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2026-06-16 16:46:39 UTC

lol yeah man blowing like 75% of all of the missiles the US has to achieve sweet fuck all actually seems very intimidating to china i bet
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2026-06-13 16:44:38 UTC

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proximally https://www.mccoveychronicles.com/san-francisco-giants-analysis/107734/giants-pride-night-bigotry-landen-roupp-jt-brubaker, but also this is mostly a joke about them being scared of home plate

2026-06-13 16:28:05 UTC

the Giants being homeophobes explains why they’re so godawful at baseball

2026-04-20 18:17:30 UTC

oh so you think media consolidation is good when the onion does it. curious

2026-04-20 17:55:01 UTC

the onion has really outdone themselves this time
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2026-04-15 23:22:00 UTC

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Alright here’s our plan for the midterms boys: we make gas cost a million dollars and then spend all our time calling the Pope a pussy

2026-04-15 23:17:50 UTC

I can understand the Big Dumb Boy beefing with the pope bc he’s a demented old weirdo who’s never had an inside thought in his life, but what are these other clowns possibly hoping to get out of jumping in on this lmao. It’s like Clintonian microtargeting aimed at precisely 5 Red Scare superfans.

2025-12-19 18:02:32 UTC

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2025-10-16 14:20:17 UTC

I have never in my life wanted “more relevant ads”

2025-10-06 22:25:51 UTC

the fediverse & mastodon may be a janky as hell experience full of dopey design choices and littered with weird humourless instances, but time and time again it’s turned out to be smarter to ride the jank than put up with the corpo-brained fuckery of everywhere else

2025-07-24 17:50:03 UTC

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2025-01-16 18:54:08 UTC

hauling this over here because it's always been my favorite Lynch anecdote
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2024-12-19 21:00:54 UTC

Prosecutor: You stage that perp walk of Luigi?
Cop: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Prosecutor: what

2024-11-21 23:44:32 UTC

Man goes to doctor. Doctor in foul mood. Man, polite, asks what’s wrong. Doctor says Great clown Pagliacci is in town. Says saw him last night. Says worst fucking show he ever saw. Real two-bit piece of shit clowning. Ticket cost a fucking fortune. Says if that no talent motherfucker ever showe

2024-11-19 22:22:27 UTC

if you're cold they're cold. set your landlord on fire.

2024-08-09 23:37:05 UTC

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