Cantankerous.
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npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas Profile Code
nprofile1qqsqt9ezt8kxs05cg08p97hxemw6qmn9qck0kq28n832h4ft9yet4espp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqxkgp0g
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2026-05-21T04:20:21Z Event JSON
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Last Notes npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 Bamalam npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 I have been saying this for 12 years. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 Right! npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 This. Ledger used this technique 10 years ago for the Nano Monero support. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 02f859be038ab79284966331036ed7176aad77e2796fe3964fdadcfbfda528bc12@yq2gxcqgzrgg3ptyccnqdb6nqbeniiipyp3fmlex2gcceutl5ujwrbid.onion:9735 npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 This is top tier, in my opinion. It's not healthy. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 Cool! Do you prefer it over gridfinity? npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 That mouth shape. It's just... https://npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas.blossom.band/d1754413ce965dd543b50fc9bcf1fd2e4f6b9fd3430ce452a2ae6e32bba190b6.jpg npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 Looks like it might be a Bambu bedslinger. I have an A1. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 Meh. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 😭 I am sad to hear it. I have known many good Chinese. Government and culture can be very heavy. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 Here you are describing the US-American culture to some extent. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 Needs water! npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 Resterdaunt npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 I never watered my fish, which totally explains why it always stayed the same size. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 Of COURSE you will remember to take it out of the freezer RIGHT after you walk the dog! npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 So I did have a bad day. It's just that I didn't have to, so it's my fault as well. Thanks, Frog. 🤪😁🐸 npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 I love that at 3:50, you see that he's using a rice cooker lid as he coats one of his layers. (honestly, "coats one of his layers" is about as far as I can follow him.) npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 So certainly everybody's heard the sound bites or read about the American admiral, the one who was talking about how the military is now running a node and talking a lot of the Jason Lowery type thesis when it comes to "power projection". While acknowledging Bitcoin's financial aspects, the admiral suggests the military's interest lies elsewhere... in how this technology could benefit a nation strategically. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 Oh no! I will see if I can describe it. It compares three words Horror, Horrible, and Horrific. And then a similar construction Terror, Terrible, and TERRIFIC! ;) The last work in the second set is a HAPPY word. The point being English does not always make sense! But you are still learning it! npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 @nprofile…xx0r This joke made me think of you! You are learning English so well even though, as this picture shows, it can be confusing sometimes! 😄 https://blossom.primal.net/e6814392b3874d10305d80d5fe7eb61c8d9688f8d179d3da777dfb40a3c283cb.jpg npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 I'm listening to Tucker Carlson interview his brother, Buckley. Lol. And this may be the whitest thing I've ever heard. And at the same time, it's actually pretty good so far. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 Lol. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 I do not appreciate your criticism. You know little about me, tonta. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 Guys with no record deal and a platinum hit in the US. Kind of all you need to know. They own their own shit. They are cool. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 Wait, so while puzzls is taken a leak, he reads a Mother Teresa quote. Am I getting this right? npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 The pattern sequencer in the Yamaha MODX is actually not bad! npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 Its good to remember. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 Lol. Yeah, I figured that out right after I asked the question, especially my sycophantic opening, I guess. But believe it or not, I wrote that. And I'm not some big fan of everything that Hodl says, but I just think he got it right this time. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 Where is oil crashing to 60? npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 What did you think? npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 The thought that the US is doing these things entirely out of stupidity is probably the prevailing thought, and certainly the message in all the various Lego movies, etc. Now, that could be possible, but at the same time, it's probably the less likely one. People who like Trump (still somehow) are losing trust in him because he COMPLETELY reversed on "no war". People who hate him make the mistake in thinking that he (and, more importantly, this administration) is just an idiot and take things at face value. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 This is exactly right. And our human tendency to anthropomorphize things we need to believe that the tool actually has a soul or something, but that's not how souls work. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 In case you need to feel it for yourself. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 I have a new thing I'm doing. I walk around the house with a pair of finger cymbals. And whenever I'm going to make a very important statement, I pull those out and I ring them. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 "Off of a little contraption?" npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 A cool typeface! npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 The spirit of this age is increased division and war. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 A little... npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 Been underwater a bit. Sorry. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 Well, it is the right number of syllables, isn't it? npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 Going through the motions. So I don't fall off the treadmill. Skin my knee. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 Hard to believe where we are. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 Oh, I want to listen to Simon Dixon now and then because I think he has interesting things to say, but it's like hearing a chainsaw. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 Your Verizon number can be also using IP-based services for MMS. But where you set that up is usually specific to your carrier OS, etc. For me, for example, I have an option in the app that goes with my carrier, which is Mint, because I'm a cheapo. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 Yes, I answered your earlier question with some ideas, but you confirm here that you are enabling Wi-Fi, and messages can go over Wi-Fi under the right circumstances. There's more than one way that could happen. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 So there are possibilities here. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 Monero has the same problem, but achieved a slightly different way. And it is thanks to its best-in-class privacy. It was easy for exchanges to be deeply short Monero and close down withdrawals for "technical reasons". Remember that? npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 I'm getting to the point where if a specific app asks me to enable notifications more than once I'm just deleting it. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 And absolutely excellent summation of the BIP 110 situation, in my opinion. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 I don't know. That last one would rig some kind of explosive inside of the new carvings and blow the whole thing to smithereens eventually, probably. But I don't know, maybe that's a good idea anyway. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 I hope someday I can visit China, but in some ways it seems it could be restrictive. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 Hmm. I usually use amethyst on my phone but was using Primal on my computer. I wonder if that is blocked. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 I know that you are smart. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 https://primal.net/e/nevent1qqsdvyjvespyf5rmj8uc5s0epsmjh6vyz6v05h075hc56c3vfdf878qq3guge npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 The implementation is perfect! Keeps it non HTML, but gives you the ability to render. This is super nice to be able to dig out a MFA code or the like. Sending a small zap! npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 Sounds like his nsec was compromised. Assuming coinos was a wild guess how. (Doubt that's how) npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 Not cool, me. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 You know how bars of soap eventually turn into little waxy rocks, and you try forever to squeeze out the last little bit of actual soapiness and perhaps coax them into something useful by attempting to combine 3 or 4? npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 Stand up! npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 And she's right! npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 Amethyst has it too! npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 Waaaay before that. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 That totally makes sense. And actually it doesn't happen that much. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 Cool! npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 Every now and then I'll get a host cannot be found type of response. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 I don't want to be negative. I promise. But I would say that this is one of the ways the world is just... Wrong https://files.sovbit.host/media/05972259ec683e9843ce12fae6cedda06e65062cfb014799e2abd52b2932bae6/08231f7a0666846d217b8419b53f3b5f45e4a873fcea44141774d563c3a975d7.webp npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 @nprofile…2h5q Y'all still there? npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 Gronk Moogle. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 First you misquoted me, you put quotes around a phrase I never said. And the thing that you misquoted is right after I said I feel like Bitcoin lost someone who was good. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 But it protects the individual. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 I think this is where the discussion becomes very interesting, because almost unbelievably it is following a predictable divide. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 Well, that isn't what I would have said, but you've already had your discussion with that fictitious version of me. I'm just going to assume that that is the idiot shithead version of me. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 Yes, this is my point said much more clearly than what I was trying to say. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 And yes, calling us idiots is also in the same exact thing I'm talking about. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 There's never been anything like it. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 Time to change my avatar again. I seem to hate the universe again. Avatar change fixes that right? npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 I'd say it seems the market is digesting it quite efficiently. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 Saying "the Bitcoin community is filled with absolute shitheads". Is something that many long standing members of that community who are NOT shitheads feel sums up much of core's attitude towards the users. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 Haha. The wisdom of the little ones. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 They don't need Bitcoin for that. The risk is Epstein was directly connected to the major banks, central banks, and the Rothschilds. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 But it is imperative that you decide this for yourself. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 That demands a fairly complex answer, but since they use the blind oracle, it's worth thinking through. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 Unless you're innocent, then the best move would be a little different, don't you think? It's actually game theoretically poor once you get past the first level... I now see your next post too though ha, so I was not enough levels deep to understand your point. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 And if that's the case, then it's perfectly reasonable to assume that it's the same reason that the rest of them aren't talking either. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 Mutt O'Dawg? npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 Obviously sold your soul to the interesting podcast industrial complex. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 Congrats on realizing your goodness. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 Definitely interesting. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 Those things are super cool looking. I have no idea what they are though. Are they some kind of dab rig or something? npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 This one was Star Blazers. And it fits some of what you describe and might have even been it, but I feel like what you're talking about is something else I remember, but I'm not quite sure. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 I knew it's not a good way to make a brand. But I've never really wanted to do that anyway. And it lets me express my mood at the time. Actually, I recently grew a beard, turned out it looks more like the one in that picture than what I remember my facial hair looking like. Our will, time comes for us all. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 MEERKATS! npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 Aye. 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Something like an idle game replaces your drive to achieve and build and do things with an easier to achieve tap. npub1qktjyk0vdqlfss7wztawdnka5phx2p3vlvq50x0z402jk2fjhtnqlx9qas M0053 So, I'm not making this up. I'm telling the absolute truth.
