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Drink an electrolyte drink. I’ve found it’s very helpful for appetite control. LMNT is ok but my personal favorite is Salt of the Earth. Plus, you can purchase it with lightning BTC. Definitely don’t get one that has a bunch of vitamins in them (you’ll see that some OTC electrolytes like liquid IV have a bunch of shit in them that you don’t need). Let your body guide what you need. I’d start with at least one packet a day but you may find that 1 to 3 per day on a cut like that will help a lot.

2025-06-24 05:42:59 CEST

Hit that like button!
#note1kc0…9cuf

2025-06-24 05:34:41 CEST

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Sherlock Holmes will nab you quick if you ever commit a crime. “Just find the gay basketball player/wine farmer that wears the 8.5 UK sized New Balance.”

2025-06-07 05:18:28 CEST

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If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

2025-03-21 03:15:08 CET

Want a blue roof? We can do that.

2025-02-28 03:34:53 CET

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Notes and Other Stuff Transmitted by Retards.

2025-02-27 21:32:21 CET

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Point of personal order. I am a retard.

2025-02-23 05:14:24 CET

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Wait until this is what banks do to people.

2025-02-23 05:12:43 CET

Did you know? We have a shoe shine service for running shoes.

2025-02-23 03:21:06 CET

I think it’s time to kill our entire product line and go to an all battery operated garage door opener model. This will let us rebrand with the suffix -ify (ie the original genuine garage doorify) which will clearly attract a million customers bc of the cool new -ify name. It will seem entirely original. Unfortunately nobody will really know that it will read as -ify (but we’ll pronounce it -iffy because it will be iffy).

2025-02-23 02:24:47 CET

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I saw an article indicating that 40 percent of Facebook profiles are bots. I wonder how they use those bots to show their advertisers that people are “using” facebook?

2025-02-16 14:55:33 CET

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That’s how they scROLL.

2025-02-11 18:12:03 CET

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It depends. Some chiropractors just run a practice that requires you to have things done to you (over and over) for a certain number of visits. This is probably a sign of a bad chiropractor. However, you are starting to find more and more chiropractors and PTs who are better than the physicians where they use active techniques to help you learn the things you’re doing wrong and develop a proactive approach to injury prevention going forward. Stretching and popping (ie passive treatment) should usually be a small part of therapy as most of us need a little of that to mobilize areas (and tissues that we’ve lost mobility). However, stability based exercises that focus on improving “mobility” (ie mobility being different than flexibility in that mobility focuses on developing strength and stability to the end of your safe joint range of motion). I think that a lot of popping that is done in these clinics helps bc they’re essentially mobilizing the thoracic spine (which most of us lose mobility bc of sitting) but a lot of chiropractors pop things (eg lumbar and cervical rotation) beyond a normal range of motion which is not wise. I could go on. See people who use techniques like Stuart McGill, dynamic neuromuscular stabilization (DNS), etc. Also, if someone’s back hurts the problem may not be the back. It could be limited mobility or stability elsewhere (eg hip or ankle) which most physicians, PTs, and chiropractors will not look for.

2025-02-07 19:48:53 CET

USAID may have funded a cat park. It was an equality initiative. Animals deserve their publicly funded spaces too.

2025-02-02 21:06:28 CET

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Just finished Afterlife on Netflix. Amazing.

2025-02-02 04:51:37 CET

We will be launching our latest clothing brand this coming week. It will be called “Outlaw Hoodies.” It will appear to be a hoodie that best suits the needs of an outlaw. However, it will actually be a cryptic advertising campaign for the outright ban (outlaw) of any sweater-like article with an incorporated hood.

2025-01-31 03:48:35 CET

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If I had a superpower it would be holding “the key to the city.” However, it would be hard to beat Conan O’Brien’s Flaming C character.

2025-01-26 04:16:46 CET

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I’m pretty sure we could help you do a bidet install with our virtual installation service. The in person option would require that we would have to sleep in your bed. That’s the policy.

2025-01-26 04:01:14 CET

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Have you considered installing a urinal or chandelier in your garage? Maybe a disco ball? We can help! https://image.nostr.build/f095609c753c5dffaacf09f99f0c7674035dab1d60abc8ece772b4288de51012.jpg

2025-01-22 03:13:59 CET

Expecially.

2025-01-21 03:31:58 CET

I can’t wait for the Labor Day mattress sales!

2025-01-20 22:28:33 CET

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I like this article for pro/con discussion. https://unchained.com/blog/bitcoin-singlesig-passphrase-vs-multisig/

2025-01-20 00:20:42 CET

I played the best role of my life today. Nope, that’s tomorrow. Actually, it was yesterday.

2025-01-18 05:46:37 CET

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I’d zap this note but nostr isn’t set up to zap with this amazing money they’re talking about. I guess we’re just too early.

2025-01-17 04:32:49 CET

Deep Thought: Bad things would happen a lot less often if humanity would just stop using Swiss Cheese in complex system environments.

2025-01-15 03:04:58 CET

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Best socks ever!

2025-01-11 19:26:19 CET

Polar fracking is going to bring about a zombie apocalypse.

2025-01-05 03:27:01 CET

It’s a New Year. Happy 2024!

2024-12-29 20:50:10 CET

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The administrative state is bullshit.

2024-12-28 04:43:38 CET

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Amazing band!

2024-12-28 04:34:22 CET

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Go have your own blood tested. You’ll find plastic. Not joking.

2024-12-13 02:59:38 CET

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Wow!

2024-11-29 00:08:39 CET

Happy Thanksgiving from my family to yours! https://image.nostr.build/430451548003fa6448adce71493337f6d35f5efc4e977facffb2b93f6389258f.jpg

2024-11-18 15:08:11 CET

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@npub19ha…q0fa @npub1yvs…wzdu posted this on Nostr recently. https://podverse.fm/episode/SmqJlJjtj

2024-11-18 04:44:14 CET

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Fuck the appliances. You need a $20,000 counter top!

2024-11-18 01:48:44 CET

This time change is still bullshit.

2024-11-02 03:48:53 CET

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Kind of looks like Wilson?

2024-10-21 19:50:18 CEST

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Aldi offers some relatively affordable alternative. They use natural dyes for many of their products.

2024-10-19 01:50:52 CEST

Bruce Springsteen is a bitcoiner. Possibly. Could be. Maybe. I don’t know. Wouldn’t that be something?

2024-10-18 19:47:00 CEST

“The Science” is not always the answer. Anecdotal evidence can be appropriate. Medicine, diet, etc must all be individualized (which is why many studies don’t provide the answers we really need. Diet zealotry is rampant. Unfortunately the bitcoin community is not immune. There is a ton of anecdotal evidence that eating a certain way will work well for some but backfire for others (for a multitude of reasons including genetics, sleep, activity preferences, etc). Carnivore, keto, vegan zealotry are all the same. It’s understandable how someone could be enthusiastic about something that works for them but they should recognize that it may not work for the whole of the world. In fact, many overzealous diets may simply be elimination diets conferring benefit rather than the macronutrient content. The TLDR is that you should self experiment but make sure to verify that the diet is metabolically appropriate. https://open.spotify.com/episode/6eYCl3TXU3ytY9LtXA8ZU8?si=c78HuX2rTc6xiskwj761GA

2024-10-18 18:50:52 CEST

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Thanks for sharing! My favorite band.

2024-09-27 20:32:30 CEST

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Wow!

2024-09-23 01:46:01 CEST

“It’s not even that bad!” Lol #note16tc…q2hd

2024-09-22 19:56:41 CEST

Try our new shampoo called “Filet Minon.” It’s a Vegan free, Salon-grade, meat-based, shampoo. We also make a tear-free formulation for the kiddos.

2024-09-22 02:07:03 CEST

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Flatten the curve!

2024-09-19 03:10:14 CEST

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The best motivation ever = the sound of the crowd booing against you!!!!

2024-09-18 04:47:57 CEST

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Yes! Bad injury in 2020. Minimal chronic pain now but it’s taken time. There are several resources out there that can resolve these issues without medication, surgery, or injections. It takes work, commitment, and learning but we are living at the best time bc there is a lot of good open source material. I’m happy to help (no cost) if needed.

2024-09-16 04:36:50 CEST

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@npub1je0…3v3e

2024-09-15 16:53:50 CEST

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That’s exactly how my kiddo lost their first tooth!

2024-09-08 02:31:05 CEST

We’re running a special on our asbestos insulated garage doors.

2024-09-03 02:09:51 CEST

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@npub1us0…frqv

2024-08-31 01:47:21 CEST

We’re having a huge ass Memorial Day sale this weekend! https://image.nostr.build/59c9487109772edca85228a19e7e5985b72589dadd1a8dd1f126d2b4f62ca58e.jpg

2024-08-27 21:42:27 CEST

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@npub1hxf…5p6t

2024-08-24 20:08:27 CEST

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Would you reject someone if they told you that they would accept bitcoin but that they needed to convert it to cash?

2024-08-24 19:57:26 CEST

Going out on a limb but I’m going to predict the invention of the quantum resistant air conditioner refrigerant.

2024-08-24 19:08:05 CEST

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I wonder why this isn’t in the 8 minute clip from mainstream? It seems like something he would say but it’s not part of the 8 minute interview. He took her to task in the 8 minute interview but this clip is the most important message (ie, look at profit margins and you’ll see that companies struggle with inflation just like the people). I guess this clip could be an AI fake or something cut out of the interview. Either way, it would have been the most important message he could have conveyed if it were part of the interview. I think this profit margin discussion is the best way to help people to understand that corporations aren’t the direct cause of inflation. Everyone wants to blame rich people and corporations. Their lobbying for low interest rates doesn’t help but they don’t create the money so they are not directly to blame.

2024-08-20 04:57:33 CEST

Going out on a limb but I’m going to predict the invention of the quantum resistant garbage disposal.

2024-08-13 01:22:15 CEST

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You would have hit the pole vault bar too!

2024-08-12 05:24:06 CEST

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Someone needs to become The Nostr Fair Weather Fan.

2024-08-12 00:47:14 CEST

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Yes!!!

2024-08-11 20:21:32 CEST

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Oh my god. You like Fall Out Boy!

2024-08-11 04:54:36 CEST

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Army of Darkness

2024-08-10 22:33:00 CEST

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Timmy, Timmyyyy, Timmahhh!!!

2024-08-09 17:43:26 CEST

I can’t wait much longer until bitcoin hits one million. I need to buy a lion.

2024-08-07 22:52:05 CEST

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Fake garage door company here. Sucks! Destroyed one door and one rear window myself. Same way. No bueno.

2024-08-04 00:45:14 CEST

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Wow!

2024-08-04 00:43:02 CEST

Bald barbers don’t know how to cut hair, water beds will make a comeback, and cable TV will replace bitcoin as the most important commodity money. You’ll see.

2024-08-02 03:05:22 CEST

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Larry is the best!

2024-07-29 14:50:47 CEST

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Dump those platforms and listen to The Tom Woods Show.

2024-07-26 15:31:42 CEST

Garage Alert Level: High-ish

2024-07-21 23:57:03 CEST

Everyone is talking about Biden. Stop it. Do something useful like hit up some garage sales and petition to unionize bitcoin.

2024-06-18 19:46:53 CEST

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Incomplete. I don’t see The Shire on here.

2024-06-01 03:33:00 CEST

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Looks good!

2024-05-25 02:29:07 CEST

Don’t miss out on our biggest sale of the year! https://image.nostr.build/05e206b3be24627de57805f891a1f7edbb52c91afee82283f8a978f8903f4ff9.jpg

2024-05-21 04:22:01 CEST

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Fascinating!!!

2024-05-05 14:49:58 CEST

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I hope they remember to claim their zaps on their taxes.

2024-05-04 23:24:26 CEST

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What an honor to have space exploration experts follow you!!!!

2024-05-01 18:44:29 CEST

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Billionaires would think this way. Buy bitcoin and let it become the target of the state instead of billionaires becoming the target of the failing state.

2024-04-30 03:58:08 CEST

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All of the shots cause clotting. We meet several people who had clinically relevant clotting from Pfizer and Moderna. This ranged from DVT to PE to sinus venous thrombosis to death. Maybe some cause less but I think it seems more likely that reporting was suppressed for certain brands.

2024-04-28 18:11:37 CEST

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I listened to that Tucker Carlson podcast with Rogan (I’m not sure what to make of the things he says BTW). However, he said something that caught my attention. He said the government spied on him. He was vague about it and didn’t explain how they did it when asked. However, it involved getting access to his messages on his Signal app. There was no discussion about how that shouldn’t happen bc of the encryption. Further, he seems to shrug it off as “they’re just at that point” where they’re going to spy on citizens. Double WTF (i.e. Neither of those guys seems flummoxed by the fact that his constitutional rights had been violated).

2024-04-28 16:53:06 CEST

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I’ve listened to a few Tom Luongo podcasts where he is developing a hypothesis that the Brits may be behind a lot of our geopolitical problems (and potentially carrying more weight of control over the US than the US itself). He admits that he can’t know this for sure. This post makes me wonder (naively bc I don’t know the real history of Samourai) whether some cryptocurrency technologies have been created by nation states and/or intel agencies for the very moment that we’re going through.

2024-04-20 03:00:10 CEST

Did you know: The halving was designed to allow the world to heal by creating an incentive to force miners offline and therefore reduce carbon emissions. It’s basically the technological protocol equivalent to Punxsutawney Phil inducing a prolonged winter upon the world. Now you know the common ground shared by bitcoin and ground hogs.

2024-04-18 19:13:09 CEST

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@npub1py4…x9pk

2024-04-12 18:57:58 CEST

Unionize Bitcoin!!!

2024-04-12 16:23:16 CEST

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Done!

2024-04-10 19:12:01 CEST

Met a victim of severe domestic violence. Attempted murder. In witness protection. Critics say BTC/crypto doesn’t have a use case. This is a use case (would have to be non-kyc of course).

2024-04-10 04:12:06 CEST

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Absolute mystery. I hope someone finds the cause.

2024-04-08 23:32:15 CEST

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Pictures don’t do it justice. Amazing experience!!!!

2024-04-06 22:44:04 CEST

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https://unchained.com/features/singlesig-vs-multisig

2024-04-06 22:42:48 CEST

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https://unchained.com/blog/bitcoin-singlesig-passphrase-vs-multisig/