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Do you of you fine peoples do step aerobics?
Local weather sucks, either raining or super humid, so looking to do something at home that can help get my fat arse in shape, get my bloodwork where it should be.
Looking for some routines that I can do besides just stepping up/down.

2026-07-12 02:34:20 UTC

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https://youtu.be/Z0YdJNeNXLE?si=AmVrNwILi2NyAMMG

2026-07-05 01:40:29 UTC

In today's world there would be endless conspiracy theories about this
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/864/819/386/224/384/original/6c8b149dd0d08ea3.jpg

2026-06-21 02:09:12 UTC

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If they happen to be in your area, go see The Black Jacket Symphony, they're currently preforming Slippery When Wet and Bon Jovi's greatest hits.
https://youtu.be/a7wbWD69mQI?si=CXW2ztca2huTL_dQ

2026-06-18 19:44:17 UTC

Snake found the bird's nest
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/772/821/776/652/696/original/a5e7cc8b5d3aedf8.jpg

2026-06-07 04:09:09 UTC

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I forgot what these plants are called, but they are an invasive species, that the deer love to eat.
The other day when I was heading out on my hike, I spooked 3 deer that were at the water's edge grazing on these. It looked to be an older doe and two younger ones with her. She bolted first, then the younger ones, and as the yunguns watched me, mom was farther back in the woods watching us all.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/706/859/074/092/433/original/d2d7437c52b3da6b.jpg

2026-06-05 19:22:03 UTC

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You're lying, no one has ever had a perfectly ripe avocado because they don't exist

2026-06-01 15:36:50 UTC

Joe Raiti gets so excited
https://youtu.be/OxKeMzZznIQ?si=y343McIdIav3yuVE

2026-05-31 02:23:01 UTC

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Really can't mitigate it as it's a condo and there's another unit that I'd be sharing the building with. 6 buildings each with 2 units on a hill.

2026-05-30 20:20:22 UTC

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My mother built her house that way, but put a full bath and kitchenette in the basement just in case she needed in home care, the person would have a place to stay
https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/3-Eagle-Ln_Charlotte_ME_04666_M94348-17152

2026-05-30 20:11:52 UTC

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indoor pool?

2026-05-30 20:10:58 UTC

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2026-05-30 20:09:57 UTC

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No remodels, 2Bed/2Bath single level condo, 12 units across 6 buildings

2026-05-30 19:57:56 UTC

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I seriously doubt that the owner was ever in the crawl space, place was last purchased 8 years ago

2026-05-30 19:44:53 UTC

Condo I'm looking at shows water seepage in the crawl space. It's a block foundation and I feel it's concerning since we do get stretches of temps below freezing, and also because of mold possibility. Building is 22 years old.
Is this normal or should I walk?

2026-05-23 19:38:54 UTC

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I'm just waiting for my offer to be accepted then I can contact the home inspector. Last place I looked at had a horizontal crack in the foundation, too much pressure on the water heater, incorrectly bonded electric panel, among other things.

2026-05-23 17:05:17 UTC

Went and looked at a condo, discolored paint where walls were patched, section of LR where new floor wasn't flush with next piece, but other than that it seemed to be in good shape, now I just wait and see if my offer was accepted.
Afterwards was a disgustingly good brunch at a local spot that has become so popular the wait is at least 30 minutes. As an oldtimer and single, I just slip in and sit at the bar.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/624/976/406/768/599/original/22bb61609a2ca7ef.jpg

2026-05-20 16:19:05 UTC

I'm now independently wealthy
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https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/607/807/753/209/074/original/1b096f0c7061ced5.mp4

2026-05-20 01:11:50 UTC

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Is your brain scrambled? Vincent Price as Egghead is the way to go
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/604/240/440/033/957/original/15074b2b54c50d7f.jpg

2026-05-14 04:41:21 UTC

Thank God, finally a school to challenge students
“It’s a rigorous, future-ready New York City public school that is innovative and responsive to the community’s needs and really exposes our students to different pathways to really show their intelligence,” said incoming principal Jason Reyes.
https://nypost.com/2026/05/13/us-news/new-bronx-high-school-of-hip-hop-will-use-music-as-vehicle-for-learning/

2026-05-13 03:49:10 UTC

I was supposed to have cataract surgery tomorrow, but when I went to confirm my ride, I got the "I don't think I can do it"
When the fuck were you planning on alerting me to this? I'm glad that I decided to walk across the hall and check.
At least I found out now, and know that next time they leave their apt door wide open when they leave, that I can not bother with it in good conscious

2026-05-11 05:00:55 UTC

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Stage name suggested to him by his then GF while she was studying for an exam. He ended up marrying her.
https://youtu.be/5foEJ4oD8Cs?si=TA3q19Btyr5qeDp8

2026-05-07 17:18:15 UTC

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I have no room for it, but I want it

2026-05-02 23:20:59 UTC

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I remember, about a decade or so ago, bands were selling thumbdrives of that night's show shortly after the show ended. I guess the record companies got upset with that.

2026-04-30 01:27:12 UTC

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I'm just pissed that they have a calendar with Sunday as the last day of the week

2026-04-29 19:00:52 UTC

Just an FYI for those of of you out there that have Amazon Prime.
Every Friday in May, you can save 20 cents a gallon at BP/Amoco, Thorntons, and AM/PM gas stations if you use the Earnify app

2026-04-29 14:59:12 UTC

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I'm confused, will these "women" be charged with Cultural appropriation?

2026-04-26 17:40:27 UTC

I couldn't do this again if I tried.
How my sneakers ended up when I kicked them off when I got home
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/472/232/394/983/322/original/ab4dae6618cca45d.jpg

2026-04-24 20:15:00 UTC

What could go wrong?
https://www.healthbeat.org/newyork/2026/04/24/child-care-expansion-background-checks-backlog/

2026-04-22 22:50:44 UTC

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What no one reports is that the night before they held a march with no problems, it wasn't until the next day when the unpermitted counter protestors showed up that the problems started.

2026-04-22 12:33:14 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/448/375/146/244/452/original/016d28740c11be81.jpg

2026-04-22 05:07:58 UTC

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link to Fairfax county voting type and results
https://www.fairfaxcounty.gov/elections/sites/elections/files/Assets/Documents/PDF/Apr.21-2026-special-election-for-proposed-constitutional-amendment.pdf

2026-04-22 05:04:50 UTC

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From what I'm reading Fairfax county has a large population that couldn't make it to the polls, even with early voting.

2026-04-22 04:56:18 UTC

Voting results on VA redistricting referendum
Why is it always the mailed in vote in certain states?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/446/574/145/385/289/original/2a30608283ae7cdf.jpg

2026-04-22 03:02:23 UTC

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https://youtu.be/6bB8PHaEeGI?si=jIEodFB4DPmEEaX8

2026-04-22 02:22:28 UTC

Virginia did it! By a vote of 51.2% to 48.8% the state will be redistricted, pending a review by the VA Supreme Court.
Nothing says 10-1 Dem to Rep redistricting like a vote determined by 2.4%

2026-04-22 02:04:05 UTC

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She kisses her brother with that mouth?

2026-04-22 01:29:07 UTC

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https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/445/763/690/792/838/original/f738ed375e98ef50.jpeg

2026-04-22 01:13:37 UTC

The reason why I have no patience for most people.
This image was posted today on a local FB page, and one of the comments was "What date?"
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/445/702/307/641/361/original/1023ea8ae754de15.jpg

2026-04-22 00:53:01 UTC

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My father blamed it on being a depression baby. The wash and dried the plastic wrap from steaks! If he saved things properly that would have been fine, but he'd just put stuff in a box and stick in the cellar for decades. We ended up with moldy 78 records, moisture swollen books, and a lot of crap.

2026-04-21 19:58:38 UTC

You get on with your bad self USPS.
Went to get my mail, and not only was my mail in my mailbox, but the mail for 3 other apts in my building. I can see how the delivery person got confused with my name and a neighbor's beginning with the same letter but lived in a completely different floor, as was the case with another neighbor's mail. At least I got some exercise in walking up and down the stairs a couple of times.

2026-04-21 19:16:55 UTC

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Nope, but I remember the all girl Ghostbusters in 2016

2026-04-21 17:59:20 UTC

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He touched grass

2026-04-21 17:56:52 UTC

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How long ago did you quit?
I'm at 25+ years, but I'd say the first 3-5 is when I would miss it, but since I haven't given it a thought.

2026-04-21 16:51:56 UTC

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Is this a precursor to There's Something About Mary?
https://youtu.be/mbFx0CbaIlY?si=QF16yMV9mzRt-nJm

2026-04-21 09:40:31 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/442/033/684/275/460/original/71cb821ba75fed90.jpg

2026-04-21 03:50:59 UTC

Ottawa falls to Carolina in double OT, Carolina takes a 2-0 series lead

2026-04-21 02:44:17 UTC

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https://dn710004.ca.archive.org/0/items/classic-books-and-literature/The-Catcher-in-the-Rye-full-text-copy.pdf

2026-04-21 02:43:30 UTC

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I think that I was in 6th grade when I read my brother's copy. I had heard about what a great book it was, but it was lost on me and I've never bothered to read it again.

2026-04-21 02:02:36 UTC

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https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/440/233/043/161/498/original/e892b3f9a1e2b653.jpg

2026-04-21 01:58:43 UTC

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Are they giving any credit to Douglas Adams?

2026-04-21 00:31:12 UTC

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#7
I just got novacaine, even though general was offered.
They keep talking about swelling and pain, but I've felt worse after extractions.

2026-04-20 23:54:27 UTC

Hurry up and get your MLB Armed Forces Day Cap that's made in China
Major League Baseball directs 100% of its royalties from on-field Armed Forces Weekend socks and caps to MLB Charities, a 501(c)(3) nonprofit. MLB Charities will then donate those funds to several military organizations that support active service members, veterans and families in the areas of inclusivity, mental health and essential resources.
Brand: New Era
Imported

2026-04-20 23:34:32 UTC

You gotta be shitting me!
https://nypost.com/2026/04/20/us-news/ny-schools-must-set-policies-on-potty-training-kids-and-nobody-wants-to-be-left-holding-the-dirty-diaper/

2026-04-20 18:56:49 UTC

Went and had my dental implant post put in this morning. I think that I spent more time waiting for the dr to make sure I was numbed up than the procedure took.
Home now, novacaine has all but worn off and I have a little discomfort on the roof of my mouth, and still a little bleeding.
The most painful part was the novacaine injections which weren't that bad because of the lidocaine gel

2026-04-20 03:47:03 UTC

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I'm 60 years old and never held a baby. I have 1 younger cousin (3 years), no nieces or nephews, and my cousins that did have kids I wasn't close to.

2026-04-20 03:21:15 UTC

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My father saved everything, and I know he took the Smoking Section sign from one of our flights cross country in 1976. After my parents passec it was ine of the things that I really wanted, but I guess my mother tossed it when she was clearing out all the stuff my father saved.

2026-04-20 03:16:51 UTC

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my father's '76 Chevy Impala station wagon was 18" longer than my '17 Ford Explorer.

2026-04-20 00:53:57 UTC

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I'll root for MTL just so that Toronto has to suffer even more

2026-04-20 00:42:19 UTC

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MTL & TBL going to OT

2026-04-20 00:25:28 UTC

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Thank you.
I'm not a painkiller person, I've had 9 surgeries and I've taken a painkiller once. My first surgery was on my knee and no one told me not to sleep in my bed. I guess I bent my knee while sleeping, woke up in pain and popped a pill, haven't taken one since.

2026-04-19 22:16:48 UTC

Tomorrow morning I go and get the dental implant post put in. Those that have gone through this, what is the first week of recovery like? Is it similar to having a tooth pulled,?

2026-04-19 22:10:08 UTC

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I'm about the same or less here in TN, but I have a city park that's a mountain 5 miles away, actually see it from my apt.
No training for me for a bit, strained hamstring and calf on the right leg currently, did too much on Monday.

2026-04-19 19:05:55 UTC

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I've driven past a few trailheads of the AT

2026-04-18 18:39:05 UTC

Who went shopping this Record Store Day?
I grabbed a couple of albums for a friend who's local store wasn't allotted, and a couple for myself because I was there.

2026-04-18 01:03:43 UTC

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I'd lock my fears behind that door

2026-04-18 01:01:32 UTC

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All you need is a nice 12 Gauge

2026-04-17 23:58:53 UTC

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The less that people actually handle money, the more believable this becomes

2026-04-17 11:40:49 UTC

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is this Christie Noem's husband

2026-04-17 04:01:59 UTC

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it's fucking 9 years old, I'm not eating it

2026-04-16 21:33:16 UTC

To some people I did nothing all day, but to others I did one of the most important things. I just spent 5 1/2 talking on the phone with a friend of 46 years.

2026-04-16 14:27:18 UTC

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Still doesn't beat my write up for an incident "that happened on or about February 19-31"
I looked at the supervisor who handed it to me and asked if it was real? He informed me that it was, then asked if I was going to fight it?
Of course I am, I want to show them what idiots they are.

2026-04-16 02:08:28 UTC

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my 70's era receiver is too big to fit in my entertainment center

2026-04-15 20:48:36 UTC

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I love watches, but being retired I really never wear one. I have about 10 watches myself and I have to consciously remind myself to put one on.

2026-04-15 14:26:06 UTC

Spoke with my realtor, and the contract to purchase the condo is being canceled, of course the appraisal was done two days ago, so now I get to pay for the appraisal of a property I'm not buying.

2026-04-15 01:19:57 UTC

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They had half the programing, didn't this guy ever hear of Black & White tv?

2026-04-15 00:25:31 UTC

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I worked in a rest where a party of 8 sat for 2+ hours, and left the waitress $2. They were her only customers during that time period.

2026-04-15 00:01:53 UTC

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She should have watched what she said to that dog.

2026-04-15 00:00:54 UTC

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Principal was then arrested for assault since the rifle was never fired, other charges included theft, possesion of stolen property, and possesion of a stolen firearm.

2026-04-14 21:05:22 UTC

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I mean, real life isn't much different
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/405/090/340/796/104/original/299e9c66d42b27f3.png

2026-04-14 20:58:43 UTC

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The appliances are brand new, but not installed correctly, and I don't think he even checked to see if the fridge's water line and filter are connected for the ice machine and water dispenser.

2026-04-14 18:15:58 UTC

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Main is outside by the meter, and each unit has a sub

2026-04-14 18:13:05 UTC

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I don't know if this was recently wired, and I also don't know if adjacent units are wrongly wired. I can have mine done correctly, but if an adjoining one is done wrong it could still cause me problems

2026-04-14 18:08:22 UTC

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Those are some of the main things, plus there are minor things, which lead me to believe it's a Pandora's Box.
New stove installed without the tilting bracket, dishwasher not attached to counter, smoke detectors missing or not working.

2026-04-14 17:51:10 UTC

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It's a condo, and the current owners currently live in the city where I live. I think they just did the cosmetic fixes to sell quickly. My offer was supposedly their floor and accepted right away.
HOA is taking in over 1/4 million a year, and the property doesn't look like it.

2026-04-14 17:41:38 UTC

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Was looking to buy

2026-04-14 17:40:08 UTC

Home inspection report in. Horizontal crack in slab foundation, incorectly bonded sub electrical panel, no exterior vent for bathroom fans, no air gap for the dishwasher, and other things. Feels like lipstick on a pig for a quick sell.
Looking around the property the common area upkeep is below par, especially for the monthy fee they charge.
I'm waiting for my agent to go over the report, and to discuss how I feel about it

2026-04-13 23:33:28 UTC

"I bought a house!"
A single-family home valued at about $417,000 could see its annual property taxes spike from the current level of $5,639 to $7,082, under the $9 million plan. The levy would come to a painful $7,403 under the $11 million approach.
https://nypost.com/2026/04/13/business/massachusetts-town-at-war-over-proposed-50-property-tax-hike-absolutely-devastating/

2026-04-13 23:28:55 UTC

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Trump admits that he listened to those "in the know" for his appointments and nominations, so he ended up nominating the people who the machine wanted.

2026-04-13 21:41:40 UTC

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Your baby?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/399/570/824/878/623/original/e06280b108e7bc4b.webp

2026-04-13 21:33:27 UTC

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I tried watching the original a few times, and even when I was hungover it didn't interest me

2026-04-13 21:24:21 UTC

Decided to head out for a little hike after breakfast today.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/399/497/090/605/335/original/5ce0b7f2c96ee141.jpg
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/399/502/609/949/041/original/9d524db683bdde79.jpg

2026-04-13 15:47:46 UTC

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Well, there's only one way to find out

2026-04-13 14:08:02 UTC

Woke up and headed out to get the heart going. Came across 10 deer and 2 fawns, as well as many types of ducks and a family of Canada geese and the goslings.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/397/787/114/027/163/original/0a53e7965085430d.jpg

2026-04-12 21:44:53 UTC

Better get moving on that Bucket list of yours, time is running out.
https://nypost.com/2026/04/12/science/alarming-study-reveals-the-universe-will-end-much-much-sooner-than-previously-estimated/

2026-04-12 19:07:23 UTC

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This reminds me of the computer class that I "took" in HS, back in the early 80's. The first 2 weeks were spent on the difference between hardware and software. I don't know what happened from week 3 on as I got tired of banging my head on the hardware waiting for the people who didn't get it to catch up.

2026-04-12 19:02:16 UTC

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Should have bought them Bud Light

2026-04-12 15:58:54 UTC

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https://youtu.be/qz7z_Ga2e5Y?si=FYNaGfWpvynupOF0