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GM 🌅

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npub1sjcqygrzke0eennuppyn204dx6erkmqs7c39h4wsk56j04zcgv3s4tjx9d

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Profile Code

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nostr.lorentz.is

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Last Notes

2026-08-02 15:16:49 UTC

looking into new investment opportunities....
https://blossom.primal.net/92d81b8533bd9ac86af268b88cc8864c7bfdf0dcd07868ad48c32b4a483b9015.jpg

2026-08-02 13:17:10 UTC

Running buzz on my local machine with agents connected to @nprofile…etsy 🥹🤌
https://blossom.primal.net/9a281a58bf8eaa18389f4742624036bfd56cbd407ed8cb8bf8e6bf8fe02b02b6.png

2026-08-02 11:26:39 UTC

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saw that also... blocks filled with runestones or whatever this crap is called 💩💩💩

2026-08-02 11:05:53 UTC

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Boat Mike..... its called a boat.... smh

2026-08-02 10:55:11 UTC

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this is so fucked up bro

2026-08-02 07:55:37 UTC

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nsec got leaked....
unfollow @nprofile…ueh9

2026-08-02 07:39:43 UTC

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ded

2026-08-02 07:27:59 UTC

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Blessed Sunday 🙏

2026-08-02 05:41:46 UTC

Updated my profile photo with nano banana 2 on @nprofile…etsy paid with sats 🤌
No more laser eyes. 💔

2026-08-02 05:18:21 UTC

fml
https://blossom.primal.net/1281f8a3f1519a8b081bb34384df355e8fb51a2b6d8c260860de78e99db4a948.png

2026-08-02 05:12:21 UTC

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Check OP_RETURN for money laundering 🫡
Satoshi will turn in his grave.....
#nevent1q…vfls

2026-08-01 12:20:02 UTC

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whats your setup? also interested in this stuff

2026-08-01 12:17:01 UTC

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exactly. I tried running gemma4 on my 96GB mini pc, but was kinda slow still.... the glm5.2 colibri version was also working but very slow. So just using PPQ for now. Models are good and not that expensive.
But if you have the right setup, local works.

2026-08-01 11:50:24 UTC

Running hermes now with @nprofile…etsy
Works like a charm.
Fuck Stripe. Fuck Anthropic.

2026-08-01 05:38:58 UTC

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only 110 calories 🤌

2026-08-01 05:07:08 UTC

@nprofile…dnhq post on X
https://x.com/nvk/article/2083216713693151552
To all Coinkite users and the entire Bitcoin community,
Cover image for To all Coinkite users and the entire Bitcoin community,
To all Coinkite users and the entire Bitcoin community,
I'm sorry and I'm devastated. Our team is heartbroken about yesterday's news.
As a team that has dedicated our lives to securing the Bitcoin held by millions of individuals, businesses, and families, this is our core responsibility, and we fell short.
If you know anyone who owns a Coldcard, please make sure they see this. Some affected users may not be watching social media right now, and every hour matters. We do not store customer information, and would appreciate all assistance in reaching affected users.
If you generated a seed using a Coldcard wallet, move your funds now, using our updated best practices, before reading further.
We take full accountability for the firmware bug and we offer our sincere apologies to those affected. We continue to work 24/7 to understand and fully scope the extent of the issue.
What we're doing today:
We've shipped a firmware hotfix that removes the software fallback path entirely. This protects new seeds going forward. It does not fix seeds that were already generated on vulnerable firmware. If your seed was generated before the fix, it needs to be individually migrated to a new seed. A firmware update alone cannot do that for you.
We will publish a full technical writeup of how the bug entered the codebase and why our own review process didn't catch it once we've verified every detail. We would rather be accurate than fast on the technical postmortem, even though we know people want answers now.
We will publish updates at https://blog.coinkite.com/ as we learn more. We do not have full attribution or scope of the issue yet, and we won't speculate until our full technical evaluation is complete.
We are committed to working with affected users who want to pursue a police report, insurance claim, or their own investigation. We will provide a written incident summary specific to your loss and any transaction data we can share. We are cooperating fully with the on-chain investigators and any law enforcement agency that opens a case.
We know an apology doesn't return anyone's funds. We know we'll have to earn back our users' trust. That starts with being open and telling the truth about how this happened.
To every other developer: we believe this is a sober reality of the new AI paradigm. AI-assisted code review can now find latent bugs at a speed that is outpacing even the industry’s most seasoned experts. If your firmware is open-source or has ever been public, assume it's already being read by attackers and defenders alike.
We started Coinkite because we believed in Bitcoin and in people's right to hold their own keys. We remain committed to doing everything going forward in the best interest of the Bitcoin project, the industry, and our users.
nvk,
coinkite

2026-08-01 04:36:59 UTC

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me too bro

2026-08-01 04:25:32 UTC

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coldcard had a buggy seedphrase generation.... more than 1000 btc drained

2026-08-01 04:19:56 UTC

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bro... just look at all the trending notes

2026-07-31 16:59:47 UTC

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fuck

2026-07-31 16:18:54 UTC

Just gets worse and worse....
#nevent1q…7plq

2026-07-31 16:05:51 UTC

News like these.....
https://blossom.primal.net/8483a08cf92086c987e6f0a68fb581e7adef91ca6d8b2f3a08f803b3dbd3c8e7.png

2026-07-31 15:41:41 UTC

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yes. good point.

2026-07-31 15:29:50 UTC

Just sold my stack. (not that I had a lot....)
Waiting for Saylor to get rekt now.
But keeping sarcastic comments away.... this whole situation is fucked up on so many levels. Once the normies hear about this thing (which of course nobody will have a clue whats that all about), the one thing which breaks is sure:
Trust is broken!
If you cannot trust one of the main players in providing hardware wallets, what do you need to do? You need to do your own research. Sure, but do you really think normies will "do their own research"?
No, no they wont.
They will continue to shrug it off.
And dont get me started on the whole BIP-110.... do you really think ANYONE is getting this? NO. Definitely not. Even if you are doing your own research on BIP-110. You really need to be an expert in computer science stuff.
Im not saying this is over, but this is a very bad day for everybody who is "in the bitcoin space".

2026-07-31 15:13:47 UTC

Imajin trying to emergency send your lifes savings and competing with jpegs for block space.....
I cant

2026-07-30 13:27:05 UTC

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I added the trust me bro to state that it was just a joke bro 😄

2026-07-30 13:21:28 UTC

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If you ask me..... just use WTFPL (trust me bro).

2026-07-30 13:10:11 UTC

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hits hard 😂😂😂

2026-07-30 08:52:08 UTC

Opening nostr and seeing NSFW post from @nprofile…lqc2
https://blossom.primal.net/fbcadc6257343245c091a1b99b85ca394af6094a2fac6c1967ce42118cde925d.gif

2026-07-29 09:47:47 UTC

Stripe and iOS.....
https://blossom.primal.net/27c8e23b9d635597bd97a92b05b6fd64575d20b7914c6579f65c79535b4c141f.gif

2026-07-28 12:55:08 UTC

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😎👍

2026-07-27 17:11:14 UTC

Testing @nprofile…8mhq 😎🤌

2026-07-26 18:40:40 UTC

gm
#nevent1q…ka3l

2026-07-26 03:55:53 UTC

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GM
Happy Sunday! Try to mate today 🙏☕
#nevent1q…ljkk

2026-07-25 10:34:02 UTC

#cockroach https://blossom.primal.net/8fe0da3008bfe890aa4d33d95248fddf7e99900c9b1ace772a03481cf660636c.webp

2026-07-25 08:54:41 UTC

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did u do the pic? its great 😎

2026-07-25 08:45:24 UTC

#cockroach #india
#nevent1q…uavu

2026-07-25 08:30:32 UTC

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maybe use hashtags also #cockroach ;)

2026-07-25 08:30:08 UTC

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I dont watch the news or search for it, so I basically have no idea. I looked it up yes, but would be nice to see some coverage on nostr. Anything is good, links, photos, videos.

2026-07-25 07:48:57 UTC

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pls pist about it bro

2026-07-25 06:01:51 UTC

one more vote..... one more petition....
#nevent1q…sxwk

2026-07-25 03:47:51 UTC

GM 🍋🍋🍋
https://blossom.primal.net/dfc3126d0892d1a6f3c5576af510f1dfdc86441ba9f706b6d4421bca4ea66302.jpg

2026-07-24 10:06:02 UTC

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nostr client on android

2026-07-24 10:03:42 UTC

GM Cockroach Janta Party
https://blossom.primal.net/fa3354a8d9752e628c87a35083d441250076d786e80c5bc809fe1f59a31da05b.jpg

2026-07-24 10:02:02 UTC

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I am constantly switching from primal to wisp and back now...... 🙄

2026-07-23 05:52:49 UTC

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GM ♥

2026-07-22 15:53:19 UTC

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togh decison

2026-07-22 13:28:56 UTC

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warm GM

2026-07-21 17:15:26 UTC

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mentioned the wrong @nprofile…gxat

2026-07-21 14:11:04 UTC

#cakestr
https://blossom.primal.net/df3a50a28f2b702aa5ccc57e019833fc19c37c5de2ce04eb49270e0403e4fcd1.jpg

2026-07-21 10:18:11 UTC

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pls tag
#weedstr

2026-07-21 02:57:35 UTC

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thx will check it out. but its not open source?

2026-07-20 16:36:49 UTC

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dont even know if its feasable on nostr because its a long video

2026-07-20 16:35:57 UTC

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Wow, that was an amazing movie!
I would be willing to zap a million sats if you put it on nostr. Not even joking. I saw you can download it on the website which is nice also.
Keep it up!

2026-07-20 15:55:06 UTC

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sad but true. cannot use ubuntu any more.... and everything u try is just so much work.
I was forced by company to use macOS since one month and coming to this exact conclusion....
#nevent1q…8z4v

2026-07-20 15:17:03 UTC

Why isnt there paid content on nostr directly yet?
Like your a journalist or smth and post stuff and ppl zap first to gain access....
#asknostr

2026-07-20 15:10:28 UTC

You can just choose to be happy.

2026-07-20 15:10:11 UTC

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u wish u were on a boat or u wish u were a boomer?

2026-07-20 15:01:01 UTC

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🙏

2026-07-20 14:51:16 UTC

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phishing for zaps?????

2026-07-20 14:20:45 UTC

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not for this preach. but pls do preach

2026-07-20 10:47:53 UTC

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sorry, forgot that ur a boomer
#nevent1q…mkmf

2026-07-20 10:32:10 UTC

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Im on a boat

2026-07-20 07:15:36 UTC

GM
https://blossom.primal.net/23bf16b0e2b2e361a73824388df347df2e8563894509f6118555e09077a880fa.jpg
#nevent1q…70js

2026-07-20 06:49:52 UTC

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nice bro

2026-07-20 03:29:35 UTC

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yes. yes they did

2026-07-19 04:59:18 UTC

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😂

2026-07-19 04:57:26 UTC

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That first sentence.....
https://blossom.primal.net/c15233be88c8058e28a836af3e2707ebb56311b5b70b16e3a7b5c783a27b7e0e.jpg

2026-07-19 04:36:36 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/7883fefa38edfeec6ab10cdb675332ac494bad8a576135ece648e6e1516b43e1.jpg

2026-07-19 04:16:27 UTC

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GM
#nevent1q…524d

2026-07-19 04:05:00 UTC

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your windows machine? 😲😅

2026-07-18 07:59:51 UTC

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nice bro

2026-07-17 05:57:15 UTC

Running Devuan
https://blossom.primal.net/004a12eb8fd8223c39b3dcd368ef81d5e09e2b79d57f7ad7d2c414addfa2620e.jpg

2026-07-17 05:30:50 UTC

RIP GM
https://blossom.primal.net/fa839bc8fbe23131e40c0c4bd8c1ef468938cbebc75d37be5a67776202213403.jpg

2026-07-15 21:30:48 UTC

Knots vs Core
GN
https://blossom.primal.net/bad4acd4795875a4e020413867a9c5841f3e652de565215545609c73fd147f52.mkv

2026-07-14 09:11:58 UTC

GM
https://blossom.primal.net/83558434488613bd0e7b7f9ff078f3d9bafc4d2d16e426d608a07940bcb84de9.jpg

2026-07-12 06:08:32 UTC

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Isnt this better than solana? 😄

2026-07-12 05:50:25 UTC

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nevent1qqsx47p9uxrued55h4m6nkyxn52r4dvhdae6sth2xnnm6zx97a9y6nq24t02l

2026-07-11 09:05:18 UTC

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Life hack: tag #BCHNostr

2026-07-11 06:50:40 UTC

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This is me GM

2026-07-10 14:35:02 UTC

TGIF Stay hydrated!
https://blossom.primal.net/697f7b0f96fe488d61e36f926daa45348ce4502dd5799db75f52c375cf445321.jpg

2026-07-09 14:06:10 UTC

#BCHNostr
#nevent1q…5d2k

2026-07-05 16:00:58 UTC

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*Lack of zaps on nostr.
#nevent1q…8k3e

2026-07-05 07:58:15 UTC

Help stepbrother, im stuck 👀 @nprofile…ueh9
https://blossom.primal.net/78be74e2864519a5a7de6599acea9914b40f7aadc6ccf69ff80aac1cff4462e9.jpg

2026-07-04 08:23:23 UTC

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Here is your gif buddy
https://blossom.primal.net/6f8acd29a200061f68c00e173cd5562c566e2af1070788379ba0d1caad4ff02c.gif

2026-07-03 14:25:26 UTC

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This is the way.

2026-07-03 13:45:06 UTC

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nice

2026-07-03 11:28:08 UTC

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All good. Apology accepted. Keep doing gods work.

2026-07-03 11:08:35 UTC

#catstr https://blossom.primal.net/9e73259fdfcae771d63a9287844d65089cb3d6ecb746d6df30bf846c57aec743.mp4

2026-07-03 09:35:00 UTC

GM
Im live streaming today.... sorry.
https://blossom.primal.net/38a4ee9adbe5afebbe8dc7b7a4d9f37d21e25033e11d774d7601526d2c68339d.mp4

2026-07-03 08:57:02 UTC

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nevent1qqsrrzha4pdcm7frde4fhrwpdcp7zq335aqkc3d57ywzxhqsep3m8rcdulxyr

2026-07-03 07:32:47 UTC

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somebody has to do it 😄

2026-07-03 07:21:12 UTC

Fuck Gift Cards.
#nevent1q…dsqf

2026-07-03 06:29:51 UTC

Again? Yes.
https://blossom.primal.net/1e4ec372f34bee9a9b119f7df2022e86e854ae012102d703461182e289dcdb02.png

2026-07-03 06:04:32 UTC

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2026-07-03 05:08:12 UTC

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@nprofile…3trl 👀

2026-07-03 05:04:51 UTC

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Beautyz!

2026-07-02 16:44:33 UTC

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so tell me about you spending your bitcoin how in every day life?

2026-07-02 16:25:51 UTC

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Take it or leave it.

2026-07-02 16:20:00 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/7793430223ed9c28ca911e7c95a70d549088670546d9aee2566c5f3b8ae85aee.png