍🔥

2026-07-04 16:59:38 CEST

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Do the Frog next! 👍

2026-07-02 23:36:19 CEST

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It's an interesting concept.
I've written a few water/ice starship stories.
One was set on a training day at a future "cop city" facility setting!
But, the basic idea is almost SolarPunk (though IsaacArthur doesn't go in that direction).
My inspiration was "pykrete".
If you've ever seen dirty snow survive into Summer, you'll understand.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pykrete

2026-07-02 23:11:04 CEST

Water Shielded Starships - Surviving Radiation in Deep Space
"From cosmic rays to solar storms, space travel is a radiation gauntlet… but water may be the simplest, smartest solution. Discover how future starships might turn their life-support systems into life-saving armor."
#IsaacArthur #IsaacArthurSFIA
https://kolektiva.social/system/media_attachments/files/116/852/410/172/489/939/original/31048e4071d17a3c.jpg

2026-07-02 19:57:06 CEST

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It's the "providing balance" and "but my friend says" schools of BBC journalism.

2026-06-27 13:30:44 CEST

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Not one that has appeared in my feed (as relationship with Mastodon feeds is already messed up).
Found bird.makeup account but I block birdmake.up.
I will do search for "lifeline4gaza" in future.
#lifeline4gaza

2026-06-25 15:50:51 CEST

#BadFoodAdvice
very old brewed coffee canettes
Original Black BBE 2022-07-11
Vanilla Coconut BBE 2022-07-06
brand "True Start"
250ml
was on sale at the time and I can just make out the faded bargain-reduced label as 15p
bought I think from Co-Op (the UK's most troubled supermarket which manages to survive somehow ( *coff coff* Military lndustrial Complex *coff coff*)) about four maybe five years ago ... longer ..?
consumed 2026-06-24
Sipped individually. Disgusting. Cannot say if they degraded over time but cans were in perfect condition. Added together. Improved with a sprinkle of salt, two sweeteners, two spoons of demerara.
consumed 2026-06-25
Most left in metal cantina overnight and much improved in morning.
now, wait for side effects ...

2026-06-25 08:18:06 CEST

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... new profile pic for Anonymous ...

2026-05-16 12:50:21 CEST

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Well, no usefu advicel from me.
(Though I have duscovered that a whole bunch of stuff on my wordpress is being blocked from being searched! Suspicious of not seeing much "a i", I typed "jack" and only got seven hits which is muy sospechoso because there's a novel sized draft on there with a character called "Jack".)

2026-05-13 16:40:29 CEST

There doesn't seem to be a currently used fancy term for 'the State Opening of Parliament' unlike how there is for the ending of a session.
I suggest "the Bloating of the Gas House". 👍
Should petition my memb-of-parl to propose its use using a "Bill of Biliousness" which if adopted will become "the Act of Following Through 2026".
#Hausfahrt

2026-05-10 16:38:58 CEST

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kinda fits with mine
https://kolektiva.social/@miguelpergamon/116357162563210263

2026-05-08 19:58:02 CEST

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(unfortunately the duckplayer links only work inside DuckDuckGo browser 🙁 -- i don't have any other browser on my phone, so the below opens duckplayer automatically)
https://youtu.be/OwZT8_lARa4
(or try one of the others like invidious)

2026-03-01 01:08:47 CET

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Heard this week on BBCRadio4 that a species of earthworms was brought to "North America" as a consequence of the european invasion.

2026-02-23 18:46:16 CET

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I'd sacrifice a gammon to that end. 🙏👹

2024-11-01 00:56:22 CET

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If you can give a little review when you do, it will help me decide if it will be my next listen. (I'm picking back up third of the way through artist Cindy Lee's "Diamond Jubilee" 30 track album on Bandcamp tonight.)

2024-10-24 01:21:19 CEST

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That person revealed by theft that they were awful but had good taste.