Turiz

#TBT somebody tell Steph to send the branding and marketing funds so we can spin back the block .
https://blossom.primal.net/9f7f54efb48dcd5bfe4c6f3c09d182050279fd4d496e9c30c7b69b2fc042386c.mp4

2026-05-08 05:40:48 CEST

checks body count *
yup, i'm still straight 😂😭😂😂😂😂

2026-05-08 05:39:06 CEST

i was Born to spedn a million every day . . . now what currency i really don't know . . .
could be a million sats
could be a million KES
could be a million cuck bucks
stay tuned to find out since we fuggin around

2026-05-08 05:28:49 CEST

turns out my ergonomic chair 💺 was an economic chair 💺. 😂 😂 scammed by your fellow countrymen and women is madd . but ey anything for the food money gang. .

2026-05-08 01:14:04 CEST

attacking with the pawns like a real king 👑 #chessstr

2026-05-08 01:11:07 CEST

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not right now

2026-05-08 01:10:37 CEST

this why we don't have the spark thingy on Memely 😂 @npub10h3…j6d5
#note1q2y…4ddf

2026-05-08 01:07:11 CEST

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well in

2026-05-08 01:06:02 CEST

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lol

2026-05-08 01:03:35 CEST

0203hrs in my townsville. . .
im watching silent hill . . . the first one from 2006

2026-05-08 01:03:06 CEST

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should have said... somebody lend me 10m sats you'll get it back as 10 acres . . . . loool anyways...
#nevent1q…tdza

2026-05-07 23:22:01 CEST

Twerk Thursday 🤯🎶🎵 ooohiii
This is Ruiru. . . Kenya 🇰🇪
Raw-ii-raw!!!
https://blossom.primal.net/a200da13929a9ef1323fc47d00bdf417dfc43dc1f5a385206570883199f6efcf.mp4

2026-05-07 23:20:57 CEST

Karaoke 🎤 be jumping
Venue 1. . . https://blossom.primal.net/2df6fff9b4a28dcac9089d52d851b3b6c8bc4c07afe2f4fc18338febaeb0c5c1.mp4

2026-05-07 22:07:27 CEST

first week of the month... the joints are empty as fugg... nyggas got bills to clear... NOT US, everything getting cheaper on the Bitcoin standard... we oussside

2026-05-07 22:06:06 CEST

bros and sistas bring up having a car like tiz an achievement, bro chill das a wheelbarrow with an engine .. hashtag metal works ... tiz a machine, every body doesn't need it.

2026-05-07 21:46:20 CEST

at Karaoke 🎤 yup .. same shit just a different day .. . .
down a couple beers and shots of jagermeister

2026-05-07 21:42:47 CEST

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do not crack me up 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

2026-05-07 20:45:06 CEST

zappity zap ⚡
jabbity jab 💉
whore coiner 🪙
I don't make the rules, where would Nostr be without all this lingo beloved?

2026-05-07 20:33:18 CEST

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hahaha 😂 I hope otherwise he a beta male 😂 good question

2026-05-07 20:30:59 CEST

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shidd crazy 🤣 no lie

2026-05-07 20:27:57 CEST

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guess i'm dzaddy 😂 😂

2026-05-07 20:27:17 CEST

the best thing about Africa 🌍 is we get vaccines for diseases too late we already saw they didn't work so we don't take them.. but the NPCs shall queue for anything.. 😂 give them a jabbity jab.

2026-05-07 20:24:18 CEST

one of my exes was trying to cheat on her mans with me, mind you they live together 😂 she told him she needs to go home to her parents house for two days 😂 plot thickened mans went through her telephone and read our texts 😡 🤣😂🤣

2026-05-07 20:22:40 CEST

they're dropping pandemics faster than sequels. meanwhile GTA 6 still in development beloved 😂😂

2026-05-07 20:19:26 CEST

i'm always fuckin somebody bitch bro . no nonsense. not sorry. treat your woman better 🤙🏾

2026-05-07 20:18:36 CEST

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Bitcoin Rocks. 🤘🏾

2026-05-07 20:15:59 CEST

Paid and got her hair done... now buddy wanna get one Uno knee and propose .... BIG PIMPIN...

2026-05-07 20:01:35 CEST

2101hrs in my Townsville 💨✌🏾🌍🫂💜🕊️
do we go out for the karaoke 🎤 and watch pipo sing their shower 🚿 songs ?

2026-05-07 19:58:36 CEST

two people have asked me where I took my iPhone 📱 I told them I pawned it , mans adulting I have bills now 😂 told them to buy assets . resellable items 😂

2026-05-07 18:30:12 CEST

You are only as low as you think . you Neva as low as you think ....
shalom 🙏🏾

2026-05-07 18:13:05 CEST

Gang tats is how we got closer . . .
2 BTC to tattoo your name on my skin 4 BTC after the halving

2026-05-07 18:12:21 CEST

Small circle I prefer quality over quantity . . .

2026-05-07 10:02:55 CEST

Farmers league today. tiz Thursday, nobody cares we shall be out doing the Karaoke 🎤
https://image.nostr.build/4da50f9b1601e7743a3f12b680371a99de4743027fb55d24fc8078a8f25382ed.jpg

2026-05-07 09:59:21 CEST

https://opensignal.pro

2026-05-07 09:56:35 CEST

How to trade like a profitable trader
step 1: open trade with demo account
step 2: trade against it with your real account
step 3: make money
NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE https://image.nostr.build/f6f68ad53abca575219568fee477c299819ececfb34458a5e7a1afdb27f3a688.jpg

2026-05-07 09:43:48 CEST

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shiiieeet. 👀

2026-05-07 09:24:37 CEST

Harry Kane ana fanya nini Bayern Munich 😂😂

2026-05-07 09:16:28 CEST

God said we're going to be victorious, and the decision was unanimous

2026-05-07 09:14:05 CEST

Alright, fight, mek a way for yuh self . . . .

2026-05-07 08:53:50 CEST

Let me tell yuh somefin ghetto yut . . .
people shall hate you for your confidence, like you mek Dem weak .
people shall hate you for your joy, like you mek Dem sad.
and them people shall wish sadness on you, instead of wishing Joy Pon Dem selves...
https://open.spotify.com/track/2IOGlR1oVPvhkV3zGtaCxz. #music #tunestr

2026-05-07 08:44:16 CEST

AHAHAHA #kugongewa
#note1pfh…mzk3

2026-05-07 08:42:07 CEST

tbus is how we win. reparations and claiming back stolen lands .
#note1ncg…3q67

2026-05-06 07:18:57 CEST

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vile inafaa. zero over working

2026-05-06 07:13:54 CEST

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🫡🫡 I don't think the world knows what's coming fr fr

2026-05-06 07:11:57 CEST

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vile Ina faa... #permissionless

2026-05-06 05:44:35 CEST

0644hrs in my Townsville ☁️ ☀️ ☁️
GM 🌻

2026-05-06 05:40:03 CEST

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🫡🫡

2026-05-06 00:11:19 CEST

0111hrs in my Townsville 🛏️ 💤😴💤😴

2026-05-05 22:23:09 CEST

2323hrs in my Townsville ☁️ 🌝
EUFA match day tiz littty _ semi finals

2026-05-05 22:15:36 CEST

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faxx 📠

2026-05-05 21:45:48 CEST

GOOOOOOAAAAALLLL #ARSATM arsenal 1 - Athletico Madrid 0

2026-05-05 21:33:49 CEST

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i'm sure they hired some really experienced people nevertheless. good for them

2026-05-05 21:27:58 CEST

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right. so they can hire a child who's done some code blocks...

2026-05-05 21:26:47 CEST

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feel the pain

2026-05-05 21:23:39 CEST

#ARSATM 2223hrs in my Townsville ☁️ ⚽

2026-05-05 20:13:18 CEST

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ina itwa kamati ya roho chafu in Swahili

2026-05-05 18:06:44 CEST

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meanwhile Turiz can't get a peanut 🥜 😂😂 Zap ⚡ the Devs

2026-05-05 12:55:03 CEST

Oh! we're at $80k das cool for the price checkers 😜
who's going to buy me 2 pizzas 🍕 at the price of one? Tiz Tuesday buy one Pizza 🍕 get one Free 🍕

2026-05-05 11:52:58 CEST

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😂😂 spoilt for choice with all the unsorted info

2026-05-05 11:32:48 CEST

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nobody does merit based hiring anyways in this day and age it's all about who knows who

2026-05-05 11:32:01 CEST

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pray fa me. 🫂 💜 . maybe one day I shall but for now I'll deal with the discrimination

2026-05-05 11:23:11 CEST

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yep. only did a diploma that doesn't get anyone through any door 🚪

2026-05-05 11:13:01 CEST

1212hrs in my Townsville.
laundry 🧺 is done.
sun☀️ is out https://image.nostr.build/e332993c0b878386eff7e21cca2806cefd4d61656446443e90334d3fedc25330.jpg

2026-05-05 11:10:43 CEST

Anyone who could hire you, eventually will

2026-05-05 11:10:06 CEST

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😂😂 I wasn't fortunate enough to get a degree 🎓

2026-05-05 10:46:23 CEST

my favorite search 🔎 keywords are 'bounty' & 'hiring'

2026-05-05 10:23:57 CEST

Value 4 Value == Even Exchange
#V4V

2026-05-05 10:22:25 CEST

1122hrs in my Townsville ☁️🌧️✨🌝

2026-05-05 10:00:16 CEST

Besides being good at what I do, you can also hire me to get some points for diversity, equity and inclusion. #DEI #Hiring

2026-05-05 09:11:03 CEST

I stayed on nostr to see photos of landscapes I'll most probably never get to visit .
post moar #picstr

2026-05-05 09:01:26 CEST

Tuesday playlist is a lot of love tunes for the 2000s. The RnB artists were men of substance. unlike today, the men are womanizers if you compared the lyrics. too much bitch naming and telling the hoes to shake their ass

2026-05-05 06:11:53 CEST

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🫡 hapo sawa ndugu

2026-05-05 05:44:30 CEST

People are sleeping on Memely… and this dev isn’t going to just up and leave.
https://zapstore.dev/apps/com.memely

2026-05-04 22:52:16 CEST

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truuu

2026-05-04 21:13:06 CEST

Ruling marks a major milestone for claimants under the Kakuzi Division Development Association (KDDA), who have pursued the return of ancestral land for decades.
https://lifelately.co.ke/kakuzi-plc-faces-setback-as-court-clears-path-for-land-restitution-in-muranga/

2026-05-04 19:22:19 CEST

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drinking horns are still a thing today here.

2026-05-04 18:40:01 CEST

money is a by product of creating value. the markets do not reward intentions, it rewards usefulness.
1940hrs in my Townsville ☁️🤷🏾‍♂️🫴🏾✨🌝

2026-05-04 18:17:33 CEST

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clientele jumping 🤙🏾 nice work

2026-05-04 16:40:02 CEST

set your pride aside and get the help you need.

2026-05-04 16:29:43 CEST

living in abundance.

2026-05-04 16:25:43 CEST

Saw this in the village Oh god inflation in Kenya 🇰🇪 https://image.nostr.build/0aefff49122981b9a22ce9a2a94ce3259280eea64643f7f7346b011de1cc3480.jpg

2026-05-04 16:23:59 CEST

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I would too if I had two laptops but I have one dick 😂 😂 😂 so I'll take the two chics for now

2026-05-04 15:41:43 CEST

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i'm bored not in the mood. send pizza 🍕 zap ⚡ could use a bite

2026-05-04 12:28:04 CEST

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yeah better those who tell you HFSP than those who'll come all the way to places such as the ghettos and slums to watch people HFSP and take pics for documentaries

2026-05-04 11:07:31 CEST

hapa Nostr Wana ku zap ⚡ una pata Hadi nguvu ya kuoga na maji baridi una tokea 🤙🏾🫂💜🕊️✌🏾

2026-05-04 09:09:15 CEST

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agreed. education at this point is a scheme to keep humanity down and depedent on a broken system .

2026-05-04 05:25:46 CEST

bado hio shit ni mimi na gonga, wewe bado una ngoja...

2026-05-03 21:23:17 CEST

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wow. nice one lotta sats. flowing. when me zaps Hard Cap. : )

2026-05-03 19:55:40 CEST

nobody zap ⚡ me and try to ruin my ting .. especially with a double digit zaps ⚡ . . . but I can't stop bitches anyway.. that's true freedom
#note1d7j…k38c

2026-05-03 19:30:55 CEST

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hope is nice what are you doing to make certain others are having a wonderful weekend ☺️

2026-05-03 19:11:55 CEST

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you know what they say breh, if you're scared go to church ⛪

2026-05-03 19:03:54 CEST

my bluetooth speaker just feell to the floor since i hang it somewhere and lost its low end frequency now my monitor is louder than the frigging thing. i hate chinaware.

2026-05-03 16:04:02 CEST

can't stand under appreciation , my baby you gotta ADORE MOI!!!

2026-05-03 14:28:05 CEST

you believed lies about me because a part of you wanted it to be true. dont act like you were confused. you heard something negative and ran with it, fast. why? because it finally gave you something to hodl on to. thats hate, quiet hate.

2026-05-03 14:15:20 CEST

recognize high vibrations that cause inspiration, and low vibrations that cause jealousy. not everybody is rooting for you. not everybody is inspired by you.

2026-05-03 13:44:46 CEST

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when someone who needs it comes along. 😂 😂 😂 "Do More" hahaha
#nevent1q…kpgc

2026-05-03 13:38:36 CEST

no nap. walking out to see people. ladies are well dress it's a Sunday they're all from church ⛪.
we might meet the one... or the two
#note1fqf…q4ae

2026-05-03 13:37:12 CEST

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damnit. wish I had 12k sats for you but my wallet is under the weather bud 🫂 💜

2026-05-03 13:23:29 CEST

my ass is dumb that's why i love #Damus
1423hrs in my Townsville 💨. heating up my lunch . then take a nap 😴