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Aryan soulness quantitative measurement through calorimetric and thermogravimetric analysis of coprological samples (mist et al., 2026)

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2026-01-10 06:46:52 UTC

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Hello from the other side :D (I miss you!)
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2025-05-17 16:56:32 UTC

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My name is Diceynes Lunatic. I'm 43 years old. My apartment is on the southern coast of Spain, where all the villas are, and I am not married. My mother takes care of all my needs, cooks for me, and then leaves. Today I am eating Iberian pig's face cheeks in a delicious sauce. I have gourmet food every day. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. If you are thinking of maybe marrying me for my assets, I have to inform you that I am not interested in anything other than my daily swim, coffee in the morning, and a beer midday at the bar. I am not prepared for entering a relationship with you or anyone but, if I did, I would surely win.

2024-11-10 01:22:23 UTC

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This is quite literally why the "asians are short" stereotype applies to the first generation immigrants who lived through Mao but every subsequent generation gets taller and taller. Our child would be 7 ft tall

2024-11-10 01:17:18 UTC

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Of course. Why wouldn't I be down to create the master race? 🤔

2024-09-12 21:19:22 UTC

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Now I understand why you want to date a spiteful hypersexual virgin fujoshi with poor posture and an unusual (facial) build

2024-09-05 01:27:21 UTC

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I’m the skibidibikibbidissibibbibop dop
I’m the boppadobbababbodommodoma yes yes

2024-08-28 02:46:21 UTC

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LOL the white liberal is unmasked for who they really are: a racist with pretty intentions
Also, responding to earlier where you said the guy shat on you for starting your own business - I personally would not be able to tolerate a guy who thinks that working for yourself is somehow less respectable. What an absolutely hiveminded cattlebrained worldview

2024-08-28 02:40:53 UTC

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The group sounds insufferable. I would stand strong with the ghosting unless you have reason to believe that this friend is reaching out because he, too, is trying to escape the group (including his wife?). More likely, though, if he is just 'concerned about you,' I would be suspicious of the concerns of people who think the way this group apparently does

2024-08-27 06:10:24 UTC

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2024-08-24 16:04:16 UTC

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There is one single banana on the bottom rack of the Trump shopping cart

2024-08-21 16:52:53 UTC

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2024-08-21 16:36:38 UTC

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I can’t believe these are real human beings
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2024-08-13 15:14:13 UTC

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If I removed your avatars, usernames and handles from your posts I could not differentiate who is speaking amongst you. You may be two different people on two different instances but you are essentially the same people. The same comebacks, the same quips, the same lackadaisical nonsensical retorts lathered in the same recipe of ironic posting. It is literally all the same shit. People like you lend credence to the dead internet theory.

2024-08-06 01:25:04 UTC

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I think he’s hot too, but I sublimate this into a chaste identification with low minimalism
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2024-07-04 17:33:06 UTC

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No 🫡