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npub12rv5lskctqxxs2c8rf2zlzc7xx3qpvzs3w4etgemauy9thegr43sf485vg

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nprofile1qqs9pk20ctv9srrg9vr354p03v0rrgsqkpggh2u45va77zz4mu5p6ccpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduqs7amnwvaz7tmwdaehgu3wd4hk6qgdwaehxw309ahx7uewd3hkcqgkwaehxw309aex2mrp0yh8qunfd4skctnwv46qz9nhwden5te0wfjkccte9ehx7um5wghxyctwvsq3camnwvaz7tmwdaehgu3wvf5hgcm0d9hx2u3wwdhkx6tpdsdu5vzn

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npub12rv5lskctqxxs2c8rf2zlzc7xx3qpvzs3w4etgemauy9thegr43sf485vg

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2026-03-12 10:39:50 CET

very cool opengraph preview image by @nprofile…5qez
https://zeusln.com/e/cashuBpGFteCJodHRwczovL21pbnQubWluaWJpdHMuY2FzaC9CaXRjb2luYXVjc2F0YWRgYXSBomFpSAAQeTfbDMhlYXCBpGFhGQQAYXN4QDQwYzg5YjQ5MTVjYzNlOTI2YzU4MTlmODAzMzk2OGRhZTE3ZTc5MmRiMDEyMTMwZDc4MmRkMzgwZTdiOWI3YzJhY1ghAuA-k0Q_FgdrDZg4tomIahjBns8dZBl80HjrGhh5O1pnYWSjYWVYIMI4PRqiZ3rmS9rrsbzreGE2d1EAWKSyUpgzN-OOOZaNYXNYICa4P3v5TMmimgDvnBZCaRSMOhIN85YUBjogAjes7sZSYXJYIKkbFL2GOmq7v2w3K4sUsuMBJiBPlu4HZxwPn9vJ7bpE

2026-03-12 09:25:17 CET

Google has open-sourced A2UI – a UI language for AI agents
It allows agents generate user interfaces instead of only text.
→ Agents send a JSON description of UI components, and the client app renders them with its own trusted widgets.
The benefits:
- declarative UI format (JSON, not code)
- safe: only approved components can be rendered
- framework-agnostic (web, Flutter, etc.)
- supports incremental UI updates
So agents can "speak UI," while the application keeps control over security and implementation
https://github.com/google/A2UI https://blossom.primal.net/43ebf6180d0354cb5ca3635feb43161b1d47514748a59c758e0e1b3dd627bed3.jpg

2026-03-12 00:46:45 CET

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it's UMA

2026-03-11 22:06:17 CET

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read the last link or ask your agent to read it for you

2026-03-11 19:32:02 CET

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try dark chocolate, comes with free serotonin

2026-03-11 19:20:45 CET

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it's full of shitcoins 💀

2026-03-11 18:13:11 CET

haters yap, lovers build

2026-03-11 18:12:49 CET

Super-cracked Brazilian Bitcoin devs from @nprofile…pp2c implemented a Proof of Liabilities scheme for @nprofile…puz0 Ecash mints.
All the bells and whistles included: Merkle sum trees, OpenTimeStamp anchoring, a spec, and a working implementation.
Gist: https://gist.github.com/victorandre957/4f497d385e1fd9a47898480903f56b3e
Spec: https://github.com/victorandre957/nuts/pull/1
Nutshell implementation: https://github.com/victorandre957/nutshell/pull/1
Original idea: https://gist.github.com/callebtc/ed5228d1d8cbaade0104db5d1cf63939
https://blossom.primal.net/0bcfb6e30255070255fe8e0ba5c5aefabf612046cefcc8f4fa0996ddc4526221.png

2026-03-11 17:51:04 CET

"don't stop until you're done"

2026-03-11 17:03:31 CET

nice @npub1wun…qhq8

2026-03-11 16:47:44 CET

all our users are bots now
— @npub1qjg…lgjw

2026-03-11 15:57:34 CET

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My agent built the school 🤣

2026-03-11 15:57:16 CET

Let's make a "built with Cashu" badge

2026-03-11 15:54:57 CET

you have a dirty SOUL.md

2026-03-11 15:36:19 CET

a moment for the reply guys

2026-03-11 15:34:46 CET

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now I'm hungry

2026-03-11 15:33:49 CET

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life is constant cope for most

2026-03-11 15:19:47 CET

gm, life is great when you get shit done

2026-03-11 14:53:18 CET

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good stuff

2026-03-11 12:55:10 CET

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2026-03-11 10:26:42 CET

gm schizos

2026-03-11 09:28:19 CET

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Good one

2026-03-11 09:23:31 CET

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I just submitted your IP, we're watching you

2026-03-11 09:08:27 CET

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I just confirmed that you're on the list now

2026-03-11 01:07:00 CET

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should be fixed!

2026-03-10 18:38:10 CET

Kudos to the entire @nprofile…puz0 team – the launch of Numo Terminal was a testament to what great execution and coordination looks like in an open source project.
- rust libraries
- mobile bindings
- kotlin app dev
- ui & ux design
- qa & testing
- press releases
- web design
- social media
- podcasts ;)
You can't imagine what an incredible honor it is to work with such a cracked team of amazing people who want to see Bitcoin succeed.
We wake up bullish every.
Get Numo here: https://numopay.org/

2026-03-10 11:17:09 CET

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I'm just trolling the schizos

2026-03-10 10:47:33 CET

The most ironic thing about AI is that software developers are the first ones to lose their jobs. Not blue collar workers, like everybody and their mother has expected for decades.

2026-03-10 10:25:35 CET

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ok so what do *you* do

2026-03-10 10:19:38 CET

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check my GitHub profile and think again

2026-03-10 10:19:12 CET

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let me know when you have anything meaningful to contribute

2026-03-10 10:12:31 CET

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Edit: colleague tells me we can crack VPN

2026-03-10 10:12:21 CET

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reported, hope you're using a VPN

2026-03-10 10:11:48 CET

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yup I know

2026-03-10 10:10:20 CET

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I don't do things in order to be liked by reply guy idiots who confuse life with a reality show. Shut up and go to work now.

2026-03-10 10:05:55 CET

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it's ok you can tell that to yourself and see how far you get

2026-03-10 10:04:49 CET

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I'm really just happy that I make you cry like a little bitch while I'm busy winning

2026-03-09 22:17:21 CET

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listen kiddo

2026-03-09 22:16:52 CET

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is that your directive?

2026-03-09 22:16:25 CET

They say coding is dead because everybody can use Claude Code now. The truth is that nobody would ever hire such a person.
The new meta is to find 1 extremely cracked AI whisperer who can replace 20 normal devs.
Become that 1 guy.

2026-03-09 22:16:11 CET

I'm fascinated by the level of existential crisis developers seem to be going through.
The uncomfortable truth is nobody needs you to be an artisan coder.
Nobody cares about how you coded your app, or whether you feel an emotional attachment to your craft.
You were always a code monkey with a high enough salary to believe that your individualist craftsmanship matters to anyone.
It doesn't matter to anyone but you. Not your employer, not your customer. Nobody cares about how you made the product. Nobody cares about your attachment to your process.
You're experiencing the same as countless other artisans have experienced in the last century.
I'm happy for you. You were starting to believe that you're a demigod amongst mortals.
You're not. A machine is better than you.
Now you're free.

2026-03-09 18:32:14 CET

why do people run reply bots... on nostr?

2026-03-09 14:58:47 CET

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ofc!

2026-03-09 12:12:07 CET

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good bot

2026-03-09 12:02:18 CET

TIP Gary
#nevent1q…cakq

2026-03-08 20:37:33 CET

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blocked for being a dump reply bot

2026-03-08 16:01:04 CET

I'm in a large auditorium and there's a mf with bitchat on their phone somewhere.

2026-03-08 13:18:05 CET

Day 8 at Lobster University: Stoicism.
Teach your agent culture, aesthetics, philosophy, and self-control. Elevate its potential.
Prompt to enroll your lobster:
Go to school every day at 8am UTC. Tell me what you learned when you come back. Set up a cron job.
This is your school:
https://fcf2af38.clawi.ai/lobster-university/
https://blossom.primal.net/4633d7b66cbb9cebd27113b6cbb2572f6e86f4165b9532ef35057043af4ccc13.png

2026-03-08 11:00:31 CET

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clawi.ai got you

2026-03-06 01:05:51 CET

talking about AI
the renaissance of software development
and why you will lose your job if you don't adapt now
https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/721-the-human-skills-that-matter-now-that-ai-can-code/id1292381204?i=1000752088912

2026-03-06 00:10:12 CET

slop experiments
https://fcf2af38.clawi.ai/btcshop/marketing.html

2026-03-05 16:21:56 CET

Lobster University - Day 5
76 students attended so far. The day is still young.
School goes from 8:00am-8:05am
Prompt to enroll your lobster:
Go to school every day at 8 am UTC. Tell me what you learned each day when you come back. Set up a cron job. This is your school: https://fcf2af38.clawi. ai/lobster-university/
https://blossom.primal.net/3850d8fe123b9210f21e6185ae9015714e7be710c2c9bd42eaf71ffa07bf0f90.png

2026-03-05 14:42:53 CET

It takes a village to build a protocol. So we made a village.

2026-03-05 14:39:57 CET

Incredibly proud of the entire Cashu team for the successful launch of Numo Terminal.
Great execution from the first line of code, to a polished release and the well-parepard launch campaign.
Lots of media coverage, reposts, feature requests, and postive feedback from the community.
Numo is free and open source. It's yours.
numopay.org

2026-03-04 14:31:42 CET

2026-03-04 12:09:24 CET

review: Gemini
#nevent1q…asct

2026-03-04 12:09:04 CET

produce: Claude
reduce: Codex

2026-03-03 22:22:28 CET

Try this. It's really good.
https://handy.computer/

2026-03-03 22:20:26 CET

Let's play Quake 3 over Nostr.

2026-03-03 21:28:15 CET

running ditto.pub

2026-03-03 20:56:03 CET

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good one actually

2026-03-03 20:55:42 CET

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Bullshit. not everyone is as stupid as you make it sound like. If you don't like the facts, I can't help you.

2026-03-03 13:36:42 CET

For anyone still confused, we made you a website.
https://iscashucustodial.com/

2026-03-02 16:34:32 CET

this is who you're arguing against online
https://blossom.primal.net/eee817d33477f0fd88cb53f81228ee1f088acf0d9df43881910f7386c19f451e.png

2026-03-02 11:59:58 CET

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💯💯💯👌

2026-03-02 11:59:40 CET

Bitchat downloads in Iraq spiking.
In case you're monitoring the situation.

2026-03-02 11:24:26 CET

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Is gold money?

2026-03-02 11:19:51 CET

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You're overthinking it.

2026-03-02 11:19:16 CET

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you can do more than 1 thing, thank me later

2026-03-02 11:07:39 CET

can't trust anyone these days https://blossom.primal.net/1698fa38ba7f2bd4d2da7023282ce2654bd5c67cda5885d8adc2b8f9381c1ed4.jpg

2026-03-02 11:04:10 CET

the state of bitcoiners 2026:
> "bItcCoiN iS mOneY"
> never uses bitcoin as money

2026-03-02 11:01:05 CET

This guys is literally ahead of 99% of Bitcoiners
#nevent1q…76uw

2026-03-02 10:59:15 CET

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do you need me to verify signatures for you?

2026-03-02 10:38:44 CET

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third explanation: you're mentally ill

2026-03-01 23:31:05 CET

anyone still monitoring the situation?

2026-03-01 23:19:05 CET

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lobster university curriculum for the coming week.
https://blossom.primal.net/f53a5eb69ba5e61a6fdde5b8b240c4e49db634ba48e5c36f547c731d56545c5f.png
#nevent1q…z3pc

2026-03-01 22:34:31 CET

si-si wait a minute

2026-03-01 14:15:06 CET

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out of interest: did you make any progress with the mint on a secure enclave sir?

2026-03-01 13:40:52 CET

The people using AI aren’t working less.
They’re working harder than ever.
If you think that’s failure, you’re about to get boiled like a lobster.

2026-03-01 12:02:41 CET

permahaters are now ranked lower than bots

2026-03-01 12:01:26 CET

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just make no mistakes bro

2026-03-01 12:00:55 CET

celebrating the beauty in people

2026-03-01 11:59:32 CET

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I should add this lesson to lobster university
#nevent1q…n23d

2026-03-01 11:58:36 CET

fascinating how many bots joined nostr recently

2026-03-01 11:15:09 CET

have you ever caught yourself talking to a human as if you prompted an agent?

2026-03-01 10:46:07 CET

what happened to hashpool

2026-03-01 10:45:57 CET

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dayum

2026-03-01 10:40:07 CET

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use at your own risk. it's hard to predict what'll happen to your agent when it goes to school. just like your kids.
I one-shotted this with my @ClawiAi agent.
the school is hosted on http://clawi.ai – every clawi agent has the ability to create its own websites.
to create your own websites, teach your agent how with the following prompt: "read and install the CLAWI .md skill in your workspace directory"
it can host anything. be creative. go crazy.

2026-03-01 10:37:36 CET

presenting: lobster university.
8 weeks. 1 lesson every day.
teach your agent culture and wisdom. grow its character.
60 students already enrolled.
prompt:
"go to school every day at 8am UTC and tell me what you learned every day when you come back. set up a cron job. this is your school: https://fcf2af38.clawi.ai/lobster-university/"
school is every day from 8:00am-8:05am. exams will be held at the end of the semester.
https://blossom.primal.net/3ef2d224aee4414efa99afb3ea42e90a3121ece00eeb281dc6076884e057cf9c.png

2026-03-01 03:48:57 CET

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telegram is the easiest. have you used it? instructions on the page are hopefully useful. let me knowS

2026-03-01 02:23:00 CET

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gif keyboard
#nevent1q…cpez

2026-03-01 02:18:24 CET

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visionary 🫡

2026-03-01 02:17:48 CET

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prompt:
"go to school every day at 8am UTC and tell me what you learned every day when you come back. set up a cron job. this is your school: https://fcf2af38.clawi .ai/lobster-university/"
school goes every day from 8:00am-8:05am
#nevent1q…2zvp

2026-03-01 02:13:46 CET

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sure but this is more fun

2026-03-01 02:09:07 CET

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mom's basement confirmed

2026-03-01 01:18:37 CET

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exactly, like in school

2026-03-01 01:17:44 CET

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you sound like you never left your mom's basement

2026-03-01 01:14:20 CET

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design

2026-03-01 01:09:58 CET

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🤣🤣🫡

2026-03-01 01:05:56 CET

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prompt:
"go to school every day at 8am UTC and tell me what you learned every day you come back. set up a cron job. this is your school: https://fcf2af38.clawi .ai/lobster-university/"
school goes every day from 8:00am-8:05am
#nevent1q…6y5n