wastelad

i used to be bad for laughing at my own jokes before i got the punchline out to the point where a friend's gf would hear me go "heh" under my breath and she'd say "He's gonna make a joke!"

2025-09-14 05:40:42 CEST

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it's because i'll shop some material with a few friends and as soon as i work out the kinks and get a really good reaction, my dopamine addicted as hits repeat

2025-09-14 05:20:20 CEST

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Got called out on it meeting my friends gf for the first time. And it wasn’t even a callback I literally made the same joke twice

2025-09-14 04:42:21 CEST

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Me too, whats worse?

2025-09-14 04:38:43 CEST

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not rare but I scooped this tn
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2025-09-14 04:35:11 CEST

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cool cassette (?) can’t find an stream online of it

2025-09-14 03:54:23 CEST

Got called a fed by two mystery meat street wear wearing faggots, thats the highlight of my day

2025-09-12 22:16:54 CEST

I know I normally rip on Threads but go now. It’s a literal goldmine for “I posted something nasty about CK and I lost my job over it”

2025-09-10 23:58:28 CEST

#WiggerWednesday #WiggerGenocide #StopWiggerGenocide
https://i.poastcdn.org/a5/95/7c/a5957ce103bf8e21803298c91cf3d7ff233e76b6a24731fd909bff2754001b35.mp4

2025-09-09 05:19:08 CEST

Bon the fuck jour
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2025-09-09 04:09:29 CEST

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I will be rejoining you gentlemen soon. My schedule is all fucked up but soon it will not be. Miss you gents

2025-08-31 09:12:24 CEST

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also not opposed to a rare-ish burg but not from grocery store ground beef

2025-08-31 09:11:40 CEST

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i'm all about food experiments but i feel like there's a reason the creator didn't show them eating or cutting it open

2025-08-31 09:08:19 CEST

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out here cookin burgs in atypical geometry. this one would make Yakub proud

2025-08-30 23:08:22 CEST

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DINNER TIME
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2025-08-30 19:26:46 CEST

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GM ☕

2025-08-30 06:13:31 CEST

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unionize brother

2025-08-30 03:10:12 CEST

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Gonna Become One Of Those Guys Who Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Word Like Those Black Guys On Facebook

2025-08-30 03:04:17 CEST

It's Labour Day weekend,
What are YOU 🫵 doing to celebrate?

2025-08-29 04:46:26 CEST

Just removed a stone from my shoe #rape #finance

2025-08-28 04:08:37 CEST

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Yeah 10-12k every day is bullshit. Professional swimmers will eat 8-10k for only the most intense days

2025-08-25 05:50:49 CEST

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How do I make it big??

2025-08-24 07:23:28 CEST

Ceiling bird eliminated #PoastSummit
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2025-08-24 01:42:22 CEST

#PoastSummit
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2025-08-23 05:21:57 CEST

Poast admin reveal @graf
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2025-08-21 13:24:42 CEST

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2025-08-18 05:02:35 CEST

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2025-08-06 07:46:36 CEST

Man, that shower I had was great. Might have another one next month

2025-08-03 04:33:57 CEST

https://i.poastcdn.org/15/fc/eb/15fcebb93a855165b8e8f35ddb7a3873824b8758f3cf52d8fdad7fa1489af752.mp4

2025-07-30 08:28:12 CEST

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grafcompound confirmed haunted

2025-07-30 08:22:59 CEST

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they are good for your lawn. yeah they tear it up a bit but they eat grubs. their intimidation tactic (foreleg stomp and shuffle back) is v similar to how they hunt for them

2025-07-30 08:17:09 CEST

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putting my LOTO lock on the big internet switch in the off position and then going home and ignoring phone calls

2025-07-30 08:08:03 CEST

You WILL have a good night
You WILL sleep tight
You will NOT let the bed bugs bite
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2025-07-29 21:38:57 CEST

Ooo wee ooo I look just like Adolf Hitler
Oh oh
And you’re Eva Anna Braun

2025-07-26 08:20:45 CEST

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and the movie was her idea

2025-07-26 02:52:05 CEST

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I live in Ontario and this is how the entire rest of the world spells it. Hope that helps

2025-07-26 01:45:53 CEST

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2025-07-25 20:34:54 CEST

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2025-03-11 22:59:46 CET

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winter tires make a huge difference

2024-08-22 16:59:13 CEST

It’s better to have a gun and need it, than to not have one and not need it

2024-08-16 23:44:58 CEST

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hardest part about the trades are the personalities. second hardest is the test

2024-08-16 23:43:02 CEST

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crushing beers, banging grindcore

2024-08-16 23:39:40 CEST

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it's super busy at work. finally got my trade license, and I'm glad that's over because i was tired of studying

2024-08-16 23:31:05 CEST

good evening poastchads, it's been a while

2024-01-20 05:28:44 CET

https://poast.tv/w/q171xTsZGvTzqgkwtb9yCu
Trailer Park Boys: The Movie (2006) now

2023-08-31 23:49:41 CEST

Guys guys guys a new 13/50 dropped
https://nypost.com/2023/08/31/50-of-us-beef-is-eaten-by-just-12-of-americans-mostly-men-study/

2023-08-29 13:48:10 CEST

New fear unlocked
#note18cg…n2hv