Mama's Pinky Toe

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2026-07-11 14:08:36 CEST

Taylor Swift will give her baby . . .

2026-07-08 14:35:21 CEST

Schrödinger's senator

2026-07-03 21:31:47 CEST

In case you've been following his career . . .
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2026-06-29 00:49:04 CEST

Where will the greatest number of Martian Teslanauts die?

2026-06-27 22:58:04 CEST

Mice are adorable. Rats are disgusting. That's not fair, but that's the way it is.

2026-06-13 09:47:07 CEST

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I have no problem with my face or body, or anybody's, but I always wanted the posts to stand on their own, apart from me. (This is different from Marlene Dietrich's famously faceless appearance in the Maximilian Schell documentary about her. She didn't want her aged face to compete with her screen image.)

2026-06-08 22:04:02 CEST

I asked the zoo if I could borrow their giraffe and they said why and I said it was for a cancer kid and they said no.

2026-06-05 21:21:40 CEST

She put a backwards baseball cap on her dog and a muzzle on her husband.

2026-06-04 21:36:13 CEST

Dax Shepard married Kristen Bell. So there's hope for Florida Man.

2026-05-31 18:20:30 CEST

Fuck it. I'm getting a neck tattoo.

2026-05-27 01:44:06 CEST

I can't tell if John Fetterman's neck bolts are too tight or too loose.

2026-05-25 06:11:47 CEST

There is no safety in numbers, just a lower probability of predation.

2026-05-23 21:48:27 CEST

Popcorn popping
Rain on an old tin room
Chiropractors making love

2026-05-21 18:37:54 CEST

A bow tie is . . .

2026-05-20 00:27:59 CEST

Well, that interaction went about as poorly as possible.

2026-05-13 00:52:23 CEST

The Corrs - three hot Irish chicks and their brother who, while perfectly acceptable-looking on his own, sticks out like a sore thumb in their company

2026-05-11 20:09:01 CEST

Belgium is off-brand France. Belgium is the Knotts Berry Farm of Europe. Belgium is Hydrox.

2026-05-10 23:16:26 CEST

1. Lethal injection
2. The director's cut of "Blade Runner"

2026-05-08 21:27:40 CEST

I live four blocks from a Quonset hut.

2026-04-19 22:48:00 CEST

Thank you, spellcheck. I was indeed trying to write that Ariana Grande is a witty ingrown.

2026-04-17 23:54:03 CEST

- Like a girlfriend in Canada. Ten letters.
- Apocryphal.
- Thank you, dear.

2026-04-14 03:57:22 CEST

I BELIEVE!
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2026-04-12 19:14:21 CEST

The cheesiest prefix is "Ameri-".

2026-04-12 16:10:10 CEST

How long has Michael Cera been a teenager anyway?

2026-04-11 20:14:21 CEST

New Jersey is a hotbed of Italian-Americanism.

2026-04-10 17:35:33 CEST

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Phantom vote syndrome. It's in the DSM.

2026-04-10 17:30:19 CEST

Ken dolls are born anatomically correct. They're castrated before leaving the factory.

2026-04-10 17:17:44 CEST

My family is more likely to be found in . . .

2026-04-10 06:44:38 CEST

In case of a water landing, Bryon Noem can be used as

2026-04-09 19:57:40 CEST

Earnest white guys, manic pixie dream girls--the pipe-in at this Peet's runs the gamut.

2026-04-06 18:29:01 CEST

If you forget to have breakfast before you go out, at 9:27 you will be hungry.

2026-04-06 17:24:40 CEST

Steampunk putt-putt pagoda. Want.
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2026-03-29 21:52:59 CEST

I would rather be . . .

2026-03-28 10:19:47 CET

Some see the Beatles as half dead. I think of them as half alive.

2026-03-24 17:38:39 CET

Scott Galloway is a hustler. That's why I listen to him.

2026-03-22 21:14:18 CET

Margaret, there's a reason the president wears big shoes. It's because he's got a big dick.
- Scott Bessent on "Face the Nation"

2026-03-10 00:09:29 CET

Children are . . .

2026-03-08 20:53:32 CET

I would rather be . . .

2026-03-08 19:32:08 CET

If you name your triplets Sham, Wow, and Guy, I will pay you ten dollars.

2026-03-08 19:10:35 CET

I am rolling on the floor . . .

2026-03-07 23:44:05 CET

I thought it was lost but it was in my pocket.

2026-03-06 01:13:22 CET

Whose vote counts more!

2026-03-06 00:24:15 CET

The post-Trump period analogous to Reconstruction after the Civil War will be the Unfuckening.

2026-03-04 19:18:10 CET

The word of the day is . . .
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2026-03-04 00:01:32 CET

If you have a sandwich and then want to have a second sandwich, it means the first sandwich didn't do its job.

2026-03-01 02:44:11 CET

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In truth I'm in San Francisco maybe once a month (and Daly City seemed like a good non-transbay place to commute from). It's the most picturesque big city kind of near the film capital. No doubt Tokyo is cleaner and even more beautiful.

2026-03-01 01:09:26 CET

I work in San Francisco. I commute by giant sandworm out of Daly City.

2026-02-28 01:01:49 CET

I do not wish him pain in dying, and I do not seek to cause his demise, but when Trump is dead, I will rejoice. When Trump is dead, I will feel good. When Trump is dead, I will celebrate.
When Trump is dead, I will say
HAPPY TRUMP IS DEAD DAY, EVERYBODY!

2026-02-27 21:07:26 CET

Is a Roomba a drone?

2026-02-26 16:52:37 CET

There's scarcely anything you can't do with a compass, a watch, a penknife, and a credit card.

2026-02-26 07:21:02 CET

The word of the day is . . .
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2026-02-25 03:51:53 CET

I hope his heart explodes.

2026-02-24 22:41:33 CET

The word of the day is . . .
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2026-02-23 21:01:40 CET

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There's another iconic drinking moment from the Olympics, but it's from an actual Olympian, skeleton gold medalist Jon Montgomery, who became a national hero because of it.

2026-02-23 18:51:27 CET

Thirsty.
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2026-02-22 01:46:49 CET

Refrigerator repairmen exist, and some of them are homosexuals.

2026-02-14 18:19:14 CET

I would rather have . . .

2026-02-14 06:28:42 CET

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It is! It is about you! (Actually, there was a New Yorker cartoon with a number of happy women wearing "Judy" buttons and the caption "Judyism." So this is half a steal.)

2026-02-12 07:17:29 CET

One way to beat your opponents in biathlon is to shoot them.

2026-02-11 22:45:37 CET

You just know "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport" has been played at funerals in Australia.

2026-02-11 22:23:07 CET

Not now. I'm working on my masterpiece.

2026-02-09 18:19:25 CET

Is it possible to be too gay?

2026-02-08 15:00:41 CET

Today I will be watching . . .

2026-02-07 16:47:47 CET

Today I learned the science of rubbing is called "tribology."

2026-02-06 20:05:40 CET

By shitting in my yard you dishonor only yourself.
- me to a dog

2026-02-06 01:10:47 CET

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Then there would be no hyphen.

2026-02-04 21:46:05 CET

Should a woman be afraid of a man-eating tiger?

2026-02-01 01:10:59 CET

My favorite disaster is . . .

2026-01-26 05:47:16 CET

Things today. I went to a John Wick movie and an ICE enforcement action broke out.

2026-01-25 01:50:53 CET

True Thing
I have no idea what ranch dressing is.

2026-01-23 06:11:22 CET

What goes best with the SpongeBob movie?

2026-01-20 22:00:24 CET

If by "observe the sabbath" you mean "get drunk," the answer is yes, I do observe the sabbath. I observe the sabbath five or six days a week.
- some damn Lee Marvin comic western

2026-01-19 22:31:34 CET

When I wake up, it is to something more than a songbird or a sunrise. It is to my recurring daily faith in Sydney Sweeney's boobs.

2026-01-13 02:29:37 CET

Let's see what's up with Kristi Noem's face today.

2026-01-13 01:48:08 CET

"Jesus fucking Christ" makes a lot more sense if Jesus and Christ are separate beings

2026-01-13 01:47:20 CET

"Jesus Christ" is what you say in church. "Jesus fucking Christ" is what you say when you step on a Lego.

2026-01-12 15:49:43 CET

The word of the day is . . .
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2026-01-11 17:06:01 CET

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I saw the second Hobbit yesterday and I'm seeing the third Hobbit today. I've come to appreciate the Ukrainian soldiers' use of the term for their enemy.

2026-01-11 04:23:44 CET

More orcs, more problems.

2026-01-09 01:03:17 CET

I would rather be . . .

2026-01-08 02:55:57 CET

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First time this very minute. Looks like he's been given a woman.

2026-01-08 02:54:01 CET

"Conan the Barbarian" is ludicrous. I fucking love it.

2026-01-06 02:18:46 CET

I've worked in the private sector. They expect results.

2026-01-04 22:46:20 CET

I believe . . .

2026-01-04 18:22:48 CET

I would rather give up . . .

2025-12-29 05:08:08 CET

Ice fishing is the bowling of fishing.

2025-12-26 00:31:07 CET

The word of the day is . . .
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2025-12-25 00:18:27 CET

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I am gullible. So yes.

2025-12-23 21:35:20 CET

My sister has a boyfriend. Jesus Christ.

2025-12-22 04:18:09 CET

The Red Hat Society is . . .

2025-12-22 04:09:01 CET

I'm not saying Sydney Sweeney should replace the pope but I'm not against it. Why shouldn't we have a hot pope?

2025-12-21 17:18:24 CET

I do not care if the ball goes in the basket.

2025-12-20 20:13:33 CET

Improve a movie by adding "fucking" to the title. I'll go first. "Four Weddings and a Fucking Funeral."

2025-12-20 17:06:39 CET

Your mom does babushka porn.

2025-12-18 18:12:32 CET

Karoline Leavitt's lips
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2025-12-18 00:42:30 CET

Schrödinger's grandmother is . . .

2025-12-17 19:20:51 CET

The word of the day is . . .
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2025-12-16 04:04:39 CET

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Then I will send the dog a threatening letter.

2025-12-16 00:01:26 CET

I will find the dog that shit in your yard AND I WILL SHIT IN HIS YARD. That is my promise to you.

2025-12-15 11:56:30 CET

Gayer . . .