zalgebar
Zalgebar

857555. Beloved Gentile. Self-hoster. Proponent of data privacy. Gamer.

Place official Zalgebar Media purchases only at https://www.takemysats.com/zalgebar-media

Public Key

npub10pxr236ey2xmufaw6sg66pr3gxkjfhgrs77urqpjwqfxplc7m9qsh6mwhg

NIP-05 Address

[email protected]

Profile Code

nprofile1qqs8snp4gavj9rd7y7hdgyddq3c5rtfym5pc00wpsqe8qynqlu0djsgpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgqgdwaehxw309ahx7uewd3hkc7tm6u9

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Author Public Key

npub10pxr236ey2xmufaw6sg66pr3gxkjfhgrs77urqpjwqfxplc7m9qsh6mwhg

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Last Notes

2026-08-25 17:05:29 UTC

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ABSOLUTELY! DM me and we can talk about what your ideas might be...

2026-08-23 12:24:29 UTC

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Head on over to my #takemysats shop and grab one!

2026-08-23 04:35:44 UTC

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@nprofile…nfdd yes, I made it for my nieces and nephews to hide around the house. Lol!

2026-08-23 04:34:58 UTC

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@nprofile…gnyk head on over to @npub1sat…p976 and place an order if you still want one.

2026-08-23 04:34:13 UTC

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@nprofile…mhj6 I will have SeedSigners soon! I’m doing testing on the hardware, to prep for kitting and shipping!

2026-08-23 04:33:28 UTC

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Elizabeth, I definitely have got to get the TP shield as a product up on my store, not just as 3D print files.

2026-08-23 04:32:42 UTC

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Dang! I can’t believe I missed it! I totally forgot!

2026-08-22 04:46:05 UTC

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I sent you a Nostr DM 😁

2026-08-21 22:36:38 UTC

Mike & Sully SeedSigners
https://zalgebar.com/3d-colorator/?collection=seedsigner&print=open_pill_mini_w_coverplate&main_chassis=blue&lid=blue_pastel&thumbstick=purple&buttons=purple https://blossom.primal.net/f4d84426d0eaa3c342618af0773928c034e3a8968532f0418c14cf6ad66c061f.png
https://zalgebar.com/3d-colorator/?collection=seedsigner&print=open_pill_mini_w_coverplate&main_chassis=green&lid=green&thumbstick=white&buttons=white

2026-08-20 21:50:07 UTC

NES Controller Style SeedSigner! Get yours when you order one from #TakeMySats!
https://blossom.primal.net/c2764727cc9b7373bdd6ca3db936696dadc9bb7f93d68e732fb2c2a0415f3869.png
https://www.takemysats.com/zalgebar-media
https://zalgebar.com/3d-colorator/?collection=seedsigner&print=open_pill_mini_w_coverplate&main_chassis=grey&lid=black&thumbstick=red&buttons=red

2026-08-20 21:42:37 UTC

@nprofile…96ca I saw that you sent me a DM, I tried responding, but it doesn't seem to go through. In case you can't see them... please place your order on my #TakeMySats shop instead, as I do not have other shops configured.
https://www.takemysats.com/zalgebar-media

2026-08-18 10:12:37 UTC

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🐈 ⬆️
#nevent1q…g3wf

2026-08-17 22:07:23 UTC

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cochineal dye has been harvested as a natural dye for hundreds of years by north and south american populations. yes, its bug juice, but its not a synthetic dye derived from petroleum 🤷‍♂️

2026-08-12 02:37:08 UTC

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@nprofile…6c97 I heard from @nprofile…stzj that you were looking for one. 😁

2026-08-12 02:23:54 UTC

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#takemysats
#nevent1q…g4x0

2026-08-11 22:04:16 UTC

ZALGEBAR MEDIA OFFICIAL WAITLIST NOW OPEN!
Join the Waitlist now for a refundable 21 000 sats deposit! When you do, I will reserve one of your chosen style before Pre-Orders open.
I will start accepting Pre-Orders on Sept 1, 2026.
SeedSigner orders should start shipping out on Sept 15, 2026.
https://blossom.primal.net/5b1c4d2d3c862958cc55ebb2a3cdc87353b550ba6efd046c93f7ecee6aeac5c2.png
https://www.takemysats.com/zalgebar-media/products/join-the-seedsigner-waitlist

2026-08-10 20:40:17 UTC

You can now design a custom-colored #SeedSigner from my site in conjunction with your order from @nprofile…qq3f! Check it out!
You'll be able to submit your design to me once I have SeedSigners back in stock.
https://zalgebar.com/seedsigner-designer/

2026-08-10 19:55:32 UTC

Having issues saving changes to products on #takemysats @nprofile…9s94 I submitted feedback with more details. 😁 Thanks for all your hard work on this!

2026-08-10 19:41:10 UTC

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Woo! #proofofentropy
#nevent1q…kqmn

2026-08-09 09:42:31 UTC

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🤣👌
#nevent1q…la8h

2026-08-09 09:37:30 UTC

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Stop regretting that you lost that time. Don’t dwell on it and don’t ruminate. This is where the devil wants you to be: disappointed, discouraged, and depressed.
Instead, look to the Truth. Look to Him and learn from your mistakes. Make every effort to never let that happen again. You may fail, but you must try again. Keep failing, pay the consequences, move on, and run back to Him. He will never run out of forgiveness!
“I lift my eyes to the hills, where does my help come from? It comes from the Lord!”
“If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us and cleanse us from all unrighteousness.”
#nevent1q…l6q3

2026-08-09 07:29:01 UTC

So I created my first real-ish app! You can preview a custom-colored @nprofile…4jlj ! You can also submit your creation to me after you submit an order on #TakeMySats !
https://zalgebar.com/seedsigner-designer/
https://blossom.primal.net/9d3c8e564a5b8d74ecc481ef0f6f58f93130ddc99fdbcda2589adecc21bd1b88.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/3a1da6de78c2d0780de124ff1069093140c9e366912c6f30aa80ab152d0f6bae.jpg

2026-08-08 00:41:19 UTC

Since everyone else is talking about seed phrase creation #entropy ...
@nprofile…pjey and @nprofile…w6hy got together to adversarially assess whether #SeedSigners photo seed generation is predictable using Claude Fable 5. Check it out! And then get yourself a SeedSigner!
https://blossom.primal.net/ab10daf70961a318517adfc5210ae7dd93aa7b181371c4f0057851fbad082826.png
https://kdmukai-bot.github.io/seedsigner-ai-analysis/image-entropy/
https://www.takemysats.com/zalgebar-media

2026-08-05 00:16:02 UTC

Whom does Palantir serve? Whom does AI serve?
https://youtu.be/yZUuKzDQSsI

2026-08-04 23:57:03 UTC

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😳
#nevent1q…xqtw

2026-08-04 23:36:54 UTC

Another #takemysats order has been filled and shipped! Thanks anon! You cleaned me out of my SeedSigners, but good news for others is that I have more parts on the way! Until then, join the Waitlist! #seedsigner #bullish #selfcustody
https://www.takemysats.com/zalgebar-media/products/join-the-seedsigner-waitlist

2026-08-04 19:50:38 UTC

I'm disappointed that yet another wallet has had a serious vulnerability. Ledger had its customer data leaked, and now ColdCard has a massive code problem. I feel very bad for those who have lost funds due to the latest vulnerability. I'll continue to spread the word about @nprofile…w6hy so this never happens again.
Don't get caught in yet another hardware wallet vulnerability! Use Open-Source code to self-custody your Bitcoin. Custody your Bitcoin as it was designed to be. Build yourself a SeedSigner. Source your own parts or buy a kit. I'm currently out of stock, but I'll have more soon.
https://blossom.primal.net/ab10daf70961a318517adfc5210ae7dd93aa7b181371c4f0057851fbad082826.png
https://www.takemysats.com/zalgebar-media

2026-08-03 20:32:12 UTC

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unfortunately, yeah. But if you DM me, we can talk. Alternatively, you can source your own parts, and build it from scratch (which is actually how I recommend it anyways!).

2026-07-30 03:02:53 UTC

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😂🤦‍♂️
https://blossom.primal.net/0680d797ec6855a978b4de44519bdcf46c148b2b8567f350ec86bdb0da456af7.gif
#nevent1q…vszt

2026-07-25 22:17:37 UTC

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excellent! Thanks for fixing that!
#nevent1q…puzw

2026-07-08 21:33:22 UTC

It's a bit late this month due to America's Birthday, but here it is!
🪙 FREE metal Bitcoin commemorative coin!!! The next 3 orders on my #takemysats shop will receive a FREE metal bitcoin commemorative token!
📦 #freeshipping on ALL orders!!! I've updated all the pricing so you don't have to pay shipping!
https://www.takemysats.com/zalgebar-media
https://blossom.primal.net/3b88e18e0b59053beb5dd005b7938afd7ca6f130b65e79ef0b2f7675e717bbe0.jpg

2026-07-08 18:55:13 UTC

WORD5 #642 4/6
⬛⬛🟧🟧⬛
🟪🟧🟧⬛⬛
🟪⬛⬛🟧🟧
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪
https://otherstuff.ai/word5/

2026-07-07 20:16:53 UTC

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All hearts. Including your own.
'...The heart is deceitful above all things,
and desperately sick;
who can understand it?
"I the Lord search the heart
and test the mind,b
to give every man according to his ways,
according to the fruit of his deeds."
Like the partridge that gathers a brood that she did not hatch,
so is he who gets riches but not by justice;
in the midst of his days they will leave him,
and at his end he will be a fool.'
Jeremiah 17:9-11
#nevent1q…52er

2026-06-29 22:03:41 UTC

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Great idea for a field trip! @nprofile…mg7a #yata
#nevent1q…5nvk

2026-06-29 18:40:00 UTC

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Finally!
https://blossom.primal.net/ab329a0b7e9368d189136f2d7450b04b03b0e8bb019f8fa66743691829e1d550.gif
#nevent1q…mvf5

2026-06-26 22:16:54 UTC

The service monitor I use (#UptimeKuma) lets me post Nostr NIP-17 DMs when a service goes down!
Now I just need to find a NIP-17 iOS app that actually sends notifications to my phone… (At least for now until I get my Jolla or Graphene phone.)
https://uptimekuma.org/

2026-06-26 20:42:32 UTC

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I'm sayin'!
#nevent1q…mgqf

2026-06-25 22:30:32 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/1fceae628db4e0a761ff069b63985f5e5e402da0dd4f5b75fd164f1f53c2d366.gif
#nevent1q…e8lk

2026-06-23 21:58:56 UTC

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Do I need to generate a referral code in the Admin Dashboard, or do I just come up with a code to give people?

2026-06-23 17:20:57 UTC

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Thanks Bullish! Send me an invoice or I can zap this note. Here's what I'd like the ad to say: "Bitcoin & Nostr Swag, SeedSigner Merch, and Custom 3D Prints -- takemysats.com/zalgebar-media"

2026-06-23 17:20:35 UTC

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Thanks Bullish! Send me an invoice or I can zap this note. Here's what I'd like the ad to say: "Bitcoin & Nostr Swag, SeedSigner Merch, and Custom 3D Prints -- takemysats.com/zalgebar-media"

2026-06-21 21:50:02 UTC

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As my dad says, “Sleep when you’re dead.” Haha!

2026-06-21 14:41:33 UTC

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@nprofile…p35m Happy Father’s Day!
#nevent1q…nenr

2026-06-21 14:19:39 UTC

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HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!
Come Join the Party! Also, get your 20% off coupon code on Bullish Farmer's Market only! 15% off code will be posted later today.
#nevent1q…9tlx

2026-06-21 06:43:15 UTC

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7am.
It’s in the link. But For some reason the time widget doesn’t show on the mobile version. @nprofile…cqts

2026-06-19 19:06:53 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/9e7d2d53606a5d18d174ef1d27c5165d8b5ee678b5d0d36d1c26214b18fe6fd1.gif
#nevent1q…dp93

2026-06-17 23:58:41 UTC

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That’s my kinda place!

2026-06-17 01:13:01 UTC

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My kind of dinner.
#nevent1q…8xtx

2026-06-15 17:16:00 UTC

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I'm pretty sure this is what @nprofile…vnhd looks like IRL.
#nevent1q…dnjz

2026-06-14 11:04:36 UTC

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@npub1cxp…exlq
#nevent1q…k250

2026-06-11 19:10:45 UTC

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#bitcoinfixesthis
#nevent1q…2a4j

2026-06-10 21:56:53 UTC

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#bitcoinfixesthis
#nevent1q…p830

2026-06-10 21:51:11 UTC

Indie developers need the support of Nostr folks. #snarfles #indiegames #gaming #videogames @nprofile…pxgp
https://youtu.be/mutqTxVRUto

2026-06-10 20:21:49 UTC

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@nprofile…az9e

2026-06-10 20:17:40 UTC

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😅 People keep asking me how I personally am being restricted from access to my funds. I'm not willing to find out and have this happen to me.
#nevent1q…0ud3

2026-06-10 18:34:39 UTC

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A new Modern classic hymn
https://blossom.primal.net/b08317d5a12cc425c09462ef2a8aa33c0f4b69374484858a634ae289fbebf563.gif
#nevent1q…6l59

2026-06-10 18:03:50 UTC

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My cats are more like dogs in this chart. They also play fetch. Weird cats.
#nevent1q…l59s

2026-06-10 17:55:27 UTC

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Silver lining: Solo miners now have a better chance at finding blocks. 🤷‍♂️ @nprofile…wgqp
#nevent1q…2rxx

2026-06-09 19:02:42 UTC

@nprofile…f47h I love the custom hat! I know that some people at my meetup are also interested it, so I'm going to try to talk up your shop for you!
https://blossom.primal.net/c6c3c21b3ad39d4431c3e50a6991e87bc1d256386c39e8cd093f202f06c06078.jpg

2026-06-09 18:18:58 UTC

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I've dubbed it "Project Satsuma". It is actually WORKING!! Woo! I've got a proof of concept working, but now I need to work on the AP mode for headless first-time setup and then round out the design of the User Interface and Display. I'm getting excited and starting to prep for putting it up on GitHub. I'm currently just storing it on a self-hosted Forgejo instance. I'm taking my cue from #seedsigner to make it open-source and use all off-the-shelf parts.
#projectsatsuma
#nevent1q…wv5e

2026-06-09 01:01:47 UTC

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#takemysats
#nevent1q…emgv

2026-06-08 05:46:39 UTC

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I’d like to see the original research paper.

2026-06-06 06:14:26 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/31bb42402fa01d6e428f76599a3e5f1428654ab464701d93de119fe6e208ac67.gif
#nevent1q…xfjw

2026-06-06 00:13:22 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/56be2e2d7f913374f74801c08f999ccac8cb074eb620008e8ff3bc84c5072012.jpg

2026-06-05 20:02:46 UTC

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We are not Ascetics.
We are wholistic Creations of God in His Image: Soul, Spirit, and Flesh. We were created to be perfect, but have been corrupted by sin, inside and out. Christ redeems all aspects of ourselves, but we are still corrupt in this world. We will be glorified for eternal perfect communion with God.
Genesis 2:7; Romans 3:21–26; Romans 8:18; 2 Corinthians 4:17
#nevent1q…7shy

2026-06-05 19:40:27 UTC

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#seedsigner
#nevent1q…m7ss

2026-06-05 19:24:30 UTC

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> "What Bitcoin can do... is provide financial infrastructure in environments where existing financial infrastructure is weaponized against vulnerable communities. Capital controls, autocratic governments, monetary systems designed to extract value from the poor rather than preserve it."
#nevent1q…jkdu

2026-06-05 18:43:58 UTC

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I see your messages. Woo! We're back!

2026-06-05 16:59:43 UTC

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Get your @nprofile…s2kh on my #takemysats shop!
https://www.takemysats.com/zalgebar-media
#nevent1q…e344

2026-06-04 18:52:40 UTC

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Yeah, I use it on desktop. I'll try other browsers too, but It's been a while since I've been able to see any messages at all...

2026-06-04 18:39:27 UTC

@nprofile…f47h #bullishchat messages don't load anymore. Are you working on fixin' somethin'? 😁

2026-06-04 17:57:13 UTC

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OIC 😂😭

2026-06-04 17:33:16 UTC

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Addressed.
#nevent1q…q7r2
#nevent1q…p7wh

2026-06-04 17:19:56 UTC

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@nprofile…5gcg was talking about Bitcoin Merchant Community! https://www.bitcoinmerchantcommunity.org
Also, I'd love to come on the pod and shoot the breeze with you guys! You're super chill and curious, which I love. Specifically you asked about how the Core and Miners and all that works. I'd be happy share what little I've learned!

2026-06-02 22:39:31 UTC

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I need to keep this pinned at the top of my feed.
#nevent1q…layg

2026-06-02 19:08:58 UTC

It's that time again!
🪙 FREE metal Bitcoin commemorative coin!!! The next 3 orders on my shop will receive a FREE metal bitcoin commemorative token!
Plus, I have changed my shop!
📦 FREE shipping on ALL orders!!! I've updated all the pricing so you don't have to pay shipping! Woo! I'm testing the pricing to see how this works out, so get yours while you can!
#takemysats #freeshipping
https://www.takemysats.com/zalgebar-media
https://blossom.primal.net/3b88e18e0b59053beb5dd005b7938afd7ca6f130b65e79ef0b2f7675e717bbe0.jpg

2026-06-02 17:52:46 UTC

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And if you think there's none around you, have a listen to the @nprofile…mg7a podcast. They read off boosts with mentions of Bitcoin Meetups around the world.

2026-06-02 09:33:54 UTC

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Saving this for i̶f̶ when they start fighting again.
#nevent1q…h4x7

2026-06-01 19:05:50 UTC

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For some reason, This photo makes me uncomfortable. 😂
#nevent1q…v05g

2026-06-01 11:53:09 UTC

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Bullish on in person meetups and farmers markets!

2026-05-30 20:48:39 UTC

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If they don’t want it, I’ll take it! haha!

2026-05-29 19:54:18 UTC

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My great grandpa always used masking tape. 😂 Same solution!

2026-05-29 17:21:58 UTC

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Drop me an invoice, if you please!

2026-05-29 17:18:47 UTC

Fervently reading this. Thanks @nprofile…8p0e
https://blossom.primal.net/8db7b88ac9e97c9580dc82fb136f3bb3560066ceae452d6cee132d5bfd4e18dc.jpg

2026-05-29 17:13:44 UTC

Let's show this indie dev some Nostr love! #gaming #videogames #indiegames
I've been following him for a while now. Go wishlist his game on Steam. @nprofile…pxgp
https://youtu.be/Zay4sSiCFso
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3404300/Snarfles/

2026-05-29 16:16:37 UTC

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Dude this is awesome! What a quick turnaround! Gimme gimme! How much do I owe you?

2026-05-29 16:12:05 UTC

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💯 #docker
#nevent1q…03ss

2026-05-29 03:17:53 UTC

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@nprofile…8yqn @npub1wa3…jdrn

2026-05-29 03:10:24 UTC

Looking for a bitcoiner vendor who sells a “∞/21M” bitcoin baseball cap style. I don’t want a trucker hat style. #asknostr

2026-05-29 00:46:27 UTC

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@nprofile…w6hy and @nprofile…85t8 definitely!
Get SeedSigner kits on my shop.
https://www.takemysats.com/zalgebar-media
#nevent1q…3hxt

2026-05-29 00:40:56 UTC

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It's interesting what lessons the world teaches us.
#nevent1q…lug7

2026-05-28 23:18:29 UTC

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Let me know if you need a Project Manager or Support folks. I gotchu!

2026-05-28 23:12:43 UTC

@nprofile…cnv5 I see you're hiring...
*Does Jack Sparrow voice* "I'm in the market... as it were..."

2026-05-28 22:54:49 UTC

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🤦‍♂️ 😂 also "defiantly"
#nevent1q…26k0

2026-05-28 22:33:20 UTC

We all know something is wrong in this world. Who will you follow? I won't follow someone in this world. I don't even put all my trust in Bitcoin. Follow Christ and He will set you free.
The Stones are crying out. Luke 19:40
https://youtu.be/ak4Ti54Y6rY

2026-05-28 03:26:57 UTC

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People just doin their thang.
#nevent1q…8c35
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2026-05-27 22:47:39 UTC

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Funny.
#nevent1q…m8km
#nevent1q…dn4y

2026-05-27 22:13:29 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/689d95eaff050ae1c5a8e7a802e7c6c7319335eb63ca432d9d29e1b8c15c852b.gif
#nevent1q…mp5c

2026-05-27 22:10:49 UTC

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If you’re up for that, you can email me the files! 😁👍

2026-05-27 21:04:26 UTC

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Nice! If you'd like I can design and start selling your Bull just like my Nostrich!