GENSOKYO STRATEGIC AEROSPACE DIVISION

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8:30 PM EST EVERY DAY
Tues & Wed are days off

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2026-07-22 20:53:42 CEST

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I wish. I would like my amateur hour depiction of male genitals to be shown to the government. Unfortunately some census worker puts it in the invalid pile instead.

2026-07-22 20:47:36 CEST

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@npub1dhv…krfu @npub16ty…m0cj "We blew up 150 schoolgirls, heres how it's actually their own fault"
Oh wait they actually do that under this administration.

2026-07-22 20:44:39 CEST

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Just cause it didn't work the last 20 times doesn't mean it won't work this time.
Hmm, I wonder why there weren't a lot of female military leaders in history.

2026-07-22 20:42:35 CEST

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Up, up, down, left, be a sweetheart, start button. You wouldn't think it's that hard.

2026-07-22 20:39:41 CEST

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@npub16ty…m0cj @npub1dhv…krfu You can write whatever yoy want on these things. The only reason I don't donkey vote is I think it's slightly more productive to vote for the shooters and fishers party than drawing a giant penis on the ballet and writing "hung parliament"

2026-07-22 20:36:35 CEST

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@npub1dhv…krfu @npub16ty…m0cj You'd still be at war with Iran but the daily cope and seethe from the White House would have a slightly different texture.

2026-07-22 20:34:36 CEST

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Female cheat code for keeping a man: literally just make him feel loved.

2026-07-22 18:10:14 CEST

I am now officially a four-eyes nerd.
https://i.poastcdn.org/5c/1a/4c/5c1a4c0d818d272f76e3d65b0e3912fadf27eb3e59fb03a0247e36d7e6726f25.jpg

2026-07-22 09:42:09 CEST

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Doin' ok dude. Shows generally going ok, getting used to wearing glasses at the moment.

2026-07-22 09:38:09 CEST

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My general advice under most circumstances is 'don't die', I have a couple exceptions tho

2026-07-22 09:36:09 CEST

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Blades toes are gone on one foot, and it's turned septic. Don't count on him making it to 2027

2026-07-22 09:35:09 CEST

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Can confirm that entryism for whatever the flavor of the month is exactly what senior staff do, to point at on their next performace review.

2026-07-22 09:33:08 CEST

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Have you seen the bodycam footage of him being detained at an airport? He's looking rougher than ever. Looks like a hunched over 80 year old.

2026-07-22 09:31:11 CEST

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@npub1cdp…a662 If the intended effect was to make me feel queasy, it worked.

2026-07-22 09:29:08 CEST

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He will die from smelling that ring.

2026-07-22 09:26:09 CEST

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@npub1af7…xg82 @npub1vzp…fvx8 Cysts are forming in his lungs. Non-cancerous.... for now.

2026-07-22 09:25:10 CEST

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@npub1d76…n492 @npub1vzp…fvx8 Not without a reflective surface.
Which is ironic, as he's the least self-reflective person I've ever had to deal with.

2026-07-22 09:24:12 CEST

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@npub1vzp…fvx8 Ralph literally cannot touch his toes without bending his knees.

2026-07-22 06:23:56 CEST

https://i.poastcdn.org/74/99/c2/7499c2899613b8004c8c04e4d7cc5dbcf4443685a2311aa124ea6a7437fbd159.jfif

2026-07-22 05:36:07 CEST

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@npub1qma…5y96 He ain't a gaynigga is he?

2026-07-21 19:54:41 CEST

https://i.poastcdn.org/3e/5a/a3/3e5aa38324bcc20e4776fcb18a9c90472336ee1eb1d95e977637fb6d3079db83.jfif

2026-07-21 15:58:56 CEST

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@npub1gz0…e63t Ok, based.

2026-07-21 15:58:55 CEST

Courtesy of Fatiqued: https://x.com/knickuhfatigue/status/2079312697745895442
https://i.poastcdn.org/1e/b8/f1/1eb8f10f34e778d20a69614303980647a19fdc78fad37a8ee963dd09dfb12806.jfif

2026-07-21 02:52:39 CEST

AND WE LIVE MEOW!
RT: https://poa.st/objects/f97eb65c-198e-49f3-bb4d-f67ad7639765
#note1zu4…vwwn

2026-07-21 02:46:38 CEST

LIVE SOON!
FULL METAL AUSTRALIAN
The Petrol Hour is going back to 'Nam
Mail mysterious boxes to:
Richard Sharpe
PO Box
268 Kippax
ACT 2615 Australia
https://odysee.com/@Randbot:1/Full-Metal-Australian
https://nicecrew.tv/w/wJA7mUKczQWaLchxdYbvcC
http://poast.tv/w/s94QsLeyqVG7gfEx6wHW9W
https://rumble.com/v7d10ke-full-metal-australian.html?...

2026-07-21 02:22:36 CEST

Goddamnit i forgot to make the stream instance last night again.

2026-07-20 18:57:38 CEST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmnOKDmpOpQ&list=RDq74...

2026-07-20 02:35:14 CEST

LIVE NOW!
Sunday Funday Roundup
The Petrol Hour is really trying it's best, ok? :^)
Mail mysterious boxes to:
Richard Sharpe
PO Box
268 Kippax
ACT 2615 Australia
https://odysee.com/@Randbot:1/Sunday-Funday-Roundup:6
https://nicecrew.tv/w/wJA7mUKczQWaLchxdYbvcC
http://poast.tv/w/s94QsLeyqVG7gfEx6wHW9W
https://rumble.com/v7czbq2-maybe-videogame-saturday.ht...

2026-07-19 02:37:49 CEST

Maybe Videogame Saturday
The Petrol Hour tempts fate again
LIVE MEOW!
Mail mysterious boxes to:
Richard Sharpe
PO Box
268 Kippax
ACT 2615 Australia
https://odysee.com/@Randbot:1/Maybe-Videogame-Saturday
https://nicecrew.tv/w/wJA7mUKczQWaLchxdYbvcC
http://poast.tv/w/s94QsLeyqVG7gfEx6wHW9W
https://rumble.com/v7cxpjk-maybe-videogame-saturday.ht...

2026-07-18 02:35:50 CEST

LIVE MEOW
RT: https://poa.st/objects/bd97e23d-6a83-4455-9209-74fb6477318f
#note1jza…86de

2026-07-18 02:34:54 CEST

Thank God it's bullet Friday
The Petrol Hour is locked and loaded.
Mail mysterious boxes to:
Richard Sharpe
PO Box
268 Kippax
ACT 2615 Australia
https://odysee.com/@Randbot:1/Thank-God-it%27s-bullet-...
https://nicecrew.tv/w/wJA7mUKczQWaLchxdYbvcC
http://poast.tv/w/s94QsLeyqVG7gfEx6wHW9W
https://rumble.com/v7cvuu0-thank-god-its-bullet-friday...

2026-07-17 12:08:33 CEST

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@npub1jad…w006 Sounds suspiciously like a free ding request

2026-07-17 10:11:38 CEST

Movie idea: A conspiracy against the Sultan, initially signs point to the grand Vizier but not only is he innocent but heroically defends an attempt on the Sultan's life.

2026-07-17 02:36:52 CEST

Live Meow!
RT: https://poa.st/objects/9ac65822-a598-4807-ad6a-10885dee9ac8
#note1spw…tuek

2026-07-16 19:45:37 CEST

8:30pm Eternal Seppo Time
Action Thursday
The Petrol Hour can't help but notice the explosions.
Mail mysterious boxes to:
Richard Sharpe
PO Box
268 Kippax
ACT 2615 Australia
https://odysee.com/@Randbot:1/Action-Thursday
https://nicecrew.tv/w/wJA7mUKczQWaLchxdYbvcC
http://poast.tv/w/s94QsLeyqVG7gfEx6wHW9W
https://rumble.com/v7ctnhk-action-thursday.html?e9s=sr...

2026-07-15 05:33:20 CEST

Delivered thot from Pizza Slut, guaranteed.

2026-07-14 13:10:20 CEST

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100% think the low net worth think is op bullshit

2026-07-14 13:09:20 CEST

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@npub16g8…rrcf @npub16ty…m0cj Yes I do

2026-07-14 02:36:27 CEST

Live Meow!
RT: https://poa.st/objects/f58b66a7-ba85-48a9-818c-91b547cc9667
#note1ks3…76p8

2026-07-13 18:41:27 CEST

8:30pm Eternal Seppo Time
The Lion, the Bitch and the Railway.
The Petrol Hour tries to industrialize Africa again.
Mail mysterious boxes to:
Richard Sharpe
PO Box
268 Kippax
ACT 2615 Australia
https://odysee.com/@Randbot:1/The-Lion%2C-the-Bitch-an....
https://nicecrew.tv/w/wJA7mUKczQWaLchxdYbvcC
http://poast.tv/w/s94QsLeyqVG7gfEx6wHW9W
https://rumble.com/v7co764-the-lion-the-bitch-and-the-...

2026-07-13 02:35:06 CEST

Live (unlike Lindsey) now!
RT: https://poa.st/objects/b1c6cfa0-b8a0-419f-abd9-15ca1efa2533
#note15vr…njwh

2026-07-12 19:26:07 CEST

8:30pm Eternal Seppo Time
A Sunday without a Lindsey (POND RETURNS)
The Petrol Hour speaks ill of the dead, with very special dear friend Comrade Pond
Mail mysterious boxes to:
Richard Sharpe
PO Box
268 Kippax
ACT 2615 Australia
https://odysee.com/@Randbot:1/A-Sunday-without-a-Linds...
https://nicecrew.tv/w/wJA7mUKczQWaLchxdYbvcC
http://poast.tv/w/s94QsLeyqVG7gfEx6wHW9W
https://rumble.com/v7cmoz0-a-sunday-without-a-lindsey-...

2026-07-12 19:19:10 CEST

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@npub16aq…8dk8 Told Content Consumer to hit you up with the new discord invite.

2026-07-12 02:34:46 CEST

Without Jim, so it turns out. LIVE MEOW!
RT: https://poa.st/objects/6be9d96d-97a3-4580-94a7-85b7912e62ad
#note120l…zg3q

2026-07-11 21:12:38 CEST

8:30pm Eternal Seppo Time
JIM'S UNANNOUNCED STREAMS
The Petrol Hour will have fun, with or without Jim
Mail mysterious boxes to:
Richard Sharpe
PO Box
268 Kippax
ACT 2615 Australia
https://odysee.com/@Randbot:1/JIM%27S-UNANNOUNCED-STRE...
https://nicecrew.tv/w/wJA7mUKczQWaLchxdYbvcC
http://poast.tv/w/s94QsLeyqVG7gfEx6wHW9W
https://rumble.com/v7ckvzo-jims-unannounced-streams.ht...

2026-07-11 18:40:35 CEST

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@npub1kar…ymck @npub12m6…uhrx Not yet

2026-07-11 18:36:36 CEST

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@npub12m6…uhrx Ah yes, the chicken bush

2026-07-10 16:22:53 CEST

8:30pm Eternal Seppo Time
Thursday Roundup
The Petrol Hour's weekend once again did not disappoint.
Mail mysterious boxes to:
Richard Sharpe
PO Box
268 Kippax
ACT 2615 Australia
https://odysee.com/@Randbot:1/Thank-Friday-it%27s-God
https://nicecrew.tv/w/wJA7mUKczQWaLchxdYbvcC
http://poast.tv/w/s94QsLeyqVG7gfEx6wHW9W
https://rumble.com/v7cj758-thank-friday-its-god.html?m...

2026-07-10 04:55:52 CEST

Things to tell the new guy...
I can tell you were a C section baby by the way you avoid labor
That boy could hide his own easter eggs
That boy can tell different windows apart by the way they taste
Having you here is like sending two good guys home
You are the first person I ever met that has reached their full potential
Are you neither handed?
I know you are trying your best, but can you try someone else's best.

2026-07-10 02:59:55 CEST

After some tech gremlins were sorted out, Live Meow!
RT: https://poa.st/objects/d76ad23e-9aa2-4ae9-949e-fb30031bd938
#note1ffe…mwxu

2026-07-09 19:57:54 CEST

8:30pm Eternal Seppo Time
Thursday Roundup
The Petrol Hour's weekend once again did not disappoint.
Mail mysterious boxes to:
Richard Sharpe
PO Box
268 Kippax
ACT 2615 Australia
https://odysee.com/@Randbot:1/Thursday-Roundup
https://nicecrew.tv/w/wJA7mUKczQWaLchxdYbvcC
http://poast.tv/w/s94QsLeyqVG7gfEx6wHW9W
https://rumble.com/v7chuvm-pointy-carbine-monday.html?...

2026-07-09 17:02:50 CEST

I think I've been playing too much Rogue Trader.
https://i.poastcdn.org/2d/5b/07/2d5b0751dc2014674045228781a4b1c61ded77944c63b91fe8d7ed257d62b7ff.png

2026-07-09 16:55:55 CEST

Popped on with the boys on the Racer's war on everything.
https://rumble.com/v7ch76c-the-racer-live-17-column-of...

2026-07-08 15:57:17 CEST

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@npub16u2…0les A hidden Cliff? I guess he isn't bluffing :^)

2026-07-08 15:57:06 CEST

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@npub16u2…0les Some men die on a hill, braver men cough on a Cliff.

2026-07-08 15:51:11 CEST

Toe toucher status: confirmed.
https://x.com/RandbotVT/status/2074806446748053611

2026-07-08 09:19:54 CEST

I went to the post-modern McDonalds for an unhappy meal.

2026-07-08 09:13:00 CEST

Hell yeah
RT: https://shitpost.cloud/objects/3c5ff7ea-87a2-471a-9730-daf148643029
#note1a88…66wl

2026-07-08 07:44:48 CEST

Well. Ain't that something?
https://i.poastcdn.org/b9/11/25/b91125c9cb202f7fcb779eb535722c04feae6ef7f4777913d7ab42395a4a6311.jpg

2026-07-08 04:57:52 CEST

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@npub16ty…m0cj Ah, the Edward Enigma.

2026-07-08 04:18:48 CEST

Ah, that explains a lot.
Still got net, but she sloooooooowww.
https://www.smh.com.au/national/australia-news-as-it-h...

2026-07-08 01:48:48 CEST

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@npub16ty…m0cj Unlike Israel, Iran isn't insane, so he won't be struck by their ordinance.

2026-07-07 16:49:11 CEST

https://x.com/ShitpostRock/status/2074421160683684241
https://i.poastcdn.org/73/21/93/73219361acb3d9cd74e200bffc8b33ca03898cd133a3653417806cfcea852471.mp4

2026-07-07 16:41:46 CEST

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@npub1wmd…4uma WHY THING NOT WORK?
(whipping intensifies)

2026-07-07 12:36:50 CEST

https://i.poastcdn.org/86/58/46/865846114812968db1513c262f45aa5e0349aff2068bde7a2166f45ac54d1276.mp4

2026-07-07 02:44:27 CEST

And Live Meow!
RT: https://poa.st/objects/3c4dfab2-0c82-46c2-a0ff-e1cb841373a3
#note1dqq…rqsx

2026-07-07 02:41:27 CEST

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@npub1qk5…gak5 Thats what the gas station pills are for.

2026-07-07 02:39:27 CEST

Startin' real soon!
Pointy Carbine Monday
The Petrol Hour may possibly go over the hills and far away.
Mail mysterious boxes to:
Richard Sharpe
PO Box
268 Kippax
ACT 2615 Australia
https://odysee.com/@Randbot:1/Pointy-Carbine-Monday
https://nicecrew.tv/w/wJA7mUKczQWaLchxdYbvcC
http://poast.tv/w/s94QsLeyqVG7gfEx6wHW9W
https://rumble.com/v7cd33w-pointy-carbine-sunday.html?...

2026-07-07 02:26:32 CEST

Stream will start soon as I can set it up, helping the missus move furniture around.

2026-07-06 13:07:39 CEST

When they don't have your favorite brand of beer at the booze store:
https://i.poastcdn.org/54/cd/79/54cd7921ba1e1313b10ca019e391dee3ab4e1fe18e66dc9bc5e205b870837647.mp4

2026-07-06 09:03:32 CEST

https://i.poastcdn.org/c9/11/56/c91156239d51f4703b2903a006dc5f89810d106addd0bea232d136b40a10b353.mp4

2026-07-06 03:21:29 CEST

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@npub1vna…c7ah What the fuck

2026-07-06 02:31:23 CEST

Live Meow!
RT: https://poa.st/objects/de365f0a-0c8f-4289-a01c-e86ab548ab5c
#note1kfc…nzwe

2026-07-06 02:19:22 CEST

8:30pm Eternal Seppo Time
Sunday Spunday
The Petrol Hour would like to register a complaint.
Mail mysterious boxes to:
Richard Sharpe
PO Box
268 Kippax
ACT 2615 Australia
https://odysee.com/@Randbot:1/Sunday-Spunday
https://nicecrew.tv/w/wJA7mUKczQWaLchxdYbvcC
http://poast.tv/w/s94QsLeyqVG7gfEx6wHW9W
https://rumble.com/v7cbb46-sunday-spunday.html?mref=95...

2026-07-05 13:52:38 CEST

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@npub1kar…ymck @npub1mkk…grtt @npub130y…a4wt Dippin dis bitch in some RANCH DRESSIN

2026-07-05 13:03:39 CEST

The more things change, the more they stay the same.
https://i.poastcdn.org/40/e3/06/40e3065deeee43a2531825932b99a7267d4e474b51d65b8d4eb7b6ad0603fcf7.mp4

2026-07-05 02:31:37 CEST

Live Meow!
(odysee is working again too)
RT: https://poa.st/objects/d42ce8e6-780d-4ed2-9e11-a86f2886063d
#note1ksc…t6c3

2026-07-05 02:24:45 CEST

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@npub1jad…w006 Good, this should be fun

2026-07-05 02:21:38 CEST

Odysee seems to be suffering from jeetcoding atm, if you're an Odysee regular, you might have to watch on rumble today.

2026-07-05 02:19:38 CEST

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@npub1jad…w006 Excellent, something to look forward to. Did he bang on painfully magatarding about 250?

2026-07-05 02:18:43 CEST

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@npub1wzn…ky7a It's real.

2026-07-05 02:16:37 CEST

8:30pm Eternal Seppo Time
JIM'S MONEY LAUNDERING (also happy 250 birthday yanks)
The Petrol Hour will still mow your lawns.
Mail mysterious boxes to:
Richard Sharpe
PO Box
268 Kippax
ACT 2615 Australia
https://rumble.com/v7c9k8u-jims-money-laundering-also-...
https://nicecrew.tv/w/wJA7mUKczQWaLchxdYbvcC
http://poast.tv/w/s94QsLeyqVG7gfEx6wHW9W
https://odysee.com/@Randbot:1/JIM%27S-MONEY-LAUNDERING...

2026-07-04 16:48:35 CEST

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@npub1af7…xg82 @npub1ge9…pjmr Why do you watch a morbi?ly obese jew thrash around and warble|

2026-07-04 16:14:37 CEST

No fuckin way lmfao
RT: https://poa.st/objects/fe8e7e6e-7732-400d-a438-5796c45d86eb
#note1tt3…2xfs

2026-07-04 13:46:48 CEST

Nigga thats the joke.
RT: https://nicecrew.digital/objects/f661872f-d4af-4ac3-9062-295e06f48ae9
#note1tmu…e838

2026-07-04 12:59:44 CEST

America just turned 159

2026-07-04 11:36:47 CEST

Resurrected banger.
https://i.poastcdn.org/ba/bd/9d/babd9dafb42a31008e0cfa1c59e23a9da0c28c313f132681213e68b806e033b0.mp4

2026-07-04 10:39:45 CEST

And it's only fools and firebrands,
Books of law in the arsonist's hands.
https://youtu.be/VkVmDQ1_JDk?list=RDq74fX9CnqtQ

2026-07-04 03:09:37 CEST

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@npub1wzn…ky7a @npub1hjr…lc32 Gay nigger alert, I repeat, gay nigger alert. This is not a drill.

2026-07-04 03:01:38 CEST

Live Meow!
RT: https://poa.st/objects/a49b61d8-0c54-44aa-9c20-c2648c571e91
#note1wc0…42r0

2026-07-04 02:52:38 CEST

8:30pm Eternal Seppo Time
Tastefully overdone Friday
The Petrol Hour has had a full nights sleep
Mail mysterious boxes to:
Richard Sharpe
PO Box
268 Kippax
ACT 2615 Australia
https://studio.rumble.com/studio/ae5a2d6b-d72c-4e72-ab...
https://nicecrew.tv/w/wJA7mUKczQWaLchxdYbvcC
http://poast.tv/w/s94QsLeyqVG7gfEx6wHW9W
https://odysee.com/@Randbot:1/Tastefully-overdone-Friday

2026-07-04 02:51:40 CEST

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@npub1etf…hrd5 @npub1qgp…f6kl Excuse me, it's called a steam cock

2026-07-04 02:24:35 CEST

Family stuff, will be half hour late

2026-07-03 16:32:35 CEST

I have no intention of quitting. Vapes are a more elegant cigarette
RT: https://poa.st/objects/1f3eff1d-b037-4932-9752-e531512352cb
#note1ask…6ema

2026-07-03 11:10:42 CEST

Movie Idea: Poltergeist but it's an alcoholic Russian widower with a pet bear.

2026-07-03 09:31:17 CEST

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@npub1gw3…k26v FUCK

2026-07-03 02:33:18 CEST

Live Meow
RT: https://poa.st/objects/26d963a2-109e-4c2a-83c7-a3125a5ad647
#note1fhg…ysy3

2026-07-03 02:27:17 CEST

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@npub1glg…qcc7 @npub16mx…yz4h @npub14fr…6jya Dammit that was the one I was thinking of

2026-07-03 02:26:19 CEST

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@npub1nmk…mn6k I see it as more a command I issue to a henchman

2026-07-03 02:24:19 CEST

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@npub16mx…yz4h @npub1glg…qcc7 @npub14fr…6jya Nigga im talking about a husky but still clearly feminine voice. Not Bane reading me bedtime stories