🇬🇧 MummaBear 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ( Dame)

ITM UK

* never underestimate my imagination or sarcasm 🤣
NAS since 2017
NA.S since 2024

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Last Notes

2026-07-04 12:14:38 CEST

The builder took the Micky out of my tape measure 🤪.

2026-05-15 22:56:18 CEST

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gosh I hope not

2026-05-15 22:55:23 CEST

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change your pillows. Cold is good to encourage new blood flow

2026-05-14 21:08:31 CEST

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it's £2 a litre here

2026-05-14 21:07:29 CEST

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where's your pain?

2026-05-06 17:38:01 CEST

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the UK has lots if they need more

2026-04-11 21:13:29 CEST

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I can't get my dog to pick up one 🥺

2026-04-11 16:44:49 CEST

Oooh please 🥺
KitKat truck flanked by security convoy after 12-tonne chocolate theft https://share.google/ZPSvH25NyP0T4WQHs
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2026-04-11 09:56:04 CEST

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what are the protesting? They have so many choices

2026-04-10 20:44:04 CEST

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is London safe😆

2026-04-10 20:38:06 CEST

Ireland is on the verge of civil war.
Any boots on the ground?

2026-04-09 21:18:59 CEST

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I bet they didn't drop their prices to😆

2026-04-09 09:27:08 CEST

I hate most video content. People looking at their phones when recording. Their eyes are always off.
It's creepy. 😭

2026-04-03 19:34:15 CEST

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why do you think you are Autistic?

2026-04-01 21:04:36 CEST

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wait.....

2026-04-01 21:02:35 CEST

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haha yeah. It's all theater

2026-04-01 21:02:06 CEST

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, good.

2026-04-01 21:01:37 CEST

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things never change

2026-04-01 21:01:05 CEST

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both see who can go then highest. Embrace his choice for independence. Your thank yourself later. Now teach him how to use the washing machine

2026-03-31 20:58:19 CEST

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😂 lol people's fur babies 😭

2026-03-31 19:23:25 CEST

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half nelson is best

2026-03-31 19:22:15 CEST

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is died before this. As soon as it become co2 friendly😭

2026-03-31 19:19:58 CEST

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and awe still moan about taxes now

2026-03-31 19:18:33 CEST

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wow some people do all those😭

2026-03-31 19:16:22 CEST

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15 he can push himself. 🤗

2026-03-31 19:14:47 CEST

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ahh

2026-03-29 21:33:06 CEST

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🤣

2026-03-29 21:32:45 CEST

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lucky you. I'm very fussy

2026-03-29 20:08:54 CEST

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you never going to sleep

2026-03-29 20:06:23 CEST

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🤣

2026-03-29 20:05:51 CEST

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😂

2026-03-29 13:31:36 CEST

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I love the Wombles 😂

2026-03-29 13:29:01 CEST

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smart dog 😎

2026-03-29 13:28:19 CEST

They have run out of things to steal! 🥴
Nestlé says 413,793 KitKat candy bars stolen en route from Italy to Poland https://share.google/t3RjIqsThTTXP7vpv
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2026-03-28 22:06:38 CET

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unsubscribe🤣

2026-03-28 22:05:21 CET

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I forgot that bit 😂

2026-03-28 22:05:07 CET

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good point

2026-03-28 14:16:47 CET

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what's bad is. You have to remind people not to be dirty buggers

2026-03-28 14:13:04 CET

A friend asked me to show her how to use ai..
I said, pretend you're taking to a 2 year old.

2026-03-28 14:11:18 CET

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hiding history, why?

2026-03-27 16:17:50 CET

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yeah tis why my garage won't touch it

2026-03-27 16:17:27 CET

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nice

2026-03-27 16:17:20 CET

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my garage want an official source! Only jeep have nothing in the UK

2026-03-27 16:16:18 CET

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🤗

2026-03-25 22:14:55 CET

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oh that looks like it. Where did you find that?

2026-03-25 22:13:30 CET

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what if I use the wrong one?

2026-03-25 21:14:30 CET

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maybe your were just taking to much?

2026-03-25 21:12:33 CET

I'm looking for a source to tell me the correct rear differential oil to use on a 2014 jeep cherokee KL 2.0 diesel.
No, my local jeep dealership didn't know🤣

2026-03-25 20:38:27 CET

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it all tastes the same😁

2026-03-25 20:34:18 CET

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is that good or bad?

2026-03-25 20:33:02 CET

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don't you take zinc to help iron absorption? Ascorbic acid ( vitc) is great if you're fighting something.

2026-03-25 20:28:30 CET

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and!

2026-03-25 20:26:52 CET

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A+ 🤣

2026-03-23 19:39:33 CET

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yup

2026-03-23 18:52:29 CET

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who's marriage?

2026-03-22 12:59:16 CET

Oh well... Another one !
UK battery manufacturer to fold after £2.5m deal collapse | Oxford Mail https://share.google/S2lFJ6rLcCWv0khsw
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2026-03-21 21:41:13 CET

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awwww that's so cute

2026-03-21 21:40:20 CET

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get a sucker thingy. Replace yearly? Oil doesn't last

2026-03-21 21:35:37 CET

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what does she say when sober 🤣

2026-03-21 21:34:18 CET

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the kids in school say it's full of pedo's.

2026-03-21 21:30:04 CET

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yup

2026-03-21 12:44:39 CET

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it's ok all schools emergency stab kits 😭

2026-03-21 12:40:39 CET

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I cancelled mine and have YouTube I have more choice what I watch.

2026-03-21 12:38:34 CET

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🤣 twitter didn't go public until 2016/17

2026-03-21 12:38:06 CET

Everyone is excited that all schools in our area will be receiving a Stab emergency Pack. 🤬
No one has questioned why our society is so bad that these resources are needed in the country let alone in our suburbs 😭
Even I was a kid teenagers carried ghetto blasters! Not knives.
@npub12yf…ecna

2026-03-20 21:47:32 CET

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2009🤣

2026-03-20 15:37:23 CET

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great tis where I live. When the say black do they include the Albanians ! The browns have pushed the blacks out of London

2026-03-20 09:52:54 CET

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is the prestige galleries of the UK

2026-03-17 08:07:06 CET

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oh crikey that sounds awful. Poor you.

2026-03-16 19:59:24 CET

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the left one is the parking brake?

2026-03-16 19:58:18 CET

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how you're on the mend 🙏

2026-03-15 19:15:22 CET

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it's roughly £ 7.30 a gallon = $9.67

2026-03-15 19:13:39 CET

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1 USD is roughly 75p

2026-03-14 22:31:59 CET

Diesel price in the UK is £1.73 a liter.
USA stop whining 🤣

2026-03-11 21:16:40 CET

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same 🧐

2026-03-11 21:11:40 CET

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I work with them

2026-03-11 21:04:39 CET

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it's 41.

2026-03-11 21:01:02 CET

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don't birds have special blood that doesn't feel cold or something

2026-03-10 19:08:49 CET

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🤣

2026-03-09 19:17:21 CET

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2026-03-08 21:46:04 CET

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I don't think wine helps. Just eat the grapes. Alcohol is bad for blood 😁

2026-03-08 19:00:31 CET

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no one cares😭

2026-03-08 18:58:32 CET

The new kids in school keep calling each other the N word. They are black, From London!
They were told off for being raciessse. 🤣
Seriously things have gone too far!

2026-03-08 18:55:57 CET

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every pupil has something. Mainly because of trauma or bad parenting. Some are probably metals in the body. But seriously no one at school when I was a kid was special.. well maybe one kid

2026-03-08 18:33:03 CET

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of feck me. Everyone at work thinks every kid has it. To be honest most do. The adults think they all have ADHD now. They don't it's the screen use that has made them unstable

2026-03-08 18:31:54 CET

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na my car is black 🧐

2026-03-08 18:30:46 CET

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how very British of you 🤣

2026-03-08 18:29:31 CET

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you have mould growing in-between the panels too.
Who done your scratch?

2025-03-07 22:53:36 CET

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I use my nanna's old singer machine. It's just lovely.
Dress making is very rewarding. I hope she's learns and enjoys it for many years

2025-03-07 22:45:35 CET

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yeah it's really slow going

2025-03-07 18:06:46 CET

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UK laws restrict purchasing.
I went through all the sign up and received some long law rubbish.
Did I do it wrong?

2025-03-07 09:58:26 CET

What frigging BTC app lets you purchase in the UK ?

2025-03-07 07:41:59 CET

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a what?

2025-03-06 21:07:33 CET

There's more...
Dirty Van Art (+22 Photos) - STREET ART UTOPIA
https://streetartutopia.com/2025/02/21/dirty-van-art/
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2025-03-06 09:48:53 CET

I like it that her nose starts of wide then ends up narrow. Oh and she's white 😂
Woman's face recreated from 2,000-year-old skull found in Dorset - BBC News
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cp8le81d6yko
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2025-03-05 09:51:12 CET

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yeah and vocal fry. One woman just screamed the whole time!

2025-03-04 22:26:39 CET

Why do women's voices in podcasts annoy me so much?

2025-03-04 22:21:47 CET

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yeah the UK is looking scary

2025-03-04 22:21:04 CET

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yeah i agree

2025-03-02 22:46:42 CET

look at what I'm playing for, now. 😪
Keir Starmer announces £1.6bn missile deal for Ukraine - BBC News
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cy4vevpv14vo
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