Celata

Mediterranean biker babe

Public Key

npub1rkc386aldh9p28pfw87guc0r0rft9j2mtvpf0zdfjm4y0fm469hs6cy8dq

NIP-05 Address

[email protected]

Profile Code

nprofile1qqspmvgnawlkmjs4rs5hrlywv83h354je9d4kq5h3x5ed6j85a6azmcpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mq59q3js

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npub1rkc386aldh9p28pfw87guc0r0rft9j2mtvpf0zdfjm4y0fm469hs6cy8dq

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2026-08-29 07:03:18 CEST

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Is this the new Waze?

2026-08-28 07:50:11 CEST

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I don't see it either. But it looks like you also understood that you had to write your own mesh system in order to provide post quantum hardening with a "republish to Nostr" because it's not possible to fix Nostr itself.

2026-08-28 07:38:14 CEST

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Nostr fails at the one thing that I use it for: freedom from censorship, and has no other very redeeming characteristics apart from being an open spec that anyone can implement.
I would prefer a tighter more efficient system specifically designed for censorship resistance and privacy (Nostr will shortly be fucked in the ass by quantum computing due to its design) but if everyone is simply trying to work out how to monetize it then that probably won't happen.

2026-08-25 14:33:09 CEST

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Also notifications don't show up in the title of the tab, which is a bit shit

2026-08-25 10:08:26 CEST

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Seems nice and simple but you can't choose the emoji for reactions. On the other hand at least you can open a message in a new tab.

2026-08-24 18:22:44 CEST

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I'm more into v-twins or at a push v-fours, but it's a good bike

2026-08-24 17:23:54 CEST

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There are plenty of other solutions, such as designing the protocol correctly in the first place to penalize spam (notably by making it computationally highly expensive to emit messages faster than an actual human can).

2026-08-23 19:31:24 CEST

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You have an odd idea of what "no internet" means in that case.

2026-08-23 19:07:57 CEST

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They will be connecting to it via internet protocol right?

2026-08-23 11:38:19 CEST

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So you are going to run an LLM on one box, not connected to anything?
Also you mention a wiki and website for "other people", how do these "other people" access your box? They all sit in the same room and share the keyboard?
Weather, where do you get your weather data from? Input it yourself?

2026-08-23 08:47:59 CEST

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All of this stuff needs the internet

2026-08-23 08:27:05 CEST

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Is this the one where they are all black and retarded

2026-08-23 08:25:53 CEST

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At least she looks like she is going to ride it unlike those plastic dollies playing dress up

2026-08-22 12:52:22 CEST

How to make sure users never use your shit software: spam them
#nevent1q…nvx9

2026-08-22 08:05:22 CEST

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In the mood for what?

2026-08-22 07:56:07 CEST

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Still weak beer in comparison to just about any Islamic country

2026-08-17 06:49:13 CEST

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Try going back to Arabia and stop forcing your shit regressive culture and religion on the rest of the world then.

2026-08-17 06:41:50 CEST

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Terrible

2026-08-17 06:38:37 CEST

How about no
#nevent1q…wwm9

2026-08-17 06:23:04 CEST

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Hasn't felt too much like that tbh especially considering a lot of other social media

2026-08-15 07:28:12 CEST

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Fortunately do not have this problem but fine advice in any case

2026-08-15 07:24:02 CEST

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I bet the bunga bunga parties are not as much fun though

2026-08-15 07:11:06 CEST

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Beavis and Butthead Do America

2026-08-15 07:09:11 CEST

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There are several women here but let's not let that get in the way of a good incel rant.

2026-08-11 07:27:02 CEST

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Haha

2026-08-10 08:01:35 CEST

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No idea, bug in your client

2026-08-08 08:12:12 CEST

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Not as far as I know. People are less and less likely to wander outside their echo chambers.

2026-08-08 08:06:25 CEST

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Just as well I guess. No point having AI doing all your social media for you as well as all the other fun stuff

2026-08-08 08:05:00 CEST

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Are you saying that people fed up of traditional social media don't say intelligent things? 🤔

2026-08-08 07:38:01 CEST

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Refugees

2026-08-07 08:30:15 CEST

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Somehow never seems to be "Amazonian quits utopian jungle to join corporate rat race after falling in love with businessman"

2026-08-05 07:22:26 CEST

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They don't seem to be learning from this

2026-08-05 07:16:46 CEST

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I'm wondering if this is a fun translation of crudités

2026-08-05 07:13:38 CEST

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Catchy

2026-08-04 16:55:02 CEST

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This looks great, I feel so old these days

2026-08-04 16:51:09 CEST

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Can never have too much knowledge of knots

2026-08-02 14:31:09 CEST

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lol I just check in every so often.

2026-08-02 13:57:31 CEST

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Woah shit

2026-07-31 18:29:03 CEST

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No, I made chapter illustrations, did you not notice?

2026-07-31 18:24:31 CEST

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She can brighten up the most miserable day
https://codeberg.org/celata/ballad1/raw/branch/main/images/ballad1-16.png

2026-07-31 18:18:25 CEST

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Did you like Xiulan

2026-07-31 18:08:27 CEST

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I meant the boobs

2026-07-31 17:43:32 CEST

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Looks spectacularly artificial

2026-07-28 07:42:12 CEST

https://npub1rkc386aldh9p28pfw87guc0r0rft9j2mtvpf0zdfjm4y0fm469hs6cy8dq.blossom.band/36d97205e63641a1f1a6213c5b712e8bc1c68d09ac661dd23d187391a5db65d6.png
https://npub1rkc386aldh9p28pfw87guc0r0rft9j2mtvpf0zdfjm4y0fm469hs6cy8dq.blossom.band/2faa85e4b540c558620d667131b4491fb7ddb69dea84565079ffdfaf7d2c4698.png

2026-07-26 11:40:09 CEST

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Crazy Brazilians and their ass implants

2026-07-25 18:03:55 CEST

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poderia ser

2026-07-25 17:54:53 CEST

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Also looks a lot like my mom

2026-07-25 17:53:07 CEST

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Nice

2026-07-25 06:58:22 CEST

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The police car is a bit confusing

2026-07-21 16:50:33 CEST

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Indeed

2026-07-21 16:04:29 CEST

Well that's not good
https://npub1rkc386aldh9p28pfw87guc0r0rft9j2mtvpf0zdfjm4y0fm469hs6cy8dq.blossom.band/114ec88a63bb27dbc0c0cc7b255c2de46f135a6fbce38b72ab97d83a18f31f3a.mp4

2026-07-16 20:53:00 CEST

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I had some, not a fan

2026-07-15 20:06:26 CEST

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Those look like Queers to me. Queers claim to be gay but they are mostly not. They tend to be smelly.
This is what lesbians look like
https://i.ibb.co/HfSfNHSv/pfp15.png

2026-07-15 19:31:46 CEST

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Cologne is awesome. Also, Apfelkorn!

2026-07-14 15:42:34 CEST

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Sure.
1. "Serious scalability problems"
The "O(N) Relay" problem: In Nostr, clients have to query multiple relays to fetch a user's feed, and publishers must push their events to multiple relays to ensure their audience sees them. As the number of users and relays grows, the network traffic and duplicate data processing scale inefficiently.
No global state consistency: Unlike blockchains (which have a shared state) or federated networks like Mastodon (which route messages to specific servers), Nostr relies on gossip. Finding and assembling a complete, chronological feed across disconnected, independent relays is highly resource-intensive for both clients and servers.
Spam and storage: Because writing to most relays is cheap or free, they are highly susceptible to spam. Mitigating this requires relays to implement aggressive filtering or paid entry, which fragments the network.
2. "Hardcoded to outdated crypto"
The Schnorr/secp256k1 lock-in: Nostr is heavily tied to Bitcoin’s cryptographic curve (secp256k1) and Schnorr signatures (NIP-01). While great for Bitcoin compatibility, this curve is not standard in the broader web cryptography ecosystem.
Lack of agility: If a vulnerability is found in secp256k1, or if quantum-resistant cryptography becomes necessary (PQC), Nostr cannot easily transition. Because the cryptographic keys are the user identities (NPUBs), changing the algorithm means everyone would have to abandon their existing identity and start over. There is no built-in mechanism for "key rotation" to a different cryptographic standard.
3. "Identity, UI, and processing (relay) are in different places... meaning you have to basically trust everything"
Fragmentation of the stack: In a typical Nostr setup, your identity (private key) is held in a browser extension (like Alby or Nos2x), your UI is a web app hosted by a third party (like Coracle or Primal), and your processing/data storage happens on third-party relays.
The trust dilemma (No non-custodial middle): Because these three layers are entirely disconnected, you face an "all-or-nothing" trust model:
Trust the UI: You have to trust that the web client isn't maliciously showing you fake data, hiding posts, or tricking you into signing a transaction you didn't intend to.
Trust the Extension: You have to trust that your key manager is securely holding your keys and not leaking them. Also your extension is not partitioned and can read all your web traffic and internal browser state even on secure sites like your bank website.
Because there is no "middle tier"—like a personal, trusted local proxy or a "light client" that cryptographically verifies the UI's behavior—you are forced to fully trust the client app to render the truth and the relays to serve it honestly.
4. "Content is a raw string that has zero content typing..."
No MIME type standards: When a Nostr event (specifically Kind 1, short text notes) is sent, the actual payload is just a raw string of text. There is no standardized metadata telling the client, "This content is HTML," "This is Markdown," or "This is a JSON object."
Inconsistent rendering: Because the data payload doesn't declare its own type, different Nostr clients will parse and display the exact same post differently. What looks like a beautifully formatted post on one client might render as raw, ugly markdown or plain text on another.
5. "...determining what to display is obsolete sniffing of file extensions and a serious security problem"
Relying on file extensions: Because there is no strict content typing, clients have to guess what a link is by "sniffing" the URL. For example, if a client sees a URL ending in .jpg, it assumes it's an image and automatically renders it.
Security risks of "sniffing": This approach is notoriously insecure and outdated:
MIME-sniffing exploits: An attacker could post a link ending in .png that actually contains malicious JavaScript or executable code. If the client's parser is naive, it might attempt to execute or process the file, leading to Cross-Site Scripting (XSS) attacks or arbitrary code execution.
IP Leaks and Tracking: Automatically loading URLs found in raw text strings to "preview" them forces the user's client to make requests to unknown third-party servers, immediately leaking the user's IP address and browser metadata to whoever hosts that link.

2026-07-13 21:36:06 CEST

Stuff I am finding out while researching how one would build a properly censorship resistant social media network:
- Nostr has serious scalability problems, is hardcoded to outdated crypto, and identity, UI and processing (relay) are all in different places meaning you have to basically trust everything: you have a binary trust choice (server or extension) with no non-custodial middle. Content is a raw string that has zero content typing, determining what to display is obsolete sniffing of file extensions and a serious security problem.
- In order to post anything to ActivityPub you have to have a publicly registered certificate which identifies you, completely destroying anonymity.
- Matrix has good content encryption but metadata is never end to end encrypted even when payloads are: your homeserver knows who's in which rooms with whom and when. Federation multiplies custodians. Identity is entirely homeserver-based, not portable - every Matrix identity is always an account on someone else's server rather than something owned by the individual.
It's fucking grim. Systems that are supposedly "privacy oriented" are in fact nothing of the sort.

2026-07-12 19:25:45 CEST

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That's terrible, Muriel

2026-07-12 19:22:21 CEST

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Darwinism in action

2026-07-08 07:26:08 CEST

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I'm sure someone will find a way to blame it on her

2026-07-05 07:21:35 CEST

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Correct. What they are doing themselves is conversion therapy, so they're trying to redefine opposition to it as conversion therapy. Standard Queer Theory tactics.

2026-07-04 08:29:34 CEST

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Happy country day

2026-07-04 06:50:52 CEST

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Bra doesn't fit

2026-07-04 06:48:54 CEST

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Looks totally safe nothing to worry about

2026-07-04 06:47:56 CEST

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lol I do have AC even if the northerners are losing their tiny minds

2026-07-03 07:05:56 CEST

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This one is actually quite funny

2026-07-01 20:56:57 CEST

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It's not because I don't want to chat :)

2026-07-01 19:34:08 CEST

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I will wait until there is a version available through Ubuntu package management

2026-06-30 19:42:52 CEST

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Jumble:
https://npub1rkc386aldh9p28pfw87guc0r0rft9j2mtvpf0zdfjm4y0fm469hs6cy8dq.blossom.band/eb485057c2a302cb48b061bafc8f8c38fbdcc6f6bed34e6d2551375afe9ec823.png

2026-06-29 18:35:15 CEST

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Holy straw man Batman

2026-06-29 10:14:37 CEST

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Sounds worthy although probably not scalable. Easy to just inject 100 competing narratives.

2026-06-29 07:05:29 CEST

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Does this mean that Nostr will also shortly be claiming that gender identity has been proved by science and that Marsha P Johnson threw the first brick at Stonewall?

2026-06-28 07:38:30 CEST

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Also it might be a square mile on the map but all up and down so in fact it might cover much more than a square mile overall but be entirely useless for agriculture.

2026-06-27 13:01:10 CEST

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What, you don't have thick fur to protect you from such trivial injuries?
Lesser beings /smh

2026-06-27 12:56:55 CEST

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Those aren't bases though. Bases would be where you have one symbol for each digit up to that point.
Base 12: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 a b, then "10" is the number twelve.
Also, Fahrenheit simply makes no sense for anything. And the USA went "metric" regarding dollars and cents a long time during which Britain was using 12 pennies to a shilling, 20 shillings to a pound etc

2026-06-26 13:04:50 CEST

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Framing airships as dangerous and risky in comparison to jet airliners was hilarious DARVO

2026-06-24 10:13:27 CEST

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The UN also says that trans women are women 🤷‍♀

2026-06-24 10:08:23 CEST

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Hey I look awesome in a leopard print

2026-06-24 10:03:40 CEST

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3 different things that all need to align perfectly yet live in different places:
1. identity: managed by nos2x or whatever extension that you have to trust for all websites
2. UI interaction ("client"): managed by your browser on the basis of someone else's code on a website that has to be accessible and you have to trust
3. relays: run by someone else on a server that has to be accessible and that you have to mostly trust
The only real advantage is that no one relay owner can hold you hostage because you can move to another - unless they all form a cartel on certain issues, or the client developers do.
If all of this were handled by you - you run a node, you interact with your own node only, your node talks to other nodes to resolve the state of the note-space you're interested in - this would be a true distributed peer to peer system that gives you complete sovereignty on all fronts. Your identity lives in your node, no dodgy hack needed with nos2x etc. A mesh design, not a client-server design. Resilient as well as uncensorable. Also make it easily routable through VPNs and firewalls and cacheable/efficient, which is fucked by the current WebSocket design. And make the crypto algorithm upgradeable instead of hardcoded to be stuck on Schnorr which will be fucked by PQC.
Just my little thoughts. Needs techies to make it happen

2026-06-24 09:42:56 CEST

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This seems to be a bit of a design flaw with Nostr. It's failing at its own design goal which is to put you in charge of your own shit

2026-06-23 20:05:20 CEST

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Fork found in kitchen

2026-06-22 20:25:42 CEST

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I don't think you're going to kill anyone but yourself in your current state

2026-06-22 19:52:08 CEST

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What's brought this on? 😂

2026-06-22 18:57:43 CEST

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Wait are you abandoning your own client?

2026-06-22 18:56:57 CEST

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Seconds are SI units. Is the issue that they don't want the decimal?

2026-06-22 18:53:45 CEST

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To eat? 🫨

2026-06-22 05:43:45 CEST

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Step 3 and step 6 are mutually exclusive right?

2026-06-22 05:40:52 CEST

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Salut

2026-06-22 05:33:03 CEST

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I've been down this hole many times. It's not about what others think but how you feel in yourself that matters. Don't give others the power to control your self-confidence.

2026-06-22 05:25:02 CEST

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I don't feel hungry any more

2026-06-21 18:51:14 CEST

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The property theft can be forgiven potentially. The assault can't.

2026-06-21 13:45:27 CEST

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Even if arrested, a significant chance now that this offender would be released immediately.

2026-06-19 15:50:12 CEST

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Yeah you need to get it checked out thoroughly by a vet

2026-06-19 15:49:36 CEST

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I never ignore reasonable requests

2026-06-19 14:18:01 CEST

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Plenty of Romanian strays needing a home for free

2026-06-19 14:16:57 CEST

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Yeah but no but

2026-06-19 13:55:57 CEST

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Meh I have to go out and take photos now

2026-06-19 08:13:49 CEST

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It looks awesome for sure but I need something seriously waterproof

2026-06-19 07:59:21 CEST

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This has nothing to do with the Gay Pride celebration however. It was a tiny unrelated local activist group.

2026-06-18 21:02:43 CEST

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I remembered there being tracks, but maybe my memory is playing tricks
https://static0.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/Command-and-Conquer-Remastered-Screenshot-Ion-Cannon.jpg

2026-06-18 07:59:02 CEST

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It looks like a representation of a low-pixel scene from Command & Conquer getting a tank or APC into position