Low Quality Facts

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Low Quality Facts written in arguably lower quality handwriting.

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2026-08-26 23:35:41 CEST

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Panther Blanket. Yes, you are still required to say "Oh, big yawn!" when he does this.
https://collabs.shop/67rgxz
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2026-08-19 15:55:32 CEST

That's so sad.
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2026-08-11 17:40:20 CEST

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Bunny Pin. Cartoons used to have tiny animals wielding comically large hammers. This doesn't happen anymore because nerds on Reddit will post "Plot hole: It is physically impossible for this bunny to lift that hammer. Literally unwatchable."
https://collabs.shop/5yozgh
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2026-08-10 16:42:42 CEST

That blows my mind.
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2026-08-03 00:09:33 CEST

I could never live there.
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2026-08-01 22:08:29 CEST

Please give me a dollar a month on Patreon so more of my adoring fans will congratulate me.
https://www.patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
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2026-08-01 00:28:25 CEST

To celebrate the release of Spider-Man: Brand New Day, tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Spider-Man Body Wash. I don't know about the rest of you, but I walked out of the theater thinking "What a hero. I need to smell like him."
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0C9RW7RKY?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.2XIUFNUXIYE18&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.2XIUFNUXIYE18_1785514750213
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2026-07-30 17:35:01 CEST

Low Quality Facts is now the 39th largest account on Mastodon! I can't tell if that's good for me or bad for Mastodon.
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2026-07-29 17:37:18 CEST

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Galactic Preservation Pin. I have developed a groundbreaking theory that our entire universe is preserved within a giant mason jar. Astronomy societies around the world have backed up my theory by sending me supportive cease and desist letters.
https://collabs.shop/nsffat
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2026-07-29 06:10:13 CEST

That's so interesting.
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2026-07-28 00:39:13 CEST

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Who could have predicted that sharp needles feel unpleasant when pressed against your skin? I couldn't have known.

2026-07-24 15:34:55 CEST

The cannibal is screaming "Get me away from this rapist!"
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2026-07-24 14:26:26 CEST

Some people have seemed confused about what my Low Quality Facts account is, so I made this graph to help you all understand it.
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2026-07-23 17:55:17 CEST

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Half Assing It Pin. Can you imagine whole assing something? In this economy? No thank you.
https://collabs.shop/1orb5r
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2026-07-23 00:38:37 CEST

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Death Before Decaf Sticker. Yes, you will go to Hell for drinking decaf. Every religion that has ever existed is very clear about this.
https://collabs.shop/xbtqyd
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2026-07-22 17:29:06 CEST

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Killer Whales did not get their name due to any violent tendencies, but rather because they can pull off some killer kickflips on a skateboard.

2026-07-22 16:45:19 CEST

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Killer Whale Pin. Despite the name, Killer Whales are relatively harmless. But this one is a Killer Killer Whale. He will happily stab you to death.
https://collabs.shop/kuzxvw
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2026-07-22 15:43:41 CEST

That's so scary.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/963/766/530/935/330/original/40785571227bbe28.jpg

2026-07-17 06:20:14 CEST

Very impressive.
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2026-07-16 22:17:45 CEST

Seems like an honest mistake.
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2026-07-15 21:55:53 CEST

We made a comic about calculus.
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2026-07-12 16:32:01 CEST

I am sick of the nonstop political content on here. So this morning's Low Quality Ad is for this Womp Womp Pin, which you should in no way associate with Lindsey Graham.
https://collabs.shop/c6qrp4
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2026-07-12 06:01:56 CEST

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this "It Gets Worse Before It Gets Worse" Keychain. On the bright side, that means today is the best day of the rest of your life.
https://collabs.shop/vagaqr
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2026-07-11 16:47:16 CEST

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Diaclaimer: Even if you do have a cryptid hunting permit, there is still a good chance that Bigfoot will rip you in half the second he sees you.

2026-07-10 23:50:55 CEST

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Avocado Sticker. He's happy because he's ripe. Enjoy it while you can little guy. Knowing avocados, you'll be well past your prime any second now.
https://collabs.shop/7jybs0
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2026-07-09 21:15:15 CEST

Those were simpler times.
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2026-07-08 15:20:51 CEST

BREAKING NEWS: Due to a software glitch, all missiles launched at Iran have missed their target and accidentally struck Belgium instead.

2026-07-08 06:01:02 CEST

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Cosmos Blanket. If you squint, in the upper left corner you can see the star your neighbor Harold purchased for $50. He owns that star. He has a certificate to prove it.
https://collabs.shop/dzpvpt
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2026-07-07 06:03:18 CEST

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Toaster Bath Patch. This happy little toaster understands the importance of good hygiene. Finally, a positive role model we can all look up to.
https://collabs.shop/o7vuhd
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2026-07-05 18:25:05 CEST

I love Daniel Radcliffe.
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2026-07-05 06:09:08 CEST

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Howdy Gator Sticker. Howdy Gator was once again snubbed for Best Country Album at the Grammys. Howdy Gator is seething with rage.
https://collabs.shop/53liye
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2026-07-04 18:58:14 CEST

I wonder what happens at level eight.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/862/632/523/324/180/original/4a824cfd1b8cf6fa.jpg

2026-07-04 14:29:47 CEST

It was a life changing year.
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2026-07-03 23:25:48 CEST

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Pirate Cutting Board. All things considered, he's lucky he's only missing a leg.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0C1GZXN23?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.2LRW2GZL7YC3T&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.2LRW2GZL7YC3T_1783106642700
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2026-07-03 15:45:51 CEST

This morning's Low Quality Ad is for this "Ask Me About Trains" Pin. It's the kind of pin your one uncle will show you right after he finishes telling you how autism didn't exist back when he was a kid.
https://collabs.shop/rjefvi
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2026-07-03 06:02:45 CEST

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Cordless Hedge Trimmer, on sale for 35% off.
Do you hate hedges? Did hedges murder your father? Maim your mother? Humiliate your uncle? Finally get your long-awaited revenge by trimming them a bit.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B079KVRS9W?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.91H1YYCVAD6A&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.91H1YYCVAD6A_1783048705165
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2026-07-02 21:01:40 CEST

Cool.
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2026-06-30 19:08:15 CEST

I wonder what movie it was for.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/840/031/333/918/546/original/63109377fa11a548.jpg

2026-06-29 15:41:13 CEST

We're all using them wrong.
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2026-06-27 16:15:53 CEST

This morning's Low Quality Ad is for the Nebula 4K Projector. The economy has been rough lately. Money being tight is stressful, which is exactly why I am rewarding myself with a $2,500 projector.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DYV2CGTK?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.2GHZNDNAZWLZ4&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.2GHZNDNAZWLZ4_1782569580602
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2026-06-26 14:25:53 CEST

This is why milk doesn't have any bones.
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2026-06-24 22:04:58 CEST

I never would have guessed.
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2026-06-22 01:45:29 CEST

This evening's Low Quality Ad is for this Human Organ Lunch Box. It's a great way to prevent your coworkers from stealing your lunch. And if your lunch still gets stolen, then it's a great way to find out which coworker is the office cannibal.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B007M2OHEY?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.13IC4U05CE55F&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.13IC4U05CE55F_1782082988220
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2026-06-21 20:56:15 CEST

Those were the good ol' days.
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2026-06-21 06:08:19 CEST

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for the Nuwave Combi Steam Oven. I bake some steam in this oven every single day. It's a great low calorie snack.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DSQ8PWPJ?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.BL6CJG24HRTN&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.BL6CJG24HRTN_1781998440829
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2026-06-19 06:00:05 CEST

Tonight's late night Low Quality Ad is for the Bob and Brad Hand Massager. Please only use this to massage the hands of gentlemen named either Bob or Brad. Michaels are NOT allowed to use it.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0D7M8YNQY?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.1RBVQDNDJDF7S&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.1RBVQDNDJDF7S_1781831748462
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2026-06-18 21:54:20 CEST

Feeling inadequate because everyone on Mastodon appears to be an author or a lawyer or a scientist?
Follow me and feel better about yourself, for I have the intellect of a clever potato.

2026-06-18 00:02:05 CEST

This evening's Low Quality Ad is for this "Death Before Decaf" Sticker. I like to interpret this as the Grim Reaper telling you that shortly after you die he will serve you decaf coffee in Hell, as a punishment.
https://collabs.shop/m0fsku
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2026-06-16 17:41:48 CEST

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Roly-Poly Pin. What's that you say, you hate bugs? Wrong. No you don't. Not all bugs. You don't hate the roly-poly bug. You love the roly-poly bug. Everyone loves the roly-poly bug.
https://collabs.shop/ocr8ms
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2026-06-13 15:28:51 CEST

Please give me a dollar a month on Patreon so I can continue to improve the lives of my adoring fans.
https://www.patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
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2026-06-12 23:12:41 CEST

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for the Kiri Table Lamp. I know it's going to hatch into something, I just don't know what.
https://collabs.shop/pqjbyl
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2026-06-12 16:34:52 CEST

How do you feel about Elon Musk becoming the world's first trillionaire? If you're having trouble processing your emotions, spin today's Low Quality Ad, this Wheel Pin, to find out.
https://collabs.shop/syb6i3
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2026-06-10 22:47:00 CEST

Oh, that's what that is?
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2026-06-08 22:16:49 CEST

That blows my mind.
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2026-06-05 14:21:35 CEST

Gavin Newsom supporters are going to be so confused when the presidential debates begin and they finally learn that Gavin Newsom and Gavin Newsom's witty social media manager who regularly SLAMS Trump are not the same person.

2026-06-05 06:07:47 CEST

That blows my mind.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/695/284/307/200/431/original/0e5194ad0a527ae3.jpg

2026-06-04 16:57:08 CEST

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this inspirational Horse Pin. I don't know about you guys, but I really needed to read this today.
https://collabs.shop/oj6gks
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2026-06-03 18:32:37 CEST

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Silver lining: Tomorrow might be worse, but at least it's not as bad as the next day will be.

2026-06-03 17:37:24 CEST

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this "It Gets Worse Before It Gets Worse" Patch. On the bright side, that means today is the best day of the rest of your life.
https://collabs.shop/3lg2pb
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2026-06-02 00:17:19 CEST

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Please stop pointing out all the times in the past that I have promoted criminal activity.

2026-05-31 23:34:04 CEST

Well deserved.
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2026-05-29 15:21:59 CEST

If you do not have a life insurance policy, all of your money and possessions will be given to the first person to touch your corpse.

2026-05-20 18:29:29 CEST

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In honor of Icarus, I am officially boycotting the sun. Please join me. We don't need it.

2026-05-20 17:49:28 CEST

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Icarus Blanket. Oh, you're going to criticize Icarus for flying too close to the sun? Because of what he was wearing? I will not tolerate this blatant victim blaming.
https://collabs.shop/pfnjcb
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2026-05-20 14:27:43 CEST

I wrote Trump a letter saying that my Spotify account was suspended while Biden was in office, which prevented me from listening to Kid Rock. In return, the president awarded me $30 million in slush fund money.

2026-05-17 17:03:48 CEST

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Peanut Butter & Jellyfish Sandwich Pin. Just like the ones Mom used to make (my mother is absolutely demented).
https://collabs.shop/emothd
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2026-05-12 06:01:54 CEST

Nature is crazy.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/559/596/666/636/192/original/2472cec490ecba22.jpg

2026-05-11 23:18:28 CEST

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Candle Sticker. Burnt out on Monday, a pile of wax by Wednesday, burned down the house by Friday. Very relatable.
https://collabs.shop/jqknly
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2026-05-10 01:08:02 CEST

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Crow Plush. He looks so angry. Probably because someone is playing jazz. Crows fucking hate jazz.
https://collabs.shop/mkzlwm
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2026-05-09 21:05:23 CEST

Please give me a dollar a month on Patreon so I can keep making the content that my adoring fans can't get enough of. I cherish their unconditional love, and I must reciprocate with more facts.
https://www.patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
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2026-05-09 06:08:14 CEST

Smart.
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2026-05-08 22:57:56 CEST

They must have been magnificent.
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2026-05-07 17:42:25 CEST

I know that Stephen Miller gets a lot of hate on here, but hear me out.
I think we could hate him more. We have the capacity, we all just need to put in a little more effort.

2026-05-06 17:02:59 CEST

I am terribly sorry to interrupt your doomscrolling, but today's Low Quality Ad is for this Backpack Frog Pin. Look at him. He is ready for school. He was a tadpole only a few days ago. He hopes someone will teach him what legs and arms are, as these new appendages confuse him.
https://collabs.shop/lwwfyv
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2026-05-04 02:27:07 CEST

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I don't think my cats have ever even applied for a job. They have no ambition.

2026-05-03 00:08:58 CEST

I love llamas.
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2026-04-30 06:05:33 CEST

Smart.
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2026-04-29 20:48:06 CEST

RIP Jane.
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2026-04-29 16:30:24 CEST

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Yes, this also happens to be Florida's state flag.

2026-04-29 15:39:04 CEST

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Unhinged Gator Pin. You might also recognize him as Florida's most sane resident.
https://collabs.shop/5aiia3
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2026-04-27 01:23:33 CEST

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Jellyfish also eat other jellyfish, because they are full of jelly.

2026-04-27 00:16:51 CEST

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Jellyfish Pendant Crochet Kit. Did you know? Jellyfish are called jellyfish because they're the only fish that eat jelly.
https://collabs.shop/aacf4l
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2026-04-25 23:58:07 CEST

Wow, I never knew that.
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2026-04-23 18:13:23 CEST

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Extremely embarrassing to imagine anyone getting lost in a labyrinth. Just use Google Maps, are you stupid?

2026-04-22 15:30:47 CEST

Only 70?
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2026-04-21 16:53:19 CEST

I am sick of people acting like things are awful just because the president is deranged and we're starting unnecessary wars and housing is unaffordable and healthcare is an absolute mess and the planet is dying, so today's Low Quality Ad is for this Everything is Fine Pin.
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2026-04-17 17:02:43 CEST

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Dino Knight Pin. Sorry for posting something so historically inaccurate. Knights were actually barefoot when they rode their trusty T-Rex steeds, because the dinosaurs hated the feeling of metal boots clanking against their sides.
https://collabs.shop/hqovb5
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2026-04-16 20:23:01 CEST

Somewhere a guy who can barely afford rent in his studio apartment is losing his mind over this.
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2026-04-15 00:21:44 CEST

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for these Bamboo and Boar Hair Toothbrushes. If you're anything like me, then I'm sure whenever you've seen a wild boar you immediately thought "I would love to feel that ferocious creature's coarse hair between my teeth."
https://collabs.shop/bus7ni
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2026-04-13 18:40:30 CEST

That makes sense.
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2026-04-11 00:21:09 CEST

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Dead Inside But Caffeinated Sticker. We haven't invented necromancy yet, but pouring coffee down a corpse's throat produces very similar results.
https://collabs.shop/w7ocjd
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2026-04-10 20:35:59 CEST

I don't have a ton of faith in humanity, but I do appreciate how we've all decided to side with the whales in the Great Whales vs. Boats War. An orca could literally bite my arm off tomorrow and I would still be team whale.

2026-04-04 01:29:41 CEST

That's crazy.
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2026-04-03 18:41:26 CEST

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This actually used to happen with old televisions. If you watched too many episodes of Gilligan's Island in a row it would overheat and melt onto your living room floor.

2026-04-03 16:42:30 CEST

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Melting TV Pin. Back in the day people told us that TV would melt our brains. Well jokes on them, we're finally dumb enough to turn the tables. If anything, the TV's brain will melt from having to stare at us all day.
https://collabs.shop/dse5ia
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2026-04-01 00:30:20 CEST

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for these Thicc Pokemon Fan-Art Cards. He has always been named Thiccachu. Some people weirdly remember it being Pikachu. A classic example of the Mandela Effect.
https://collabs.shop/71hdty
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2026-03-29 06:18:20 CEST

That's helpful to know.
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2026-03-29 00:47:22 CET

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Stay Coo Shirt. All birds are pigeons, but not all pigeons are birds.
https://collabs.shop/ofnvmb
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2026-03-27 21:12:13 CET

Please give me a dollar a month on Patreon so I can continue to create these posts that people clearly can't get enough of.
https://www.patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
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2026-03-27 15:41:22 CET

It's the last good decision the Supreme Court made.
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