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I've speculated that if AGI manifests, it will integrate with wildlife moreso than humans. Like some kind of cyber-monolith, it will spread sapience to all species.

2025-10-25 20:04:29 CEST

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I keep getting the same one. I've thrown so many in the trash.

2025-10-25 19:41:37 CEST

Windows after 18 hours of uptime: "Your PC will be restarted to install updates. Please save your work."
Linux after 18 months of uptime: "I'm tired boss."

2025-10-25 19:35:32 CEST

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lol. lmao

2025-10-25 19:34:00 CEST

I'm curious what sales numbers look like for the new, smaller Costco muffins.

2025-10-24 03:33:00 CEST

You can just take baths.

2025-10-24 02:40:02 CEST

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DinoPark Tycoon, MS Paint, Mathcopter, WordPad. Printing 100 copies of black-filled pages.

2025-10-22 20:22:16 CEST

#footstr
#nevent1q…48vv

2025-10-22 20:19:03 CEST

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Diabolical. I assumed a vaccine placebo would be saline solution.

2025-10-21 01:56:10 CEST

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Cigarettes remind me of home because Dad always smoked in the house 🥲

2025-10-16 20:41:37 CEST

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Oh I see. I know you said no self-host, but Gitea is pretty easy to set up. It's available on Umbrel OS.

2025-10-16 20:38:31 CEST

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There's Codeberg https://codeberg.org/

2025-10-15 02:17:23 CEST

Blockbench - FOSS low poly 3D model editor #gamedev
https://www.blockbench.net/

2025-10-14 14:16:02 CEST

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That's some ghoulish thinking. But surely if Peter was accidentally born in Gaza, he wouldn't be one of the "terrorists." 🥴

2025-10-12 17:31:42 CEST

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hk_yhi3-prw

2025-10-12 17:31:14 CEST

🇨🇦💀
https://cdn.satellite.earth/a93648ff384f3e04e0484c6e6a60f8c31351c6f960647bb7cc4d670ebd44a37d.jpg

2025-10-12 15:52:19 CEST

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GM 🤩

2025-10-12 15:49:04 CEST

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Don't let the gooners find out about this.

2025-10-11 16:58:20 CEST

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Oh wow, I'm soft-locked on the first mission. NPCs are blocking my path to a staircase. 😅

2025-10-11 16:12:01 CEST

BF6 has a singleplayer campaign. 🥰 #gaming

2025-10-09 14:46:35 CEST

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With many people deep in debt, inflation is momentarily seen as a kind of relief. The debt is easier to pay off when it's inflated away. This also applies to corporations and governments.
These groups should never have borrowed so much in the first place. After this honeymoon period of inflation they will join the responsible ones in their misery.

2025-10-09 14:29:54 CEST

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Fascinating. I had no idea.

2025-10-09 02:24:42 CEST

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Oy vey

2025-10-09 02:21:47 CEST

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GM ☕

2025-10-08 14:31:39 CEST

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You can research Carl Jung and analytical psychology or don't. Doesn't matter to me.

2025-10-08 14:24:09 CEST

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Those who don't make the subconscious conscious will have their lives ruled by it, and call it fate.
-paraphrased Carl Jung

2025-10-08 14:14:02 CEST

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My friends and I had loads of fun with these as kids. Some would swap in heavier springs.

2025-10-07 14:15:19 CEST

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GM 😤

2025-10-06 14:47:51 CEST

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GM 🌄☕

2025-10-05 18:49:37 CEST

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Cook smart, not hard 😋

2025-10-04 15:11:46 CEST

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When I get drowsy behind the wheel I always punch out the window for some fresh air.

2025-10-03 14:44:43 CEST

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Surely 2.7M noncomplying individuals could form a circular economy.

2025-09-25 14:37:31 CEST

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GM 🌄☕

2025-09-20 17:55:32 CEST

Don't be dismal, and know to what mornings you were born. #plebchain

2025-09-20 17:27:49 CEST

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Make Ohio goon again!

2025-09-20 17:14:21 CEST

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Start pooping in the streets as a protest.

2025-09-17 13:43:04 CEST

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Oy vey

2025-09-16 13:22:17 CEST

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Peter 😂

2025-09-12 15:04:37 CEST

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Demonic

2025-09-11 20:40:50 CEST

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Sign of things to come?

2025-09-11 05:11:45 CEST

You can just eat peanut butter and honey sandwiches before bed.

2025-09-10 14:26:08 CEST

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GM 🌄

2025-09-09 14:38:46 CEST

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GM 🌄☕

2025-09-08 20:13:59 CEST

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Ouroboros kitty

2025-09-08 20:10:59 CEST

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But the tape is what I use to keep all my ducks in a row!

2025-09-07 16:03:35 CEST

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Welcome to Nostr! 👁💜

2025-09-07 15:42:06 CEST

GM 🌄 Have a blessed, restful Sunday.

2025-09-07 15:25:29 CEST

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The Tree of Life by Israel Regardie
#occultstr
https://cdn.satellite.earth/b98ddff441d97f565fcfd499b99e17c72fe02a818c29fe05b69ec54908b56157.jpg

2025-09-05 20:31:11 CEST

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Will be interesting how an extended lifespan will affect the human condition. Maybe we'll become like elves. Looking sexy in old age but being all melancholy.

2025-08-31 14:36:11 CEST

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A jack of all trades and a master none is often times better than a master of one. 😁

2025-08-28 14:51:09 CEST

GM 🌄 You can just transmute things.

2025-08-28 14:48:28 CEST

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In Amethyst <1.0 media would continually loop in the background. In Android's notification/settings drawer the media player would be pinned, endlessly looping. This occurred for me on several devices running stock Android, Graphene, and Lineage.
But it's fixed now. 💜

2025-08-28 14:35:55 CEST

One good reason for updating Amethyst to 1.0 is the media player no longer stays pinned while the app is in the background. This would substantially drain the battery. #amethyst

2025-08-27 20:09:20 CEST

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Bless you and your family.

2025-08-26 14:32:25 CEST

New Amethyst replaced my followed hashtags with a bunch of gay ones.

2025-08-25 19:20:37 CEST

If I were not such a GUI pleb I would probably run Omarchy. https://omarchy.org/ #linux

2025-07-11 16:16:05 CEST

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That was gay as shit.

2025-07-11 15:31:51 CEST

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Tits, pits, holes and soles.

2025-07-07 19:20:11 CEST

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Intoxication was home. Then I took little vacations to sobriety. Eventually sobriety becomes home.

2025-07-07 18:03:27 CEST

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Greenland lol

2025-07-07 17:04:27 CEST

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I was really trying to discuss this in good faith, but now you're insulting me. I won't put any more effort into convincing you.

2025-07-07 16:40:22 CEST

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Newton's 3rd law:
"Whenever one object exerts a force on another object, the second object exerts an equal and opposite on the first."
The hand is exerting a force on the bottle equal to the force of gravity. The water is following the path of least resistance and flowing out of the holes. Remove the hand and the water's path of least resistance is to be still within the falling bottle. I'm baffled that this needs explaining.

2025-07-07 16:22:27 CEST

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The forces being applied to make the water flow are gravity and the dude's hand. Take away his hand and obviously it will stop flowing because there is no opposing force to gravity.
That's is, until the bottle hits the ground. We figured this stuff out a long time ago.

2025-07-07 15:42:07 CEST

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But where is the correspondence of a flat Earth in the microcosm? As above, so below. Atoms, planets, stars, galaxies. Everything is attracted and orbiting each other. Why would the pattern break for a flat Earth?

2025-07-07 15:39:00 CEST

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"No force in freefall means there's no acceleration."
??? What?

2025-07-06 18:23:26 CEST

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#tunestr
#nevent1q…42nt

2025-07-06 17:37:47 CEST

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I see someone post OC on Nostr, I follow. That's just how it works.
#nevent1q…tpa8

2025-07-05 17:06:09 CEST

Got my Minibits LN address back. ☺ Thank you @nprofile…vavr for the support. I'm glad you could work out those bugs and improve the wallet. It will be the first that I recommend to new plebs. 💜

2025-07-05 16:56:27 CEST

The Transpersonals - No More Beers
https://youtu.be/DPE8r_2dKG8?si=4HreweTO09vP32dz
#tunestr

2025-07-03 14:40:49 CEST

I have never been respected so deeply by software as by GrapheneOS.

2025-07-03 02:30:24 CEST

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Now let me send drafts to 1000 relays after every keystroke. 😂
#nevent1q…natd

2025-07-02 00:17:35 CEST

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Bring back public hangings.

2025-07-01 02:26:51 CEST

STOiZY - Gaining Purity
https://youtu.be/bzjZFAzY4_g?si=0UdwvLSectprzIcU
#tunestr

2025-06-30 14:46:59 CEST

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GM 🐣

2025-06-30 14:45:18 CEST

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Wouldn't want to get rested.

2025-06-30 14:42:13 CEST

I've begun my moustache arc.

2025-06-30 14:40:55 CEST

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You wouldn't be interested.

2025-06-30 14:21:34 CEST

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It is!

2025-06-30 14:18:57 CEST

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GM #plebchain 🌄🌻
#nevent1q…rmu0

2025-06-30 14:17:20 CEST

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Good ol' reverse psychology. 🙃

2025-06-29 19:16:20 CEST

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The duality of Man.

2025-06-29 19:05:54 CEST

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😒sodl

2025-06-29 17:19:34 CEST

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It's real proof-of-work like this that makes dazzling AI slop even possible. Respect.

2025-06-29 17:13:28 CEST

The Transpersonals - You Gotta Horus Outta Control
https://cdn.satellite.earth/d32151a9c2228a58ec51abad59da2c525abe67da0e672ed991e651cf1f0420ac.mp4
#tunestr

2025-06-29 16:13:46 CEST

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Accurate 😂

2025-06-29 15:50:33 CEST

My Minibits wallet address got rugged and I can't figure out why. It is now [email protected] 😅

2025-06-29 07:22:50 CEST

It would put my mind at ease if @nprofile…vavr performed OTA updates before the wallet recovery process begins. The last OTA update said something about a fix for queries during seed-based recovery.

2025-06-29 06:30:12 CEST

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🗣 GM 🌄

2025-06-28 02:17:26 CEST

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Ooof sorry bro