Laeserin

https://lumina.rocks/profile/nostr:npub1m4ny6hjqzepn4rxknuq94c2gpqzr29ufkkw7ttcxyak7v43n6vvsajc2jl

🎵Die Gedanken sind frei.

Public Key

npub1m4ny6hjqzepn4rxknuq94c2gpqzr29ufkkw7ttcxyak7v43n6vvsajc2jl

NIP-05 Address

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsd6ejdteqpvse63ntf7qz6u9yqspp4z7ymt8094urzwm0x2ceaxxgpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezumrpdejqzxnhwden5te0w35x2en0wfjhxapwdehhxarjxyhxxmmdqythwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnndamxy6t59e5x7um5qyd8wumn8ghj7mmjd3uj6un9d3shjtnfd4mkzmry9ejh2qg5waehxw309aex2mrp0yhxummnw3ezucn8q9chwumn8ghj7enfd36x2u3wdehhxarj9emkjmn99ah8qatzx9kngmnexe5x5ut6v4cxudrj0p4kuat38y6xxvn8wpch5u3j896kv6mtwumhgarr0pukz6ehwc6rxm3kwem8xct2vvex5mplvfex7ctyvdshxapaw3e82efxvakx7cnpds7kzmrvtn82zh

Publishing to

filter.nostr.wine/npub1m4ny6hjqzepn4rxknuq94c2gpqzr29ufkkw7ttcxyak7v43n6vvsajc2jl?broadcast=true&global=all

Author Public Key

npub1m4ny6hjqzepn4rxknuq94c2gpqzr29ufkkw7ttcxyak7v43n6vvsajc2jl

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2026-03-27 11:49:48 CET

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They relay indirectly, tho, as you can send from one client and view the results on a second relay or client.

2026-03-27 11:48:40 CET

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The name is a bit of a misnomer, agreed. Confusing.
We can use them as relays, for ephemeral events, tho.

2026-03-27 11:43:57 CET

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Yeah, only follows and communities. No open Internet and now 🤖

2026-03-27 11:43:09 CET

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Something something ⚽

2026-03-27 07:29:48 CET

They know people often miss mortgage payments and that housing 🏠 will eventually crash. This is an easy way to collect large amounts of your corn 🌽 .
Borrower beware.
#nevent1q…4u3g

2026-03-26 16:41:08 CET

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if you have theforest or nostr.land in your outboxes, they'll spread the _delete request_ event from there.
It's up to the relay to delete it.
Just use the nevent or hex ID of the superfluous event, not the naddr. Then only the newer version will remain, as the old one is deleted.

2026-03-26 16:11:55 CET

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Search for the event ID on Jumble and then select delete event from the menu.

2026-03-26 15:38:33 CET

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Hey, @npub1wqf…qsyn
https://media.tenor.com/eipZdskbpdUAAAAC/youre-next-baroness.gif

2026-03-25 21:10:52 CET

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Someone already bought all of my subs, for the rest of his life, in bulk. I'm looking for a side-gig.

2026-03-25 21:05:01 CET

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Yeah, it's a bit of a luxury.

2026-03-25 21:02:39 CET

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The challenge is real.
I tend to get pressured by the unemployment agency into taking engineering positions, since they can place me in 5 minutes and have one less person on their plate. Quick win, for the statistic. 😂
Gotta front-run them, by getting something else, first.

2026-03-25 20:55:39 CET

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I sometimes stand in the kitchen and think,
What would Essential cook? 🤔
🤣

2026-03-25 17:12:13 CET

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Oma prefers the big terrace facing the vegetable garden and the fruit trees. They're starting to get blooms. 🌸

2026-03-25 16:45:48 CET

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Yeah, I got my two nephews, as well, and then all of the senior citizens and first communion kids at church.
I like being around people, tho. People are nice. Looking forward to the BTC Prague convention, in June, so that I can finally see some Nostriches, again.
@npub1c6d…zmx3 @npub1995…8vtf I'm starting to have meetup withdrawal symptoms. 😂 It's been too long.

2026-03-25 16:40:08 CET

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I'm really glad we moved in and that we get along so well. We can't afford to buy a place this nice and she can't afford the upkeep and can't perform the maintenance, so it's a nice symbiosis.

2026-03-25 16:37:05 CET

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Well, they own most of the residential real-estate, but a lot of us are living in it with them and/or inheriting it, and there are plenty of families where everyone is being fed off of Grandma's pension.
It's just a gigantic demographic overhang. Nobody wants to build lots of houses, to bring down prices, as they know that the population will shrink dramatically, afterward, and then they're stuck with a bunch of empty houses. It'll turn around, really fast, and then everything will be differently weird.

2026-03-25 14:44:54 CET

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https://media.tenor.com/JZVi8QDJKsIAAAAC/classic-black-and-white.gif

2026-03-25 07:11:11 CET

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I'm just being haughty. 😁
I tried the new web version, a few days ago, and it was better than the old one, but still surprisingly bad performance and missing lots of my favorite kinds, so that it felt like I couldn't do anything I wanted to do or see what I want to see. Constricting.

2026-03-25 07:08:10 CET

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https://media.tenor.com/d9PAi5tFIdwAAAAC/esmeralda-bow-down.gif

2026-03-25 07:05:38 CET

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I'm developing for crappy hardware and extremely slow internet connections, so as soon as it goes over 20, I start batch-processing. And I only stream in over the user's own inboxes, favorites, and some presents. It's full outbox (I add the outboxes of whoever is being responded to), but not full inbox, except on one component specifically for that.
Let me add some logging, to see how many relays the follows component has.

2026-03-24 23:11:57 CET

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I have Hivetalk as the call jump-client, at the moment, but I could add CornyChat in the settings, and let users switch. 🤔
Adding a live-ticker could be another option, with default ON. I have to think a bit, of how best to implement that. Maybe I'll check out how Amethyst does it.

2026-03-24 23:02:07 CET

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Should I show a ticker of live-events as a banner across the top of the home 🏠 page, or something?

2026-03-24 23:00:23 CET

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Ah, I forgot to add that.

2026-03-17 15:54:05 CET

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Best I can do is a lightweight Asciidoc parser that also composes publications. I'll keep it small.
Hacking it together.
https://git.imwald.eu/silberengel/gc-parser-asciidoc

2026-03-17 15:52:55 CET

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I use it, constantly, so I build it to do everything I need.

2026-03-12 06:58:46 CET

I'm taking a break from kind 1, now. See you on kind 11. 🤙🏼
https://jumble.imwald.eu/discussions

2026-03-11 08:44:16 CET

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There is. €€€€€€

2026-03-11 07:01:48 CET

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Just wait. Hubby and I have been at this since the 90s.

2026-03-11 06:59:39 CET

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@npub1q6y…t3sh @npub1r30…t9ma @npub107j…ncxg I don't know, if you've tried either of them out.
Aitherboard is the one that I'll be trying spells out on.

2026-03-11 06:56:18 CET

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My Jumble does kinds 1, 24, 9802, 20, 21, 22, 1222, 1068, 30023, 30817, 30818, 30041, 30-33, and (from the Discussion page) kind 11.
With all tags, preview, and json preview. I use it, constantly.

2026-03-11 06:49:26 CET

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I am on vacation, but it's a slow morning.
For the most advanced and universal, but least beginner-friendly editor:
1. Go to https://aitherboard.imwald.eu,/
2. Login,
3. Click _Write_ in the menu.
4. Select what kind you want to post,
5. Add all tags you want,
6. Add any npubs by typing "@laeserin" or whatever, and selecting them from the list (this isn't in the Advanced Editor, yet, only the simple one),
7.Then click Advanced Editor.
It's CodeMirror and will be getting more user-friendly and crazy-advanced later, but it works. It's a full IDE. Just posted from it:
#naddr1qv…tdjf
It does Markdown or Asciidoc, depending upon which kind you selected.
For something easier and with @ support, go to https://jumble.imwald.eu/ and click the _New Post_ button and select _Longform_. You can post all sorts of kinds, from there.
GM

2026-03-11 06:29:15 CET

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We found a really good butcher, and asked them where they buy their bread, and they directed us to a little corner shop on a side street and everything there is fantastic. They bake in the back.
I'm very particular about baked goods because I worked in an artisan bakery, for years.

2026-03-11 06:24:57 CET

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I get sea sick. 😂
We're taking the big ferry out to Aegina, tho.

2026-03-11 06:23:14 CET

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Today, with walnuts and local honey.
Greek honey is amazing.

2026-03-10 11:47:02 CET

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Might visit the northern half, next time, but ya gotta do Athens, first. That's an official rule of the Traveler's constitution.
My husband just got caught in a sunbeam and passed out. Beware of Greeks bringing sunshine! That stuff is dangerous. 😂

2026-03-10 11:45:06 CET

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@npub1cm8…zwm4 feels your pain, I'm sure, but rest assured that it's still a very nice place to visit.

2026-03-10 11:41:26 CET

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I only see one. You don't have the tags set, just the stringified json. If you want to do multiple NIP05 tags, you need to add them to the kind 0 tag list, where the client tag is.
https://aitherboard.imwald.eu/profile/npub1tcekjparmkju6k83r5tzmzjvjwy0nnajlrwyk35us9g7x7wx80ys9hjmky
{
"content": "{\"about\":\"[ENG/GER] NOT a bitcoiner/stacker/maxi. I am here to have a damn good time!\\nRabbithole conniseur; I enjoy random stuff. :D\\nEx-Furry, (close to) blind, hobby developer/sysadmin, waifu enjoyer, long hair fetish (#hairjob).\\nI sometimes talk about NSFW stuff; because fucking is fun =)\\n(DMs always open.)\",\"banner\":\"https://m.primal.net/HGyD.jpg/%22,/%22display_name/%22:/%22Ingwie Phoenix (aka. birb)\",\"lud16\":\"[email protected]\",\"name\":\"IngwiePhoenix\",\"nip05\":\"[email protected]\",\"picture\":\"https://www.libravatar.org/avatar/a458f3c9b0497afd9dc246935e0f5260bc9bd75a568f7b41d423813d43660df3?d=retro&s=300%5C%22%2C%5C%22website%5C%22%3A%5C%22https%3A%2F%2Fnostree.me%2Fingwie%5C%22%2C%5C%22displayName%5C%22%3A%5C%22Ingwie Phoenix (aka. birb)\",\"bot\":false,\"fields\":[[\"Nostree\",\"https://nostree.me/ingwie/%22]]%7D%22,
"created_at": 1772971068,
"id": "83579ed75485168657d2010514530dd7be8b3ae8b741de1258bfea0b23639f21",
"kind": 0,
"pubkey": "5e336907a3dda5cd58f11d162d8a4c9388f9cfb2f8dc4b469c8151e379c63bc9",
"sig": "cdde7887a125dd28e122b3a4f82b49e08375fd34ac1f82eb94a52d24df7ab1c44eb9be8d38d060855d354038d66b4b69d85ce62bdf1ad6e66bc4256f249135a2",
"tags": [
[
"client",
"Ditto"
]
]
}

2026-03-10 11:36:03 CET

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Without lots of coffee, I am asleep by 21:30 and wake up at 5:30, without an alarm. With lots of coffee, I can extend my day to 22:30 or even 23:30, and still get up at 5:30, with an alarm.
Small amounts of coffee don't seem to have a lasting effect, but I used to drink a lot of coffee.

2026-03-10 11:31:21 CET

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Modern coal mines, fr.
Hardly any physical movement for 10 hours per day, and everyone goes half-blind and gets carpal tunnel syndrome.

2026-03-10 11:28:06 CET

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Ah, yeah, gotta AI all the pics and make sure to add in the salt and peppers shakers.

2026-03-10 11:24:38 CET

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LOL been to Berlin or London or Baltimore, lately?

2026-03-10 11:15:02 CET

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We are loving #Greece. 🥰 Fantastic weather, amazing monuments and museums, beautiful nature, delicious food, excellent coffee, great place for walking and hiking. Lounge on the deck chairs and read a book and drink some good Greek wine. And everyone has been so friendly and helpful, and they speak better English than the Americans. 😂
Athens in late winter is my idea of Paradise. 😁 Rome in the autumn was pretty awesome, but this is even awesomer.
Heading down to the coast, later. 🏖

2026-03-10 11:08:43 CET

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😂 I'm just keeping it real.
We went to the bakery, butchery and grocery store, next to the apartment, and it all tastes delicious.
Food here so good, fr.

2026-03-10 10:42:41 CET

From an Athens rooftop, my so-called Greek breakfast. 😊
https://i.nostr.build/FOMRoHoKz60SDocG.jpg
#coffeechain

2026-03-09 09:09:45 CET

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Oh, Cem isn't really new and isn't really scary. 😂🤷🏻‍♀️ He's Kretschmann #2, basically. That's why he got elected. He's more of the same normalo Green.
He might bring Boris Palmer in, tho, so 🍿

2026-03-09 08:49:33 CET

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Some people are freaking out about Cem Özdemir, as the Minister President of Baden-Württemberg, but Cem is a special case of a popular moderate Green, and the CDU campaign was very lackluster.
FDP didn't even make it in. They have zero momentum.

2026-03-09 08:13:00 CET

We voted in local elections, yesterday. Turnout was good, so was the result.
No AfD or Linke in our town councils, but some AfD in the cities. That matches my general impression that they're an urban-thing.

2026-03-09 06:43:10 CET

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We've all lost weight, even though it's only been a few weeks and I'm not even trying.
I'm down 2,5 kg. 🤯

2026-03-09 05:49:06 CET

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It feels like a vacation, until I notice that our kids are having problems and our parents are having problems, and the house is molding, and my husband's health is deteriorating, as is mine, and that there are unpaid bills at the bottom of the messy mail pile... and I remember that housewives have an actual job and that I hadn't been doing it.
I can't multitask. Nobody can, actually. Multitasking is a myth.
The world is decaying for lack of housewives. I am sure, that this is a thing.

2026-03-09 05:24:43 CET

Everytime I am out of full-time work, for a bit, it first feels like it's a vacation. And then I start to notice that everyone and everything around me has been slowly, but dramatically, falling apart. While I was spending all day reviewing project plans and attending important meetings.
Including myself. I was also decaying. I was decaying and I didn't even notice. I just felt tired. So, I drank more coffee. But I was still tired, underneath the coffee.

2026-03-08 19:57:28 CET

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A lot.

2026-03-08 19:56:58 CET

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I don't see the conflict, as you can have more than one NIP-05 in your tags.

2026-03-08 18:54:46 CET

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Yup.

2026-03-08 18:53:53 CET

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Yes, profile based, unless they add them to their event tags or content.

2026-03-08 18:12:22 CET

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A NIP-05 is better than none, but they actually live by reputation and relationship.
It's a certificate, of sorts, and a self-signed certificate isn't as valuable as one signed by a reputable certificate issuer.

2026-03-08 18:10:58 CET

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Take some human's art and have a machine create it. You don't see the difference? Then this post was for you.

2026-03-08 16:30:28 CET

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RELENTLESSLY NORMIE-POSTING INTO THE VOID.

2026-03-08 16:27:44 CET

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Without the Internet, humans can't organize, communicate, and coordinate efficiently over long distances.

2026-03-08 16:24:03 CET

I came here to mostly post pics (selfies, landscapes, and pictures of food) and to bitch about politics.
But then the shit didn't work.
So, I started to fix the shit, myself.
Then I built my own shit.
Now, I am knee-deep in the shit.
But I still mostly post pics and bitch about politics.✊🏼
You can't break me.

2026-03-08 16:16:47 CET

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We have that, with NIP-05. If you have a gitcitadel or theforest or nostr.land NIP-05, then you're either a human or a very useful bot that doesn't pose as a human.
That's why I don't see the bots.

2026-03-08 16:05:45 CET

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Yeah. Having a standard address also means that you can put the payment link anywhere, not just in some specific kind or tag, as it's an atomic format like wss:// https:// nostr: and etc.
So, if someone says, hey, your whatever-address in your profile isn't working, you can just reply with: oh, then use my payto://... address and they would click it and the handler would open.
And those addresses could be to anything: Lightning, Bitcoin on-chain, Monero, Doge, but also PayPal, MasterCard, bank account. Anything.

2026-03-08 16:01:11 CET

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Humans are all escaping the Internet, to get away from the bots.

2026-03-08 16:00:31 CET

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Autism Central, at your service. 🫡

2026-03-08 15:01:28 CET

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https://github.com/nostr-protocol/nips/pull/2119

2026-03-08 15:00:08 CET

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It's defined as a boolean, but you can just leave off the true/false bit. True if added.
https://github.com/nostr-protocol/nips/blob/master/24.md

2026-03-08 14:57:48 CET

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🤷🏻‍♀️

2026-03-08 14:57:16 CET

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I just use the payto:// addresses NIP, since I then don't need to make a client for each different sort of payment. Just need a handler for each one.

2026-03-08 14:52:15 CET

Nothing says "autism" like thinking it's better that a bot reply on social media with the correct answer, than that a human reply with an answer they think is correct, but that might not be.
It's called "social media" because we are here to *socialize*. Humans socialize by interacting with humans. This includes discussing the correctness or incorrectness of replies. If your feed is just a command prompt, then it's just a crappy command prompt.
For those slow on the uptake:
Schtupping your blow up doll is not sexual intercourse because your doll is not a human being. I am sorry to bring you this news. Have fun with that. Or my condolences. Congratulations.

2026-03-08 14:28:36 CET

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They should use the ["bot"] tag, in their profile, so that they can be filtered out by the client. They shouldn't be posing as humans.

2026-03-07 20:27:45 CET

Iris Dena
Shameful. 👎🏻

2026-03-07 17:25:45 CET

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I don't believe it! 😂

2026-03-07 12:50:31 CET

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The agents are still mildly terrible.

2026-03-07 08:12:59 CET

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I'm actually more talented as a writer, than as a developer, but I do both.
There aren't actually that many writers on Nostr. Especially any who write about subjects other than Nostr and Bitcoin. Almost all of the money here goes to the developers, rather than the content creators, which is backward and probably slowing down adoption.

2026-03-07 08:09:51 CET

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I work on this hobby full-time. 😂

2026-03-07 07:28:36 CET

Everyone keeps inviting Angela Merkel to interviews and conferences and the public is mildly horrified and reminded that she still hasn't been put on trial for treason.
Go crawl back under your rock, Angie.

2026-03-07 07:19:46 CET

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Well, it does go to show the power of religion, and religious proxies like environmentalism. Without religious fervor, it's very difficult to get anything done, as a group.

2026-03-06 22:04:28 CET

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Woo hoo! Y'all are making men feel all young.
Relative age, ftw.

2026-03-06 21:59:14 CET

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A 🤳🏻 selfie made in the bathroom. For the really lazy selfie makers.

2026-03-06 21:55:24 CET

The most important news of the day is that my hair is mid-length, now.
Solipsism, thy name is woman.
#nevent1q…6ac2

2026-03-06 21:47:15 CET

It's weird how we've all gotten used to bombs getting dropped on apartment buildings. We're inured and sort of emotionally exhausted. Still totally sucks if it happens to your own house, tho.
The world has always been a weird place, but it's gotten weirder and wieder, and we're all becoming detached.

2026-03-06 21:30:39 CET

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I have to cook it, myself.

2026-03-06 20:50:51 CET

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Those adhering to more traditional interpretations of the faith, like mainline Protestants and Catholics and Eastern Orthodox.
The ones not caught up in the End Times Jerusalem Rapture Cult stuff.

2026-03-06 20:29:50 CET

I ended up with a bunch of 🍆 from the organic delivery, so it's aubergine garam masala with chickpeas, canned tomatoes, and coconut milk. Paired it with a cucumber raita, homemade mango chutney, and some freshly-baked baguette.
Lent probably shouldn't result in better-tasting food, but here we are. 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

2026-03-06 19:08:39 CET

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For the hardcore geopolitics nerds. 😁
https://youtu.be/H0U9SGVDC78

2026-03-06 19:02:20 CET

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The cringe. Is real.

2026-03-06 19:00:08 CET

The EU and India. #politics
https://youtu.be/dkYkvW15xBM

2026-03-06 18:01:54 CET

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Yeah, people have been trying to summon The End since The Beginning. Oh well. Carry on.
I think this is all daft, but now we're stuck hoping America wins or Europe is fucked. We're already getting Iranian refugees. I was just at the mall and they were trying to get a group of them jobs there. Which is a good idea, and more power to them and the Iranians are model guests, but our unemployment is climbing, already, and we're short on housing. No idea, where we are going to put them all.
At least, the weather is warm, now. Always worst when they arrive in the middle of winter.
https://media.tenor.com/Z4Q-VHEs6PcAAAAC/sigh-hairflip.gif

2026-03-06 17:30:10 CET

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It's a weird time to be an orthodox Christian because we're just watching this all going down like it's a weird action movie and it doesn't even feel real, but it's real.

2026-03-06 17:20:47 CET

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Have fun!

2026-03-06 16:18:46 CET

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You could at least try to be cuter about it.
This agent is called Teamosaurus Text and it writes comments under MS Teams messages and writes the protocols at videoconferences. His symbol is the ✍🏻
This agent is powered by Bitcoin and that is why we call him Permissionlessian, because he can pay with Bitcoin. His symbol is the ⚡

2026-03-06 16:14:12 CET

Y'all talk about your little agent pets like my nephew talks about his Pokemons, but you aren't as cute and your agents don't have cool superpowers.

2026-03-06 13:20:18 CET

They said we didn't have the money to support Ukraine, as there are Americans struggling to pay the rent, and then they spent the money to support Israel, instead.
I think it's safe to assume that this was the plan, from the beginning.

2026-03-06 13:12:41 CET

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Yeah, I have no idea who is doing what, and probably never had, but it can ground my flight, regardless.

2026-03-06 10:27:50 CET

John McCain was just too early.

2026-03-06 10:02:51 CET

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People keep asking me when I am going to cut my hair to something respectable, again.
I know I am too friggin old for long hair and I do not care. I was too friggin young for short hair, before, but I am a haircut contrarian.
I had the respectable haircut at 16. Bite me.

2026-03-06 09:59:31 CET

When you're flying to Greece, in a few days, and the USA starts a war with Iran, which responds by bombing Cyprus and it's like,
> Dear Iran,
>
> Please do not bomb Athens. I have vacation. I have wanted to go to Greece my whole life. Do not be mean about this.
>
> Thanks, in advance.
I feel like I need to get this request in, before everyone else starts sending theirs. You know everyone headed for an Istanbul beach chair is trying to get their begging in first.

2026-03-06 09:50:56 CET

Looks like Orban wants to cancel the Hungarian elections. I did, actually, already have that on my bingo card for 2026, so
https://media.tenor.com/i2V9q28KQ0QAAAAC/dottie-underwood-agent-carter.gif

2026-03-06 09:37:21 CET

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Stealing an entire transport from an Austrian bank might finally be enough to take away Hungary's EU voting rights. Interesting.
Orban looking increasingly desperate. I guess he knows he's about to be voted out of office and needs to start a war, like Trump did, to front-run the election. But nobody wants to start a war with Hungary, so he's just sort of winging it.

2026-03-06 09:27:55 CET

The weird thing about curly hair is that it takes forever to look longer, but my hair is already long enough that I can't pull it straight and get it onto a bathroom-selfie. 😂 This feels like a milestone.
Still can barely braid it, tho. Hair needs to be crazy-long, for braids.
https://i.nostr.build/PCsPjvmHJXVf8mEj.jpg
#hairstyles #beauty

2026-03-06 06:17:28 CET

I don't know who isn't aware of where this is headed, but if your users can't install your app without an age verification check, then you can't distribute your app anonymously. You have to register your app, someplace, same way you currently register website domains.
This solves a legal problem they've been having with anonymous devs (and their bots) spreading malicious or broken software. There was no one to sue, when it went wrong, you see.