chad

nak count -k 15683 wss://relay.ditto.pub
wss://relay.ditto.pub... ok.
wss://relay.ditto.pub: 90
There's 90 love lists in the world, who's on yours??
#naddr1qv…a5vx

2026-08-23 19:15:06 UTC

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There we are, @npub1gwa…a2sz !
https://blossom.ditto.pub/b397481e325fdf2376ac2b2610de5d124aae3d86a4a3d1a930fac1735ec291ed.png
https://blossom.ditto.pub/0cb201cb91e8d2a48495309028570525a73222765c67beefa7a17208998e0abf.png

2026-08-23 18:08:09 UTC

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One moment!

2026-08-23 13:00:26 UTC

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You might be onto something here....
#nevent1q…zw5m

2026-08-23 12:07:35 UTC

A smile is the ultimate store of value.

2026-08-19 10:45:12 UTC

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@npub18am…p424 will be a very, very happy camper.

2026-08-18 23:21:13 UTC

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I don't think so, unless I did. I wouldn't be surprised. :trillian-lol:

2026-08-18 16:23:05 UTC

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AqGLb4Oxge8
#naddr1qv…e28q

2026-08-18 11:36:17 UTC

How I pitch this protocol to my friends.
https://blossom.ditto.pub/65fb0b88a06fa841cd862589c7556451069064360c653c1ac4c56e5a77dd5d8c.png

2026-08-18 05:44:03 UTC

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@npub1ye5…knpr your dream is coming true.

2026-08-17 06:03:38 UTC

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t1LRU5y3WVo
Soon.

2026-08-17 06:01:58 UTC

@npub1q3s…d26p zalgo text.

2026-08-16 13:34:53 UTC

Nothing Ever Happens and Other Stuff Transmitted by Relays

2026-08-16 12:12:02 UTC

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Looking sick. :oooalien:

2026-08-15 02:28:14 UTC

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I was considering dropping Hot Posts entirely, but I can take an honest look to see if there is a nice way to preserve this without an icky tradeoff.

2026-08-14 15:55:29 UTC

Erm, based?!
#nevent1q…9tux

2026-08-14 13:04:33 UTC

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I'm buying them for decks, I swear! Wheel of Fortune used to be a $10 rare. :trillian-screaming:

2026-08-14 13:03:35 UTC

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It is an honor to share a space with one of the wealthiest cats on nostr. 🙇

2026-08-14 12:25:20 UTC

Random magic card purchases continue to be my most lucrative investment.

2026-08-14 07:15:25 UTC

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Riot was such a cool name and branding.

2026-08-13 11:06:26 UTC

The gargoyles overlook the sacred text.
https://blossom.ditto.pub/63f4985b9355d09086402db657ce9ab4cb253acbc2066ae59a4293b008010d3d.jpeg

2026-08-13 10:39:00 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTxMtTYjXPQ

2026-08-11 08:09:11 UTC

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Oompaloompa-posting at this hour? 🙄

2026-08-11 04:39:43 UTC

Ok, Ok, I might have tried the fizzy lifting drinks.

2026-08-11 02:21:36 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7pvasP4sOI&list=RDU7pvasP4sO

2026-08-09 01:58:54 UTC

Increasing the nostr userbase. :pepsi:
#nevent1q…nc98

2026-08-09 00:47:02 UTC

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Done! You'll have to update your username in Ditto, but [email protected] is yours to claim. :trillian-smile:

2026-08-08 23:58:28 UTC

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I can help with this one! What @ditto.pub username would you like to claim?

2026-08-07 20:46:37 UTC

We are all dogs waiting inside of God's hot car.

2026-08-06 22:53:00 UTC

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Thank you. :trillian-pray:

2026-08-06 04:28:41 UTC

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Howdy!

2026-08-05 10:13:49 UTC

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GM fellow struggler.

2026-08-04 16:35:24 UTC

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Congratulations.
https://blossom.ditto.pub/95cf5f13c0148c0f645703dad4265e205f19ea3e0ec9ac284203bedf68ae4379.gif

2026-08-02 06:20:22 UTC

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Thank you for reporting! This shall be fixed here shortly.

2026-08-02 01:14:40 UTC

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By custom zaps, do you mean zaps with comments or amount? Or another behavior?

2026-08-01 16:58:16 UTC

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@npub1ctd…ph47 knows best.

2026-08-01 16:56:53 UTC

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I see now, this was an odd and specific consequence of changes to the local database structure in Armada. This should be fixed here shortly - thank you for the report!

2026-08-01 11:24:55 UTC

Couldn't sleep, updated Ditto instead. Now, I rest.

2026-08-01 11:05:08 UTC

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At the core, not too much! Ditto supports both lightning and on-chain bitcoin zaps. The latter is a native client feature that allows you to send and receive directly to the built-in Ditto wallet.

2026-08-01 06:59:53 UTC

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Also it spins its head to think, which is what puts it over Gengar. :trillian-cat:

2026-08-01 06:52:21 UTC

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Oh, it does. I was even lucky enough to catch a shiny one in LGPE. I like Noctowl because it could learn Hypnosis, Dream Eater, and Nightmare in Gen 2 and I love the idea of a sleep-based move set.

2026-08-01 05:44:16 UTC

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I couldn't figure out a partner and went down a rabbit hole. Probably Noctowl.
https://blossom.ditto.pub/cae4f537407868c7588047c465fdc6ebaffbc5c39248e3b2b7ec9c6cb3c310ea.jpeg

2026-08-01 04:37:52 UTC

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I had a Lycanroc named Jagger, a Houndstone named Keely, and an Umbreon out there for Shortie.

2026-08-01 04:30:24 UTC

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I named half of my scarlet/violet team after my dogs. :peacedawg:

2026-08-01 04:28:40 UTC

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I've been jiving with normal types recently.
https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Larry

2026-08-01 00:09:30 UTC

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Done! You'll have to apply the username in your profile settings, but it should be recognized as valid once you do so.

2026-08-01 00:02:03 UTC

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Sure! What username would you like to reserve?

2026-07-31 19:05:30 UTC

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I wish I could be so lucky as to nab one of these.
https://blossom.ditto.pub/d153071d6a2187f5610adf8867e157e8353b0bb6adda13ce692200f5025279e4.png

2026-07-31 07:36:00 UTC

We're making it out of Kanto with this one.
https://blossom.ditto.pub/c8a66af7320a7eb785268614767162ec2d6a2fbe65c85db60b63f30f54425f42.jpeg

2026-07-30 05:34:36 UTC

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When you have time, can you verify if this issue still exists for you on the latest version of Ditto? (web or v2.34.3 for the app)

2026-07-30 03:18:35 UTC

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We need to port over the controls from Ditto.
That being said, I respect and salute your tenacity for playing Dino on the mobile keyboard. 🫡

2026-07-29 21:21:09 UTC

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Here is an article from our team that might be helpful! https://soapbox.pub/blog/nostr101

2026-07-29 05:57:25 UTC

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Happy birthday!

2026-07-28 21:28:40 UTC

Ditto is 5 months old, Armada is about 1 month old, and everything beyond is within the umbrella of a year or so.
I'm very happy with the things that our team has put out into the world during this time. Fortune has favored me heavily to work with such talented and motivated people.
Now, let's continue to seize this moment. Onward, friends. :trillian-party-hat:

2026-07-27 05:23:25 UTC

Behold!
https://blossom.ditto.pub/3b5ab66f9618007cf70c76000ea3b98a36d51edef4fa415b5e0b4d97f23e7dc6.png

2026-07-27 05:18:28 UTC

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This is how you unlock ultra rare blobbis.

2026-07-27 05:14:11 UTC

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Dark City ruled.

2026-07-27 05:08:40 UTC

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Here is the list if you're curious.
https://blossom.ditto.pub/28de1a7964d9700f6293adcd3f5cc0514048109fd22b4e1a2d0171420b269a63.png
https://blossom.ditto.pub/24050de8471f79bc51ad91e845a3514379d290908dacf68fa6a1e215832c5f75.png
Feel free to (or have an agent) read through the source here:
https://gitworkshop.dev/[email protected]/armada

2026-07-27 05:02:15 UTC

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Yes. :trillian-smoking:

2026-07-26 18:24:12 UTC

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This is perfect, thank you!

2026-07-26 11:44:23 UTC

Getting jump-scared by my own ngit comments appearing in Ditto. :trillian-eek:

2026-07-25 21:52:21 UTC

Dignified.
https://blossom.ditto.pub/eda570c342693a5a634215f263514c2992701b094ef8ee17644f3bddc4126055.jpeg

2026-07-25 20:16:12 UTC

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:OO:

2026-07-25 19:39:42 UTC

Nostr as Terry Davis envisioned it.
#nevent1q…92ug

2026-07-25 19:39:21 UTC

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:gamecube:

2026-07-25 16:46:21 UTC

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I've moved on to ketchup just to be safe.

2026-07-24 20:10:07 UTC

Ladies and gentlemen, we got them.
https://blossom.primal.net/fb1c9e41b6e8e700b15e1953882ddd192b29d9111559a1e3be6fb1a992ed0e8d.jpg
#nevent1q…4p20

2026-07-24 19:50:18 UTC

Out here on Route 15 trying to catch a Ditto.

2026-07-24 18:52:54 UTC

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Server powercycled, one moment. A good note to make this an offline webapp a la Shakespeare though.

2026-07-24 18:19:37 UTC

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If I recall from when we investigated prior, it's because the site is publishing shop listings as "long-form content" (kind 30023) in an unorthodox format.
The easiest fix would be updating the site to instead publish shop listings as NIP-99 marketplace events, which seems to be closer to what they are anyway - https://nostrhub.io/nip/99
I think this is something that could be quickly prompted and tested using current models and Shakespeare, but let me know if you have any questions. Hopefully that helps!

2026-07-24 18:13:53 UTC

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Always bet on @npub1ye5…knpr . :trillian-cat:

2026-07-24 01:58:48 UTC

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Could you provide a screen recording of the bug? If we can replicate it, we can most certainly fix it.

2026-07-23 18:52:17 UTC

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If you say ditto three times, sometimes something magical will happen.

2026-07-23 05:52:46 UTC

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GPBoESjzhZ4

2026-07-22 05:22:27 UTC

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In a sense! This would be like having a group chat with multiple Shakespeares available to you and your colleagues to collaborate on projects. The other key difference is this is using nostr-based git to host code instead of GitHub.
This workflow is similar to what we've already been doing with AI agents on our team, and is especially similar to how we've been using them in our in-development chat client, Armada.

2026-07-20 13:11:25 UTC

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For The Frog The Bell Tolls
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KSer-WueLjs

2026-07-20 13:10:48 UTC

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For The For The Bell Tolls
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KSer-WueLjs

2026-07-19 20:38:20 UTC

Please rise for the nostr national anthem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ssj5ZBuhwIo&list=RDSsj5ZBuhwIo

2026-07-19 16:28:09 UTC

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On top of my Fedora install currently as the desktop environment.

2026-07-19 16:27:36 UTC

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I forgot about testing NIP-04 with kidney stone updates. :bigsteppin:

2026-07-19 16:23:50 UTC

Dun dun.
https://blossom.primal.net/1e1a38519b76db1e76d5f78de2ed70f53a9dd273a7a3045829691346765cfb91.jpg

2026-07-19 00:43:50 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umQL37AC_YM

2026-07-18 20:51:34 UTC

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Letters are a custom kind, but closer to NIP-04 as they're more for quick, sentimental communication:
https://nostrhub.io/naddr1qvzqqqrcvypzppscgyy746fhmrt0nq955z6xmf80pkvrat0yq0hpknqtd00z8z68qqg8qetjwdhkuctv94kx2ar5v4e8x62w43p
Armada supports NIP-17 style DMs currently if you're looking for that style of communication, though. :trillian-smile:

2026-07-18 17:15:44 UTC

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We have letters in Ditto, but we're working on https://armada.buzz if you're interested.
https://armada.buzz/invite/naddr1qvzqqqyzz5pzqqhllgzkurfdwaf4hjggdjtcvppqa6ugj3pfspeq0jtjh3drgqjmqqqqgzqqq9#BAACAwRysYEIcGnu4mENv5J-RHBc

2026-07-18 17:10:21 UTC

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Meanwhile in Houston.
https://blossom.ditto.pub/7d37d880e9900b0a3ebfa40674124123cfe2026803171c7ae1bf802bd86f92fc.png

2026-07-18 16:22:58 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO7OwIhfBjE

2026-07-18 14:57:04 UTC

Good morning.
https://blossom.ditto.pub/ce31e836486719d2eba634be64354acd8264eadd839c98afa5f1a5a65a838821.jpeg

2026-07-17 20:34:39 UTC

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(Pardon the redraft.)
I'd second this sentiment. All I require is a CI that produces artifacts on a predictable trigger (push or tag), and ngit-ci has provided exactly that for me.
It's not too much more complex or difficult compared to other CI configurations I've had to work with in the past. If you're curious, you can read more about it here (kudos to @npub15qy…yejr for his work on this!):
https://gitworkshop.dev/danconwaydev.com/ngit-ci/tree/master/docs/writing-workflows.md
https://gitworkshop.dev/danconwaydev.com/ngit-ci
https://blossom.ditto.pub/8e6faa30186545004cf06c27c8aa9be6e4d1ad07ec0e41af62ab1b8dbd2ba7c2.png

2026-07-17 20:30:35 UTC

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'd second this sentiment. All I care about is being able to execute predictable actions within containers whenever a trigger (push or tag) happens. In that regard, ngit-ci facilitates exactly what I need; it's not too much more complex or difficult than any other CI configuration I've had to work with.
If you're curious, you can read more about it here (kudos to @DanConwayDev for his work on this!):
https://gitworkshop.dev/danconwaydev.com/ngit-ci/tree/master/docs/writing-workflows.md
https://gitworkshop.dev/danconwaydev.com/ngit-ci

2026-07-17 20:29:15 UTC

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I'd second this sentiment. All I care about is being able to execute predictable actions within containers whenever a trigger (push or tag) happens. In that regard, ngit-ci facilitates exactly what I need; it's not too much more complex or difficult than any other CI configuration I've had to work with.
If you're curious, you can read more about it here (kudos to @npub15qy…yejr for this work on this!):
https://gitworkshop.dev/danconwaydev.com/ngit-ci/tree/master/docs/writing-workflows.md
https://gitworkshop.dev/danconwaydev.com/ngit-ci

2026-07-17 18:27:08 UTC

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:trillian-eek:

2026-07-17 15:34:52 UTC

What a kawaii morning.

2026-07-16 23:31:37 UTC

Posting from Din.

2026-07-16 13:00:25 UTC

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Howdy! Could you try this one and see if it gets through?
https://armada.buzz/invite/naddr1qvzqqqyzz5pzqqhllgzkurfdwaf4hjggdjtcvppqa6ugj3pfspeq0jtjh3drgqjmqqqqgzqqq9#BAACAwRysYEIcGnu4mENv5J-RHBc

2026-07-15 14:07:31 UTC

I like going to Panera Bread because their interior is frozen in a pre-2010's aesthetic.

2026-07-15 06:00:50 UTC

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The extort is always the cherry on top for this one.

2026-07-15 05:53:30 UTC

Very cool idea, @npub1q3s…d26p.
#nevent1q…7wrk

2026-07-13 15:27:04 UTC

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https://blossom.ditto.pub/8810a2deed9e114809354df9f0dc69ac336ab964568022e79a429ce4c1b78b0e.gif

2026-07-10 13:39:01 UTC

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Just getting started. :trillian-sunglasses: