Golbez9
Golbez9🔩🤘

Stackz0rz Sats0rz, Bitcoin Class of 17
#PlebChain
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Last Notes

2026-08-27 01:47:10 UTC

Lightning
lol
Lmao even
Saw this coming

2026-08-13 18:54:14 UTC

I noticed a conection between this BIP 110 shit and Battletech, especaily the Word of Blake (you could not make this up )
The BIP-110 fork isn't a Bitcoin story. It's a BattleTech story — specifically the Word of Blake's Jihad. The mapping is so clean it's scary.
Word of Blake: a ComStar splinter born in 3052 when the mother church "sold out" and went secular. They believed THEY were the only true heirs of the sacred doctrine — everyone else was heretical, and salvation meant fleeing the "corrupted vision."
2026 translation: "BIP110 is Bitcoin," and the main chain is the invalid one. 97.5% of the network disagrees. They don't care.
The prophecy: Blakists believed they'd rise to power THROUGH the Star League. When it dissolved in 3067 — right as they were about to join — they snapped and launched the Jihad: war on the entire Inner Sphere.
The 2026 version: the fork was supposed to win. It stalled at TWO BLOCKS (Aug 9 — 2.53% signaling vs 55% needed). So they escalated. Hello, BLAKE2b hard fork, ~Sept 1: "fire the miners," restart the chain with new PoW.
The characters write themselves. The Master/Precentor = Luke Dashjr: sabbatical from Ocean, removed as BIP editor, personally writing the new block header — the fanatic who sees himself as the last pure guardian of the doctrine.
The Roughnecks = the pool that mined those 2 blocks: "a band of plebs who risked their own bitcoins against centralized hash power." That's literally a Blakist martyr hagiography.
The naming cope: "The Bitcoin brand must not be surrendered" → the new chain will be called "Bitcoin-Blake2b." WoB claimed the Star League's mantle; the fork claims the name. A PoW switch = a new coin (Adam Back and every calculator agree), so the algo suffix exists purely so nobody has to say "altcoin."
Dark forces. The Roughnecks blamed a hashrate drop on "dark forces working against us" before announcing the switch. In canon, that's the Blakists declaring the Jihad because the prophecy broke. In reality, it's the free market leaving.
The ending, spoiled for both: the Blakists were defeated on Terra in 3081, and the survivors were REINTEGRATED into ComStar. Neo-Blakist cells kept the faith into the 3140s — posting "BIP-110 was right" in 2046 is the White Hand, terrorizing the Periphery.
The Jihad took 14 years and the network didn't notice. The sequel has worse writing and less hashrate. ⛏️
(Sources: Sarna, Nostr receipts, and the 2-block chain that proves it.)

2026-08-02 02:07:28 UTC

I think @nprofile…vysa is the one who's draining wallets. Trojan horse kinda thing. Man this space really sucks sometimes

2026-06-05 18:26:18 UTC

Told you all about Saylor

2026-04-10 18:07:53 UTC

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GLM 5.1

2026-04-04 01:03:18 UTC

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Time for open source!!

2026-04-04 00:57:32 UTC

Lol everyone crying about Claude. I'm sorry but maybe you should be using open source models with open source software?

2026-04-02 15:06:25 UTC

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Oh Hermes works a TON better then Openclaw. Well at least for my use case. I'm actually getting stuff done instead of constantly fixing it. Openclaw feels like slop
compared to Hermes.

2026-03-28 03:33:24 UTC

Starting to think Hermes might be the better option over Openclaw

2026-03-20 02:00:44 UTC

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Happy early birthday!!

2026-03-19 03:41:58 UTC

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It's a red herring

2026-03-17 16:32:25 UTC

No more purple for Primal?
End of an era....

2026-03-12 03:19:47 UTC

Thank you so much @nprofile…gdep for your work. I never thought shitcoin tech (DAG) would help me out with my bot's memory but so far it's a game changer! You rule!
https://github.com/Martian-Engineering/lossless-claw is a huge help! Thank you for all your work!!!

2026-02-17 00:38:05 UTC

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Bober Kurwa!

2026-02-08 23:20:50 UTC

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I'm only watching it to spend time with my old man. Couldn't give two shits but I'll watch it with him while I still can.

2026-02-07 14:59:56 UTC

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Only if they don't make mistakes

2026-02-06 18:22:06 UTC

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As predicted

2026-02-06 17:50:21 UTC

Price doesn't matter when you have auto DCA. Only thing that changes is the amount of sats

2026-02-06 13:38:28 UTC

What happened to @nprofile…s9x2 ? Been working on that update for years now. Been considering switching back to @npub1agh…mhct

2026-02-06 13:08:03 UTC

I don't get this open claw thing. Microsoft comes out with a similar idea and everyone loses their mind but everyone drooling over open claw.
Can't wait to hear the stories of people getting rekt over this

2026-02-06 13:06:24 UTC

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Nah you're good

2025-11-21 14:47:34 UTC

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I might have been onto something
#nevent1q…uwfh

2025-10-10 23:01:27 UTC

Love the UP
https://blossom.primal.net/1adc1acd56640e8ddf0ef4aa4491a74f55f0320fedb2c940c889ecac956b029e.jpg

2025-09-16 11:33:06 UTC

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GM!

2025-09-16 10:40:43 UTC

Wow this iOS update is pure shit. More like Liquid Ass

2025-09-11 02:04:35 UTC

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Unfollow me then. Good luck

2025-09-11 00:26:36 UTC

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Which is?

2025-09-11 00:15:56 UTC

Am I the only one who doesn’t know or care who Charlie Kirk is?!

2025-09-07 18:43:11 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/fb2547a46950a632e0ea60bf804fd394f6f290de2fb3a19ae4eaf457ba2d6a62.jpg

2025-09-07 18:42:41 UTC

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2025-09-07 18:41:48 UTC

What’s new in Nostr land?

2025-08-29 18:58:51 UTC

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Always churros

2025-08-29 15:23:51 UTC

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Awesome!

2025-08-28 11:47:06 UTC

Gm Nostr
Rise and grind

2025-08-24 19:20:57 UTC

Belated GM
Rise and Grind

2025-08-23 20:51:43 UTC

No Bluecry in Mississippi?!
They’re just a libtard X. Nothing different expect what flavor of crazy you get

2025-08-22 19:17:22 UTC

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Yay!

2025-08-22 11:55:07 UTC

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They both made my PC sound like a jet engine

2025-08-22 11:43:16 UTC

GM Nostr!

2025-08-22 11:43:03 UTC

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I think so

2025-08-21 21:10:44 UTC

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Sweet!

2025-08-21 14:28:26 UTC

Uh @nprofile…hjqw ?
Expires in 3 days?
https://blossom.primal.net/d989399593d9d2d831bd374eb3528558dfed29b02d74aa0216e25d6106ef9074.jpg

2025-08-21 14:26:45 UTC

GM Nostr!
Life is good when you put in the work, especially if you work on yourself
#proofofwork

2025-08-19 23:17:35 UTC

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Oh no

2025-08-11 15:34:31 UTC

GM Nostr!
Why do I always get sick in August?!

2025-08-10 12:45:38 UTC

GM Nostr!

2025-08-07 13:02:46 UTC

GM Nostr! Enjoy the outdoors today

2025-08-05 22:23:55 UTC

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Bluecry

2025-08-04 16:27:45 UTC

Good morning Nostr!
Never stop sticking up for yourself

2025-08-02 20:46:24 UTC

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How do I learn this magic?

2025-08-02 20:45:18 UTC

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It was Vitalik

2025-08-02 18:49:49 UTC

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Oh shit

2025-08-01 01:15:15 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/d557535449017f8e362b12cb8184996f85edcef0360d6e9ecbef46e08267139a.jpg

2025-07-31 18:57:01 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/788bb426c06efc397a503c2506686115df703d749ae24bda0c00d9f124b6c33d.jpg

2025-07-31 18:56:38 UTC

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2025-07-31 10:34:25 UTC

GM Nostr!

2025-07-29 14:12:37 UTC

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Hm.....
lol

2025-07-29 13:53:58 UTC

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Gm!

2025-07-29 13:49:56 UTC

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Hm? typo?! lol

2025-07-29 13:36:13 UTC

GM Nostr! Hope you all have a great day!

2025-07-29 13:35:51 UTC

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Gm!

2025-07-29 01:02:11 UTC

Forgive, but never forget

2025-07-22 22:56:54 UTC

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Most corrupt country in all of Europe. Never can trust em

2025-07-20 14:43:18 UTC

Just saw a trans hippy standing to pee in the bathroom. My camping experience is now complete 😂

2025-07-17 22:09:11 UTC

Can’t wait to get away for the weekend.
https://blossom.primal.net/c4341421b9ae5f1a276f2427847012844c67cf85034dd65c199d80cbec983a85.png

2025-07-17 22:08:17 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/843f5e29fd64b54f6320e807e575651e314b43ffe0b29572bf271f166dab06b2.jpg

2025-07-17 22:07:15 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/8b4b84fdcf37004846dcecb6f7777440d6db308190e206d850ba6f205704692b.jpg

2025-07-17 22:06:56 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/f53e87e0eb4223727265bac0526135525ba6a8873cbee1fb0920abd55812b063.jpg

2025-07-17 19:33:53 UTC

Ok with all this ai shit can’t they fix autocorrect? Until they do that it’s all bullshit.

2025-07-17 16:13:22 UTC

Gm Nostr!
Getting excited for my camping trip this weekend

2025-07-15 03:00:47 UTC

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Been considering one

2025-07-15 02:14:27 UTC

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Bluecry

2025-07-13 22:06:08 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/23c80ffef0e46fea87d08c4b4584434a7c3e43f61554fdbcbb8e06630a0a33d2.jpg

2025-07-13 22:05:51 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/080a41f74dc332ee9a382396f80dfe14a4ef4cb7e110cb015825a8cfe23119e1.jpg

2025-07-13 22:05:28 UTC

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2025-07-13 22:05:05 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/2cab8f5ac470eef9ccb59bf96b707439f87cebeb634917709e9342ad24f2f719.jpg

2025-07-13 22:04:35 UTC

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2025-07-12 02:14:43 UTC

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You got this!

2025-07-11 12:02:59 UTC

Gm Nostr!!!!

2025-07-10 19:21:37 UTC

New ATH! Fuck yeah!

2025-07-04 19:34:10 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/dc2bf9db74ea3eb1923dca0bc4038f8f96438e838d585810c5d3b260bd3ee9ed.jpg

2025-07-04 15:56:52 UTC

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2025-07-04 13:38:27 UTC

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2025-07-04 13:34:37 UTC

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2025-07-04 13:34:08 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/b2717db6e4afb81ca3e652978e09341201c9c8ea462088e5c030b8e438a9d081.jpg

2025-07-04 13:32:35 UTC

GM and happy 4th of July!
Merica!

2025-07-02 15:57:42 UTC

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Gm!

2025-06-29 20:25:20 UTC

Go where you’re celebrated, not tolerated.

2025-06-29 16:34:04 UTC

Going through a difficult time really makes you realize who your true friends are. Never fails.

2025-06-28 19:34:15 UTC

Am I wrong for thinking a contractor who gave me a quote on some pavers is out of line by texting me twice and calling me all on the same day?
I just blocked him. Be more professional

2025-06-27 16:56:27 UTC

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You’re the one who brought up Israel

2025-06-27 16:32:31 UTC

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A country only becomes a parasite inside you if you let it.

2025-06-27 14:30:25 UTC

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Don’t watch the news for starters

2025-06-27 14:29:06 UTC

Gm Nostr!
Get all the toxic people out of your life. You’ll thank yourself later

2025-06-23 12:24:44 UTC