ManyKeys

GM, fellow plebs.
https://npub129puxu7lrd2g5a7hnmr57fe9t5ffk62m2gklkkl5xjvt5j6srhuswhhud3.blossom.band/dd340b980a033fb184c2d9ce3f329f07e41b87e5edadda459f76fc904c63fa41.jpg

2026-05-22 10:44:23 UTC

This birds ch is hot
https://media.tenor.com/U8DPi2BvM9QAAAAC/bitcoin-instinct-basic-instinct.gif
Might be intéressant

2026-05-21 10:10:14 UTC

One of the most significant moments in modern history.
https://npub129puxu7lrd2g5a7hnmr57fe9t5ffk62m2gklkkl5xjvt5j6srhuswhhud3.blossom.band/5e734a20a455debc1407122c20e4e189efcfc7f2f5ee4e8f27e1939761946897.jpg

2026-05-21 08:33:14 UTC

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I can't understand how you moved from anonymous 2fiat to topping up your "debit card"? Having an anonymous debit card is the real issue. If you're saying kyc debit card, why bother topping it up with Bitcoin? It's not that most of the population gets paid in bitcoin — the majority are being paid their salaried in fiat and buy bitcoin with what's left. The flow you're describing is for someone who earns bitcoin but cannot spend it as merchants do not accept it.

2026-05-20 19:09:25 UTC

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Lean code comes at a cost.

2026-05-20 09:24:47 UTC

I guess all mempools are empty. So few understand the potential of decentralized money. A pity.
https://npub129puxu7lrd2g5a7hnmr57fe9t5ffk62m2gklkkl5xjvt5j6srhuswhhud3.blossom.band/126341653d4dc9402a9fb6d4c54df75624af7d890b7080d0ed1382220fbf0478.jpg

2026-05-20 06:44:10 UTC

Open-source devs do not care 😂
#nevent1q…t9z0

2026-05-19 18:34:09 UTC

Wait till someone makes one with all the backward and forward utxos compiled. It won't be that funny then.
https://richlist.jskitty.cat/

2026-05-19 12:52:57 UTC

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That's the missing part. If Cashu.me introduced Amber offline mode, it would be sweet.

2026-05-17 08:58:24 UTC

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Man, you are doing crazy shit and I love every bit of it. Thanks for the effort.

2026-05-16 18:04:25 UTC

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Who doesn't love ladies in politics...

2026-05-16 06:52:05 UTC

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Nice addition. @nprofile…vhl6 is stripping features 😂

2026-05-15 17:24:14 UTC

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Doesn't seem like it's much of an overhead in terms of codebase.

2026-05-15 17:19:35 UTC

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Why Google sign in and Amber sign in can't coexist?

2026-05-14 19:03:24 UTC

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Have you used Amber but the offline version? It does not have to talk to relays and it not does require network permission; however, there's an online version too that does talk to relays.

2026-05-14 16:48:35 UTC

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One touches the internet, the other doesn't. Amber doesn't require network permission, the other does.

2026-05-05 12:30:38 UTC

This is a very important part of your life. Be a good goy.
#nevent1q…chvp

2026-05-01 09:14:08 UTC

This might push AI to get its vengeance on us humans.
https://x.com/om_patel5/status/2049707649411756391?s=46

2026-04-26 17:42:01 UTC

What is this about?
#nevent1q…prta

2026-04-24 19:16:15 UTC

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Nah, thanks

2026-04-12 13:32:50 UTC

Is this good for Bibi?
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2026-04-01 15:08:54 UTC

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Very nice.
Thanks for the excellent work.

2026-03-29 08:33:19 UTC

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Just one folder and a dedicated non sudo user.

2026-03-27 08:55:14 UTC

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BitBanana own CLN node. Nothing else matters.

2026-03-23 18:46:31 UTC

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Amplify volatility? Inferring deeper downside for holders?

2026-03-23 17:46:39 UTC

Credit where due, it was @nprofile…cshf who took the lead in calling for a rollback solution.
#bitcoin history is an intriguing field.
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2026-03-21 18:23:22 UTC

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I noticed this too.
Human prompts just hit differently.

2026-03-21 17:31:12 UTC

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Judging from how certain "bitcoin influencers" have been towards blatantly evident american/israeli imperialist endeavours of the recent past, it is only befitting to assume not everyone sees through the lies within the millennial generation.

2026-03-21 16:07:37 UTC

Can't comprehend why people are so lazy with their #privacy.
Switching to headscale gives you the best experience in terms of intranet mesh enabled remote access to your devices coupled with strong privacy given that you set an exit node in a VPS or through a OpenWRT device running a VPN end point config in your local device.
#nevent1q…dpjz

2026-03-20 17:33:12 UTC

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Can you set an exist node for all connected devices? This is a really important attribute for privacy given that you're very likely outgoing connections from the connected devices.

2026-03-18 08:03:51 UTC

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Yes, they don't even provide the choice. Irrespective of that, good job on the client; I like it.

2026-03-18 06:59:02 UTC

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I think Amethyst not being there in that list is sus af

2026-03-17 21:09:48 UTC

Ripping through the waves of the Pacific.

2026-03-16 21:38:01 UTC

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It's for noobs. Better invite them into slavery rather than educate on self-custody.

2026-03-15 14:40:18 UTC

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Do people actually hate on bidet?

2026-03-14 17:43:22 UTC

2026-03-12 18:59:09 UTC

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Paragraph it along your faggot arse, Meattard.

2026-03-12 14:27:14 UTC

Indeed bro, indeed.
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2026-03-07 13:12:16 UTC

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The "Israel is fatherland, India is motherland" Modi.

2026-03-07 13:11:01 UTC

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All D has ever been is a good goy.

2026-03-07 13:08:33 UTC

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Try detaching from the IMF, BIS and World Bank, and you'll see how inflation is used by these parasites to bring about social upheaval. They tried the same thing with Russia but got turned away by Russia's restricting naked shorting of the ruble.

2026-03-07 13:03:48 UTC

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Shall we destroy the world to bring about the rapture and build the third temple to gain a world dominion? And were the crazy ones. Nice.

2026-03-07 13:01:42 UTC

It's very easy to set up self-custodial layer 2, but these people make it seem like it's a huge learning curve.
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2026-03-07 12:59:17 UTC

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S'il était un peu plus séduisant 🤣

2026-03-06 22:00:51 UTC

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Of course they did — fuckin rats.

2026-03-06 21:58:42 UTC

Judeo-Christian foundations of Western values is a monstrous propaganda doctrine primarily responsible for NeoCon's destructive expansion into foreign affairs with detrimental outcomes for millions of innocent people. The belief in this propaganda is a mark of ignorance at best; a vile, evil and treacherous powergrab at worst.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrnmtNiCBWM

2026-03-05 20:57:32 UTC

Semites are able to effectively neutralize semite treachery. Others just suck at it.
#nevent1q…lfqd

2026-03-05 20:51:11 UTC

I think @nprofile…wywf does the best video rendering in feeds. Trying to see what exactly they do differently to get this done so smoothly. No other client — be it web, iOS or android — comes anywhere near.

2026-03-05 20:42:29 UTC

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But do point me to the repo, just to satisfy my curiosity.

2026-03-05 20:41:12 UTC

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Thanks, amigo.
I set up Bolt12 and silent addresses through my domain, for nostr reciever privacy, I like npub.cash a lot.

2026-03-05 20:29:46 UTC

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I must be elite then 🤣

2026-03-05 20:28:25 UTC

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For receiving zaps, npub.cash does it best; for sending zaps, it's the same thing to connect your own CLN node through NWC.
You make it sound like it is difficult.

2026-03-05 08:55:21 UTC

What can one expect from these kind of fucks who are out there to "fulfill" the prophecy.
Well, I got one prophecy for you all: you're just a decaying organic matter as everything else that'll lay there dead on a long white table sooner than you expect or want.
#nevent1q…txvc

2026-03-04 19:35:40 UTC

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Yankees are too brainwashed to resist the urge.

2026-03-04 12:19:32 UTC

Not surprised Yankees falling for the narratives over and over again.
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2026-03-04 07:52:26 UTC

@nprofile…g4gy seems like you're going through tough times — your work on nostr relays is very appreciated by us — if you need anything, we are here for you.

2026-03-04 07:00:06 UTC

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Just a good goy. Like his daddy D.

2026-03-03 21:19:46 UTC

🤣
#nevent1q…z3w4

2026-03-03 20:56:02 UTC

The prophecy, the rapture, the third temple... Americans are that dumb. Let's hope the new generation will be different.
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2026-03-03 20:49:22 UTC

#Amethyst in light theme is a plucked chicken.
Purple on white is a crime against design.

2026-03-02 21:58:37 UTC

Quoting these but cheering imperialism...
#nevent1q…ya7n

2026-03-02 17:41:44 UTC

That's why the hypocrites don't want your news. Just look at that framing, it doesn't go well with the establishment.
#nevent1q…mwq5

2026-03-02 17:35:57 UTC

A war criminal that flees like a pussy from his homeland the minute missiles start flying.
#nevent1q…shms

2026-03-02 17:30:21 UTC

Obviously because you are not pro-genocide and do not support American imperialism.
Nevermind what hypocrites do or say, just keep doing your thing. Hypocrisy is the greatest luxury nowadays.
#nevent1q…5ufp

2026-03-02 14:14:53 UTC

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Wow you so cool

2026-03-02 12:13:21 UTC

Yes, but they are of the same agenda so...
#nevent1q…963f

2026-03-01 18:44:36 UTC

China will keep dumping United States Treasuries, no more financing of U.S. debt from Beijing. Oil will spike and then fade back to current levels, since prolonged high prices would hurt not only China but the U.S. as well. Besides, it would give Russia an easy way to replenish its cash reserves. The momentum is against the U.S.; its funk is deserved, and there’s nothing left to divert the slow, inevitable collapse already in motion.
#nevent1q…6577

2026-03-01 18:24:11 UTC

The message to the nations of the world is clear: build warheads, not diplomatic relations.
Got no nuke?
To the head the fluke.

2026-03-01 14:02:40 UTC

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Cause he ain't doing shit in any case.

2026-03-01 13:40:30 UTC

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What was the question?

2026-03-01 12:38:43 UTC

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What a surprise.

2026-03-01 10:04:47 UTC

If more people would take example from this man, we'd be in a much better place.
But you, faggots, are weak and pathetic by choice, and got only yourselves to blame for it.
#nevent1q…wq87

2026-03-01 08:54:05 UTC

I understand and share the fear of rising node costs, but #BIP110 doesn’t actually solve that class of problems. Pruned nodes already discard historical block data, so large witness fields or OP-RETURN blobs are a temporary validation cost, not a permanent burden. The real long-term cost is UTXO growth, because UTXO entries live in RAM and cannot be pruned. By hard-capping prunable fields, BIP110 creates an incentive for motivated spammers who want to store more than the allowed bytes to shift part of the payload into fake outputs or synthetic keys. That moves data from the prunable side of the system into the non-prunable side. Several demonstrated constructions show that the node ends up carrying more bytes in UTXO than it would have stored in a single prunable OP_RETURN, while the fee delta for the spammer is minimal. So the proposal tightens some superficial limits but risks worsening the one part of the system that actually matters for long-term decentralisation: UTXO size, not raw block weight.
That’s not obviously a win for decentralisation, and it’s a very weird hill to die on if our stated goal is keeping node costs low. Sending a message to spammers that they are not welcome is futile as the spammers do not care about our messages; they will just move to more destructive methods, and the cat and mouse game will continue.
#nevent1q…w760

2026-02-28 21:02:53 UTC

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Democracy has arrived to Iran.

2026-02-28 20:29:00 UTC

This man needs to go.
#nevent1q…lqnv

2026-02-28 20:20:33 UTC

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Immersive scrolling and filled portrait video resolution will make it much better. @nprofile…jejf

2026-02-28 20:00:57 UTC

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It's surprisingly good.

2026-02-28 08:47:17 UTC

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I don't understand how p2p hole-punching has not been integrated into nostr.

2026-02-28 08:31:33 UTC

The debt-ridden empires are at it again, shaking missiles like loose change from the pockets of history, calling it security while the smoke climbs over Tehran and the budget hawks start licking their lips. Every siren is a subsidy, every crater a procurement memo, every “top secret” line item another velvet trapdoor for public money to vanish through on its way to the holy furnace of war. #Peace is out of stock, replaced by premium panic, executive theatrics, and the old bloodstained accounting trick: when the books won’t balance, set the horizon on fire.
https://www.reuters.com/business/aerospace-defense/israel-us-launch-strikes-iran-2026-02-28/

2026-02-27 19:53:33 UTC

Six million is a magic number.
#nevent1q…cq35

2026-02-27 16:43:58 UTC

The whole BIP-110 brouhaha reads like a self-righteous bureaucrat in a hackerspace: loud, performative, and fundamentally ignorant of the system it claims to “fix.” The recent KnotsLies exposé demolishes core talking points by literally encoding a contiguous image in a transaction that violates none of the rules its proponents say are sacrosanct, exposing that the very limits they want to enforce are either bogus or trivially circumvented — a classic case of ideological zealotry masquerading as technical rigor. Far from protecting #Bitcoin, this faction is pushing arbitrary consensus-level censorship of “non-monetary” data based on subjective judgments about what is “spam,” a slippery slope that corrupts Bitcoin’s neutrality and permissionless ethos. Worse yet, these narratives lean on inflated node counts and hollow signaling to suggest a groundswell that doesn’t exist in economic reality, and they paint market-driven fee dynamics as existential threats while dreaming up governance hooks that invite centralized control. What looks like principled minimalism on the surface is really just a tantrum that weaponizes “technical correctness” to graft political preferences into Bitcoin’s consensus layer, a move as counter to sound money and neutrality as any hard fork ever dreamed of.
https://knotslies.com/

2026-02-27 12:10:18 UTC

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This is correct if and only if the chain still has ONLY 5% hashpower left after retarget. When a minority chain hits its first difficulty reset, its difficulty becomes much easier — up to 75% easier. This creates huge profitability per TH/s compared to the majority chain that has not yet adjusted downward.
That effect attracts miners immediately because miners are greedy. You omitted the central premise of my argument — that miners will rapidly return to the newly adjusted chain because the 75% difficulty drop creates a sharp profitability spike. Therefore, your conclusions rely on an unrealistic assumption of static, low hashrate.

2026-02-27 08:08:13 UTC

With an optimistic starting point of 25% miner support, the #BIP110 chain would take roughly 56 days to complete its first retarget, at which point it would hit the maximum allowed 75% difficulty reduction. If an additional 30% of global hashrate joins immediately after that (bringing total participation to 55%), the chain would then operate with 55% hashrate against 25% of the original difficulty. Under those conditions, blocks would average about 4.5 minutes, more than twice as fast as the 10-minute target, and the chain would deliver roughly 4× higher revenue per unit of hashrate compared to a chain that has not yet adjusted downward from its original difficulty. The exact payoff depends on how the non-BIP110 chain recalibrates, but the core incentive structure remains: once BIP110 reaches its first difficulty reset, the profitability spike creates a strong economic pull for miners to migrate.
If a fork relies on asymmetric economic leverage while simultaneously labeling dissenters with extreme accusations, it can create the perception of a coerced consensus rather than an earned one. That dynamic is part of why trust erodes around such proposals, and why I do not support BIP110. I might be wrong, but this is how I currently perceive this.

2026-02-27 07:00:07 UTC

Am I not getting this right?
#asknostr
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2026-02-27 06:45:34 UTC

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500-minute blocks and 700 days for 2016 blocks corresponds to 2% hashrate, not 5%, no?

2026-02-27 02:31:40 UTC

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If a weak fork’s difficulty has already adjusted down and a large pool suddenly switches to it, the chain will produce blocks far faster than 10 minutes until the next retarget pushes difficulty back up. That's the expectation.

2026-02-26 20:06:04 UTC

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Does this imply a rigged system to have the community believe everyone is going for yes?

2026-02-26 20:01:27 UTC

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The rhetoric amis to create a sense of urgency & fear in the community. The attack capitalizes on game theory where miners will chase easy bucks as the chain splits and BIP110 fork prints blocks much quicker (given that hashrate it'll likely have will be much less than legacy chain). It's a nasty way to pull through changes and reeks with desperation. It's not that I support spam, but a group of people doing this kind of shit has my trust in them broken.

2026-02-26 17:57:42 UTC

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User willingness to experiment with soft-fork capable node software and re-engage in coordinated activation efforts suggests a renewed openness to protocol evolution, making Bitcoin’s long-assumed ossification less certain than it once appeared.
Maybe now it's the right time to re-engage with vigor. Conflict of interest is something that should be overcome, no doubt.

2026-02-26 17:34:42 UTC

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Your analogy is a false equivalence: Lightning self-custody isn’t inherently “like smoking” (a direct, cumulative harm), and you’re biasing the conclusion by assuming any scaling ceiling inevitably forces centralized “bandaids” or altcoin flight rather than incremental protocol and market adaptation.

2026-02-26 16:02:23 UTC

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It works for me now. Shall I stop using it because somehow it won't work in the future? That's a visionary thought, wow.

2026-02-26 15:41:29 UTC

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It does the job for me pretty nicely now so why complain.

2026-02-26 15:39:37 UTC

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These wallets using L-Bitcoin or atomic swaps are silly, it's not hard to run a CLN node these days.

2026-02-26 07:19:09 UTC

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She was absolutely spot on. Cry harder.

2026-02-26 06:14:13 UTC

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Plausible denialibility at work.

2026-02-26 06:12:55 UTC

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What is American man? LMAO
Apparently, a fuckin cock sucker statist cuck to the most parasitical state. If anyone writes "American" in their bio, it's a testimony to their arrogance splashed ignorance. Gloria was 100% right when she called you fucks out. Now, fuck off from my thread.

2026-02-25 22:31:32 UTC

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Rugpulling is a one-sided concentrated bet: exactly how big money in the markets is made. Collaring, or creating offsetting positions is akin to hedging, where you try to reduce your risk exposure in anticipation of a downside. This is worse than just reducing the position as it incurs more cost. However, the situation that was described in the tweet where Jane Street built a long position on ETFs and offsetted it with options, allegedly even going into negative position — aka reversing risk exposure from short to long — is practically just wasting money. You could do that more effectively by just selling your ETFs into the market bids and going short.

2026-02-25 22:20:37 UTC

It would be quite a thing if they bought put options to offset the long position. That's just a wasted shot. Seems like some people have no idea how trading works.
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