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Allen

decentralized vibe chemist. (It’s a side hustle)

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2026-07-26 18:04:19 UTC

Good run 7 mile run at Caribou Ranch. I recommend this hike/trail for anyone visiting Boulder- it has it all: wildlife, aspens, pines, abandoned mines and homesteads, mountain creeks and long range views. It’s not too challenging either - my mom hiked it with me last year.
https://blossom.primal.net/d867c66a308a181629c3a277e458bbc7cccd179ba02dd336f615938b8175075b.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/6186b9364d0b4e7d1d0928eb2f57735344610005c98c2b5d1922198a3ed8ecfe.jpg
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2026-07-25 14:20:11 UTC

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I could possibly be convinced. I can’t run a full node on the Jurassic Period

2026-07-25 13:32:34 UTC

GM - never read it, or seen the movie. 🙆🏻‍♂️ #bookstr #coffeechain
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2026-07-24 14:03:19 UTC

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😂💀 next time!

2026-07-24 13:33:32 UTC

GM - Buying lattes at a local coffee shop (OZO) with lightning makes me want to cry tears of joy. 🥹
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2026-07-23 22:43:18 UTC

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😂😂

2026-07-23 15:22:23 UTC

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Imagine if bitcoin OGs built the best local businesses in their hometown, instead of financializing their stack to manufacture cyber gainz.
#nevent1q…56g5

2026-07-23 15:16:19 UTC

OGs love investing in other people. (so basic 💁🏻‍♀️)
How about investing in yourself, starting your own business, earning your own sats?
Lyn Alden’s “Orange Juice” should be a local breakfast spot- not some private equity bitcoin treasury investment firm

2026-07-23 13:43:04 UTC

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I hope one day I can eat like you. 🫡 👑

2026-07-23 13:41:23 UTC

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Where does Orange Juice cash flow come from? What’s the business?
#nevent1q…dn9d

2026-07-22 14:13:53 UTC

Vespa fleet
https://image.nostr.build/2a8e5fe4f851d2e327d43d3390f766e7e532b3e8de79d0c8fcf3f39688a0ce5f.jpg

2026-07-22 13:36:18 UTC

GM: Just did some Christmas shopping, paid for in bitcoin over lightning. Thanks to @npub1s98…q2x2 and @npub1sg6…f63m for onboarding the best coffee shop in town: OZO
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2026-07-21 14:46:16 UTC

Why bank with Them when you can bank with yourself?
Gainz ideologists HATE when you bank with yourself.

2026-07-21 13:48:00 UTC

Respect to Jack Mallers. 🫡

2026-07-19 14:24:43 UTC

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I could do that but like in The Big Short, Mark Baum never told anyone “I told you so.” So when it gets to that point (who knows how long), it will be so obvious to everyone in the chat I was right, there will be no point in reminding them. That’s when we get to the point where every knee bows and tongue confesses that their gainz were always meaningless.

2026-07-19 13:47:37 UTC

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🫂

2026-07-19 13:38:36 UTC

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I still haven’t mentally recovered from my friends jokes in the group chat. Few things trigger me like someone mocking bitcoin scarcity.
#nevent1q…dsng

2026-07-18 14:34:21 UTC

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Duolingo is especially blue dominant. V hard to use in red mode. But makes sense, bc everything else about the app is designed to get you addicted.

2026-07-18 12:52:14 UTC

While we debate what symbol to use for sats and if we should even call them sats, I love how Block just switched it up and was like sats are now bitcoin. I guess when you build you can do whatever you want! I respect it! Both cash app and bitkey make me feel like an OG. Thank u @npub1sg6…f63m !
https://image.nostr.build/6beba062f0d58e518be11e9cdba1e6a1ac37765e2f74a593ef80a4c0c17d961a.jpg

2026-07-18 12:28:28 UTC

Do special mushroom chocolates go bad if they’ve been in your ice cold fridge for over a year? #asknostr

2026-07-18 02:01:46 UTC

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100%.

2026-07-18 01:51:40 UTC

When I’m gone, I hope others will carry the torch of calling out Gainz Ideologists and Gainz Ideology— which is just a way of thinking, and a trickle down mind virus symptom of broken Money.
Why did I create the term? It’s inspired by Vitalik’s creation of the pejorative “Bitcoin Maxi”.
Basically I needed a way to group all the traditional finance ppl together in a way that demeaned investment returns (gainz).

2026-07-18 01:30:07 UTC

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Amazon employees are so cute with their fun personalities on social media

2026-07-18 01:13:50 UTC

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Fascinating!

2026-07-18 01:06:17 UTC

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Boulder Colorado.

2026-07-18 00:53:54 UTC

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And what am I reading right now.

2026-07-18 00:40:02 UTC

TGIF
https://blossom.primal.net/8948e53f590b2b97c33d418b65c3679d7e2daecdc6a571c2a24904791ab742bf.jpg

2026-07-17 23:29:57 UTC

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He can call it the golden dome

2026-07-17 19:25:08 UTC

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My nephew would love

2026-07-17 17:36:39 UTC

Seems great for building video game worlds?
#nevent1q…gme7

2026-07-17 17:14:55 UTC

Gainz ideologists will pay for truth social premium prime
#nevent1q…v0ca

2026-07-17 17:13:59 UTC

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Hilarious!

2026-07-17 15:36:32 UTC

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Good solution.

2026-07-17 15:24:06 UTC

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I prefer to not have advertisers get any of my attention.

2026-07-17 14:56:43 UTC

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Big mistake. So do you just not watch it? Or do you not care about advertisements disrupting everything

2026-07-17 14:14:34 UTC

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Yeah YouTube is aggressively pushing the shorts

2026-07-17 14:04:19 UTC

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Do you pay for premium? No ads makes it nice. However, ridiculous amount of Ai content now

2026-07-17 13:51:35 UTC

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Classic tzongocu

2026-07-17 13:30:22 UTC

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Haaland also has a lot of birkin bags that he did not donate to libraries. Still love the guy tho
#nevent1q…yyzt

2026-07-17 01:19:21 UTC

*shakes fists at clouds*
I’ve put in too much work to get this good at the job I hate. 💀😭

2026-07-14 19:21:34 UTC

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Horrible penalty.

2026-07-14 13:57:19 UTC

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4th is Bryan Johnson. Health guru that has a team of 30 doctors and spends millions every month on supplements, to try and conquer aging and live forever. (Problem is, he just recently announced he has an incurable stomach problem and his stomach is eating itself).

2026-07-14 13:13:49 UTC

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I believe it’s true- and I don’t like it one bit.

2026-07-14 12:57:05 UTC

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From who? Who funds this shxt? Government only?

2026-07-14 12:51:16 UTC

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What inspires people to build tools like Spark, where chainanalysis and surveillance seem like the top priorities?
I’ve been anti Spark since I learned David Marcus was involved.
He created Diem (crytpoe for Facebook) and wants everyone to forget about it.
Never trust David Marcus: Old school, parasite, scammer, low integrity, sell-out, gainz ideologist.
#nevent1q…sfas

2026-07-13 20:50:51 UTC

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2026-07-12 18:58:48 UTC

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Im enjoying the downfall of Sam Altman.

2026-07-12 18:56:23 UTC

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0% chance these pyramids have any sort of astrological alignment.
#nevent1q…dkq7

2026-07-11 20:46:24 UTC

Today’s run saw the Boulder Pyramids (zoom in, you’ll see them).
After we hyperbitcoinize, I will be getting lidar scans of this place, along with several other spots I find extremely sus. To the moon!
https://blossom.primal.net/c302032f0d5e2050941716eac5017b184a942102d9e537fdc07334a14606a812.jpg

2026-07-10 23:42:19 UTC

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Wow just read an article.
Last year OpenAi bought Johnny Ive’s device startup for 6.5 billion. Supposedly OpenAi has ambitions of developing a phone that uses agents instead of apps.
And to build that phone they were blatantly stealing from apple.

2026-07-10 23:27:49 UTC

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What happened?

2026-07-10 15:43:39 UTC

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I’m gonna give him immunity even when he is officially a zombie.

2026-07-10 15:42:18 UTC

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😂😂💀💀

2026-07-10 15:23:14 UTC

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2026-07-10 15:02:40 UTC

Does @nprofile…wljq still use nostr

2026-07-10 14:54:17 UTC

Seems to me Gloria Zhou was installed by the CIA as the worst possible bitcoiner and then the CIA got some other bitcoiners to point at Gloria and be like “look how corrupted CORE is, bitcoin must be changed”

2026-07-08 19:12:27 UTC

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lol I need this sometimes.
It’s like those rage rooms where white collar workers pay to go smash things

2026-07-08 16:01:06 UTC

Who the hell is Eli Ben-Sasson and what is StarkWare.
I can’t stand idiots
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2026-07-08 13:52:36 UTC

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It was made tongue in cheek. I can’t run a full node on that building, and it was probably built at least a couple generations ago, so I’m not gonna simply trust whatever They say the history of it is. Lol 😆

2026-07-08 13:46:52 UTC

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Prove who built it then 😂

2026-07-08 13:45:08 UTC

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Probably built by the Romans

2026-07-08 02:23:52 UTC

I was on a run with a friend recently and he was getting bitten by bugs like crazy. I was right next to him but they weren’t bothering me at all. We got to talking about it and it turns out he eats breakfast smoothies everyday.
I said we each had different light signatures, based in part by our diets— his with lots of fruit and mine with zero fruit. For whatever reason, the insects found the light he was emitting more compelling than my light. 😅

2026-07-07 20:40:18 UTC

Hey primal if I zap someone or like a post it doesn’t mean I want to rate the app 5 stars. I keep getting that pop up. Pretty annoying imho

2026-07-07 20:38:58 UTC

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Great content yall, keep it up!

2026-07-07 20:38:26 UTC

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I want to see some dark Star Wars. Edgy stuff.

2026-07-07 19:46:58 UTC

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It’s child abuse.
#nevent1q…re3p

2026-07-07 19:46:29 UTC

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Probably totally sedentary lifestyle with YouTube and Netflix

2026-07-07 19:44:16 UTC

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Gay

2026-07-07 19:43:01 UTC

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It’s so tiring

2026-07-07 16:55:17 UTC

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I would need 50 of those

2026-07-07 14:28:17 UTC

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Goliath is cooked

2026-07-07 14:27:43 UTC

Gainz Ideologists are furious that something that used to produce Gainz (photoshop monthly subscription) is now free. * Investors reallocating *
#nevent1q…mfqx

2026-07-07 03:28:24 UTC

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Go for a run or walk outside.

2026-07-07 02:28:39 UTC

Pulisic is like that guy in the nba that makes the all star team barely with some decent stats, but then gets exposed in the playoffs.

2026-07-06 16:00:07 UTC

Egyptian government really doesn’t want anyone to get near the sand.
Why? Probably bc their entire legacy/identity is stolen from a previous civilization they don’t want us to know about.
Just my opinion 🤷🏻‍♂️
#nevent1q…hg8a

2026-07-06 15:54:26 UTC

Wow apparently there is another sphinx on the Giza Plateau, on the other side of the pyramids, facing west, buried under the sand.
I got an idea - how about we dig so we can figure try to figure out what the hell happened in history.

2026-07-06 14:22:40 UTC

He’s a great example of science/medicine today try to build a wall between your insides and the natural world: wear sunscreen and sunglasses. Block all outside signals. Control the biological experiment inside your body as best you can, add a little of this and a little of that. Take a measurement, evaluate labs, add more of this potion or that potion.
No thank you.
#nevent1q…umkx

2026-07-06 14:16:46 UTC

Not surprised in the least that Bryan Johnson is unhealthy.
Dude blocks the sun and takes 100 supplements a day, lol.

2026-07-06 12:50:39 UTC

Welcome to Monday

2026-07-06 01:53:09 UTC

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Now think about going to a yoga class, or a spin class, or Orange Theory. Could be brain damage

2026-07-05 12:25:42 UTC

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Fake

2026-07-04 14:49:51 UTC

About to go for a long run and brainstorm how to turn the Blue Ridge Mountains into the Orange Ridge Mountains, if you know what I mean.

2026-07-03 18:54:55 UTC

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The good life

2026-07-03 18:49:13 UTC

Betasso Preserve
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2026-07-02 16:30:56 UTC

Might do this. Wonder how it works with Orange Coin
https://youtu.be/bCKxZ9PUofI?si=Ld7wydoi9h0cTG4L

2026-07-02 13:15:56 UTC

No-reply emails should be banned. If they can spam my inbox with garbage I should be able to respond in kind

2026-07-01 20:45:09 UTC

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You’re too dangerous with Fable. Back to Opus !

2026-07-01 19:57:29 UTC

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Im humble. XXI and STRC only

2026-07-01 19:09:08 UTC

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I like these guys.
Also @nprofile…y5c5 with a top 5 smoothest mic pass I’ve seen

2026-07-01 18:57:06 UTC

Expected delivery by July 17. Feels like I’m back in 1998
#nevent1q…cl5z

2026-07-01 16:35:19 UTC

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Doctors some of the biggest scammers in USA. bunch of overpaid never question anything idiots
#nevent1q…gckq

2026-07-01 13:29:41 UTC

Taxes I just had to pay on an online order. Makes me furious 🤬
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2026-07-01 00:30:54 UTC

I am predicting an earthquake tomorrow during the USA vs Bosnia game. Please stay safe.

2026-06-30 19:35:43 UTC

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😂😂

2026-06-30 14:36:47 UTC

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And also a great group of young stars

2026-06-30 14:07:40 UTC

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I did clap back - said since they think the scarcity is a joke, I asked what they thought the supply of money should be- or if it even matters.
Radio silence. Their brains short circuited

2026-06-30 13:10:07 UTC

Welp my normie gen pop friends are making fun of the scarcity in the group chat. “Finite supply bruh”

2026-06-29 19:12:24 UTC

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Yeahhh. Brazil more fun to watch so I’m happy with result. Great playing from Japan tho.

2026-06-29 16:14:46 UTC

XXI til i die
#nevent1q…5tce

2026-06-28 00:20:01 UTC

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Never heard of fugu before