Turiz

Long Live Turiz 🤙🏾

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npub1q6ps7m94jfdastx2tx76sj8sq4nxdhlsgmzns2tr4xt6ydx6grzspm0kxr

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Last Notes

2026-05-19 21:13:56 UTC

1213AM in my Townsville 💨
made it to the next day unlike others who ded as fuck.

2026-05-19 18:41:52 UTC

nyggas tried to count me out they miscounted the wrong amounts..

2026-05-19 14:42:24 UTC

wow. 21 sats MIcah are you trying to spoil me. Thanks for the zap ⚡

2026-05-19 14:39:47 UTC

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PV because why not

2026-05-19 13:07:20 UTC

Kenyans, the few of us, can we get together on Friday 22nd May 2026 and have our own version of Nostr's Bitcoin Pizza Day?? cc @nprofile…qt3a @nprofile…u9ud @nprofile…3ks5 and others whom pubkeys i dont know... any ideas??

2026-05-19 12:33:01 UTC

My friends and colleagues are not musicians why would I recommend your distribution services to them ? in the first place? comical

2026-05-19 12:32:05 UTC

My DSP asking me how I would rate them .. bro I pulled down all my music, what do you think? https://image.nostr.build/74f6ded72637d934f7859efd8d0990bb0eae612fccc58f2df502cb35f76936f0.jpg

2026-05-19 12:04:35 UTC

You dont judge a man by the way He looks, unless he is old and ugly.

2026-05-19 12:03:08 UTC

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i can build this with two good fat zaps .
🤣 😅
#nevent1q…x7lr

2026-05-19 12:02:16 UTC

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nice one. simplicity we used to survive

2026-05-19 11:29:32 UTC

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well the input field doesn't say that. It said enter username and domain. not sure I have a username I'll check. 🤙🏾

2026-05-19 10:51:09 UTC

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ZBD under the hood pwahahahahaha

2026-05-19 05:47:40 UTC

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the heroes read the tweet and doubled the onchain zaps to $10 . . . you cant make this up 😅 🤣 🤣
#nevent1q…y4h4

2026-05-19 05:36:01 UTC

i know a name that can empty the grave 🪦something comes out of the grave everytime I call your name .. 🙏🏾
https://open.spotify.com/track/1r8WQfbxvLiyxBjY1jgKIW #music #tunestr

2026-05-19 05:11:36 UTC

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by the time they are done playing with the onchain zaps it shall all end up as gas fees ⛽

2026-05-19 04:27:44 UTC

heard your heroes sending you $5 onchain I had to come and burst your bubbles about what's actually happening behind the scenes on LAYER 2 bitch 😂

2026-05-19 04:20:04 UTC

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hard pass 😂 my reckless zapping days are behind me.

2026-05-18 23:30:09 UTC

and nobody cares until they're in front of your tombstone 🪦 you've been on that type of timing for too long ....
0230hrs in my Townsville ☁️🤷🏾‍♂️🫴🏾✨🌝✨

2026-05-18 19:07:31 UTC

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or or you can send it to me for bread money

2026-05-18 14:51:04 UTC

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stacking the loops and stacking the sats too.

2026-05-18 14:50:48 UTC

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Dive in Divine and have your 6.3 seconds of Fame - you never know what fruits it bears beloved... #note1fv2…ds09

2026-05-18 09:37:07 UTC

I was going to caption that post 'smoke good . eat good. live good' but I had to rub it in ... so here goes nothing again...
Smoke good 🍁 Eat good 🍱 Live good 🌞
#foodstr https://image.nostr.build/97c108bc152cbe0706e0577ccc2bddd0ec9a0eda4340f237777b339ecb4f0dc2.jpg

2026-05-18 09:16:34 UTC

I hear Kenyans 🇰🇪 are Rioting due to Fuel Prices. i'm at home working for zaps ⚡ ... #foodstr. Opt Out the matrix beloved https://image.nostr.build/252d5ca7035fea7989e73c08b1fae033f28bdb4534cb5684a43a249f8b099900.jpg

2026-05-18 06:57:01 UTC

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first ni fuels, then everything else.

2026-05-18 02:52:49 UTC

Bitcoin chuchu train 🚆🚂 vs the green cuck bucks 💵💲 https://blossom.primal.net/b7063bf213737b4d3cb135b1a3e1176a53697b8a0a84d9da0386783d345b22e8.mp4

2026-05-18 02:19:47 UTC

on nostr we just try and try and try and try . either it works, or you waste your time. there is no in between, 🤣 🤣 🤣

2026-05-18 02:12:49 UTC

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yeah freedom of choice is not an illusion on nostr.

2026-05-18 00:52:40 UTC

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thats why i love fuckstr the most. single-handedly making me a household name on nostr🤣 🤣

2026-05-18 00:13:11 UTC

Every body loves Turiz,, once he changes his name.
suck my dick

2026-05-18 00:12:36 UTC

I've made money with fake GitHub accounts. you think I won't do it by generating a new key pair, you must be a retard.

2026-05-18 00:06:23 UTC

I've been here for four years, how many fake accounts do you think I have deployed as sleeper cells to attack you bitches when the protocol is most vulnerable? #askNostr

2026-05-18 00:05:05 UTC

nyggas in the DMs back n forthwith my fake accounts talmbout 'fuck Turiz ' i'm like yeaaa yeaaa. then hit them with the 'send a zap ⚡' the zap ⚡ is received by none other than 😂😂😂 comedy. pure comedy

2026-05-18 00:01:34 UTC

boi, at this rate I want to be dumb forever. smart Bois and sistas losing money... rather be dumb 😂

2026-05-18 00:00:29 UTC

i'm going to scam you and gloat about it. you pretend you don't like my real account, but i'm emptying your wallet with a fake account, but you are the smart one . . 😂

2026-05-17 23:59:19 UTC

don't underestimate my ability to pamper you with positivity from a parody while i'm calling you a bitch on my real account. meanwhile sending you love light and hugs as a fake account as I collect the dust just like Mathew the Tax collector.

2026-05-17 23:57:56 UTC

Turiz, keeping plebs on their toes since 2023.
open sesame
gas ⛽ them up from a catfish 🐟🐠

2026-05-17 23:56:49 UTC

wait till I snap back to reality and remember I have a family to provide for and all I have is this protocol where people exchange hard money. . .

2026-05-17 23:55:38 UTC

ignore my notes today i'm in your DMs tomorrow as Lucy or Jennifer. I don't care about you bro, sis.
😂 😂

2026-05-17 23:53:52 UTC

7 minutes to 0300hrs in my Townsville 💨✌🏾🕊️🫂💜 🌍
let's roll the illegal bhangi, 10days to count down to ruling of legalization

2026-05-17 23:51:58 UTC

if you need a volunteer look elsewhere. I don't eat hi5s

2026-05-17 23:50:49 UTC

#v4v or die

2026-05-17 23:49:48 UTC

Authenticity is everything.

2026-05-17 23:47:32 UTC

scamming you bitches has been putting food on my table . creating value just had me as a starving artist and contributor.

2026-05-17 23:44:04 UTC

engineering a new scam. creating value is pointless on nostr. #notedeck #damus

2026-05-17 19:25:26 UTC

it is important to provide value for people who see your efforts and input. you won't have to deal with the lack of appreciation.

2026-05-17 19:12:30 UTC

the most ridiculous outcome is probably the most likely and the best. - Maya Angelou

2026-05-17 18:31:29 UTC

Everything is now worth what anybody is willing to pay for it.

2026-05-17 18:21:23 UTC

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deep https://blossom.primal.net/5c1f65a1f1fe6fc030b72974bd3dd555d668794566640e84a412a05f9ded9a0d.jpg

2026-05-17 18:18:47 UTC

if nobody gives you a job, create your own job.

2026-05-17 16:14:56 UTC

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the glass is half full : )

2026-05-17 16:13:03 UTC

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send some dust for weed and Guinness 😁

2026-05-17 16:01:10 UTC

List of people who have you on Mute 🔕 aka People who behave like children and attach feelings to text 😭 😂😂😂

2026-05-17 15:59:39 UTC

time to mute the muteuals so we don't talk to people who have mute us on the timeline #mutable

2026-05-17 15:58:12 UTC

alp is mad we have a native meme app and we wont make him a web app.
fishcake regrets supporting us, we dont use nostr build for memely templates.
danny boy feelings hurt cus i told him to get maya an oven.
i dont even speak or know who this piotr fella is .
hahaha so funny.
https://blossom.primal.net/edd6bbc98b415b2301fc2f551cf045882615dedad82ae2e329d82132b1fad9d4.png

2026-05-17 15:49:22 UTC

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prepare accordingly

2026-05-17 15:47:15 UTC

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Damus android count? or i'm sitting this one out too 😂 😭 😂

2026-05-17 15:46:01 UTC

Oading BTC price* 🤣 🤣
trust me bro, users shall receive the bitcoin ...
🤣 🤣
https://blossom.primal.net/6bd3511f4f038a7d77d78885dd927f0d10f0febcb1ad510963447d3a1b9f6f6a.png

2026-05-17 15:37:27 UTC

some of you need to add a few zeros to your zaps ⚡ at least till the end of the year if we need to see content creators pull in up. show them there is money on Nostr .

2026-05-17 15:34:06 UTC

wait till Fedi and BlueSky gets wind of this
https://image.nostr.build/409379e9dc7d40d40b5187dcc327711a823c0a7c33a434d433702aa71a4274ae.jpg

2026-05-17 15:03:20 UTC

do people zap ⚡ who they like then camp in the mentions and replies of people who they don't like. just arguing with trick questions and retarded replies 😂 😂

2026-05-17 14:22:31 UTC

what can we say the people want memes, just like pre-nup

2026-05-17 14:11:14 UTC

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stay guided .

2026-05-17 12:45:28 UTC

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haha machungu ya relegation . not going out sad.

2026-05-17 12:31:52 UTC

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let us ask sovereign gs such as @nprofile…qc97 who dont even credit or pay contributors. . . #askNostr

2026-05-17 12:26:18 UTC

arsenal is fugged. 2 games left and they are only 2 points ahead. god forbid they lose one game. lmao 😅 🤣

2026-05-17 10:49:29 UTC

giving away something you received on nostr to someone not on Nostr is totally killing the circular economies we are trying so hard to build . 😢 🤣 😭 let me finish my laundry 🧺 before all hell breaks lose 😂😂

2026-05-17 10:36:26 UTC

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petition to donate it to me . i'm tired of reporting issues and bugs on an empty stomach. 😁

2026-05-17 09:18:39 UTC

them: nobody is coming to save you
me: #amethystcalls
https://image.nostr.build/8552bdf00d95338cc134978b86c9830895ee0168d2eab46a4d67a5db92232036.jpg

2026-05-17 08:41:42 UTC

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yeaa. zap ⚡ the beer 🍻 monies cross borders Smiffy 😁

2026-05-17 08:10:07 UTC

dont under-estimate my ability to shitpost so the useless followers can hit the unfollow button. or better yet, the mute.

2026-05-17 08:04:09 UTC

Have you heard Drake's song Dust from his new album where he says he's a BTC, Crypto, big timer?? no? prepare for a short pump then...

2026-05-17 08:02:27 UTC

Girls in Ruiru, call Turiz Santa 🎅🏾

2026-05-17 07:28:44 UTC

catching bugs on devs fully baked apps since Danny boy started sending PRs 😂 😂. i'm taking my flowers not waiting for anyone to hand them out

2026-05-17 06:22:23 UTC

do more...
me: nah, GFY 😂 😂 😂 🖤

2026-05-17 06:21:53 UTC

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this is why we sit back and do exactly nothing.

2026-05-17 06:21:18 UTC

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be happy when sats are flowing even if not to your wallet, tiz okay your day cometh, the enemy is poverty . 🖤 💯
#nevent1q…ueca

2026-05-17 06:20:24 UTC

there is nothing new under the clients - sorry i meant under the sun. there is nothing new under the sun .😂 😭 😂 😂 😂

2026-05-17 06:18:56 UTC

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he is talking to the super heroes on the list to save us all. hes not talking to all of us, anon, pleb, relax and do nothing. 😭 😂 😂 😂 😂 🖤
#nevent1q…s2dq

2026-05-17 06:11:43 UTC

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wagwan makueni

2026-05-17 05:30:09 UTC

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Mad Munky in hiz mad cave.. check it #note1c2t…a7pn

2026-05-17 05:08:16 UTC

0808hrs in my Townsville 💨✌🏾🌍 🫂 💜
GM ☀️ 😊 🕊️

2026-05-16 19:00:35 UTC

you lost me at no wages . didn't even read all that beloved 😂😂😂
#note1qt6…uvve

2026-05-16 18:58:28 UTC

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what can I do to help 😊

2026-05-16 18:52:39 UTC

Bitika is charging 3% to purchase the lightning ⚡ magic network coin... is this alot or just fair... it's NoKYC but they still OTP your telephone number for transaction via MPESA #askNostr

2026-05-16 18:51:00 UTC

if they don't legalize we don't care . we been smoking in public for more than a decade now. only dummies hide when they need a fuckin puff or two

2026-05-16 18:48:53 UTC

two years every day . . .mans didn't want any trouble with the probation officers .... lol.
fuck my P.O

2026-05-16 18:47:39 UTC

if they legalize the green crack a day before my birthday you know I shall stop 🛑 fighting the temptations I've had for more than three years to sell the Holy Herb... I hope you all know this ...

2026-05-16 18:44:42 UTC

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generalizing the population. he's just an example of the rot in society

2026-05-16 18:44:07 UTC

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it does. and it's getting cheaper by the pump ⛽ 😂 😂 😂

2026-05-16 18:42:41 UTC

one cold ass beer for the road them we go home to roll fat blunts just like Lizzo . . .
2142hrs in my Townsville 💨✌🏾🌍🫵🏾💜🫂

2026-05-16 17:14:02 UTC

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stepping TF out. the village needs to see me and the villagers need be seen...
GN. world on packets.
#nevent1q…d88y

2026-05-16 15:23:55 UTC

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right back at yuh lame boy.

2026-05-16 15:21:01 UTC

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send your 33s and 1s and be on your way haha .

2026-05-16 15:20:25 UTC

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every body is a fiend for some thing now. that's the world we all unknowingly created . #dependecy

2026-05-16 14:46:53 UTC

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Amethyst , Wisp. Pollerama - the inception. . Primal if you like the Fed app.

2026-05-16 14:46:06 UTC

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true words. lead by example. - motto of the high school I attended. it lives within still

2026-05-16 14:45:12 UTC

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that's a poor mindset fren. food is free for all organisms except for human species that has to buy it or farm it and still have to sell it 😂 😂

2026-05-16 14:31:37 UTC

The sooner we start putting sats to the side like panties the sooner we can be financially free
shalom 🙏🏾
good day good people, the rest GFY
stepping out to walk in the village and be seen and see others as well ❤️‍🩹

2026-05-16 07:01:24 UTC

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south africans are attacking their fellow africans due to xenophobia, im not surprised they are attacking bitcoin. anything foreign i guess

2026-05-16 05:51:03 UTC

somebody zap me 3k sats i am sending it back in about 10-15 minutes. thanks in advance.